mentally handicapped life

Zuo Wenxiu took Yi Zhihang to the bureau to apply for an ID card. When taking pictures, he originally wanted to stand next to the photographer and watch, but Yi Zhihang kept looking at him, smiling at him, and saying " Hey, come on, just smile a little bit, look at the camera, hey, don’t look to the side.” Turning a deaf ear, the photographer was so angry that he pointed to the left and asked the man: “You, get out. Stand beside me all the time, can I give it to him? made a bid?"

Zuo Wen was taken aback for a moment, then said dully, "Oh, good." He turned around and left the photo booth.

In the last photo taken, Yi Zhihang didn't smile, and his expression was a little numb.But it can't stop him from being handsome!Zuo asked to think.

After completing the formalities, it was just lunch time, Zuo Wen took Yi Zhihang to a Cantonese restaurant, ordered a table of Yi Zhihang's favorite food, and specially ordered a bottle of red wine to open.

"Brother, don't drink while driving, don't drive while drinking, you drove today." Yi Zhihang said seriously.

"Your brother is happy today, so he drank it." Zuo Wen said.

Yi Zhihang was in a hurry: "Then...then you are not allowed to drive!"

Zuo Wen took a sip of his wine and said unhurriedly, "Hey, are you still in charge of me?"

"Hmph, I'm doing this for your own good!" Yi Zhihang said angrily.

Zuo Wen chuckled and said, "Understood, Chief Manager, I won't drive, so I'll find a replacement driver, okay?"

Yi Zhihang nodded, and after he finished, he noticed that the wine Zuo Wen drank was quite fragrant, with a sweet taste of grapes, so he said, "Brother, what kind of wine is this? It smells so good."

"Want to try it?" Zuo Wen handed the cup to Yi Zhihang's mouth.

Yi Zhihang took a sip, and immediately wrinkled his face: "Hey! It's too bad to drink, I won't drink it anymore!"

"Hehe..." Zuo Wen was amused, took another sip, and said, "I think it's quite delicious, but you don't know how to drink it."

Yi Zhihang became curious again, and said, "Then how should I drink it?"

"Should..." Zuo Wen turned around again when he reached the edge of his mouth, and said without pausing: "Drink it in one gulp and don't keep it in your mouth. You must be fast!"

Yi Zhihang was taken aback by Zuo Wen's speaking speed, and immediately picked up the wine bottle and poured it into his stomach.

This time it was Zuo Wen's turn to be dumbfounded, he immediately grabbed the wine bottle after staying for two seconds, ho!It's half a bottle down! "Zhihang, are you... all right?"

When Yi Zhihang recalled it, he was about to cry, and said with a look of wanting to vomit, "Brother, you lied to me... vomit..." Spit up red wine all over the floor.

The waiter quickly picked up the mop and ran over to deal with this fucking emergency.

"I'm sorry, do you want to pay? How much will be charged to my account, and I will pay together later." Zuo Wen said to the waiter apologetically.

The waiter immediately smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I just wipe it off, you'd better take care of this gentleman." This...fucking attitude is so correct, how can I ask you to pay for it?

Yi Zhihang vomited a few more times and couldn't spit it out, Zuo Wen quickly picked up a lump of vegetables and lifted his chin and stuffed them into his mouth, motioning him to chew and swallow quickly, Yi Zhihang did so with tears streaming down his face .

"Hey..." Zuo Wen wiped away tears for Yi Zhihang, and said, "Who told you to drink from the bottle? I'll let you drink from the cup. Look, it's just that little." He pointed Refers to the wine glass with only one sip left.

"That's too bad, bro, you're too bad!" Yi Zhihang said with a wrinkled face, rubbing his hands on his stomach.

"Is it still uncomfortable? Is it burning?" Zuo Wen was a little worried.

"It's still a bit uncomfortable, my stomach is so hot."

Zuo Wenxin said that thanks to the low alcohol content, otherwise you would have to confess here today. "Eat more vegetables, eat quickly, you won't feel uncomfortable if you eat too much, this time my brother didn't lie to you, if you don't believe me, you can ask her." He pointed to the waiter who was mopping the floor.

The waiter who was about to finish work immediately said conscientiously: "Yes, it won't be uncomfortable to eat more vegetables. Sir, do you think you need to add any more vegetables?"

"Give him a bowl of hangover soup, do you have it? If not, let's have tea tree mushroom ribs soup, another glass of tomato juice, and a bottle of yogurt too." Zuo Wen said.

"Okay sir." The waiter walked away briskly.

Yi Zhihang couldn't drink the tomato juice halfway down, he started to stare in a daze, staggered, and kept smiling at Zuo Wen, Zuo Wen was half funny and half helplessly coaxing him to drink up the rest, and fed it up again He took a cup of soup, and finally forced him to drink the yogurt.I didn't eat much food, so I shouldn't be full.Zuo Wen thought so.

Zuo Wen called a substitute driver, and on the way back, Yi Zhihang was probably a little sober, but not really sober, so he started acting like a demon.

"Brother!" Yi Zhihang arched his body towards Zuo Wen, looked at Zuo Wen with those blurred eyes, and said, "A lot of little stars~ah~"

"Well, it's all little stars." Zuo Wen touched Yi Zhihang's face and said.

"What is the little star~" Yi Zhihang was puzzled.

"Little Xingxing...Little Xingxing is a song." Zuo Wen said.

"Ah!" Yi Zhihang yelled, arched his left shoulder again, and began to sing directly: "Twinkle, twinkle, bright, the sky is full of little stars, let's sing together! Twinkle, twinkle, bright..."

After singing like this for a while, Yi Zhihang suddenly sat up straight, and said to himself: "Okay! Cut the song! Uncle, what do you want to hear~" He tilted his head to the side of the driver's seat.

The surrogate driver thought, oh, this kid is so much fun, but he didn't bother the drunk kid any more, so he said, "Uncle doesn't like to listen to songs, the kid doesn't sing anymore, sleep well."

"I don't!" Yi Zhihang fell back, turned over and threw himself into Zuo Wen's arms, kissing Zuo Wen's face, and said while kissing, "Brother, you are so~ pretty~Mua, I'm so~ Don't like you~Mua, I want to kiss you~Mua, I want to hug you~Mua~" Kissing and singing again: "If you really love me, kiss me, kiss me~ If you really love me love me……"

"Hehe..." Zuo Wen couldn't help laughing, he really didn't expect that the little tiger would be so cute when he was drunk, although he was usually cute enough, but at this time, he was so cute that he exploded !

"Brother, why are you laughing~ Are you happy~" Yi Zhihang shook Zuo Wen's face from side to side while holding Zuo Wen's face.

"Yes." Zuo Wen scratched Yi Zhihang's nose and said.

"Hey." Yi Zhihang put his face on Zuo Wen's face, moaned and rubbed Zuo Wen's lips, and said, "I'm happy too~"

The surrogate driver said that the relationship between the two brothers is really good.

When he arrived at the community, Zuo Wen went upstairs with Yi Zhihang, who was waving his arms and shouting "Come on", on his back, but he refused to come down when he got to the house. He hooked Zuo Wen's waist from the back to the chest, holding Kissing Zuo Wen's face one after another, this gesture is too irritating, making Zuo Xiaowen almost raise the flag.

"Hmm... Brother, I'm sleepy, I want to sleep~" Yi Zhihang said, leaning against Zuo Wen's face.

"Hey, my brother will take you to take a bath, will you go to bed after taking a bath?" Zuo Wen walked to the bathroom with Yi Zhihang in his arms.

"Okay~ Then you wash it for me~ I want you to wash it for me~" Yi Zhihang buried his head in Zuo Wen's neck and rubbed and rubbed.

"Okay~ Brother will wash for you." Zuo Wen said.

Until he went to bed after taking a shower, Yi Zhihang didn't stop, lying on Zuo Wen's body, his face next to Zuo Wen's, and whispered: "Brother, let me tell you a secret."

"Ok?"

"I love you." Yi Zhihang said in a breathy voice.

"Well, I know. I love you too." Zuo Wen also said in a breathy voice.

"No, I love~you." Yi Zhihang said.

"Well, good, you love me." Zuo Wen kissed the tip of Yi Zhihang's nose.

"I want to marry you." Yi Zhihang said.After a pause, he added, "Don't refuse."

Zuo Wen smiled.

"Don't laugh." Yi Zhihang raised his head, traced with his fingers between Zuo Wen's eyebrows, covered Zuo Wen's eyes again, kissed his lips, and bit hard.

"Hiss." Zuo asked in pain, and said, "You really are a dog, son of a bitch."

"I'm your son of a bitch." Yi Zhihang held Zuo Wen's face and bit again, saying, "Big, gray, wolf! You belong to me, whoever snatches it, I'll kill him." After finishing speaking He turned his head to the left and buried it in his neck, but did not move.

Zuo Wen wondered if this son of a bitch drank too much and burned his brain to normal, otherwise how could he be so talkative?He called softly: "Zhihang..."

Yi Zhihang was already asleep.

……

Yi Zhihang jumped up,... who am I?where am I?What's wrong with me?Who am I looking for? ... Where's my brother?

"Brother!!!" Yi Zhihang shouted.

Zuo Wen just pushed the door open and entered, and said, "What are you shouting for, come have a glass of water." He said and handed the glass in his hand to Yi Zhihang.

Yi Zhihang gulped down his drink with his head raised, then sat holding the cup and started to be in a daze.Zuo Wen scratched his chin amusedly, and said, "Little Tiger hasn't sobered up yet? Are you still feeling sick? Are you hungry?"

Yi Zhihang grabbed Zuo Wen's hand and kissed his palm, saying, "It's not uncomfortable, I'm hungry."

Zuo Wen withdrew his hand, thinking this. Who the hell did he learn from, so flirtatious. "It's already eight o'clock, so it's no wonder you're not hungry. The meal is ready, let's wash your face and eat."

Yi Zhihang slept too much during the day, and he didn't want to sleep until 11:30 after eating, but Zuo Wen couldn't bear it anymore. He didn't sleep with Yi Zhihang for too long in the afternoon, and he was reading all the time, tired of reading Just enjoy the Campbell's orthopedic surgery in the notebook for a while...

"Zhihang, brother is sleepy and going to bed, are you going to sleep?" Zuo Wen yawned and said.

Yi Zhihang was also induced to yawn and said, "But I'm not sleepy, brother, can I sleep with you tonight?"

Zuo Wen thought about it, hey, what else can he do to him if he is so sleepy, just go to sleep. "Walk."

After getting into bed, Zuo Wen realized that his decision was wrong, and Yi Zhihang was writhing around like a worm, how the hell did he let him sleep. "Zhihang, if you really can't sleep, go and bring in your brother's notebook, and watch a movie with your headphones on, you know where the movie is." Zuo Wen said sleepily.

Yi Zhihang hummed and went out, and climbed back into bed after a while, and sure enough he didn't move.

Zuo Wen always felt that something was wrong when he fell asleep, why is Yi Zhihang breathing so heavily?Touch it, why is it so hot? ...Little brat has a fever again? !

Zuo Wen woke up instantly and looked at Yi Zhihang... I. Fuck! ! !

Yi Zhihang is looking at his Campbell!Is it open in the afternoon? ……do not remember!

Zuo Wen quickly got up and closed the notebook with a slap, and endured it before throwing it out.Yi Zhihang was shocked, raised his head and looked at Zuo Wen in a daze.

"Zhi...Zhihang, how...how can you watch this kind of thing." Zuo Wen's tongue was tied up, and he said in his heart that he was really self-inflicted.

Only then did Yi Zhihang wake up from a dream, and said hoarsely: "They are..."

"Don't think about it!" Zuo Wen rubbed Yi Zhihang's hot cheeks, "Don't think about it, you are not allowed to look at that in the future, let alone think about it, you know? Be good, brother, go and get you a wet towel to wipe your face. Did you sleep well?"

Just as Zuo Wen was about to get out of bed, Yi Zhihang grabbed him and said, "Brother, I want to..."

"No!" Zuo Wen immediately interrupted, "That won't work. Zhihang, be obedient, let brother get you a towel to cool down."

Yi Zhihang said pitifully: "But I feel bad... Brother, look..."

Zuo Wen looked into the waistband of Yi Zhihang's torn trousers, isn't it a pillar of support? "Hey, you can't come here often, it will hurt your body, and you won't feel bad when brother cools you down, okay?" Zuo Wen said boldly.

"Not good!" Yi Zhihang suddenly lost his temper, turned over and pushed Zuo Wen down, straddled Zuo Wen's waist with his long legs, and said viciously: "I want it!"

The author has something to say:

As for the ID card, we can handle it across districts here. Little Tiger and Zuo Zonggong belong to the same city, a very large city, and only one village and one city.

The part about the little tiger getting drunk was written by me based on real people~