[Comprehensive British and American] Overlord Bruce

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"He came from Asgard. He lost his hammer and brother. He can't go home yet. Now he's living and drinking in Fulian."

In the corner of the banquet, the subject of the discussion was sitting at the table with their backs to them, eating happily.

Seeing this, Tony rolled his eyes, and turned his big caramel-colored eyes on Brucey.

Holding the wine glass, he said sarcastically: "I suggest that he should hang a sign around his neck, engrave his contact information, and string the keys back home by the way."

In view of the fact that Thor smashed directly into the Stark Tower, if Captain America hadn't stopped Iron Man, he would have almost fought with him. As a suffering master, he is fully qualified to say so.

It has to be said that Tony's poisonous mouth skills have never regressed.

It's been a week since Tony's last surprise invitation, and Brucie's investigation of suicide by throwing herself into the sea has stalled.

Perhaps it was the tracking that alerted the other party. After Brucey witnessed the drunk man's suicide attempt, all abnormalities stopped, and the unknown enemy seemed to be in a dormant state.

But no problem, Brussie thought, no matter what the other party's purpose, as long as the action will reveal the clues.

As it happens, she is very patient.

Gotham has rarely been calm these days.

Asgard is a new realm, and neither she nor Batman has much information.Especially Batman, for him this is another big difference from the original world.

"It is necessary to go there." They reached a consensus.

There is always a type of people who are obsessed with filling a blank folder with information.It happened to catch up with an exchange meeting, and the two came to update the database and watch the legendary Norse gods up close.

Obviously, Tony's dislike is not without reason.

Perhaps those people with the power of the gods are not very good at their brains. Standing aside, Bruce looked away, thinking of his former comrades-in-arms.

Such as Superman, such as Shazam, who has not been seen yet, such as the Amazon princess.

Just rush forward and do it, one by one is more reckless.The same is true for the Green Lantern who is running around with a ring, and dies every day with a brave and fearless aura.

League-brained Batman couldn't be more miserable.He was about to tear apart the meticulous action plan and smash it into pieces before catching up and feeding them into their mouths.

However, Wonder Woman denied it and strongly condemned Batman's unwarranted offense to the Amazon warriors.

Tony pulled Brucey to talk, and deliberately left the male partner aside.

Bruce, who came to the party to be the man's partner instead of being a wallflower, decided to fight back. He smiled. "Are you worried about the impact on the earth?"

Tony found the black-haired, blue-eyed gentleman rather displeased.

The handsome and charming Brucey baby seemed to be shining. Wearing a custom-made suit, he was tall and straight, with elegant demeanor, and his whole body was exquisitely dressed.

On top of that, he's taller than Tony Stark.

When Tony met him just now, he decisively opened the distance.

The only thing that keeps Bruce from being snarky is his face.Tony just ignores him, like someone's mirror reflection doesn't even exist.

Brucey's narcissism is getting higher and higher, and I really don't understand her mind.Tony thought angrily, why are they all black-haired and blue-eyed, and this time they even found someone with such a similar face.

Tony turned his head and said angrily, "No, I'm worried about the future of Asgard."

Brucey commented impartially: "He does look a little silly."

"In addition to the nine kingdoms of God that he said, it seems that the version of the world map will be updated again."

Tony glanced around, and said a little casually: "The sky map is unlocked after the surface exploration is completed. Maybe there is a hidden kingdom under the sea."

He inadvertently made precise language.

There is indeed the mysterious kingdom of Atlantis on the bottom of the sea, and there is even a legendary paradise island on the sea.Baby Bruce blinked, and took advantage of the opportunity to pull the topic elsewhere.

The two playboys faced each other tit for tat, evenly matched.

Tony turned to Brussie: "How's your Dionysus agent's human observation diary going?"

His inquiry brought up another scene that Brucey tried to erase from her mind.

Brussie folded her arms, expressionless: "It's indecent, unsightly, and affects the reputation of the city."

In a word, hot eyes.

And the Gotham man who escaped from the danger completely lost the relevant memory, and he firmly believed that he was just drunk and couldn't recognize his way.

After careful identification, Brucey found that he really thought so.

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, Brussy might have mistakenly thought that it was just a drunk who drank a pill and accidentally fell into the sea and died.

Bruce changed the subject again.He suddenly pointed to the little reporter hiding in the crowd, and asked in feigned surprise, "But why is Kent here? Isn't he in charge of the agricultural section of the Planetary Daily?"

"Could it be that Stark Industries has switched to the agricultural field?"

Tony rolled his eyes.

The little reporter who was named turned cold.

"No, Louise has something to do temporarily. The editor-in-chief arranged for me to interview Mr. Stark." The little reporter with black hair and blue eyes was a little embarrassed.He pushed his black-framed glasses uneasily, originally he planned to get through this.

In order to hide his superman identity, tall men always hunched their backs and wore fat and ill-fitting suits to cover up their perfect figures.

"I know you," Tony propped his chin with his left hand, "The reporter of "Daily Planet" seems to be a die-hard fan of Superman, right?"

Before Clark could speak, Bruce left and replied, "Clark is a man who has obtained the friendship of Superman. He is quite familiar with the patron saint of Metropolis."

Baby Bruce laughed even more cheerfully: "As a superhero, Iron Man must have a lot to say to Superman."

"Interview?" Brucey tilted her head, her eyes shifted from Clark to Tony, "It just so happens that Mr. Kent is my employee, why don't you show me face. Mr. Stark?"

She waved goodbye, and Bruce deliberately went around and patted Clark on the shoulder: "It's just right, you talk, we won't disturb the work of the Kent reporter."

Tony:  …

"3 minutes, you only have 3 minutes of interview time." Tony put down his glass, and he straightened his neckline. "How about a specific topic, such as Superman's uniform?"

The words are for discussion, but the tone cannot be discussed.He suddenly thought of something again: "Oh, by the way, you will truthfully report my interview, right?"

Clark felt offended by his professionalism, he puffed out his chest: "Please rest assured, Mr. Stark."

"Do not delete a word?"

Clark hesitated for a moment: "...not delete a word."

Tony smiled contentedly.

Clark suddenly had a bad intuition.

The next moment, Tony confirmed this: "I am amazed by his aesthetic creativity. After all, not everyone can think of wearing underwear outside to attract attention."

"Not everyone dares to try."

"...Maybe the beauty of aliens is different from that of the earth." Clark responded with difficulty.

"And the red and blue color scheme," Tony shook his finger, "I've only seen this kind of grandma's matching on the old people who have been frozen from the ground for 70 years."

The American team, who was on a mission in the field, held up his shield and sneezed.

Clark retorted weakly: "...Sir, red and blue are a classic combination."

"No, I don't care. The combination of gold and red is the best." Tony waved his hand, "Please ask Superman, since he enjoys the power of the sun so much, why didn't he name it Sunflower?"

Clark was already thinking about whether he had offended Iron Man when he was Superman, could it be that he had snatched the monster... the villain?

"Also," Tony glanced at Thor, drunk and lying on the table, "Are all aliens in red capes so stupid?"

"This is slander!" Clark said firmly, his blue eyes were exceptionally bright, "Sir, you can't generalize the whole with a single example."

Tony: "But data analysis does."

Clark: "..."

The terrible Iron Man finished making trouble for the poor little reporter contentedly, and left happily.

Meringue decided that if one day he wanted to fight the Tin Woodman, he must remember to throw him on Magneto.

Then take pictures to make the headlines of the entertainment edition, maybe once the sales explode, he will be transferred back to his original job smoothly.

Well, put it on the memo.

The night scene of New York is brightly lit and bustling.

But a sudden loud noise in the night sky interrupted the lively atmosphere of the banquet.

A swirl-shaped portal appeared in the originally starry night sky, and thunder and lightning flashed above, like an encroaching invasion, and the space portal rapidly expanded.

"Again?" The alien particularly preferred New York.

There are some exceptions this time, and I deliberately chose the night.

Tony ordered the AI ​​steward to bring the steel suit.Taking advantage of the gap, he stopped the little reporter: "Kenzie."

Before Superman, who was bending over and trying to sneak out to change his clothes, corrected him as "Kent", the other party finished talking like a cannonball, "Add another sentence to the report-I knew that aliens were unreliable."

This is the map cannon!It's ball membership discrimination!

The suit was delivered quickly, and Iron Man was equipped.

The guests are hiding in the underground air-raid shelter under the guidance of security.

In a short while, the space gate has expanded to a certain extent, and alien machines emerge from the hole in groups and densely.

There was another violent earthquake.

"Relax, normal operation." He reassured the guests who were starting to panic as the building shook.

"The entertainment show at the banquet begins." Iron Man glanced at Brucey who was mixed in the crowd, paused for a moment on Bruce beside her, and then jumped into the sky.

"Friendly reminder, don't mistake the protagonist."

Immediately there was the sound of cannon|fire roaring in the air, and the intertwined flames scatteredly lit up the night sky.

Brucey watched him leave: "Then he may still lack more dazzling stage lights."

The night has always been the home of nocturnal animals.She exchanged glances with Bruce.

Several mechanical monsters slammed into the opposite building, accompanied by the sound of shattering and people's terrified cries for help.

Batman swings the grapple gun, leaps towards the tall building next to him, and throws out a few bat darts halfway to kill the blocking alien machinery.

The cloak spread out in the air, and then gathered as he lightly landed.

He catches the little girl who fell from a high-rise and hides her in a safe place.

With the roar of heavy objects falling to the ground, the huge decorative stone pillars rushed straight at Batman.

He nimbly rolled over to avoid the collapsing rubble.

A huge fluorescent green baseball glove lifted up the huge collapsed stone pillar and moved it to the open space.At the same time, a clear voice came: "Don't worry, Green Lantern is here to save the situation."

Batman looked up at the man floating in mid-air.

As soon as the words fell, Green Lantern manipulated the ring to split into dozens of ropes, which precisely wrapped around the waists of the trapped people and rescued them.Then it turned into a huge rocket launcher and blasted towards the gathering area of ​​the mechanical tentacles.

The alien machinery that was hit fell down in a pile.

Hal Jordan, who came in a hurry, noticed Batman next to him.He moved over and asked confusedly, "Hey bro, are you cosplaying a vampire?"

"By the way, did you see Bruce Wayne? I seem to be a little late." Green Lantern blinked and scratched his cheek with his fingers, "I'm her, uh, friend."

Hearing this, Batman stopped leaving, and he had already jumped onto the beam.

He turned around and squinted his eyes: "No, you came just in time, Lantern Man."

His voice was low and hoarse, revealing a rather unpleasant message.

"Iron Man is short of a lighting engineer."

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Entered v on 5.12, thanks for the support of the cuties, love~

small theater:

Nini pouted: Sunflower!

Puff pastry dog ​​eyes: QAQ

Sissi clutched her chest: The red and blue color scheme is so classic...

At this time, a Green Lantern slowly landed and made a pose.

Sissy changed her words indifferently: You are right, fluorescent yellow is not bad.

Black lacquer meow squatting: Stare at——

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Don't come here, kiss me again and I'll kill you!

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