don't make me wear a skirt

"You told me earlier that you met her." He Cha smiled, "And I heard Madam Lina's scream."

Lytle thought for a while: "Maybe she is practicing soprano, so she needs to yell for a long time."

He Cha glanced at him calmly, raised his eyebrows: "So she tied you up just to ask you to listen to her scream?"

"Maybe." Lytle didn't talk more about the kidnapping, and focused his eyes and attention on the spicy pot: "Did you put chili? I like spicy food."

"A little bit." Hecha was afraid that his butt would be uncomfortable. After all, they had just done a strenuous exercise, and the little chrysanthemum hadn't officially closed yet. Eating irritating food would cause discomfort.

Lytle criticized mercilessly: "Malaxiangguo without spicy is not a complete Malaxiangguo."

He moved a stool for himself, then forked a piece of quail egg, chewed it a couple of times and felt that the taste was too bland, so he secretly took out a bottle of chili sauce.

This bottle is not the same as the broth that Hecha was poured into before. It has a moderate spicy taste and a sesame aroma, which is a specialty of Delance.

Sitting opposite, Hecha warned softly: "You dare to put chili powder, if my butt hurts at night, I will put my hand in and massage it for you."

Lytle paused, slowly raised his head, poured the sauce into the spicy pot with lightning speed, and then quickly stirred it evenly to ensure that every piece of meat was covered with red sauce.

"I don't have a sore ass, so don't curse me."

After speaking, he ate with relish.

Soon, he couldn't laugh anymore, why are there so many vegetables?Where is his meat?Oh, it's all eaten up!

Lytle asked in disbelief: "Did you add a lot of vegetables to me?! Why is there no piece of meat under the bowl?!"

He doesn't like vegetables!I only like meat!

Hecha touched his chin calmly: "Tissa wants me to tell you to eat more food, so that you won't get hemorrhoids."

Lytle put the spicy pot full of vegetables back on the table: "If the vegetables can be made into the taste of chicken legs, I can barely consider it."

Hecha wanted to say something else, Lytle moved the stool closer: "Are you hungry?"

Hecha was noncommittal, quietly waiting for the next step.

"I specially reserved a lot for you." Lytle put the vegetables in front of him, and said sincerely: "Eat it quickly, it won't taste good when it gets cold."

"Tissa let me watch you finish." Hecha returned the bowl.

"Oh, why would you listen to her? She's just a maid who doesn't understand anything and likes to worry about it all day." Lytle was angry at a plate of green vegetables filled with red chili oil: "Do you have a crush on her? ? That’s why they force me to eat vegetables.”

He Cha narrowed his eyes: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll take off your skirt and spank you."

Vicious guy!Knowing that his ass is bleeding pus!Also intentionally destroy it!

Lytle didn't dare to speak anymore, he swallowed the vegetables with tears in his eyes, but fortunately the aroma of the chili sauce covered up the smell of the vegetables, otherwise it would taste similar to Hecha's lips.

What kind of weird analogy is this?

Hecha forced him to eat green vegetables, which was equivalent to forcing him to bite his lip?

Thinking of this, Lytle shuddered deeply.

On the fourth bite, he started to feel like throwing up.

"Do you know?" Lytle tried to divert attention: "There used to be a tiger that was alive and well, but one day it felt like it was going to die. Why?"

He Cha patted him on the head: "Because the tiger doesn't eat green vegetables, but also likes to eat spicy food and meat, he suffered from hemorrhoids and died soon after."

Lytle glared at him: "You are talking nonsense! It is obvious that the tiger ate too many vegetables, which led to anorexia, and then died of depression!"

Hecha was silent for a while, looked at the vegetables that hadn't decreased much, and said, "I can help you finish eating."

Lytle's eyes lit up, and he immediately pushed forward: "Then you are a good person, and when Tisha comes to ask, help me deal with it."

Hecha put an arm around his waist.

Lytle endured it for the vegetables, and obediently stiffened his body, motionless: "Oh, hurry up, eat quickly."

"Then can I touch you?" Hecha hugged him tightly, letting his red cheeks stick to his chest.

"Touch, where to touch?" Lytle's eyes flustered, and the reaction of his brain began to fail to keep up with the subconscious words in his mouth.

He Cha pinched his face: "I'll think about it tonight."

night? !Why at night? !He only wears a nightgown at night, and this guy's hands can easily get in!

"We haven't held a wedding yet." Lytle rubbed his head against his chest to show his goodwill, and by the way put a green vegetable in front of him: "So let's just eat green vegetables to exchange feelings?"

He Cha laughed and said, "Then can I chew green vegetables and feed them into your mouth to exchange feelings?"

"Of course not, you're disgusting." Lytle shook off the hand on his waist, and tugged at the hem of the skirt, filled with righteous indignation: "It's wrong for you to always want to kiss and hug a young girl like this, ladies don't like this kind of thing." .”

Hecha moved the cold vegetables back: "Then eat them obediently."

"But it's already cold." Lytle looked disgusted: "Eating cold things—especially green vegetables, will cause diarrhea."

Hecha picked up the vegetables and left the wooden chair: "I'll ask Tisha to heat it up for you."

That's not okay!Then Tisha will come over, look at him with her dull and dry eyes, and criticize mercilessly: "Look at your ass, there is a big hole, do you want it to bleed again? Bleed Does the pus feel good to you?"

The next thing the goddamn checking duke will do is massage his ass!

Next, you will see his big chirp!

Out of a man's jealousy, Duke Hecha might send him to the execution ground, or poke his ass, to prove his masculinity!

"No need." Lytle said firmly: "Eating cold dishes can help fight cancer."

In the end, he still couldn't swallow the vegetables.

"You can only touch the top." Lytle struggled for a long time, and agreed reluctantly.

Both parties have reached a satisfactory agreement, Hexa said: "I look forward to the performance tonight."

Pooh!Lytle felt that this pervert would never let him go easily. For the safety of Xiao Chrysanthemum, he had to take some actions.

Give him some ecstasy?Let this guy have a good spring dream?

Or pretend to compromise and knock him out when he is most relaxed?

Lytle sneered evilly.

"That's right." Hecha's knife and fork stopped suddenly.

Lytle's little heart immediately started beating anxiously. Could it be that this guy discovered his plan so quickly? !

"Didn't you say you saw Kerry?"

"You talk about him." Lytle breathed a sigh of relief, and then shared the freshly released gossip: "I saw Mrs. Lina come out of his bedroom refreshed, and they must be having an affair!"

Oh wait, Mrs. Lina seems to be a man? !

Lytle was taken aback by the fact that suddenly appeared in front of him, so did Charlie use a small cucumber or a small chrysanthemum?

Since his ass is bleeding pus, he should have used a gherkin.

Lytle is obviously a little jealous, who can be as lucky as him?With his low combat effectiveness, he could only be pressed on the bed by Hecha and stab his ass, instead of him stabbing Hecha's ass.

Hecha felt that little Aina's eyes were a little strange, so he couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?"

Lytle sighed: "Nobles always have all kinds of unknown hobbies."

The moment the sun set on the mountain, slight turmoil occurred in the city.

Three men in cloaks stood at the gate of the city.

"This is the small town of Cary?" The woman trembled with a smile: "The degree of shabbyness is comparable to that of Breganit, and far from that of Delance."

The man with the scar on his eye covered his ears uncomfortably: "Stop laughing, you look like a snake spirit."

The guarding cavalry yawned, came out impatiently and shouted: "Come back tomorrow, it's time to close the city gate—"

The rest of his words stuck in his throat, he lowered his head and saw a blood hole in his stomach.

The faces of the other two sleepy cavalrymen behind them began to turn pale. They drew out their knives tremblingly, and bluffed, "Who are you?"

The woman quickly subdued them, and her soft whip rested on the neck of one of the cavalrymen: "Take me to meet your city lord."

The cavalry sneered: "Impossible—"

As soon as the words fell, he fell into a pool of blood in the same posture.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the cavalry on duty at the gate of the city closed the iron gates one after another, and rushed to the highest point with oil on their buttocks.

"Toast, don't eat fine wine." The woman smiled coquettishly, waved the soft whip in her hand, and dozens of small puppets jumped out of the space bag, and slowly grew, becoming thin and tall puppets, one after another like a stack of arhats. up a long ladder.

The cavalry turned pale with fright, and quickly tried to poke the puppet down with their spears. Unfortunately, the puppet looked ordinary, but it was extremely powerful, and the spear was deeply dented in two.

The woman lightly jumped onto the puppet's shoulders, and quickly ran up the wall. She easily broke the cavalry's neck, leaving a thin soldier as a hostage alone, and shouted to the silent man below: "Wei!" Te, not coming up yet."

The three of them leaned against the city wall, the cold wind blew, and the woman patted the hostage on the cheek: "Now, take us to see Mrs. Lina."

"No." The man named Wit stopped the woman, his eyes under the cloak were bloody, "Before that, we have to give her some gifts."

Of course, Lytle, who was far away in the castle, didn't know.

His plan of prescribing aphrodisiacs has come to naught before it is implemented, and he is in a depressed stage.

Hecha's hand slipped into her nightdress.

Lytle's skin was stained with a layer of crimson, and he resisted in a very small voice: "You can only touch it for a while."

"Small flat chest." Hecha took him into his arms and let him sit on his lap, favoring the specific position.

"Ah..." Lytle's body trembled, and he kept trying to stop it with his hands: "You, you can't pinch it..."

The skin was slippery, and Hecha's fingers were even slipperier. He hadn't touched his little Aina so wantonly in a long time.

Compared with the ignorant reaction in sleep, the little guy lying in his arms with clear consciousness seems to be cuter.

Lytle was tortured until his buttocks arched wildly.

He suspected that he would be out of his mind to agree to Hecha's request. This is not a normal request at all!

In the end, he could only wrap his arms around Hecha's neck, with his legs hooked around his waist, panting lightly.

When there was a riot in the castle, Lytle's ass was almost stabbed, his lips were shiny, and he knew what he had just done.

An ill-timed cavalryman broke into the castle, yelling in the corridors.

Hecha felt a little regretful, this was a good time, his little Aina could no longer make any other sounds except choking and sobbing.

Lytle withdrew from his embrace at an extremely fast speed.

He covered his head with the quilt, and everything outside seemed to have nothing to do with him.

He Cha said with a good temper: "I'll go and see what's going on."

Lytle moved in the quilt to show that he heard.

His chest was still wet, and his saliva stuck to the sheets. More importantly, his hands were also sticky.

Oh, what a filthy thing Hecha was, and got it on his hands.

Lytle decided that he could not agree to such a dangerous thing in the future, it was just a mere vegetable, how could it be compared with a chrysanthemum!

It's all Tisha's fault, Lytle thought, shirking responsibility.

The cavalryman knelt on the ground after walking two steps. He was still bleeding, with a hole in his chest, and his eyes gradually lost focus.

"There...someone broke into the city and kept killing people..."

After saying this, he stopped breathing.

Mrs. Lina had a bad premonition, she sent her personal guard cavalry to check the situation of the accident, and wandered around the hall by herself.

He Cha knelt down to examine the wounds of the corpse. The blood hole in his chest was horrifying, as if he had been stabbed in with a hand.

After about an hour, none of the cavalry she photographed came back, and Mrs. Lina's face became more and more serious.

"What's going on?!" The small town of Karui is just an affiliated city, and there are not many cavalry, but this is the first time that this situation has happened.

The bad intentions of the intruders are already clear.

Mrs. Lina made a decisive decision and said: "I'll go and see what kind of ghosts and snakes dare to act wildly on my territory."

"I'll go with you."

Heza frowned, Mrs. Lina must be fine, on the one hand, this city lord is the key to bringing down Earl Omans, on the other hand, he is also his ally, no matter what, Belida's sudden death is not a coincidence, if she If you die, the situation will be even more unfavorable.