don't make me wear a skirt

Lytle was so frightened that he sat down in the tub.

God, he's washing his ass with skeleton water? !

After seeing it clearly, he tremblingly raised his sore legs and straightened up. His buttocks could not help but shrink and squirm due to the cold, and a lot of viscous, thick, and lotion dripped out. Lytle quickly rubbed it with a towel Twice, the throbbing pain made his body tilt, and he slid limply on the ground, almost fell into the bathtub and had an intimate contact with the corpse water.

When will the pain go away from him?

Lytle moved forward, staring at the skull with big eyes.

"Did you also come to wash your ass and accidentally drowned?"

He had a different kind of sympathy for the white bones under the bath: "What a poor boy, the feeling of drowning must be painful, right? Just like a leaky butt."

Pity is pitiful, but looking at the skeleton for a long time will still give you a feeling of chills down your spine.

Lytle was a little scared and shrank his neck.

As soon as Hecha came looking for it, he saw Bai Nen's naked mounds aiming at him. The opening that was opened last night was pitifully unable to close together, and the water stains did not know how the stains flowed out. Tightening, she endured it for a while, and when she approached, she quietly turned down the long skirt that was lifted to her waist.

Lytle noticed the movement, his whole body trembled slightly, and he turned his head back in horror like a bunny.

Oh, he clutched his little skirt tightly.

This guy just saw his ass!

Shouldn't there be any heresy?Lytle's eyes rolled around in panic, like his little ass was oozing pus.

"What are you doing?" Hecha asked closer.

It was obvious that the little guy was cleaning up the things that were specially left for him last night, but unfortunately he wanted to hear his little Aina describe it himself.

Lytle glanced at the tub secretly, stretched his ankles, and replied alertly: "Wash your feet."

Damn it, it can't be said that his hemorrhoids have worsened and started to ooze pus, right?

Hecha raised his eyebrows: "Wash your feet right after you wake up?"

Lytle said seriously: "I like cleanliness, and I don't like the smell."

Seeing doubts in Hecha's eyes, Lytle reacted more quickly, and immediately changed the subject: "Don't worry about that, I saw bones in the bath!"

Hecha followed Fang's finger and looked into the bath. Sure enough, the hot air dissipated, and the skeleton at the bottom of the water was clearly visible.

Lytle applauded his own reflexes, and sighed with pity: "He must have also come to wash his ass and then slipped into it accidentally and drowned."

"Wash the ass?" Hecha's eyes moved slowly down his skirt.

As soon as Lytle said the words, he immediately regretted it. How could his mouth be so fast?Will you die if you miss a word?

After the panic, he wanted to cover it up and said: "I'm just guessing, it may also be caused by washing the feet."

He Cha laughed: "Even if he slipped and fell, the bath is not deep, and the mansion of the lord of the city is majestic, how can he leave a bone for more than a year without dealing with it?"

Lytle's eyes widened, speechless, and he could only roll his eyes with disdain, "As long as you can speak well".

Hecha continued: "How did you get in?"

Lytle said as a matter of course: "Of course I opened the door and went in."

Hecha pointed to the iron chains and seals that fell on the ground outside the house, and asked, "You did all of this?"

Because the baths on the two floors of the castle are blocked!

The person who can do such a thing is really insane. Should he drag his sick body to wash his ass in the bathtub on the third floor?How is it possible that his poor ass can't move that far?Besides, he no longer wants to experience the pain of walking and leaking.

But his proud lockpicking technique must not be exposed, otherwise it will arouse Hecha's suspicion.

Then the torment of little chrysanthemum will intensify.

Lytle said innocently: "I'm just a weak lady, I don't know anything, let alone unlock it."

He Cha pinched the back of his hand: "I took breakfast and went back and forth to the bath twice, and it was locked."

"You may be wrong, or your eyesight is not good. You must know that when you get older, it is easy to get old and dim, and you will not be clear-oh!"

Lytle was picked up and slapped his butt twice heavily.

"Who's old? Who's eyes are old and dim? Huh?"

Lytle felt that he began to bleed pus again, and all kinds of residual water stains were squeezed out of his buttocks when he was hit by gravity.

"Everyone is neither old nor old..."

"Honestly." Hecha lifted him up.

"Oh, okay." Lytle stammered and confessed: "I, I'm too lazy to go upstairs, look, I saw that there is a bathtub here, so I opened it, unlocked it and went in."

He Cha put his arms around him: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Oh..." Lytle dodged his eyes, and made up a plausible reason: "I'm just afraid that you will think I'm rude and don't want me. If I knew it, no gentleman would like a lady who makes trouble, they would just dislike it. .”

Hecha nodded happily on his cheek: "Just say it directly next time, I won't hold it back."

Who cares if you dislike it or not?

Lytle's legs were still limp when he got out of the bondage, he asked angrily: "What should we do now?"

"Restore everything to its original state first." Hecha said, "Since the bath is sealed off, it means that Mrs. Lina doesn't want others to puncture the scene where the bones sink in the bath."

Lytle thought for a while and asked, "Are you saying that the person in the bath is Madam Lina's enemy?"

Hecha pursed her lips: "It may also be a person who doesn't care, who doesn't care, and just throws it into the bath and doesn't bother to care about it."

Lytle was dejected, he didn't want to care about this, he only cared about whether the skeleton water soaking the corpse would make his hemorrhoids worse.

Just as Lytle wanted to pick up the tub, he put it in Hecha's hand: "It's too heavy, my back hurts."

Then he looked at the stains on the ground and tilted his head in distress.

Why can't Hecha wipe the floor first and then move the tub?This guy is strong and should do more physical work.

What a bad decision.

In the end, Lytle wiped up all the things he leaked with a rag, and sighed: "Is there any nobleman with a more sense of responsibility than me?"

They even restored the chains and seals to their original shape, the seals were pasted in the shape of a fork, and the chains were reconnected.

Lytle patted the closed wooden door contentedly: "This looks perfect, as if it hasn't been touched."

The author has something to say:

Today I have something to do in the evening, so I don’t have time to codeword ORZ, and I will post more code points next time when I have free time~