don't make me wear a skirt

Tisha asked, "What?"

Lytle looked enigmatic: "The snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's profit, heh heh, who do you think will be the fisherman who makes the profit?"

Tisha thought for a while: "Duke Hecha?"

Lytle looked at her fixedly: "I can give you another chance."

Tisha frowned: "Could it be Omans?"

Lytle took a deep breath and said: "Think about who is that person who is far away in the sky and right in front of you?"

"Oh..." Tisha woke up like a dream, "So it's Charlie."

Lytle's lips trembled, and an angry blush climbed up his cheeks little by little: "It's me! I'm the fisherman!"

"It would be nice if you could save your ass before leaving the castle." Tisha returned to the chair and continued sewing the long skirt: "Treasure the time when Duke Hecha has not discovered your identity."

"I'm not afraid of him."

Lytle reflexively wrapped his lower body with a quilt to relieve the inexplicable physical butt pain. After a while, he felt that it was not safe enough, and he put a pillow under his butt, emphasizing: "He will never Discover!"

Tisha was shocked by his series of actions: "...so why are you covering yourself so tightly?"

"I'm cold!" Lytle yelled, blushing.

"Yes, it's very cold today." Tisha comforted her cooperatively: "It's freezing outside."

Lytle glanced out the window.

The warm sunshine shines through the cool autumn.

hateful!Tisha actually perfunctory him!

Lytle gritted his teeth and said, "I've discovered Duke Hecha's unknown secret a long time ago. Sooner or later he will kneel down and beg me not to reveal it to the public."

"Oh?" Tisha seemed a little interested: "What secret?"

"I don't know yet." Lytle lifted the quilt up, and continued: "But I have figured out the way, the secret is in the cabinet in his bedroom, and the button on his long coat is the key!"

As he spoke, he showed a smug smile.

"I don't know why." Tisha pondered: "I always have a feeling that you will not go so well."

"Everything is your illusion." Lytle looked at her, his eyes bright like pearls in the dark night: "At that time, I can still dance on Duke Hecha's body to celebrate!"

Tisha took a breath: "Why did you specially ride on him to celebrate?"

"Of course it's a trample on his dignity, a humiliation." Speaking of this, Lytle smiled with satisfaction, dreaming about something.

The dull and boring days are quickly over.

Originally thought that it would take some time before the day of avenging the shame can be realized, but God seems to have taken special care of him recently.

When Thea was going to wash clothes by the river with the tub, Lytle spotted the long dark coat at a glance!

By the way, he also saw the shiny round pearls on the breast buttons waving and smiling at him. He didn't expect Duke Hecha to be so vigilant. He commented triumphantly that the comfortable aristocratic life really made people degenerate.

"Dear Thea." Lytle blocked the maid's way.

Seeing Lan Ni's little face faintly revealing a look of excitement that was rarely seen at ordinary times, Thea couldn't help but feel happy along with it.

"What's the matter with you?"

"Actually..." His eyes were fixed on the tub, his face flushed with excitement, "I want to help the Duke wash his clothes..."

Thea covered her mouth in surprise: "How can you do such a vulgar job?"

"Oh, I..." Lytle shuddered at the words he was about to say: "I can't restrain my liking for him, I just want to help him do what I can."

As he spoke, his head almost dropped to the ground.

"It turns out that you are to the Duke..."

Thea hesitated while handing the wooden basin to him: "But your delicate hands are not suitable for this kind of work."

"It doesn't matter." Lytle snatched the wooden basin: "As long as there is love in my heart, all difficulties and obstacles are not a problem."

Miss Lani actually does laundry for the Duke herself!

"It's so romantic." Thea clasped her hands tightly, her eyes shining brightly, immersed in the ocean of reverie.

Taking advantage of this gap, Lytle rushed away holding the big wooden basin. He was so happy that he could take off. The secret of Duke Hecha was close at hand. What could be more exciting than this? Is it popular?

Lytle ran like a bolt of lightning, causing him and his barrel to crash into a warm chest.

"Miss Lanny?"'

Hecha couldn't imagine a girl in a gorgeous long dress smiling silly at a tub full of dirty clothes.

Why is there him everywhere!

Lytle was vigilant all over, and stuffed the tub behind his back like a baby.

Hecha asked curiously, "What are you going to do?"

"Solve physiological needs." Lytle squinted at him.

Hecha looked complicated: "Go with the barrel?"

"I have this habit since I was a child. I can only get out by holding things." Lytle grabbed his arm, his eyes sparkling: "You should understand that people with the same special habit should understand each other."

"Same?" Hecha pondered these two words carefully.

Lytle nodded: "That's right."

Hecha was even more puzzled, did he have any special hobbies?

"Can you let me?" Seeing that he didn't have the slightest intention to move away, Lytle said impatiently, "I'm about to urinate, and you stand here trying to help me wash my pants?"

Hecha's expression cracked for a moment, and then he moved out of the way in a gentlemanly way: "Please go ahead."

Lytle moved the wooden basin in front of him, swaggered around him, walked for a while and then stopped slowly, was he too rude?How should aristocratic girls express pee in a subtle yet elegant way?

Dear Lord Duke, my body needs to remove the filthy water regularly, can you let me go on the road of cleanliness first?

Lytle gives himself perfect marks for his literary heritage.

How poetic, I will say so next time.

Taking the wooden basin to the surrounding river, Lytle found that the river was full of maids, old and young, washing their clothes.

Seeing him approaching, the noisy, laughing and squabbling stopped immediately and turned into whispering and whispering.

Lytle stayed away from them silently, found a secluded corner, and tore off the round and shiny pearl.

After tearing off the pearl, he took a long time out of the interspatial bag before taking out a similarly shaped glass ball, and stitched it to the center of the button one by one.

Perfect!Lytle made a gratifying smile.

There was a tiny groove in the pearl, and after he fiddled with it for a while, a tiny key heart protruded out of the groove.

Sure enough, there is something hidden!

He happily put the pearls into the interspatial bag, then took the washboard and hammer and hammered the dirty clothes in the wooden tub vigorously.

Soon Lytle was out of breath from exhaustion.

"Oh my god." Shaking out the dirty clothes one by one, he complained dissatisfiedly: "Why are there so many?!"