Exorcism Da Chunyang

Chapter 1 Exorcist is a Poor Profession

This is an abandoned teaching building. Due to the fact that it has not been used all year round, the trees have grown very huge.Tangled and intertwined, overgrown with weeds.The sky is covered by the sun during the day, and the night is gloomy.

The demon moon is in the sky.From the depths of the tree suddenly came a huge roar, like the roar of some kind of monster.Thick tree stems like tentacles crazily stretched into the air, trying to knock down the two difficult and hateful guys in the air.

"This dryad, bah," a man with a hood and a chain in his hand jumped up and down among the branches, "This business is too bad! It has been rooted here for at least 100 years, and it is too troublesome to deal with. Already!"

His partner was holding a sword, a long sword with a gleaming blue light, slashing under the moonlight, as if flowing water was shaking.The hand holding the sword is as white as jade, with distinct joints, and the cuffs are embroidered with the dark embroidery of the gossip of heaven and earth. With a wave of the long arm, a huge tree root crashed down with the dryad's painful roar.

The sword-wielding man flew to the side of the hooded man, glanced at him, but saw no obvious scars.Swinging the long sword again, he flew up, and said in an impatient tone, "The tentacle system is really annoying. If you are entangled, I will go up and find a way."

The lips of the hood were tilted, and the smile revealed was suddenly evil: "Tentacles? Does our headquarters have such a classification?"

The sword bearer almost slipped his foot.

For a moment, some kind of indescribable tacit understanding spread in the two people's eyes.

"Shut up, you," the air swordsman steadied his figure, and shouted after a few steps up, "The speed is entangled, and I found the life gate of this dryad!"

The hood felt that the salary was promising, and immediately swung the chain with all its strength like chicken blood, and moved among the many tentacles, and then pulled it hard suddenly, restraining all the obstacles dancing in mid-air in an instant!

Above the sky, a sharp sword descended vertically, straight/plunging/into the central life gate that the tree demon was strictly guarding against.The huge dryad wailed for a moment, then fell to the ground.

"Whoo~"

The hood put back the chain, and jumped onto the huge body of the dryad in a few steps: "Hey, are you okay? Are you still alive?"

"Snapped--"

A sword came up.

Then came the half-dead demon killer.He held the sword tightly with one hand, his clothes and hair were all wet, and he was panting heavily.It looks like an unathletic person ran a full marathon.The hood hurried over to help him: "It's been hard work, I have to reward you when I get paid tomorrow—but you also have to practice hard, what if you are always lacking in energy."

"You!" The man raised his head, and stared at him with a pair of clear eyes. Coupled with his noble and handsome features, he was not lethal in any way, but it seemed to be very lethal.Hood immediately interrupted with a cough: "Stop talking, adjust your breath."

Panting, the swordsman waved his hand away, but obediently crossed his legs and adjusted his breath.

Hood began to clean the battlefield by himself, sometimes looking up at him.

They have been partners for a long time, and they are professional exorcists.The so-called professional exorcism, in fact, work is to accept orders on the website to fight monsters and collect money.Of course, the danger is not small, but the process is also very simple.It is precisely because of the simplicity of the process that there has been an endless stream of 'home' style exorcists in the exorcism world in recent years.

The specific manifestation is that I don't like to go out, and I only go to the headquarters occasionally. I usually accept orders on the website and go out to fight monsters in the middle of the night.Anyway, mobile payment is so convenient now, as long as there is no dispute over the bill at the headquarters, the speed of payment is appropriate.

Hood's full name is Shao Feng. He is an otaku during the day and transforms at night.Because the work of slaying demons and catching ghosts is rarely done during the day, and if you come out for a long time at night, you will be too lazy to go out during the day.As the days went by, I was afraid of seeing the sun, so I wore a hood every day.

The one holding the sword is called Qin Yue, Shao Feng calls him Qin Yue, nicknamed Yue Yue.It is said that the combination of the two of them is boundless, and it is best to form a combination of Fengyue in the future, so that the demons and ghosts in all directions are scared to death when they see the word Fengyue!At that time, Qin Yue, who had not passed the second term of middle school, agreed excitedly. ——Before meeting Shao Feng, he was still a handsome and elegant young man. Since he had a deep friendship with Shao Feng, he has straightened from elegance to vulgarity, and has also fallen into the abyss of an otaku.

Shao Feng is straightforward and careless, and doesn't care much about details.But Qin Yue is a child of an aristocratic family and received elite education since he was a child. Although the past has been rough... Now that these two people are doing well, if people who knew Qin Yue before knew about it, they might be surprised.

After Shao Feng finished cleaning the battlefield, he urged Qin Yue: "Are you ready?"

He was in a hurry to get home.

Qin Yue adjusted his breath, his whole body's internal energy was tumbling, and he closed his eyes and didn't have time to answer.

He was in this state every time, unable to move his body until the work was done.

"Are you ready?" Shao Feng jumped to his side,

"Are you ready? Yueyue? Yueyue? Young Master Qin? Young Master Qin?"

A vein popped on Qin Yue's forehead: "You are urging your father!"

I can't move my body, but I can talk.

Shao Feng looked up at the sky, watched him quietly for a while, counted all the eyelashes on his eyelids, and took out his phone from his pocket.

He: "I hope I can catch the last train of Hero Ben when I go back now."

Qin Yue: "..."

Exorcism 'home' is an essential pastime of online games.

Even after Qin Yue followed him, he was brought into this game.But it's not like the great master Shao Feng, he has only just come into contact with it, and he just plays around when he's free, unlike Shao Feng, a teenager with an internet addiction who can remember every activity so clearly in his daily routine.

"Do you have to meditate to adjust your breath?" Shao Feng suggested, "Well, let me carry you back."

"climb."

Qin Yue refused without hesitation.

Shao Feng raised his eyebrows: "It's okay, why are you being polite to your father?"

He stretched out his arms, rushed forward and carried the person away.With chains to clear the way, the exorcist never took an unusual path. He jumped like Spiderman between tall buildings, but returned to his own kennel after a while.

Even though it was his own home, he just came in from the outside, and seeing the mess he made indoors still made Shao Feng frown in disgust.

"Ah~"

What kind of dingy bachelor house is this?

Putting Qin Yue on the bed, Shao Feng took a look at the immobile posture of the man, and let out an uh: "Shall I break it into a meditation posture for you?"

Qin Yue had already accepted the reality very much, and said in a calm tone: "Why don't you take off my clothes and then put me in the bed and cover me with the quilt?"

"It's not impossible...but you're so wet, why don't you take a shower later?"

Shao Feng started to smooth his hands and feet.

Qin Yue couldn't move, but his mouth didn't hesitate, and he replied calmly: "After taking a shower, I'll go to your room."

"what?"

"Change the bed."

Shao Feng couldn't bear it anymore: "Why!" He glanced at the stained bed again, "You are a clean freak! Do you even dislike your own sweat?"

"Should I remind you that we didn't go out for a walk just now, but we went to kill a tree."

"...Then you didn't get blood on your body! Not to mention red, even green."

"Tree blood is fucking colorless!" If Qin Yue could move now, he would have to kick him, "Who told you that tree blood is green? Take my sword and go out and poke the tree trunk to see the gum drawn out Is there any color!"

"But chlorophyll..."

"Green your mother's prime. Can I sweat so much by myself? The facts are in front of you. Most of these are tree blood. You still argue with me. Are you fucking talking about ETC?"

"...No, Young Master Qin, are you from Zu'an? Are you really from the Qin family?—Could it be that I was deceived?"

......

After a while, Qin Yue finally finished adjusting his breath.He opened his eyes, moved his limbs, and got off the bed.

Shao Feng double-opened two laptops in the living room, logged in his own and his game accounts respectively, and was on the way to form a group of heroes.

He just took a shower, and the hood was thrown into the washing machine, and now he is only wearing a white T-shirt, his wet hair is half-dried, and he is so handsome! ——If you ignore the pile of instant noodle boxes beside him...

"The prince of the trash house should ask you to act." Qin Yue grabbed the towel, "Clean it up, I'll take a shower."

"Okay, hurry up and wash it up, I'll set you up. After washing it, I will take you to the black equipment." Shao Feng got up to clean up, took a big garbage bag and threw it around, wrapped it up and threw it out the door.He quickly jumped in from the outside, the bathroom was already filled with the sound of water, he went over and knocked on the door, "You haven't eaten yet. ——Your kidney deficiency is terrible, your force is so high, you don't have any blue... ...Do you want me to make you a bowl of noodles?"

"Don't, I'm throwing up."

"Okay, anyway, the new salary is about to arrive, so I'll order a supper."

The life of an otaku is hard...the two elders can't cook, and they have instant noodles for every meal.And poor, the house is still rented.suburbs.

Although the orders come in a lot of money, the maintenance of the magical instruments is also very expensive!And the order is counted by single number, not by head count.It is so much money for Shao Feng to fight alone, and it is still so much money after raising Qin Yue. ——Although he dared to take more high-end orders with Qin Yue, his problem of quickly depleting his internal energy and being unable to move once he adjusted his breath was still a big problem.

At least in this way, Shao Feng can't rest assured that he will go out to take orders alone.

That night, the last bus in the dungeon at midnight, the hero group was full of 25 people.Qin Yue manipulated a white-haired Dao Changhao in the dungeon to take screenshots to see the scenery. In YY, Shao Feng shouted hoarsely: "Stand up, stand up! Speed ​​up and stand up, Qin Shimingyue , Go to the middle and lie down! Stop playing!"

The Taoist priest jumped to the middle, severing his meridians.

Adjusting the angle of view is boring, no matter how you adjust the angle of view of the lying corpse, it's just the same, nothing to see.So he leaned back strategically, looking sideways at Shao Feng manipulating Tiance's No. T monster, directing with foul language.

The two were online in the living room, and the two laptops were placed side by side, like a small Internet cafe.

After finally beating the old one, Qin Yue asked, "What happened?"

He was lying dead, and before being pulled up by the nanny, he couldn't see the equipment exploded by the boss.His account is too small, and the dungeon mechanism is not very clear, it is easy to destroy the group without lying down.But if it is red, sometimes the hero can be graduated with the equipment.

Shao Feng smiled: "Look, you're quite popular. These few, this, and this," he pointed at his screen, and Qin Yue moved his stool to look at it, "It's all yours .”

When Mr. Qin was not provoked, he was known as a gentle, refined and intellectual man.He nodded and smiled slightly at Shao Feng: "Okay, hack into my bag for me."

The team channel was instantly excited——

[Team] When the blue sky: What the hell happened!

[Team] Yamaguchi Yamaichi: Black equipment? !

[Team] Uncle's Ding Ding: ... Can I say that Jiyou's voice is great!

[Team] Give me a shot: I glanced at YY, am I the only one who realizes that these two voices come from the same microphone? #cover face

......

Qin Yue didn't turn on the mic, and when he got closer to speak, the voice naturally came from the conductor's mic.

Seeing that the team channel was about to post such weird remarks about whether the pair of conductors were sitting on each other's laps, Shao Feng said angrily and amusedly, "Stop making trouble, is Hemai very strange? You are just watching the fun Don’t think it’s a big deal, if there’s no excitement, it’s worth watching.”

"Also," Shao Feng explained: "Just now my roommate was joking. He is the boss and pays the wages."

The boss pays the wages, commonly known as the package group.It means paying someone to play the book, and after the book is finished, all the professional equipment will belong to him.

——Of course, it was Shao Feng's money.

But Qin Yue has stayed here for so long, going out to fight monsters with people every night and going to work without getting a penny of salary...

——It’s really uncertain who made the money.

[Team] Azure Occasion: #谢谢, tell him to come back and show off his cuteness, or wait for the post bar 818 to be the leader of black equipment for gay friends.

[Team] Daochang's Wool: #谢谢, tell him to come back and show off his cuteness, or wait for the post bar 818 to be the leader of the black equipment for the base friends.

......

Copying this is of course a joke, Shao Feng couldn’t laugh or cry: “Okay. The deputy team will take pictures of the equipment, and everyone will go to the second child’s order. I will give my roommate a hug and let him show you how cute it is.”

Qin Yue was sitting next to him, and when he saw him looking over with suggestive eyes, he shook his head expressionlessly.

Shao Feng turned around, and said to YY in a serious manner: "My roommate is so cute. Really, you really made money today, and he won't sell it easily."

Everyone in the team: ...what kind of tiger and wolf words...

In the game, Shao Feng's Tiance, [Cang Hun] invites you to ride with him, do you agree?

Qin Yue agreed, and the Daoist on the screen got on his horse, sat behind Tiance Army Master, and was led to a fast run.

[Team] Silk Capital: Fuck, fly sand!

[Team] Silk Capital: What a local tyrant!

......

In reality, Shao Feng took off his headset and handed it to Qin Yue.

Qin Yue paused, but still took it.Clearing his throat, he pondered for a while: "Did you hear that?"

[Team] Brother Hua's wig: male voice! ! !

[Team] Sword Dance Meteor: I hear you.

[Team] Daochang's Wool: Ahhhhhhh, the voice is really magnetic~male voice~

......

The reaction was good, and he deliberately lowered his voice.

Qin Yue coughed lightly, and was about to give a handsome introduction to everyone, when the wheat in his hand was snatched back by Shao Feng.The man, Dai Zheng, coughed with a suppressed smile: "Okay, okay, my roommate's appearance fee is quite expensive, so let's sell it for a while."

"..."

Soon the fight started again, and his trumpet was still lying dead.Qin Yue felt bored, so he cut out the game interface and opened the exorcism browser.The homepage of the browser contains all kinds of news in this world, some of which are underlined in red, which means that it was not caused by human beings and is under investigation.

Qin Yue's mouse moved to the top row of favorites, and clicked to open a website called "QM Society".Browse through the cases inside.

This is where the exorcist handed over the task. Qin Yue saw that the task of the tree demon they took before had been stamped with [Complete]. It must be that Shao Feng had uploaded the evidence of completing the exorcism before, and the headquarters had also completed the task. Send someone to check.The person who completed it was written by Shao Feng.

There is only one Shao Feng.There is no Qin Yue's name here.

In fact, it's not just this case, all the cases Qin Yue participated in in the past will not write his own name.To Shao Feng, he is more like a foreign aid than a partner.Formal exorcism partners need to be registered at the headquarters, but foreign aid is not required.The regular partner will also sign the names of all the task completers after completing the task, but the foreign aid is not.

This is what Qin Yue likes most.

In other words, it was precisely because of this that he became friends with Shao Feng.This man is hot and sincere, and there is no need to hide anything when getting along with him. He is also very trustworthy and will not reveal any secrets of Qin Yue.

In fact, Qin Yue did have a secret.A big secret that can shake the entire exorcism world.

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