Assume murder

Hurry up and throw it over to Wu Ming and Ye Xiaoyu who are less bloody.

Ji Meili is not someone who can get things done with a single curse: "You are deaf! My voice is hoarse, what are you thinking? Do you know how precious time is now? You dare to be in a daze, are you trying to kill us all?" ?ah!"

"sorry Sorry!"

"I'm sorry for the fart! For the fart! Just now I saw that you performed very well, and I was going to praise you, but in the blink of an eye you became dazed. Do you think you are a joke sent by a monkey to kill us?"

"Just now... I, I, I'm sorry... I made a mistake just now, I'm sorry!" Shen Le apologized again, facing the successive mistakes, all he can do now is to apologize.

Ji Meili was really vicious when she went into a rage, and the elders next to her didn't dare to say anything, Ye Xiaoyu was a little soft-hearted, and persuaded in a low voice: "Forget it, it may be that the smell of waste oil is too strong, I feel dizzy from smelling it, Xiaoyu Le may be distracted because he is not feeling well, when he fought alone before, he played pretty well, probably because he was tired."

Shen Le was surprised: "You played well..." He felt that Ye Xiaoyu said it to comfort him, after all, Ye Xiaoyu prefers to pick up nice words.

When Ji Meili heard the gutter oil, she retched again: "Ugh... don't mention this, I'm going to throw up again, and I'm so weak! Xiao Le's performance was really good before, wiping someone's butt, it's a good job. "Speaking of this, I even glanced at "someone".

"Someone" usually talks the most, but because of previous mistakes and the urgency to upgrade, he is currently very quiet and focused on shooting.

Shen Le was stunned, if Ye Xiaoyu said that he played well, it was very possible to comfort him a lot, but to get Ji Meili's praise, it was absolutely impossible to comfort him.

"I just made a mistake and it was a mess."

Ji Meili glanced at him: "Who doesn't make a mistake? In terms of your ability, the performance just now has been beyond the level. Do you still want to go to the sky? Remember to fight like this in the future, don't shrink back, understand?"

"Really... did you play well?" Shen Le couldn't believe it.

Ji Meili: "What's the matter? Are you going to be proud of a little achievement? Don't you learn from someone? Chairman Mao said, don't be arrogant in victory or discouraged in defeat, cheer me up and work hard. Pointing at you, I have to go down to rest in a while, and you have to replace me."

"Okay, I see!" Shen Le replied.

This is too unexpected, he can take other people's praise as comfort, but Ji Meili can say that, it shows that he really didn't lose face just now, and his performance is not bad, it must be like this!That's great!

If Shen Le hadn't made a timely remedy just now, the whole team would have fallen into desperation ahead of time. Fortunately, Shen Le's extraordinary performance bought a little time for Wu Ming to get through the awakening skills. Although Shen Le made a mistake during the period, his previous contribution is crucial.Ji Meili is not an unreasonable person. Of course she is very clear about who is right and who is wrong and who has contributed.

The audience is naturally very clear.

Wu Ming quickly cleared the ground, and Ji Meili and Sun Xiang resumed their previous attack rhythm, shooting all the vegetables spit out by the dragon.

And now Wu Ming finally has the ability to fight back against the evil dragon. The thick blood bar of the evil dragon can go down at a speed visible to the naked eye. start.

Everyone burst into tears, feeling very relieved to have finally seen the dawn of victory.

Ye Xiaoyu stared at his anger level and accelerated his attack speed, thinking in his heart, if he could pick up the summon when Wu Ming's inspirit disappeared, then it would be perfect, and the mother of the evil dragon would definitely not recognize it, look at it How to spray!

Unfortunately it backfired.

After being strongly attacked by Wu Ming, the evil dragon launched another attack of gutter oil splashing.

Ji Meili was the first to be scared away. She was already afraid of the oil, she shrank her head into her coat and hid in a corner.

Everyone became fat again, their attacks slowed down, and Ye Xiaoyu's plan fell through.

Fortunately, being attacked by the magical effect of "Waste Oil's Retaliation" has no other damage except slowness, so it's okay to fight if you want to.And the current attack density of the evil dragon is low, there are only some bean curds, and the dishes will gradually increase after a while, so everyone can make do with it.

Wu Ming's insanity ended soon, and this time he took away a lot of blood from the evil dragon. Ye Xiaoyu's anger was almost full, but it was a bit difficult to accumulate the last little bit.

Looking forward to seeing through, Ye Xiaoyu's anger gauge finally flashed.

Subduing Dragon Summoning Technique!

The mighty Shenlong reappeared, bringing dawn to several big fat men.

The Revenge Dragon fell into a heavy fire attack again, and Shenlong burned it so much that it couldn't even spit out a piece of bean curd.

Ye Xiaoyu: "Why did the 'Waste Oil Revenge' only launch just now? If it attacked Shenlong, maybe Shenlong would also become fat and slow down."

Xiao Yun: "I made a calculation, probably this magic attack is launched at a fixed time."

Ye Xiaoyu: "You mean, activate it every once in a while?"

Xiao Yun: "Maybe, according to my observation, the 'Gutter Oil Revenge' was not launched by the evil dragon. When the oil in the bucket by the door was sprayed out, the evil dragon's own attack did not change."

Ye Xiaoyu thought for a while, raised his wrist and pressed the wristband for the timer.

Shenlong rewritten the blood bar of the Vengeful Dragon to 30%. As long as Wu Ming and Ye Xiaoyu can activate the awakening skill again, they can directly blow it up.

Shen Le added some blood for everyone, and now she is replacing Ji Meili and fighting with Sun Xiang. As long as the two of them make no mistakes, they can give Wu Ming and Ye Xiaoyu the chance to attack the evil dragon, and defeating the evil dragon is just around the corner!

Shen Le reminded himself to concentrate and not make any mistakes. Sun Xiang gritted his teeth for the first time and said nothing. Apart from shooting seriously, he just hoped that the awakening skill would appear soon.

The two of them were almost numb when they hit the mid-air, and they were completely conditioned reflexes. They felt that if they practiced again, they would be able to participate in the Olympic flying saucer shooting competition.

Just when Shen Le was so focused that he had no other distractions, Sun Xiang next to him called him: "Xiao Lele, don't fight anymore."

"Ok?"

After looking around, they realized that Ye Xiaoyu and Wu Ming activated their awakening skills at some point, and the revenge dragon was already red.

Ye Xiaoyu looked at the wristband and reminded everyone: "The revenge of the waste oil may be launched again. The evil dragon Red Blood doesn't know what will be launched. If you can't avoid it, everyone will simply focus on attacking and fight it."

Sun Xiang: "I agree!"

The Revenge Dragon turned into an extremely fat dragon after red blood, and his belly was so big that he seemed to be about to give birth.

Everyone looked up at the Dragon of Revenge and was speechless.

Sun Xiang: "It's the first time I've seen a dragon so fat."

Shen Le was happy: "Plump, so cute!"

Ye Xiaoyu reminded: "Be careful if you are caught by him for a second, you won't be cute anymore."

Ye Xiaoyu looked at the big belly, and had a bad feeling. When he was normal, he kept spitting out so many dishes, but now his belly is so big that it is about to drop to the ground. How many sets of Manchu banquets are stored in it...

If the Red Blood ult of the Revenge Dragon can be guessed so easily, then it is not Lei Jiangjiang's work.

How can a normal person understand Lei Jiangjiang's unrestrained imagination that day?

The Dragon of Revenge turned around suddenly, in fact it was the black oil that twisted, with a faint tail behind it, throwing a water line in the air.

The evil dragon turned its back to everyone, pouted its buttocks.

"Puchi..."

fart!

Everyone: WTF?

Crash!From the back of its ass, a large pool of waste oil poured out onto the ground, soaking the soles of everyone's shoes.

"Ouch!" Ji Meili retched again.

This setting is so disgusting that even Wu Ming frowned.

The waste oil attracted a large wave of rats, and the squeaking sound was deafening. One can imagine how many rats should come rushing.

With a clatter, the Dragon of Revenge suddenly changed into water and returned to the vat, and then the calm oil surface, water patterns appeared again, and stretched out from the inside...

Five dragon feet? ? ! !

Crowd: WTF

The five dragon feet moved upwards, the fat thighs stood upright in front of the eyes, and the sound of music came from the ears, which was the world famous song "Song of the Matador".

Another dragon stretched out its legs and made a "d" shape. They even danced water ballet with the music...

Everyone: Fuck!

What are you doing!

A few people couldn't even close their mouths, and the expressions on their faces were so wonderful.

Who has seen five chubby dragons playing synchronized swimming in a big tank?Who has seen it! ! !

The Matador's song is extremely cheerful, the five dragons dance extremely professionally, and the choreography is wonderful. Don't look at this funny and nonsensical plot, Lei Jiangjiang has spent a lot of effort, fighting bloody battles with dozens of artists and programs, staying up all day and night This 1-minute wonderful performance was made.

During this minute, there were very few people talking on the public channel. You must know that there are tens of millions of people online at the same time, and everyone was surprised to enjoy this minute without having time to swipe the screen.

As the music ended, the five dragons put their bodies together in an S shape, which is the symbol of Chinese food safety and conveys the central idea of ​​safe food to everyone.

The public frequency followed and finally erupted.

What the hell is this? Is this still a game?The name of chief planner Lei Jiangjiang was quickly revealed by human flesh, and the evaluation was mixed. He was completely popular all over the country.

Five dragons open their mouths to the sky after dancing the water ballet...

Wu Ming was the first to react: "No, run away!"

A few people were still in a daze, and Sun Xiang even laughed out loud, hehehe watching the five dragons raise their necks.

Five dragons vomit vegetables together, which is called a celestial girl scattering flowers, and vegetables all over the sky fall from the sky.

At that moment, as if in slow motion, several people woke up from their daze, hurriedly raised their weapons to defend, and the audience burst into laughter.

In addition to the vegetables falling from the sky, there is also an army of mice rolling from the ground.

Perhaps because the situation was not lively enough, Ye Xiaoyu's wristband beeped twice at this time, and the timer was up.

Oil drums started spraying gutter oil again.

Everyone feels deeply that this is the prelude to death!