Emperor star descends to earth

Although Ziwei's suspicion is well-founded, the Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun really didn't come out because they couldn't live in the mountains, and the clothes were changed because they were always asked by passers-by if they didn't look good. attire.

"No one wants to read after changing clothes?" Ziwei asked strangely.

Obviously wearing shabby clothes is more like a fortune teller.

Lingbao Tianzun was taken aback, and asked Laojun: "Yes, after we changed our clothes, obviously more people asked."

Laojun stroked his beard and smiled, "But no one will pay until it's changed."

Lingbao Tianzun thought that this was indeed the truth, and he no longer struggled with the heavy purse full of coins in his arms.

Ziwei was speechless.

So you are really short of money?He has a personality, earns money when he is short of money, unlike Yuanshi Tianzun, an old man who doesn't cultivate, who knows all day long that when he comes to Changsheng, he wants to eat and drink the best.

Changsheng invited the two Tianzun into the house.

Yuanshi Tianzun was rarely there, and the gods were all idling on the first floor to enjoy the last day of vacation, playing games, playing jokes, and a few were discussing whether they should burn incense with the crew when they went to the official start of the production tomorrow. There seemed to be a familiar aura walking past behind them, and they all looked sideways.

Hey, two down and out old Taoist priests?I probably don't know him, probably he has enshrined his own believers, don't care about them.

Turning around again, Tianpeng muttered: "Mr. Zi, why does everyone take everyone home, these two can't afford to fill up the membership card."

His voice is very low, but it can't escape Laojun's ears.

Taishang Laojun turned around, walked up to the canopy and said softly: "Tianpeng, are you playing?"

Tianpeng was so engrossed in the game that he didn't notice that there was something wrong with the name, so he said casually without raising his head: "Yes, you also play population escape? Add a friend group when you have time!"

"Did you do morning class recently?"

"Hey, the game is so fun and you still have morning lessons? You Taoist priest is still in charge of me. Let me tell you, they don't do it, and Laojun is not here, so what are you doing?"

"Well."

The gods who had recognized Laojun were all silent, and Ge Hong quietly kicked the canopy.

Tianpeng ouched, turned around and sprayed Ge Hong: "What are you doing, I killed you!"

Ge Hong lowered his head heartbrokenly, stretched out his hand and pointed forward.

Only then did Tianpeng realize that everyone's reactions were not quite right, and when he turned his head, he met Laojun's smiling eyes, and almost dropped the phone.

"Old old man... why are you here, hehehehe."

Laojun's smile didn't change: "I heard mortals say, hehe, it's a curse word."

Canopy: ...

The canopy didn't dare to shout anymore, it was as quiet as a chicken, standing straighter than a pupil made to stand.

Ziwei reckoned that if Laojun left the canopy for a while longer, he would pee his pants in fright. Although he really wanted to see it, he invited Laojun upstairs with a suppressed smile.Anyway, they are all their own employees, and they will go to make money tomorrow, so they can't let them relax for the last day.

The gods were all relieved to see the corner of Laojun's clothes disappearing at the top of the stairs.

Yuanshi Tianzun has a rough temper and doesn't like to meddle in business, Lingbao Tianzun is simple-minded and easy to fool, only Laojun is the most incomprehensible and understands people's hearts. If you want to compare all walks of life to schools, he is the head teacher of Shangxian class, who is not afraid.

One by one complained that the canopy didn't have eyes, and it was fine to cheat themselves, but they also cheated them together.

Who is addicted to games and doesn't do morning classes, we all do it in our dreams, okay?

Laojun was invited to drink tea on the sofa, and when he heard the movement downstairs, his lips were smiling.

Lingbao Tianzun sipped the tea and praised it several times, "It's been a long time since I've had a well-fried tea. Xiao Ziwei, can you bring me some when I leave?"

Ziwei felt very sad, and gave him all the tea canisters. How could the loose tea that cost ten yuan a catty in the supermarket taste like fairy tea in the mouth of Lingbao Tianzun? How hard did they live in the mountains?

Lingbao Tianzun smiled and thanked.

"Actually, we are pretty good in the mountains, but we don't use too much magic power in front of the living beings. We can only go out and buy what we need, but we are not very good at making money."

After hearing this, Ziwei stuffed him with a red envelope.

Lingbao Tianzun opened the red envelope: "Two hundred?"

Ziwei still thought he thought it was too little, and thought that two hundred is really a bit stingy, and was about to add more, when Lingbao Tianzun happily pulled the old gentleman and said: "It's more than we can earn by walking for seven days, and you can go there at night. Eat Mackenzie, Xiao Ziwei is really good."

Ziwei: ...

How obsessed are you gods with MacKenzie?Why does everyone love to eat this? Didn't Changsheng say that you two are vegetarians?

Taishang Laojun also smiled and said that Ziwei knew how to be considerate to the immortal after going down to Fanfan.

He said it sincerely, when he was in the sky before, Ziwei didn't care about Huota's pills, why was he so obedient.

Ziwei is the only one who can give Taishang Laojun a headache.

Ziwei was so praised that she felt guilty, thinking that Yuanshi Tianzun would have something to eat here, like the emperor of Tu, and even tried to find a way to quarrel with herself.Compared with him, these two are elders, very kind.

He said: "If the two Tianzun are willing, why not live with us? The food and supplies are all ready-made."

Changsheng also said: "There may be disasters in the war in the God Realm, I also need to ask Laojun for advice."

Laojun: "We are here for this purpose."

Ziwei and Changsheng looked at each other, waiting for Laojun to elaborate.

The old gentleman said: "Yuchen and I live temporarily, and there are demon spirits running around to join a sect called Pitu Sect, and there seems to be traces of pagan meddling."

Zi Wei slightly frowned.

The name of the Pitu Sect is very strange, even the goblins in the deep mountains know it but they have never heard of it, and there is no sect that accepts goblins.

"Which god do they preach to believe in?"

"I don't know."

"what?"

"Not only do I not know, but neither do the demon spirits who joined the sect."

"...So what do they rely on to attract believers?" The believers don't even know what god they believe in, so how did they get preached?

Lingbao Tianzun praised the red envelope paper in Yang's hand and said: "You will be given money to join the teaching, and you will be given 50 yuan if you join. If you introduce a friend to join, you can get [-]% from the friend's subsidy, and friends of friends can get [-]% from the friend's re-introduction. And so on. If you pay money to support the development of the sect, you can get [-]% interest on the principal every month."

Ziwei blinked.

This is MLM, right?It's just that the pyramid schemes pay the money, and they pay the money directly.

No, if the principal is paid for the interest, believers probably won’t receive the money, instead they have to add deposits to get bonuses.

The way of rolling money is very similar to the P2P of Fengqing Science Popularization.

Pitu teach, P2P...

The corner of Ziwei's mouth twitched, "Are you two sure it's not a fraudulent organization?"

Don't make money under the guise of religion.

The old gentleman said: "Perhaps there are both deceit and heresy. Those who join the religion must swear allegiance to the sect and make alliances with blood."

When he said this, Ziwei saw the problem.

Blood is the essence of living beings. If you want to donate blood, of course it is not as simple as an ordinary scam. It is very likely that the leader behind it is Shiva.

Ziwei has checked the whereabouts of Shiva and Ganha for a long time in the past few days, and even sent Huodou to fly to Patna, but found nothing, and was at a loss, but it can be regarded as a breakthrough, and he was very happy.

He asked Taishang Laojun and Lingbao Tianzun about their habits, and arranged the residences of the two old lucky stars as quickly as possible.

As soon as he proposed to take them to have a look, Taishang Laojun already smiled and said: "No, it's just a place to live, just go when you have a rest."

Ziwei nodded hurriedly, her affection for Laojun increased.

Changsheng had a strange expression on his face, and his eyes were a little confused.

He always felt that if things continued like this, Ziwei would soon lose her fans of Huang Ruirui and worship Laojun again.

As an ordinary star, he is confident that he can win, but it may be very rare for Laojun.

However, apart from sighing secretly, Changsheng couldn't do anything.

Laojun said to Ziwei: "Before I came in, I saw a Taoist priest setting up a Dharma altar outside the door. Are you going to celebrate Yuanshi's birthday?"

"Huh?" Ziwei scratched her head, "No, we sacrifice to Pangu."

Isn't Yuanshi Tianzun's birthday the winter solstice? It's already over.

Taishang Laojun: ...

Lingbao Tianzun: ...

Changsheng: ...

They looked at Ziwei with strange eyes.

Zi Wei was puzzled, "What's wrong?"

Changsheng whispered: "Yuanshi Tianzun is Pangu."

"what????"

Changsheng: "Do you know all the titles of Yuanshi Tianzun?"

Zi Wei shook her head.

So long and so many, who wants to remember.

Lingbao Tianzun suddenly touched Ziwei's head, and said with a smile: "Your seal is strong enough, no wonder."

Changsheng said helplessly: "Yuanshi Tianzun is also called Pangu Great Emperor."

After Changsheng's explanation, Ziwei finally figured out that mythology belongs to mythology, and Daozang belongs to Daozang. According to Taoism, Pangu is the addition of Yuanshi Tianzun.

Anyway, the titles of Taoist gods can be messed up.

Ziwei felt his brains tangle up when he heard it, and commented: "Your relationship is also weird, dad is dad, why do you always call him Tianzun? It's not uncomfortable to call him that in front of you?"

Changsheng: ...

Chang Sheng's expression seemed a little distorted: "...who said he was my father?"

Taishang Laojun couldn't help laughing, "Little uncle, tell Xiao Ziwei slowly, I'll take Yuchen down first."

Ziwei:? ? ?

What?He just heard Laojun call Changsheng little uncle, seriously?

Looking at Changsheng's eyes is a little weird.

Changsheng calmly explained to Ziwei: "Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun is my elder brother."

The three question marks on Ziwei's head turned into a bunch of question marks.

"No, isn't your father Yuanshi Tianzun? How did he become your brother again?"

Ziwei's three views are very bad.

Changsheng: "... There are two Yuanshi Tianzun."

"what?"

Ziwei listened to the Changsheng science popularization while sorting out her thoughts. It took a long time to figure out that Changsheng's father was named Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun. Now this Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, one of the three Qing Dynasty, inherited the title of his father Yuanshi Tianzun. The eldest brother Changsheng is nothing more than the grandson of Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun.

Anyway, the seniority of longevity is very high.

Ziwei, who once wanted to live in harmony with the "old man", was very glad that she had never called out, otherwise she would be ashamed and thrown to the underworld.

It's too embarrassing, the execution scene, huh.

Ziwei covered her face, and asked in a super low voice: "Don't say anything else, I read "Tao Cang", my mother Doumu Yuanjun is Yuanshi Tianzun's younger sister, which Yuanshi Tianzun?"

Don't make it out that Changsheng is his uncle.

Even though men can't give birth, that's still chaos!

Ziwei has been a mortal for so long, it is completely unacceptable.

It can only look like we broke up.

Fortunately Chang Sheng said: "She is my aunt."

Ziwei breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, Changsheng is not an uncle, but a cousin.

Huh? !cousin!next of kin!

Ziwei raised her head suddenly.

Changsheng laughed, guessed what he was thinking almost instantly, and whispered into Ziwei's ear: "There is no blood relationship between the ancient gods, they are all transformed by Tao, don't speculate based on mortal ethics."

In the sky, we only talk about the title, and it is the same when we are in the mortal world. The old gentleman's "little uncle" just now is just a joke, to tease Ziwei.

His warm breath breathed on his cheeks, Zi Wei's heart moved slightly, she tilted her head and said: "Cousin, come, give me a kiss. Don't say it, it's so emotional."

Changsheng: ...

Changsheng's ears turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

In terms of thick skin, there is no immortal in the heavens who can outshine Ziwei.

The author has something to say:

The Taoist orthodox "Tao Zang" in the "Supreme Jiuxiao Yuqing Taifan Ziwei Xuandu Thunder Jade Sutra" (Changsheng) said: "I am the son of Fuli Yuanshi Tianzun, the younger brother of Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun, and the uncle of Taishang Laojun."

However, the relationship between Taoist gods and immortals is very messy, and there are contradictions in many places due to different editors. It is not necessary to study it carefully, just use whichever version is used in the article.

This article is also called "Cousin Gao Leng, Pretty Cousin".