Emperor star descends to earth

After the farce rested for a while, Ziwei could finally rest for a while.

But the bed in Yuanyuan's room is a bunk bed, and the bottom bunk is not big, Xiaobai is small and can barely squeeze in deep with Lin Zi, if he and Changsheng might have to sleep on top of each other, he let Changsheng go in to sleep on the bed, and himself Just get ready for a night on the couch.

Of course Changsheng didn't want to, he took out the quilt, apparently ready to squeeze the sofa with Ziwei.

He is a taciturn fairy, but there are thousands of words he wants to say to Ziwei at this moment.

He knew everything during the day, and he always thought in his heart, if it wasn't for the coincidence that he left, why did this happen.

There is a little guilt.

Ziwei turned off the light, lay down on Changsheng, put on the quilt, and said first: "Stop talking, you've been tired all day, go to sleep."

"It was my fault."

"Okay, what's wrong with you, you can't tie us all on your waistband. He's always planning to succeed, and this time is also a reminder. Wait..."

Ziwei paused, then continued, "...When Xiaobai is ready, you can teach him spells and see who dares to bully him in the future."

"it is good."

The night wind was clear and clear, and there were no clouds in the sky. Most of the street lights had been extinguished at this time, and a few stars could be vaguely seen twinkling above the head, but they were much brighter than before.

Zi Wei couldn't fall asleep for a long time, and she was still a little uneasy.

The ghost workers haven't come back yet, relying on his always invincible stargazing skills, he can't figure out Ganha's movements.

"This is unusual. He has already surpassed the Three Realms, so naturally he cannot be seen." Changsheng's voice whispered in Ziwei's ear.

"Huh? You haven't slept yet?"

"Wait with you."

"Well."

Ziwei turned over, trying to embrace Changsheng's waist.

The sofa is not much larger than the small bed when it is opened, and there is a risk of falling if the movement is too big. Changsheng hurriedly reached out to grab him. I don't know whether it was intentional or not. With more strength, he pressed Ziwei's face in front of him .

Ziwei kissed him on the lips.

"How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"Guess." Ziwei stared blankly at the night sky, she couldn't be cursing Tianzun for wrestling.

Ziwei chuckled, boasting that Changsheng and him had a tacit understanding.Without saying a few words of love, I felt more at ease because of the light smell of Changsheng, and soon fell into a dream.

A street away, Yuanshi Tianzun, who was lying in Xu Daochang's bedroom, fell out of bed for the second time.

He suspected that someone was cursing him, so he pinned the blame on Ziwei without even thinking about it.In the whole 36 days, only Ziwei's magic power was not damaged. Although he was sealed by himself, the power of words was still enough to produce an effect.

Get angry, don't sleep, want to curse.

But he just moved out from Dou Zhuan Xing, and he couldn't go back, he felt very ashamed.Chuanfu is also not good, I can't see Xiao Ziwei's reaction, so I don't feel good about unilaterally scolding.

Ordinary people seem to be able to scold each other across the air, using that... what is it called?

Yuanshi Tianzun crackled and thumped the wall: "Xiao Chang!"

"Little Chang" sleeps next to Yuanshi Tianzun and suffers from insomnia. Of course, it is also possible that Feng Qing farts as soon as he sleeps. The stench in the room makes him unable to sleep, and he appears in Yuanshi Tianzun within five seconds. doorway.

"Tianzun, why are you calling me?"

"Do you have a chance?"

Several question marks popped up on Xu Daochang's head.

chicken?

"It's available in the Taoist temple, but not here. Tianzun wants to eat? I'll go to the market tomorrow morning to buy it for you?"

"It's not that." Yuanshi Tianzun questioned, he suspected that this believer was not as loyal as he showed, why did the Taoist monks still encourage the gods to eat meat?

He gestured and said: "It's that machine, it's hard, it's so long, it's used for communication, you seem to call it a machine... a machine?"

Hard, so long, used to communicate ♂, jiji...

So why did Yuanshi Tianzun suddenly ask him if he had that in the middle of the night? !

Daoist Xu's complexion changed, and he said in a complicated mood: "...Of course, do you want to?"

Could it be to let him do that?No way?

No, Yuanshi Tianzun is the incarnation of the Dao, how can he be so dirty, he must be thinking wrongly, be merciful, be merciful, bless the immeasurable Tianzun, forgive sins and forgive sins.

Yuanshi Tianzun said happily: "This is very good, show it to me quickly, and teach me how to use it by the way."

Daoist Xu: ………

Xu Daochang's face was as white as paper in an instant, and his whole body was swaying like a reed in the autumn wind, and he was about to fall down.

The surname can be changed, but the sexual orientation cannot!Pooh!He is a monk!No sexual orientation!

Daoist Xu plucked up his courage, and refused this Yuanshi Tianzun who looked like a counterfeit: "Tianzun, although I am a mortal, I still have dignity. Forgive me for not agreeing to this matter!"

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Yuanshi Tianzun bowed his head in thought, and took advantage of his opportunity to scold Ziwei for hurting his dignity?Can't it?But mortals always have some minor problems, maybe "Xiao Zhang" pays more attention to his own machine?

He said: "Okay, then you can buy one for me, you put the money first, and I will ask Changsheng to return it to you tomorrow."

Daoist Xu:? ? ?

Can this thing be bought?

My god, didn't Tianzun want to order takeaway?Still let the Changsheng Emperor pay the bill so openly? !

Daoist Xu couldn't hold back a little, and tried his best to comfort him from the position of an upright believer: "Tianzun, you really can't buy this, it's against the law."

Yuanshi Tianzun could see that Daoist Xu was lying to himself, how could this be reasonable, when he was as easy to deceive as Shangqing, the mortals outside had a sleight of hand!

Yuanshi Tianzun said coldly: "I understand, you must want to protect Ziwei, I just want to talk to him a few words, is it worth you to bully God like this?!"

Daoist Xu: "Huh?"

Did he misunderstand something, no matter how powerful it is, it seems that there is no calling function.

Telephone / Cell phone?

Daoist Xu said speechlessly: "So, Tianzun, what do you want to borrow is a mobile phone? The one you can talk to?"

"Yes. Huh? Isn't it called Jiji?"

Xu Daochang finally stopped sweating, and said with a sigh of relief: "Don't call me... Tianzun, for your own good, please don't say this word again."

Yuanshi Tianzun was very puzzled: "Why?"

"I'm afraid I'll spoil your ears, Xiaodao doesn't dare to say it."

"But it doesn't matter."

"The word you just said is usually referred to by modern people."

"Which one?"

"It's that thing, where the yang gathers, the lifeblood of a man."

"..."

Yuanshi Tianzun recalled the conversation just now, and he was ashamed to cast a spell to delete Daoist Xu's memory immediately.

But now he can't communicate with Dao, his divine power is extremely unstable, and this kind of fine technique can easily damage the body of a mortal, so he might send Daoist Xu directly to the Yin Division, so he has to give up.

"Don't spread it!"

Halfway through learning mobile phones, Yuanshi Tianzun still remembered this, and warned Xu Daochang with a red neck.

Daoist Xu had long forgotten the episode an hour ago, thinking that what Yuanshi Tianzun said was not to spread the fact that he would not be able to use a mobile phone after studying for a long time, and immediately said: "Good Tianzun. Actually it's nothing, you're not the only one... Immortals are slow to learn, Emperor Zhenwu can't type yet."

Yuanshi Tianzun suspected that he was making fun of himself by beating around the bush, and roared angrily: "Is this what I'm talking about! What I'm talking about is that I asked you to show me the camera!"

Feng Qing, who suddenly disappeared and came out to find a way to pour water, was stunned!

The glass slipped from his hand and fell to the ground with a loud thud.

Everyone in the room raised their heads following the sound.

Feng Qing at the door was at a loss, rather hurt, said: "You are such a Yuanshi Tianzun! Master! You... huh... I misread you!"

Feng Qing couldn't accept that he was his father's master, a Taoist monk and the mainstay of my teaching, unexpectedly lost his life at the end of the day, succumbed to God's power and got involved with Tianzun, was greatly stimulated, and ran back to the room covering his face.

Daoist Xu quickly chased after him, "Hey, it's not what you think, traitor, listen to my explanation! Wait, your glass shards are left here without cleaning?"

click.

Feng Qing locked the door.

Daoist Xu: ...

Xu Daochang suspected that Feng Qing just didn't want to clean the glass slag, but he had no evidence.

Feng Qing yelled through the door: "Any act of being gay without returning to vulgarity is deceiving the believers! It is comparable to cheating in marriage, with moral problems! This is how you educated me before! I look down on you!"

Is this kid really angry?

Daoist Xu was extremely aggrieved, and couldn't explain it for a while, so he had to go back angrily and continue to teach Yuanshi Tianzun how to use the mobile phone until the wind cleared.

Yuanshi Tianzun touched his nose guilty, knowing that he might have caused a misunderstanding and destroyed the relationship between master and apprentice, and he couldn't bear to apologize, so he explained silently: "Well, Xiaochang, I have experienced this kind of thing..."

Daoist Xu glanced at him: "My surname is Xu, please call me Xiao Xu."

Yuanshi Tianzun:?

What do you mean?So you want to teach me a lesson!

He didn't know that Daoist Xu just started a deep self-reflection because of Feng Qing's words, and he was very wrong, and he didn't feel embarrassed to show his majesty to Xu Daochang.

It didn't take long to learn to use basic mobile phone functions.

Daoist Xu didn't stay any longer, and went back to coax his disciples.

Yuanshi Tianzun was held in the sky by believers a few hours ago, and now he will be treated indifferently, which is very unbalanced, and the root of the mistake is attributed to Ziwei.

If it wasn't for Ziwei cursing him in the middle of the night, why would he have fallen out of bed, if he hadn't fallen out of bed, why would he have wanted to curse, if it hadn't been for the inconvenience of cursing, how would he have thought of using a mobile phone, and how could he have caused a misunderstanding because of the name of the mobile phone!

It's all Xiao Ziwei's fault!

Hmph, you still want to marry his parents?Don't even think about it!

Well, Changsheng is so old, he can't take care of his affairs, Ziwei can still think about it, but this doesn't prevent him from quarreling with Ziwei!

Yuanshi Tianzun began to think about how he would "educate" the younger generation in advance, and after a long time of deliberation, he prepared his speech, and then found Ziwei's phone number from Xu Daochang's mobile phone address book and dialed it.

"Sorry, the number you dialed is off..."

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

I really want to swear.

Early the next morning, a group of priests from the Taoist Association, led by Minister Wu, visited Dou Zhuan Xing Yi.

Everyone seems to be neither sad nor happy, but they are actually suppressing their excitement. This can be seen from the fact that they are wearing the most expensive cassocks.

"Daozhang Zhang! Have I shaved clean? Will my patriarch scold me again later?"

"Daoist Xia, didn't you add Tianshi Sa on WeChat, just take a selfie in your circle of friends... With all due respect, Tianshi Sa can bear all these things, can't you bear that you didn't shave? Don't worry about it, they are all Taoists Immortals don’t care about these details.”

Whoa!What Zhang Daochang said makes sense!

"Uh, Daoist Zhang, why are you arranging your appearance?"

Daoist Zhang silently put away the small mirror, and said sadly: "You don't understand, my ancestor is an exception."

Zhang Daoling, Zhang Tianshi, the founder of the Zhengyi faction, looks like Zhang Fei and Li Kui, but he is very concerned about the image of the younger generation, and he will lose his temper if his hair is messed up!He just posted a small how-to video, and the ancestor commented on it with more than a dozen comments below, "How can the hat be worn crooked".

The priests tidied up on the other side of the street, making sure they would not be scolded by their ancestors/immortals, and then they moved towards Dou Zhuan Xing with the steps of a male model that their relatives did not recognize.

Minister Wu didn't care about this, he only had one small wish right now.

As long as Ziwei doesn't change his tricks to trick him into money, he can do whatever he wants.Funding for their department is nearly wiped out.

The author has something to say:

Yuanshi Tianzun is set to be violent and arrogant. Tianzun and Daoist Xu are out of the game. This article only has two and a half couples of male and female CPs, and the rest are not related to love.

感谢在2019-12-1520：55：19～2019-12-1608：49：43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Sushou Fleeting Years;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!