Emperor star descends to earth

During the New Year period, there were quite a few gods who accompanied Emperor Gouchen to fight for refuge, but apart from Emperor Zhenwu and General Heisha, their basic names were not well-known. 36 Zhongtian was annihilated too suddenly, and their divine power was greatly damaged. They even failed to save their belongings in a hurry, so they could only ask their superiors for help.

And those gods with names and surnames still have enshrined offerings in the mortal world, so they won't be too poor and have a place to stay.

Tianpeng was very repulsed by Zhenwu's arrival, and was not even willing to talk to him.

Zhenwu found out within a few days, and tried to hang shoulders with him to renew the friendship of colleagues: "Tianpeng, do you want to drink? I treat you!"

Canopy hid and shouted at the top of his voice: "I don't know you well! I don't want to drink with you at all!"

No more alcohol?And you said you didn't know him well?Zhenwu was extremely puzzled, thinking that the canopy might have gone down to earth and broke his brain.

Po Jun, who spread rumors about the two of them, hid in the corner and laughed.

On the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, Ziwei thought that she was going to send the gods to the film crew anyway, not to send a few, so she told Director Zhang that she would expand the recruitment to the consulting department with more than 80 people... Oh, it should be called Dou Zhuan Xing Yi Brokerage now The company was closed, and all the gods except Gou Chen were packaged and sent over.

The new gods still have their bones, and their minds are not so sensitive, and they are not against filming.Especially when they heard that becoming a star would not only earn a lot of money, but also have thousands of fans, they looked at Ziwei with gratitude.

What they lack the most right now is the power of faith. With the power of faith, what injuries can't be recovered, maybe the divine power will still increase.

A group of gods, led by the canopy, happily rushed to the suburban movie city.

——In order to satisfy Tianpeng's aspirations of superiority, Ziwei promoted him to the head of the actor team of the agency, so that he could take care of his colleagues by changing his name.

Tianpeng was extremely proud, and along the way, he tripped Zhenwu several times with great authority.

Zhenwu:?

Canopy: "I'm your boss again now, don't you agree?"

Zhenwu: ...

Isn't it just that the emperor of the world gave him a second title hundreds of years ago, and the position in the sky has not changed, why is the canopy jealous for so long?

When Director Zhang saw that all the new actors had outstanding temperament and fairy air, he was very happy and in a good mood. He even forgave Tian Peng for calling him a pig during the audition, and let him choose roles with everyone.

Director Zhang originally wanted to start the machine on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, but there were still many people who were unable to get in place, and added actors, so he first brought some staff to inspect the venue, set the number of seats, and do it by the way. The role assignment and performance adjustment of the fairy supporting actors.

The coordinator of actors was a staid and serious tall and thin middle-aged man, holding a long page of forms in his hand, commandingly said to the gods: "Come and register yourself."

Zhenwu frowned, and asked in displeasure, "How to register?"

The coordinator said impatiently: "I don't know how to read? Fill in the name and the intended role and hand it in."

Zhenwu walked towards him with a sullen face.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, the two marshals of Leibu hurriedly grabbed Zhenwu from left to right, and persuaded in a low voice: "Don't fight, Zhenjun, this is the mortal world, he can't stand your fist!"

The corner of Zhenwu's mouth twitched: "...I don't even have the courage, I just went to get the watch."

He had read the "Guide to Life in the Mortal World" compiled by the Big Dipper, and Ziwei would be sent to the police station for beating a mortal for no reason, and he was not stupid.

Yin Jiao & Gou Zhang: Oh!

The co-ordinator watched them stage it, which is quite novel.

Before coming here, the gods have been educated by the canopy about "what is acting" and "what is the main story of this play".Maybe it's really like what Tianpeng said, from then on, he became an instant hit and became an actor who played himself exclusively in the world, with countless fans.

Play yourself, they are very professional!

The gods whispered about which title to fill in the name column. They have too many names, real names, holy names, nicknames, nicknames...

Tianpeng made a final decision: "Of course, fill in the one with the most people who know it!"

Ten minutes later, the coordinator looked at the completed registration form and almost thought he was presbyopic.

Actor's name: Tianpeng; Intended role: Tianpeng Zhenjun.

Actor name: Zhenwu; intended role: Emperor Zhenwu.

Actor's name: Yunxiao; Intended role: Empress Yunxiao.

Actor's name: Sa Shoujian; Intended role: Sa Tianshi.

……

The coordinator suspected that they were playing tricks on him, gave these actors a hard look, turned around and ran to Director Zhang to complain.

It hasn't been turned on yet, and even the coordinator dares to tease it. It's great to have a financial backer.

Zhang Dao was holding the thermos cup and thinking about whether to change the scenery, but he was stunned when he saw the form, and called Ziwei dumbfounded.

Ziwei also forgot to remind everyone to keep it secret, so she temporarily made up a statement to fool others in the future.

Director Zhang put down the phone, and said to the co-ordinator without a word: "Boss Ziwei said that these actors used to be Taoists who practiced Taoism in the mountains, and they used the names of the gods they admired most as their stage names. If you can handle it properly, you can adjust and adjust, and change the roles that you don’t have.”

Coordinator: "...OK."

That's okay too?

The coordinator finally realized that he was a Taoist priest. No wonder he felt weird since he walked in, and he didn't look like a normal person.

In the blink of an eye, Ziwei has not recovered from the New Year's atmosphere, lazily nestling on the sofa and wandering in the sky.

Chang Sheng rubbed his shoulders and pressed his temples, and said gently, "What are you thinking?"

Ziwei said: "Master Xu went to the meeting of the Taoist Association, I think my identity is going to be exposed."

They didn't avoid their own family when they talked and did things these days. Daoist Xu must have known that he was Emperor Ziwei early in the morning, and he had been extra polite for a long time.

"You don't want to tell others?"

"No!" Ziwei said excitedly, "I was wondering if they would give me a subsidy! If the gods have a subsidy, should I report Gou Chen and them together!"

Changsheng: ...

After he left Ziwei in his incarnation, he knew exactly what Ziwei had done, and thought that it was probably because of Ziwei's identity that Minister Wu didn't want the pension back, so it was impossible to add more.

Chang Sheng said: "Do you want to build a few more golden bodies?"

Ziwei smiled, but there was a hint of worry hidden between her brows, "I asked Xiaofu to help calculate the growth rate of Taoist believers in the past few years, good guy, it's almost the same as the birth rate of our country, and there is a negative growth rate. If it continues like this, It will take a monkey year and a horse month for the 20 or so missing gods to come back?"

Changsheng's heart warmed, and he patted the back of his hand and said, "Don't worry, since we exist, our faith will always be passed on."

Ziwei just nodded.

He found that Changsheng was a little absent-minded today.

"You have something to tell me?"

"Hmm..." Changsheng nodded, "I want to go out for a while."

"Eh?"

"Go pick up an elder."

Ziwei blinked.

There are only three who can be elders.

"Which one? The one with the worst temper?"

Changsheng was helpless: "Don't say that about him."

Anyway, it is also Tianzun.

Ziwei coughed dryly, feeling a little dazed.

Regarding the origin of Changsheng Emperor, there are two versions in Taoist scriptures.One said that he was the incarnation of Yuanshi Tianzun, and the other said that he was the son of Yuanshi Tianzun.

Of course he knows that Changsheng is not the incarnation of anyone, so it can only be the son of Yuanshi Tianzun.

Are you going to meet your parents now?

It must not be Changsheng who wanted to pick up Tianzun himself, otherwise he would pick it up early in the morning, then Tianzun could only ask him to pick it up.

What is he coming for?

Wouldn't it be to see how many wives he has that are qualified to marry his son? !

Ziwei was a little flustered, forgot her original identity for a moment, immersed in the sorrow of her company's debts, house and car.

This kind of son-in-law, even a father-in-law would not pick it!

Changsheng glanced at him and knew what he was thinking.

Wen Sheng comforted: "Tianzun has always appreciated you."

Zi Weixin said that he appreciates that I can kick him down from the sky?Gou Chen told him how he got down, what a ruthless Heavenly Venerable, he lied to everyone!

Seeing that Ziwei was out of control, Changsheng felt a sense of joy for no reason, and slightly curled his lips.

"Don't think too much, he just has no place to live."

"Ok?"

What does it mean to have no place to live?He is a Heavenly Venerable who doesn't even have a cave?

In the past, Changsheng would never tell Tianzun's privacy so unscrupulously behind his back, but now he just wants to make Ziwei feel at ease, so he told him the reason.

It turned out that Sanqing originally wanted to go back to his old residence in Kunlun, but when he went to Kunlun Mountain, he found that not only were the flags of the mountaineering team planted on the top of the mountain, but the old cave had also been converted into a residence by strange beasts who had nowhere to go.We moved to Changbai Mountain again, and the roads on the mountain were crowded with tourists, and some managers questioned them about ticket evasion to enter the scenic spot, insisting that they make up the fare.

In desperation, Sanqing found a new cave in an old forest deep in the mountains.But now there are no spirits in any inaccessible mountain forest, and there is really not much territory left for them.Yuanshi Tianzun was annoyed by the little goblins running past the door within two days of his stay, so he called Changsheng to pick him up.

The image of Yuanshi Tianzun has been sketched in Ziwei's mind.He is an old man who is old-fashioned, self-willed, grumpy and not easy to get along with.

But he didn't show it.

Tianzun was probably very anxious, just after Changsheng sat with Ziwei for a short while, four paper cranes had already flown into the room to urge him.When the fifth one flew over, Chang Sheng had no choice but to leave.

Ziwei let out a long sigh.

Since ancient times, the son-in-law is most afraid of the father-in-law and the mother-in-law. He is the father-in-law and mother-in-law combined into one. He can be called the most difficult role in the whole world. The future is worrying.

Ziwei collapsed on the sofa, paralyzed all afternoon.

Then get hungry.

Earlier, Xiaobai and the others said that they were going to go shopping in the mall, why haven't they come back yet?It's too late to make dinner.

After being seriously begged by a roomful of people, Ziwei has sworn in front of them that she will never touch pots and pans again. The refrigerator will be empty now, and he can't grab Liu Dazhuang's apples like Yuanyuan.

Ziwei waited for a while, but no one came back, so she planned to go out to look for it.

It just so happens that the snacks at home are almost enough, so he can also stop by the supermarket to buy something the old man loves to eat. Don't be surprised if there are many polite people, in case the old man thinks he is pleasing to the eye.

Ziwei was a little excited after thinking about it.

Unexpectedly, just as he stepped out of the gate of Dou Zhuan Xing Yi, the surroundings were dark.

The plaza, which was originally crowded with people, suddenly became so quiet that even a needle could be heard falling.

Zi Wei frowned, squinting and looking around.The square is still the same square, all the dead things have not changed, but there is no one person.

Who has such supernatural powers, who can take everyone away in an instant?

No, it should be because he thought it wrong. It would be much simpler if he was trapped in a place exactly like the real world.

Who can it be?

The answer is ready to come.The only one who has hatred against them is that group.

Ziwei said loudly: "Is it Shiva or Vishnu? What advice do you have?"

As soon as the words fell, a person came out of the No. 74 shop facing the changing times.

Merchant Wang Yue at No. 74.

No, not Wang Yue, at least not the living Wang Yue.Although Wang Yue occasionally played tricks, there would not be such a strong evil spirit entrenched between his brows.

"Wang Yue" grinned, with an extremely weird smile.

That expression was not at all like a living person could make, the corners of the lips almost touched the roots of the ears, and the mouth full of yellow teeth were exposed.

"Guess is wrong, you guess again."

Ziwei's eyes froze: "What the hell."

"Wang Yue" applauded with stiff hands, "Yes, you still remember me."

Ziwei watched him cautiously.

Ganha is dead or something, why is it attached to Wang Yue, Wang Yue's own soul?

Ganha probably didn't come to kill him, otherwise there was no need to report his name, and he would have done it early in the morning.

What does he want to do, what does he know about himself?

Ziwei's thoughts were like lightning, but she didn't show it on the face. She said insincerely: "You, a mortal, would not have such great ability. What did you do? Is Shiva giving you strength?"

"Shiva?" "Wang Yue" sneered, "I have already eaten it."

Even Ziwei couldn't digest the news.

Although he was defeated by the gods I taught and suffered heavy injuries, Shiva is the righteous god of Brahman after all, and he is so strong that he can't even do it right?

"Wang Yue" walked stiffly and slowly, stopped walking two meters away from Ziwei, as if he was afraid.

Seeing that he was not in a hurry to move, Ziwei calmed down and continued to say: "Aren't you a believer in Shiva?"

"Wang Yue" has a very rich expression, just to show his contempt, he rolled his eyes until he couldn't see any black eyeballs, and there were only two red and white things in his eye sockets, and he didn't turn them back for a long time, and said in his mouth : "He is the god of Brahmanism, how can I be his believer? It's just a stopgap measure, everyone takes what they need."

Ziwei nodded quite educated, "Yes, you are from Cambodia. I have never been to school, and I am not very good in history and geography. You can take it easy."

One moment he was still smiling, and the next moment his right foot suddenly became powerful, and he kicked "Wang Yue" in the head.

Ziwei figured it out, no matter what kind of spells he has, just act first to get the culprit out of the way.

The author has something to say:

About Zhenwu and Canopy:

They were originally listed together as the Four Sages of the North Pole, and the canopy was the first of the four Sages of the North Pole.But in the Ming Dynasty, Ming Chengzu Zhu Di added the title to Zhenwu for political needs.

This increase was incredible. The people at that time raised Emperor Zhenwu very high, even saying that he was the successor of the Jade Emperor "Xuandi", and forced the Jade Emperor to be laid off.

I think Jade Emperor may be the one who is more angry.