Emperor star descends to earth

Ziwei cheated Minister Wu with a vote. The trailer was so good that he even got fans of Changsheng. He was in a good mood. He woke up early the next morning, cooked chicken porridge while humming a little song, and discussed it with Xiaobai and Yuanyuan. Go to the Taoist temple to burn incense together.

"Why do you want to go to the Taoist temple?" Xiaobai ate Ziwei's food for the first time, but his mouth was full of burnt taste, his eyebrows were wrinkled in one place, but he didn't want to spoil Ziwei's mood, so he swallowed with difficulty and said: " Aren’t there many gods living next door? Why do you have to run so far?”

Yuanyuan smelled the breakfast and didn't touch the bowl. While Liu Dazhuang was still sleeping, she quietly took an apple from its nest to satisfy her hunger, and chewed until her cheeks bulged: "Brother Ziwei is going to ask for a wish? Our family All the immortals have no supernatural powers, so worshiping them is useless."

It’s not wrong to say that, Ziwei nodded.

Xiaobai took the opportunity to drink several sips of water to dilute the bitter taste in his mouth, and said excitedly: "Then let's go quickly, I also want to ask the gods to let Brother Changsheng come back soon."

Zi smiled slightly and touched his head.

The three of them hurriedly finished their breakfast and left the house before Daoist Xu arrived.

It's not that Ziwei deliberately betrayed Daoist Xu, it's that Ziwei only enshrines the Beidou line, the god he wants to worship, Daoist Xu doesn't even have a small statue, so don't tell him to avoid his nagging.

There is only one Taoist temple in the whole Tongcheng. The main hall is dedicated to the ancestor master Ge Hong, and the side hall is dedicated to the statues of the Three Qings and Four Royals.

Yang Miao's eyelids twitched when he saw Ziwei, suspecting that he was looking for trouble, and refused to let him enter the palace no matter what.

Ziwei was helpless: "I really came to burn incense, you see I brought so much incense."

He opened the backpack and showed it to Yang Miao, there was really a large bag of exquisite incense sticks inside, all of the best quality.

Yang Miao stomped her feet angrily, instantly certain that he was here to find fault.

"You go to the Taoist temple to worship gods and you bring your own incense???"

"Huh? Can't you bring your own?"

Yang Miao: ...

Yang Miao blushed and said, "Do you know what incense money is? All believers are like you, let's drink the northwest wind!"

Ziwei was silent, he was not the only one who dared to make money from gods, and discussed with Yang Miao: "How about I burn my own and buy some from you?"

Yang Miao said angrily: "Is this a matter of money? How come you say that I become a villain who is greedy for money and relies on my ancestors for profit?! I can't let you in for my reputation."

Ziwei thought clearly: "Then if I don't give you incense money, your reputation will not be damaged, so you can let me in? You are always embarrassed to shut out a sincere believer like me, the gods will Blame it on you."

Yang Miao choked, and nodded with dull eyes.

No money for incense = he did not rely on the patriarch to make money = he is still a good Taoist priest with integrity.

And it's really not appropriate to keep believers out.

But something always feels wrong.

Yang Miao was very confused.

Yuanyuan looked at Yang Miao's back and shook her head.

How did a guy who is so stupid and still cheating himself live to be so big?

Although Gexian Cave is a scenic spot, the Taoist building occupies a small area. The side hall is under a few withered apricot trees. Old-fashioned incandescent lamps are hung on the beams of the house, and the paint on the surface of the statue is also very old.

The auxiliary hall has two floors. The statue of the Jade Emperor is enshrined in the middle of the lower floor, accompanied by four imperial statues. On the left are Emperor Gochen and Emperor Changsheng, and on the right are Emperor Ziwei and Empress Houtu.

Ziwei picked up three clean futons and placed them in front of the longevity statue. Sitting on the futons, she took out most of the incense in her backpack and lit it, filling the incense burner to the brim.

The smoke made Xiaobai sneeze.

He wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Brother Ziwei, this is not the way to worship God. When I watch TV, I have to kneel on the futon, and I have to stick three sticks of incense, and I have to worship once, otherwise the gods will be angry."

Ziwei said in her heart, she has to kneel and worship at the same time, otherwise she will be angry, why can't Changsheng go to heaven?

After thinking about it, isn't Changsheng originally in the sky, he came down and ran away after teasing him, and he didn't know when he would return.

Ziwei said to Xiaobai: "This fairy is different. He wants to come to our house to work, so he dare not get angry with us."

"Really?" Xiaobai has always regarded Ziwei's words as a standard, and immediately imitated his appearance, lit a few incense sticks, and made a wish while inserting them into the incense burner: "Then we will be colleagues in the future, when will you come to my house?" Yeah? Before I go down to earth, can you bring me some wine from the sky? I drank all the good wines of Goudan, and I really can’t buy better ones to give back to him. And Brother Changsheng, I miss him so much, but I can't even get through the phone, can you help me tell him to let him come back earlier? Well, I will give you all the incense, even if you agree. "

The incense burner was so full that Xiaobai finally managed to stuff his three incense sticks into it.

The corners of Yuanyuan's mouth twitched.

He had no interest in Changsheng Emperor, so he proposed to go upstairs to worship Laojun.

Xiaobai wanted to be with him, so he hurriedly grabbed a handful of incense in his hand.

Ziwei's heart skipped a beat, and she warned: "Bai Sanqing, don't be so casual."

"Why? Sanqing's temper is not as good as Changsheng Emperor's?"

"..."

This is not easy to explain, Ziwei thought for a while and said: "Sanqing is relatively old, we must respect the elderly."

Xiaobai seemed to understand, and thought that the Emperor Changsheng was also an old man, but Ziwei's words must be reasonable, so he nodded and agreed, and his steps up the stairs were much lighter, as if he was afraid of disturbing the old man.

Seeing that they had gone far away, Ziwei took out a small notebook from her bag.

It is full of comments from netizens that he copied overnight, not many, he copied a whole book, most of which are praises of longevity and handsomeness.

Ziwei tore off the paper, threw each page into the incense burner, and spoke in a low voice.

"I guess there is no internet on it, and the wording is ugly, so you can make do with it."

"That jade ring of yours is useless at all. I don't respond to so many conversations with you every day. Is it broken?"

"I still have to run to the Taoist temple in winter, is it easy for me?"

"May I raise power for you, and believers will also develop for you. If you still can't win like this, I will scold you three hundred times a day."

"Longevity, I..."

"...I want to eat spicy rabbit head. Last night, I spoiled several pots, but they couldn't cook well."

Ziwei closed her eyes and exhaled, a little unable to stand her strange appearance, she simply threw the rest of the paper into the incense burner.

A large flame burst out from the incense burner.

"Damn it, you actually want to set fire to the temple!" Yang Miao came out from nowhere, carrying a bucket of water in her hand, she was dumbfounded as soon as she rushed into the hall, not sure whether the water should be poured down or not.

It was on fire, but the fire did not spread in the incense burner of the God of Tribute, and there was still incense underneath. Wouldn't he want to offend the Emperor Changsheng by extinguishing the incense?

Yang Miao said angrily, "You're here to trick me, right?!"

Splashing water offends the gods, and if you don't splash water, you will still offend the gods if the statue is burned.The incarnation of the Changsheng Emperor is in charge of the Nine Heavens Thunder, so if a blow is struck, he will still be alive?

This Ziwei's poisonous strategy!

Ziwei didn't know that in Yang Miao's heart, she had been equated with the sinister villain, so she said inexplicably, "Why did I come to cheat you? Have I cheated on you?"

no? !

Yang Miao felt that Ziwei's face was thicker than the city wall.

Who gave him the courage to say this?Is Liang Jingru still a fellow Taoist with distorted views? !

Thinking of this incident, he became angry. Last time in the movie theater, those two friends chatted well, but they refused to add him on WeChat. He was also scared by the ghosts in the room so that he didn't sleep well for three days.

Yang Miao didn't dare to take her eyes away from the incense burner, seeing that the fire had died down and was still holding the bucket tightly in her hands, she said with a stiff neck, "I don't quarrel with you in front of the gods, anyway, you cheated me, it's more than one or two. Back!"

He just figured it out, what Ziwei said at the entrance of the hall clearly got him in, not only didn't give incense money, but also entered the side hall to act recklessly, it's really hateful!

Ziwei was not in the mood to argue with him, and said lightly: "Let's say I tricked you..."

"What do you mean?! You just tricked me!"

"Okay, then I'll give you compensation?"

Yang Miao asked suspiciously: "How do you make it up?" Don't just dig another hole for him to jump.

Ziwei took out the bank card given to him by Minister Wu from his pocket and handed it over, "I want to donate a golden body to the Emperor Changsheng, can you arrange it?"

Yang Miao:! ! !

Has the villain changed his gender?Could it be that he came to worship in the temple and was influenced by the boundless Taoism?

Yang Miao took the bank card suspiciously, squinted his eyes and said, "Are you so generous? Let me tell you first, the golden statue needs to be covered with gold leaf. A two-meter golden statue needs at least one or two kilograms of gold, and the inner core must be made of pure copper. The cost is at least 70 yuan, and I have no money to subsidize you."

"There are 300 million in the bank card. I donate the golden statues of the Changsheng Emperor and Sanqing. If you want more, you can look at the repair hall. This lamp has been out of use for many years, and the beams are cracked."

Yang Miao's eyes widened: 300 million? !

Yang Miao said bluntly, "How many people did you cheat to get so much money?"

After he finished speaking, he felt a little regretful. Although Ziwei always teased him, he was still a big donator of gold bodies. What if he offended people and they didn't donate? That would be equivalent to indirectly offending the gods!

I really wanted to slap my mouth and hold the bank card tightly, lest Ziwei would take it back.

Zi smiled and said: "No, I also met a rich man, he is very rich, and he doesn't care about these extraneous things."

Minister Wu who was far away in the office counting the department's expenditures for this month sneezed suddenly, and closed the account in dismay.

Alas, I accidentally overspend by hundreds of millions, how should I write this monthly report?

Minister Wu is almost bald.

After this incident, Yang Miao's opinion of Ziwei changed greatly, and he quickly signed a contract with him, and even enthusiastically sent Ziwei and his party outside Ge Xiandong.

When she returned to the side hall to clean up, Yang Miao realized something was wrong.

Ziwei donated the golden body to Emperor Changsheng and Sanqing, so what about Patriarch, Jade Emperor and other emperors? !

The auxiliary gods all have golden bodies, so the Jade Emperor doesn't stare at him every day with jealousy?There is also the Patriarch, the Patriarch is the main god enshrined in the Taoist temple, and the current statue is still a clay statue that has not been changed for decades!

Yang Miao managed to keep from crying, fearing that the gods would dream about it, so she gritted her teeth and ordered golden bodies for all the gods, and she was scolded in her heart.

The Great Demon King Ziwei really did not change his nature, and his schemes and schemes were repeated one after another. He must have been eyeing the millions he asked for from their family last time, and made him bleed in a different way!Otherwise, the amount would not be so accurate!

Poor him, is it easy to make some money, and I want to recruit a few more Taoist priests for the overall renovation of the Taoist temple, woo.

The author has something to say:

Yang Miao: I dare not quarrel in front of the gods, but I dare to quarrel with the gods!

感谢在2019-12-0605：49：21～2019-12-0705：08：12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Jiang Yuanze;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!