Emperor star descends to earth
Chapter 5 Fighting in the Eastern Suburbs
The old Taoist stepped forward with his left foot first, pointed at Ziwei with seals on his hands, and cursed sharply: "The Big Dipper is seven yuan, the spirit dominates the sky, the great sage of the sky, the majesty and glory, go up to the world, cut off the source of evil... The demon disappears, return to death and ascend to the immortal!"
After chanting a set of Big Dipper mantras, Ziwei could clearly see the starlight coming from nowhere descending on the old Taoist body, condensing into a line along the pointer of his seal formula, and directly attacking her face!
... Then he made a sharp ninety-degree turn, and the general brushed against the tip of his nose and dashed upwards, disappearing invisible.
The old Taoist couldn't see the starlight and ran away, but he could feel that his strength was suddenly full and lost. He frowned, stamped his feet, and formed a seal again: "Slay the demon and destroy the trace, return to death and ascend to the immortal!"
Once again, Xingguang still escaped without a trace like last time.
The old way: "Return to death and ascend to immortality! Ascension to immortality!"
Ziwei persuaded dumbly: "Don't go up... If you go up again, you will really become a fairy."
As the starlight came and disappeared repeatedly, several hairs on the old Taoist's head turned white unknowingly, and the star of life was no longer stable in the sky. I am afraid that this curse is at the cost of his vitality, and he cannot cast it recklessly.
The little Taoist Feng Qing also hurriedly stopped the master, saying: "Master, the store manager is really nice and not evil!"
"You dare to sell crooked astrolabe charms without a Taoist certificate. It's not a demon!" The old man blew his beard and stared, slapped the apprentice hard on the head, pulled him behind him, and whispered: "It must be!" The magical power of this monster blocked the perception between me and the patriarch. Feng Qing, hold him here for the sake of the teacher, run for your life, don't avenge me!"
And righteously said harsh words to Ziwei: "Bold and evil, I, Xu Changqing, will admit it when I was planted here today, and I, Ziwei's sect, will kill you one day!"
After hearing this, the little Taoist priest had tears in his eyes, and he looked at Master and Ziwei in embarrassment.
Ziwei, who had done nothing, was quite speechless looking at this old Taoist priest who played a lot.
He followed Liu Xiaobai and made up a lot of classic TV dramas.
As for Xu Changqing, isn't your lay wife's name Zixuan?
The two customers who stayed in the store couldn't help but giggle, and one of them quietly took out his mobile phone to take pictures and send them to Moments.
[Live broadcast of Xu Changqing angering the evil sword fairy, exciting! 】
[Wow, this Xu Changqing is so handsome, Xie Jianxian is a bit old, but his temperament is quite suitable! 】
[Look upstairs clearly, the one in Taoist uniform is Xu Changqing, and the handsome one is Xie Jianxian! 】
【! ! ! 】
However, in the store, the master and the apprentice staged a life and death parting, and the scene was once very embarrassing.
Until Changsheng came forward and showed the old Taoist something.
The old man opened his eyes suddenly.
Standing behind Changsheng, Ziwei couldn't see clearly, and when he got closer, Changsheng had already put the thing away, so he couldn't help asking: "What did you show him?"
Changsheng: "Taoist certificate."
Ziwei:? ? ?
The old Taoist just said that they dared to sell the astrolabe and talisman without a Taoist certificate. They must be evil spirits. Changsheng took out the Taoist certificate and slapped his face.
It can be regarded as solving Ziwei's doubts: No wonder the longevity will draw amulets, it turned out to be a Taoist priest.
Blame him for not asking about the details when abducting people.
Chang Sheng suddenly added: "I am a Taoist priest who can marry."
There are many kinds of Taoist priests. There are Taoist priests who practice in Taoist temples, and Taoist priests who practice at home. The latter cannot help marrying and eating alcohol and meat.
Zi Wei didn't understand why he had to specifically explain this point, figured out what he meant and said, "Then I'll introduce you to a girl in two days?"
I can't see that Changsheng is so anxious to marry a wife at such a young age.
Changsheng's face darkened: "...No need."
The old Taoist who was left aside by them was very unwilling, and when he learned that there were decent Taoist priests in this shop, he became even more annoyed, pointing at Changsheng and saying, "Since you are a fellow, why are you helping the evildoers?"
Chang Sheng turned his eyes slightly, and said indifferently: "Parctic Emperor Star has no apprentices."
The old Taoist blushed when he choked on his words.
The schools of Taoism are complicated, and after thousands of years of evolution, the identities of gods are often confused.Xu Changqing, who became a monk, enshrines the main god of Ziwei as Emperor Ziwei. For so many years, Tongpai has studied stargazing and Beidou talismans, and has long regarded Emperor Ziwei as the ancestor of his sect. There is indeed no master-student inheritance in the mortal world.It's good that Changsheng didn't say it out, but once he said it, it seemed that he was putting gold on his face, rushing to be the emperor's disciple and grandson, and he was not at all ashamed.
Ziwei doesn't know the twists and turns of Taoism, although she feels that Changsheng seems to be venting her anger, she doesn't quite understand it.
He was eager to solve the matter in front of him, and he didn't want to explain that he was not a monster.
In his opinion, there is no difference between slandering Liu Xiaobai and slandering him, so he couldn't help saying loudly: "Master Daoist, how do you want to stop?"
It is not in line with the temperament of the old Taoist to leave in such a disheveled manner, he put aside the support of his apprentice, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to fight with you! If you lose, you have to follow me back to Ziweiguan."
The demon law has effects on mortals, but after all, it is a crooked way, and there is no such thing as authentic talismans from other schools.Although Daoist Xu Changqing has a bad temper, he also has a heart to defend orthodoxy. Even if he risked his life, he must maintain the dignity of the Taoist sect.
And as long as the monster agrees to fight, even if the fellow daoists want to fight each other, they can't interfere too much.There are a lot of troubles left by monsters walking in the world, so it's better to go back to the temple with him to meditate.
Ziwei raised her eyebrows.
He could see that the lack of energy in this old way was at the end of the scull, but there were still people watching, he couldn't give in too much to confirm his reputation as a crooked way, and immediately said: "Yes, but it's too late, we We still have dinner, the outcome will be decided in one round, right?"
Ziwei is good at astrology, but he is not good at fighting, but he has a secret weapon and is not afraid.
The old man said: "Okay."
Ziwei made an inch of it: "You said that if I lose, I will go with you, so what if you lose?"
The old Taoist said sternly: "If I lose with all my life, I will be dealt with by you!"
A word came to Ziwei's mind: Empty words have no basis.
He hurriedly found a pen and paper from the cash register, drafted the agreement between the two parties, and called the old man to sign and press his fingerprint.
He said all the old sayings, and pressed his fingerprints with a straight face.
Ziwei: "The agreement must be accompanied by a copy of the ID card to be legally effective. The printer in our store has not arrived yet, so you deposit your ID card here first."
Old Daoist: …
The old man silently took out his ID card from his bag and gave it to him.
It was inconvenient to perform spells in the store, Ziwei closed the door and called a car at the intersection, stuffed the little Taoist priest and Changsheng, and the group of four went straight to the eastern suburbs.
——He very cunningly let the old man sit in the co-pilot and pay the seat.
As for the two onlookers driving behind in their cars, they ignored it.
When they arrived at the eastern suburbs, the sun was setting and the forest was dyed, and the wasteland outside was covered with orange light.
Ziwei stood still and waved her hands, signaling the old man to come first.
The old Taoist knew that he didn't have much strength left, he only wished to kill with one blow, and he didn't give in to the "monster". He stepped on the ground, held an ancient compass in his hand, and said in a hurry: "A roll of divine light mantra, the object is like the sky. Yes, when you recite the golden light mantra, all gods will bow their hands!...Ghosts and monsters are terrified, spirits and monsters die! I obey the Taishang Laojun as urgently as the law!"
It was actually the most powerful golden light curse in Taoism!
The golden light mantra is powerful and can be used for self-defense or against the enemy. With the blessing of the compass magic weapon in his hand, it is enough to drive away ghosts, kill evil spirits, and serve gods and generals!
There are pros and cons to everything, the spell is powerful, and the spiritual power required is as vast as the sea. After the old man cast the spell, his body quickly withered away, as if he had aged ten years in an instant, and a few strands of bright red blood overflowed from the corners of his lips. It is especially glaring against the background.
A little bit of psychic knowledge will reach the heavens, and the gods will arrive in an instant.
The coming of the gods is different from the starlight blessing, and has entities.Everyone present could see the burly and heroic figure emerging from the void.
The visitor is dressed in black with a black crown, holding an axe, a rope and other weapons, and riding a Kuilong.
It was this face that really made Zi Wei feel familiar.
The old Taoist didn't expect to be able to recruit this man, so he couldn't help but wiped the blood from his mouth and tremblingly said: "Master Tianpeng, quickly help the poor Taoist to accept this evildoer!"
As soon as the canopy fell to the ground, seeing Ziwei on the opposite side, he shuddered first, and then saw Changsheng standing behind him, and immediately became as cowardly as Bajie.
The two immediate bosses are here, what do you charge?Wasn't he beaten bad enough last time? !
However, running away like this would be a pity for the old Taoist who took the effort to summon him, and it would even damage his immortal name. Tianpeng slowly turned his head and said: "Well, I was in a hurry to return the clothes after drying them. First, go back first." .”
After that, he rode Kuilong to the sky and went faster than when he came.
Old Daoist: ? ? ?
Ziwei didn't recognize the canopy, she sighed in her heart that she was lucky, it was easier for him to do too much, and said with a smile: "It's my turn?"
The old man wanted to vomit blood again.
He had no choice but to be unlucky, and he didn't know what the monster was up to, but the worst thing would be death. He regarded death as home and said, "Please, I will accompany you to the end."
Ziwei didn't step on the steps, didn't make fingerprints, he didn't even bring out the yellow paper, and the only spells he knew were crooked talismans that were criticized by Changsheng.
He cleared his throat and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Call the 444 police hotline. I'm next to the Dongjiao National Highway. Please transfer to the Ming police No. 0721. Help me, big brother! Someone wants to fuck me!"
Old way:? ? ? ? ? ?
What is the 444 alarm hotline? !Simply unheard of!
Changsheng: ...
When he heard the word "fuck me", his ears turned red quietly.
As soon as Ziwei's voice fell, the cold female voice sounded as expected: "I have transferred to the Tongcheng office for you, the underworld police No. 0721 has been transferred, and the underworld police No. 0888 is leading the team to the scene. Countdown, five, four, three ..."
When the countdown reached "one", a dozen or so ghosts in uniform appeared on the open wasteland.
The one in the lead had a number plate 0888, and his eyes were huge, as if they could fall out of their sockets at any time.
He walked up to Ziwei quickly, shook his hand warmly and greeted him: "But big brother Ziwei? Master Wang has been promoted! Before he leaves, please ask us to take care of you. No, I will give you the special police hotline for ghosts." The VIP channel is open. If you have anything to do, just say hello! Mr. Wang’s brother is our own family! There is no charge!"
Ziwei was amazed by Wang Ming's speed of promotion, and he had no time to inquire at this moment, so he pointed at him and said: "Thank you, Brothers of the Underworld Police, for helping me convince him."
Police No. 0888: "Come on! Brothers! Go!"
The old man's complexion changed drastically.
These ghosts have cultivated into entities, and there are too many of them, how can he deal with them!I'm afraid he really has to confess!
Birds of a feather flock together, demons and ghosts collude, and the world is ruined!
Little Taoist Feng Qing didn't expect the situation to be so one-sided, and he didn't care about the rules of non-interference in one-on-one fighting, so he was about to protect his master with a trembling body.
Unexpectedly, the ghost police didn't intend to use force, and halfway through the run, they transformed into figures, and all of them turned into fair-skinned, beautiful, and scantily clad girls. They rushed towards the old man with coquettish laughter, and instantly overwhelmed his thin body. figure.
"Brother, why don't you play with me~"
"What's the meaning of cultivating the Tao? Come on, be happy."
"Brother, look at my chest is not soft~"
"Wow! Brother, you are so handsome even when you spray nosebleeds! Hee hee..."
Feng Qing stayed in the middle of the road, his face flushed, he didn't know where to put his hands, and he looked at Zi Wei stiffly and helplessly.
Ziwei is also very scary.
Tsk, how could he have guessed that these underworld policemen were so flamboyant.
I saw the old Taoist tremblingly stretching out a hand from a pile of white "girls", shaking it weakly: "I, I admit defeat..."
Xu Changqing lived to be 60 years old and was still an old boy. He had never seen such a battle before.
Terrible, scarier than death!
Ziwei coughed twice: "...it's alright, brothers have worked hard."
After receiving the order, the underworld police all changed back to their original appearance in unison.
The girl who was holding her tenderly around her neck suddenly turned into a heartbroken ghost, and her bloody intestines rubbed against the old man's chest. The old man felt that he had entered another hell, and he almost couldn't bear his breath.
Police No. 0888 led his subordinates to bid farewell to Ziwei: "Then we're done, big brother come to our office to play when you have time! It's very close, just across the street from Seven Star Plaza."
Ziwei said without changing his face: "It must be. I will burn the ingots for you later."
A group of underworld policemen said "No, no, no, no, no, no, no" and hurriedly withdrew.
The old Taoist has long been limp on the ground, exhaling more air than inhaling, and the little Taoist is busy pinching him to prevent him from fainting.
Ziwei felt sorry.
He didn't intend to torment the old man, but this old man is really stubborn, and there is no better way.
Ziwei walked to the old Taoist slowly, "Is the Taoist priest convinced?"
The Taoist priest was not convinced, but the Taoist priest had lost all face in his life, so he had the nerve to be stubborn, and just said: "But follow orders."
He figured it out, the enemy had the upper hand and didn't put him to death. Even though this young man was a monster, he was not bad at heart, he was preconceived.
Zi Wei tilted her head and said with a smile: "Then the Taoist priest will work hard for me for a few months."
He had thought about it a long time ago, to do the business of exorcising ghosts and transporting luck, he had to be a professional.Since Daoist Xu is able to run a dojo, and his spells are so ingenious, with him around, their customer accumulation must be very fast.
Well, although Changsheng is also a Taoist priest, but Changsheng is so handsome, even if he wears a Taoist robe, he will be questioned as an actor, so he can't keep showing his Taoist certificate to others, right?
Working for a monster, in the old way's eyes, is simply a humiliation.
But at this time, he can only accept the bet and nod: "I accept."
Ziwei emphasized: "There is no salary, and our house is full. You and Fengqing have to find a place to live by yourself without reimbursement."
The old man said: "...Okay."
Changsheng didn't interrupt the whole process, just watched them fight silently, and called a car for everyone's mobile phone at the end.
He has a lot on his mind.Fortunately, Changsheng is not a talkative person, otherwise he would have to complain until next year.
To a certain extent, the nature of Lao Dao's work has not changed, he is still working for his "father", and it is even closer.
It's just that neither party knows.
Several years later, Xu Changqing, who learned the truth, never stopped bragging about this glorious past with his apprentices and grandchildren.
The author has something to say:
Daoist: Patriarch is not serious at all!
Ziwei: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!Who is your grandfather!
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Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 kitten;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
After chanting a set of Big Dipper mantras, Ziwei could clearly see the starlight coming from nowhere descending on the old Taoist body, condensing into a line along the pointer of his seal formula, and directly attacking her face!
... Then he made a sharp ninety-degree turn, and the general brushed against the tip of his nose and dashed upwards, disappearing invisible.
The old Taoist couldn't see the starlight and ran away, but he could feel that his strength was suddenly full and lost. He frowned, stamped his feet, and formed a seal again: "Slay the demon and destroy the trace, return to death and ascend to the immortal!"
Once again, Xingguang still escaped without a trace like last time.
The old way: "Return to death and ascend to immortality! Ascension to immortality!"
Ziwei persuaded dumbly: "Don't go up... If you go up again, you will really become a fairy."
As the starlight came and disappeared repeatedly, several hairs on the old Taoist's head turned white unknowingly, and the star of life was no longer stable in the sky. I am afraid that this curse is at the cost of his vitality, and he cannot cast it recklessly.
The little Taoist Feng Qing also hurriedly stopped the master, saying: "Master, the store manager is really nice and not evil!"
"You dare to sell crooked astrolabe charms without a Taoist certificate. It's not a demon!" The old man blew his beard and stared, slapped the apprentice hard on the head, pulled him behind him, and whispered: "It must be!" The magical power of this monster blocked the perception between me and the patriarch. Feng Qing, hold him here for the sake of the teacher, run for your life, don't avenge me!"
And righteously said harsh words to Ziwei: "Bold and evil, I, Xu Changqing, will admit it when I was planted here today, and I, Ziwei's sect, will kill you one day!"
After hearing this, the little Taoist priest had tears in his eyes, and he looked at Master and Ziwei in embarrassment.
Ziwei, who had done nothing, was quite speechless looking at this old Taoist priest who played a lot.
He followed Liu Xiaobai and made up a lot of classic TV dramas.
As for Xu Changqing, isn't your lay wife's name Zixuan?
The two customers who stayed in the store couldn't help but giggle, and one of them quietly took out his mobile phone to take pictures and send them to Moments.
[Live broadcast of Xu Changqing angering the evil sword fairy, exciting! 】
[Wow, this Xu Changqing is so handsome, Xie Jianxian is a bit old, but his temperament is quite suitable! 】
[Look upstairs clearly, the one in Taoist uniform is Xu Changqing, and the handsome one is Xie Jianxian! 】
【! ! ! 】
However, in the store, the master and the apprentice staged a life and death parting, and the scene was once very embarrassing.
Until Changsheng came forward and showed the old Taoist something.
The old man opened his eyes suddenly.
Standing behind Changsheng, Ziwei couldn't see clearly, and when he got closer, Changsheng had already put the thing away, so he couldn't help asking: "What did you show him?"
Changsheng: "Taoist certificate."
Ziwei:? ? ?
The old Taoist just said that they dared to sell the astrolabe and talisman without a Taoist certificate. They must be evil spirits. Changsheng took out the Taoist certificate and slapped his face.
It can be regarded as solving Ziwei's doubts: No wonder the longevity will draw amulets, it turned out to be a Taoist priest.
Blame him for not asking about the details when abducting people.
Chang Sheng suddenly added: "I am a Taoist priest who can marry."
There are many kinds of Taoist priests. There are Taoist priests who practice in Taoist temples, and Taoist priests who practice at home. The latter cannot help marrying and eating alcohol and meat.
Zi Wei didn't understand why he had to specifically explain this point, figured out what he meant and said, "Then I'll introduce you to a girl in two days?"
I can't see that Changsheng is so anxious to marry a wife at such a young age.
Changsheng's face darkened: "...No need."
The old Taoist who was left aside by them was very unwilling, and when he learned that there were decent Taoist priests in this shop, he became even more annoyed, pointing at Changsheng and saying, "Since you are a fellow, why are you helping the evildoers?"
Chang Sheng turned his eyes slightly, and said indifferently: "Parctic Emperor Star has no apprentices."
The old Taoist blushed when he choked on his words.
The schools of Taoism are complicated, and after thousands of years of evolution, the identities of gods are often confused.Xu Changqing, who became a monk, enshrines the main god of Ziwei as Emperor Ziwei. For so many years, Tongpai has studied stargazing and Beidou talismans, and has long regarded Emperor Ziwei as the ancestor of his sect. There is indeed no master-student inheritance in the mortal world.It's good that Changsheng didn't say it out, but once he said it, it seemed that he was putting gold on his face, rushing to be the emperor's disciple and grandson, and he was not at all ashamed.
Ziwei doesn't know the twists and turns of Taoism, although she feels that Changsheng seems to be venting her anger, she doesn't quite understand it.
He was eager to solve the matter in front of him, and he didn't want to explain that he was not a monster.
In his opinion, there is no difference between slandering Liu Xiaobai and slandering him, so he couldn't help saying loudly: "Master Daoist, how do you want to stop?"
It is not in line with the temperament of the old Taoist to leave in such a disheveled manner, he put aside the support of his apprentice, gritted his teeth and said: "I want to fight with you! If you lose, you have to follow me back to Ziweiguan."
The demon law has effects on mortals, but after all, it is a crooked way, and there is no such thing as authentic talismans from other schools.Although Daoist Xu Changqing has a bad temper, he also has a heart to defend orthodoxy. Even if he risked his life, he must maintain the dignity of the Taoist sect.
And as long as the monster agrees to fight, even if the fellow daoists want to fight each other, they can't interfere too much.There are a lot of troubles left by monsters walking in the world, so it's better to go back to the temple with him to meditate.
Ziwei raised her eyebrows.
He could see that the lack of energy in this old way was at the end of the scull, but there were still people watching, he couldn't give in too much to confirm his reputation as a crooked way, and immediately said: "Yes, but it's too late, we We still have dinner, the outcome will be decided in one round, right?"
Ziwei is good at astrology, but he is not good at fighting, but he has a secret weapon and is not afraid.
The old man said: "Okay."
Ziwei made an inch of it: "You said that if I lose, I will go with you, so what if you lose?"
The old Taoist said sternly: "If I lose with all my life, I will be dealt with by you!"
A word came to Ziwei's mind: Empty words have no basis.
He hurriedly found a pen and paper from the cash register, drafted the agreement between the two parties, and called the old man to sign and press his fingerprint.
He said all the old sayings, and pressed his fingerprints with a straight face.
Ziwei: "The agreement must be accompanied by a copy of the ID card to be legally effective. The printer in our store has not arrived yet, so you deposit your ID card here first."
Old Daoist: …
The old man silently took out his ID card from his bag and gave it to him.
It was inconvenient to perform spells in the store, Ziwei closed the door and called a car at the intersection, stuffed the little Taoist priest and Changsheng, and the group of four went straight to the eastern suburbs.
——He very cunningly let the old man sit in the co-pilot and pay the seat.
As for the two onlookers driving behind in their cars, they ignored it.
When they arrived at the eastern suburbs, the sun was setting and the forest was dyed, and the wasteland outside was covered with orange light.
Ziwei stood still and waved her hands, signaling the old man to come first.
The old Taoist knew that he didn't have much strength left, he only wished to kill with one blow, and he didn't give in to the "monster". He stepped on the ground, held an ancient compass in his hand, and said in a hurry: "A roll of divine light mantra, the object is like the sky. Yes, when you recite the golden light mantra, all gods will bow their hands!...Ghosts and monsters are terrified, spirits and monsters die! I obey the Taishang Laojun as urgently as the law!"
It was actually the most powerful golden light curse in Taoism!
The golden light mantra is powerful and can be used for self-defense or against the enemy. With the blessing of the compass magic weapon in his hand, it is enough to drive away ghosts, kill evil spirits, and serve gods and generals!
There are pros and cons to everything, the spell is powerful, and the spiritual power required is as vast as the sea. After the old man cast the spell, his body quickly withered away, as if he had aged ten years in an instant, and a few strands of bright red blood overflowed from the corners of his lips. It is especially glaring against the background.
A little bit of psychic knowledge will reach the heavens, and the gods will arrive in an instant.
The coming of the gods is different from the starlight blessing, and has entities.Everyone present could see the burly and heroic figure emerging from the void.
The visitor is dressed in black with a black crown, holding an axe, a rope and other weapons, and riding a Kuilong.
It was this face that really made Zi Wei feel familiar.
The old Taoist didn't expect to be able to recruit this man, so he couldn't help but wiped the blood from his mouth and tremblingly said: "Master Tianpeng, quickly help the poor Taoist to accept this evildoer!"
As soon as the canopy fell to the ground, seeing Ziwei on the opposite side, he shuddered first, and then saw Changsheng standing behind him, and immediately became as cowardly as Bajie.
The two immediate bosses are here, what do you charge?Wasn't he beaten bad enough last time? !
However, running away like this would be a pity for the old Taoist who took the effort to summon him, and it would even damage his immortal name. Tianpeng slowly turned his head and said: "Well, I was in a hurry to return the clothes after drying them. First, go back first." .”
After that, he rode Kuilong to the sky and went faster than when he came.
Old Daoist: ? ? ?
Ziwei didn't recognize the canopy, she sighed in her heart that she was lucky, it was easier for him to do too much, and said with a smile: "It's my turn?"
The old man wanted to vomit blood again.
He had no choice but to be unlucky, and he didn't know what the monster was up to, but the worst thing would be death. He regarded death as home and said, "Please, I will accompany you to the end."
Ziwei didn't step on the steps, didn't make fingerprints, he didn't even bring out the yellow paper, and the only spells he knew were crooked talismans that were criticized by Changsheng.
He cleared his throat and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Call the 444 police hotline. I'm next to the Dongjiao National Highway. Please transfer to the Ming police No. 0721. Help me, big brother! Someone wants to fuck me!"
Old way:? ? ? ? ? ?
What is the 444 alarm hotline? !Simply unheard of!
Changsheng: ...
When he heard the word "fuck me", his ears turned red quietly.
As soon as Ziwei's voice fell, the cold female voice sounded as expected: "I have transferred to the Tongcheng office for you, the underworld police No. 0721 has been transferred, and the underworld police No. 0888 is leading the team to the scene. Countdown, five, four, three ..."
When the countdown reached "one", a dozen or so ghosts in uniform appeared on the open wasteland.
The one in the lead had a number plate 0888, and his eyes were huge, as if they could fall out of their sockets at any time.
He walked up to Ziwei quickly, shook his hand warmly and greeted him: "But big brother Ziwei? Master Wang has been promoted! Before he leaves, please ask us to take care of you. No, I will give you the special police hotline for ghosts." The VIP channel is open. If you have anything to do, just say hello! Mr. Wang’s brother is our own family! There is no charge!"
Ziwei was amazed by Wang Ming's speed of promotion, and he had no time to inquire at this moment, so he pointed at him and said: "Thank you, Brothers of the Underworld Police, for helping me convince him."
Police No. 0888: "Come on! Brothers! Go!"
The old man's complexion changed drastically.
These ghosts have cultivated into entities, and there are too many of them, how can he deal with them!I'm afraid he really has to confess!
Birds of a feather flock together, demons and ghosts collude, and the world is ruined!
Little Taoist Feng Qing didn't expect the situation to be so one-sided, and he didn't care about the rules of non-interference in one-on-one fighting, so he was about to protect his master with a trembling body.
Unexpectedly, the ghost police didn't intend to use force, and halfway through the run, they transformed into figures, and all of them turned into fair-skinned, beautiful, and scantily clad girls. They rushed towards the old man with coquettish laughter, and instantly overwhelmed his thin body. figure.
"Brother, why don't you play with me~"
"What's the meaning of cultivating the Tao? Come on, be happy."
"Brother, look at my chest is not soft~"
"Wow! Brother, you are so handsome even when you spray nosebleeds! Hee hee..."
Feng Qing stayed in the middle of the road, his face flushed, he didn't know where to put his hands, and he looked at Zi Wei stiffly and helplessly.
Ziwei is also very scary.
Tsk, how could he have guessed that these underworld policemen were so flamboyant.
I saw the old Taoist tremblingly stretching out a hand from a pile of white "girls", shaking it weakly: "I, I admit defeat..."
Xu Changqing lived to be 60 years old and was still an old boy. He had never seen such a battle before.
Terrible, scarier than death!
Ziwei coughed twice: "...it's alright, brothers have worked hard."
After receiving the order, the underworld police all changed back to their original appearance in unison.
The girl who was holding her tenderly around her neck suddenly turned into a heartbroken ghost, and her bloody intestines rubbed against the old man's chest. The old man felt that he had entered another hell, and he almost couldn't bear his breath.
Police No. 0888 led his subordinates to bid farewell to Ziwei: "Then we're done, big brother come to our office to play when you have time! It's very close, just across the street from Seven Star Plaza."
Ziwei said without changing his face: "It must be. I will burn the ingots for you later."
A group of underworld policemen said "No, no, no, no, no, no, no" and hurriedly withdrew.
The old Taoist has long been limp on the ground, exhaling more air than inhaling, and the little Taoist is busy pinching him to prevent him from fainting.
Ziwei felt sorry.
He didn't intend to torment the old man, but this old man is really stubborn, and there is no better way.
Ziwei walked to the old Taoist slowly, "Is the Taoist priest convinced?"
The Taoist priest was not convinced, but the Taoist priest had lost all face in his life, so he had the nerve to be stubborn, and just said: "But follow orders."
He figured it out, the enemy had the upper hand and didn't put him to death. Even though this young man was a monster, he was not bad at heart, he was preconceived.
Zi Wei tilted her head and said with a smile: "Then the Taoist priest will work hard for me for a few months."
He had thought about it a long time ago, to do the business of exorcising ghosts and transporting luck, he had to be a professional.Since Daoist Xu is able to run a dojo, and his spells are so ingenious, with him around, their customer accumulation must be very fast.
Well, although Changsheng is also a Taoist priest, but Changsheng is so handsome, even if he wears a Taoist robe, he will be questioned as an actor, so he can't keep showing his Taoist certificate to others, right?
Working for a monster, in the old way's eyes, is simply a humiliation.
But at this time, he can only accept the bet and nod: "I accept."
Ziwei emphasized: "There is no salary, and our house is full. You and Fengqing have to find a place to live by yourself without reimbursement."
The old man said: "...Okay."
Changsheng didn't interrupt the whole process, just watched them fight silently, and called a car for everyone's mobile phone at the end.
He has a lot on his mind.Fortunately, Changsheng is not a talkative person, otherwise he would have to complain until next year.
To a certain extent, the nature of Lao Dao's work has not changed, he is still working for his "father", and it is even closer.
It's just that neither party knows.
Several years later, Xu Changqing, who learned the truth, never stopped bragging about this glorious past with his apprentices and grandchildren.
The author has something to say:
Daoist: Patriarch is not serious at all!
Ziwei: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!Who is your grandfather!
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Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: 1 kitten;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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