Emperor star descends to earth

Canopy hesitated.

On one side is a warm house with food, on the other side is a desolate and cold road...

Woo, how much is face worth, can I eat it?

He followed behind Ziwei with a red face, and begged again and again: "Second brother, you can't tell others that I am Tianpeng."

He didn't want to reveal his identity and Ziwei didn't look into it carefully, so he nodded and led him upstairs through the customers in twos and threes in the store.

Seeing Ziwei brought a stranger back, Xiaobai pulled Yuanyuan and whispered: "This person looks familiar, but why can't I remember where I met him?"

Yuanyuan drooped her eyelids, pointed to the small statue of the canopy Zhenjun placed on the counter and said, "You mean him, right?"

Xiaobai looked at the statue, recalled the appearance of the slovenly man who just went upstairs, and shook his head very positively, "How is it possible, that person is not at all like Tianpeng Zhenjun, who is as cool as Tianpeng Zhenjun!"

Yuanyuan: ...

Why did he have expectations for Xiaobai's IQ?

As soon as I entered the air-conditioned place, the warm wind caressed my face, and the canopy was so moved that I almost shed tears again.

"Let's eat." Ziwei heated up a plate of leftover fried chicken for him at noon, "You will take a shower first after eating? I'll go to the shopping mall next door to buy some clothes for you, will the water heater work?"

Canopy nodded sharply while he was gobbling, swallowed a mouthful of chicken, and praised sincerely: "Second brother, you are so kind!"

Ziwei was surprised to hear him call her second brother along the way, and asked with a smile, "Why does Zhenjun call me second brother?"

Worshiping the top of the mountain should also be called big brother.

The canopy almost choked on the food, and when he thought of "the reason why Ziwei descended to earth", he felt that if he told the truth, he would definitely throw him out, so he made up a lame excuse, and said vaguely: "This is not something you have in the world. The underworld, I'm afraid that the police will be called in by shouting."

Ziwei almost believed this ridiculous reason, and said speechlessly: "The real gentleman should call me by my name, my name is Ziwei."

Calling the second brother always seems to be talking yellow.

Canopy nodded with difficulty, making up his mind to listen to what other people were shouting.How dare he call Di Xing by his name, if the Emperor Changsheng hears about it, he won't be struck by a thunderbolt, since he doesn't have a divine body now, so he won't be able to withstand the blow.

"The bathroom is on the right. If I haven't come back after you finish washing, please wear my bathrobe first. The light blue one. If you are sleepy, you can go to my room to sleep. This is the only one." went downstairs.

Fortunately, Tianpeng came at this time, and he had enough pocket money to have the capital to show kindness. If he came a few days earlier, he could only be driven to the warehouse to live with the ghost workers.

Let's say that Tianpeng ate the fried chicken contentedly, went to take a shower with a full belch, and met Daochang Xu who was sitting on the toilet as soon as he opened the bathroom door.

Daoist Xu pulled the towel to cover his legs in horror: "Who are you!!"

rogue!abnormal!shameless!Peeping at the old man going to the toilet!

Canopy: ...

Tianpeng recognized him as Daoist Xu from Ziwei at a glance, and he was more panicked than him, pulling his ragged clothes to cover his face, "I am a homeless man picked up by Ziwei!"

Daoist Xu felt that the voice and the claim were very familiar, and thought about it: "...Tianpeng Zhenjun?"

Canopy's heart beat faster.

"I'm not! You misidentified the fairy! I...my name is Bian..." Tianpeng paused, no, I can't say my real name, people don't know that his believers don't know his real name Bian Zhuang, a fire flashed in his head, He twisted his face and said, "My name is Zhu Wuneng!"

Xu Daochang's mouth twitched.

Zhu Wuneng... why don't you just say your name is Bajie?

This appearance, this voice, although there is no armor mount, but it is clearly their Tianpeng Zhenjun!

However, Tianpeng Zhenjun has such a bad temper, and he hates people to associate him with Bajie the most in his life. He will definitely not say that his name is Zhu Wuneng. It is probably just a mortal who looks like him, and his name is also a coincidence.

Daoist Xu nodded, "Okay, I understand, you go out first."

When did the canopy give believers such support?Glaring, he said with a stern face: "I want to take a bath, and if I want to go out, you will go out!"

He couldn't bear the oily mess all over his body for a moment.

Dao Xu growled angrily at the homeless man with a sick mind: "How can you wipe your ass if you don't go out!"

Canopy: ...

Canopy exited the bathroom and wiped his face silently.

Forget it, let's just sell face to the believers. After all, Daoist Xu has been diligent in enshrining him for so many years.

It took a while for Daoist Xu to walk out of the bathroom.

Tianpeng's brain is still quite active, thinking that he can't reveal his identity now that he is living under the fence, let go of his arrogance and establish a friendly relationship with this old Taoist, and it will be easier to get along with him in the future, and said stiffly: "This Taoist priest, do you have hemorrhoids? I have something to do ..."

"You have hemorrhoids! Your whole family has hemorrhoids!" Daoist Xu was poked at the sore spot, cursed loudly, and went downstairs without looking back.

He decided that when he saw the store manager, he must persuade him to send this homeless man away.

The canopy is also very angry.

What's the matter with this believer? Didn't you still worship God in the Four Holy Temples to bless the hemorrhoids?Oh, liar!

He closed the door angrily and took a shower, letting the hot water wash away all his injustices.

Ah, why worry, only take a bath.Ordinary people are not good at anything else, and the ability in this area can even be admired by gods.

The skin in the canopy was wrinkled before turning off the water reluctantly.Sure enough, Ziwei hadn't come back yet, so he found the blue bathrobe on the shelf and put it on first.

Ziwei is tall, but not as tall as the canopy. He is also thin, and the bathrobe wraps around him like a vest.Fortunately, the room is not cold, the canopy yawned comfortably, and he missed his cloud bed. He had been wandering for so long and hadn't had a good night's sleep. Go to Ziwei's room to sleep.

When I opened the door, I met someone again.

This face is indifferent yet noble, indifferent yet majestic, alienated yet angry...

Hey, why is the Emperor Changsheng angry?Well, it certainly wasn't about him anyway.

Tianpeng pointed at himself with both hands, and said incoherently: "Lei Zu, it's me, I finally saw you!"

Meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land is nothing, meeting a boss in the world is great joy, Lei Zu must have a way to help him return to the god position here!

Chang Sheng said coldly, "Take it off."

Canopy: ?

Changsheng said every word: "Take off the bathrobe."

Canopy:! ! !

Tianpeng covered his chest shyly, and said in fear: "Leizu, what are you going to do to me! Dixing will be back soon! Even... I won't be a mistress!"

It happened that Ziwei came back with her clothes, seeing the situation, she was a little confused, "What's wrong with you?"

Seeing that the savior was coming, Tianpeng quickly hid behind him, and the five-year-old man turned into a young daughter-in-law in an instant, shrinking his head and shouting: "Second brother save me, he wants to use force on me, he misses me!"

Ziwei:! ! !

Ziwei looked at Changsheng dumbfounded: "How are you?"

Didn't Changsheng want to marry a wife? Why is he suddenly going to have sex?The taste is so unique.

Changsheng: ...

Changsheng couldn't argue with his words, wishing he could just drop the thunder and kill the canopy.

Five minutes later, Canopy and Changsheng, who had changed their clothes, each sat on the sofa. Canopy was terribly afraid of him, and his tall and strong body curled up and shrank.

Ziwei said: "You two have something to talk about, I'll go to the shop to help first."

He also gave a special warning to Changsheng: "He used to be a god anyway, if you really like it, you can't force it, be gentle."

Changsheng's face was so dark that it was about to drip, and he wanted to strike lightning again.

After Ziwei left, he said coldly: "Why are you here?"

Also lost all power.

Tianpeng tremblingly repeated what he had said to Ziwei.

But he was much more cautious with Changsheng than with Ziwei, and he didn't dare to say that he was thrown down while sleeping.After following these two bosses for so many years, he somewhat understands them. Dixing is kind enough to tell the truth, but Lei Zumo is a little unreasonable.

Changsheng frowned.

Although the Taoist sect has declined, immortals who are dedicated to their duties like a canopy and have a reputation and worship should not be deprived of their gods.And although Tianpeng has always been reluctant to be associated with "Journey to the West", that great work undoubtedly gave him a lot of faith among the people.

To believe is to believe.

"Do you know which immortals have come to the mortal world?"

Tianpeng thought about it carefully, "Ge Hong is also in Tongcheng. When I came from Xinjiang, I met Marshal Yin. He said that the Big Dipper had also come down, and it seemed to be at the North Pole. I don't know the rest."

Changsheng suddenly stood up.

Leaving aside Ge Hong, he is an Earth Immortal who has been addicted to alchemy for so many years and has never performed his duties. However, no matter Yin Jiao or the Big Dipper, they should not be sent to the lower realm like Tianpeng.

"Where is Yinjiao?"

"Oh, I met him in Hedong Province. He raises pigs in a pig farm. His monthly salary is [-], which is very nourishing!"

Changsheng: ………

The dignified Leibu 36 will raise pigs in a pig farm called nourishing?

Things were much worse than he expected.

The canopy is full and has new clothes to wear. Compared with the hunger and cold before, I don’t know how much better it is. I still have the thought to ask the old leader: "Leizu, shall we go to the North Pole to fish for the Big Dipper? You can still use your supernatural power now." No?"

Canopy compares his heart to his heart, he can't stand the cold even in the subtropical zone, don't let the Big Dipper be frozen into icicles, let Dixing know that he has to die because he is his own brother.

Changsheng nodded slightly.

He went down to earth in an incarnation, and his body is sitting in the Shenxiao Palace for retreat. It's time to go back.

Changsheng said lightly: "You are here to take care of Ziwei. Tell him about me... just say that I'm home."

Canopy nodded foolishly.

After Changsheng left, he realized belatedly that Lei Zu hadn't explained to him why he asked him to take off his clothes!

Sigh, did you fall in love with him, woo.

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Then Changsheng fished out six lumps of ice lumps from the North Pole. (error

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