Emperor star descends to earth

In the Ziwei Palace in the middle of the North Pole, the stars are shining, the mist is misty, and there are hidden fairy music in it.

The Big Dipper works here.

Po Junxing stared at the water mirror in his hand in disbelief. He had stayed up for several nights, his eyes were already red and there were thick dark circles around them, "How could it be possible to fail again!!!"

Wu Qu, who was wiping his sword next to him, stretched his head and glanced at the water mirror, and patted him on the shoulder with his free hand: "My condolences."

The most tempered Jumen comforted Pojun a few words, and asked curiously, "What have you done?"

Po Jun's hands hang down weakly, and the water mirror falls to the ground, turning into a puddle of clear water with a thud, which barely wets the official documents piled on the ground, causing Lian Zhen to frown.

He saw Po Jun's absent-minded appearance, fluttering as if a gust of wind could blow him down, so he forcibly held back without training.

"What did I do? Heh..." Po Jun's voice was extremely hollow, accompanied by nervous and shrill laughter.

The star officials were taken aback by Po Jun's state, and quickly surrounded him, for fear that he would go crazy and blow up Ziwei Palace again.

Po Jun stood there precariously, his red eyes swept across the stars, resentment and unwillingness gradually surfaced on his face.

"At the beginning, I tricked a wanted criminal to kill him, in case he found out and cut off that piece of wire."

Jumen cupped his face and said: "This idea is very good."

"What a fart!" Po Jun yelled, "The wanted criminal stepped on the wire and was electrocuted to death before he even got in front of him!"

Giant Gate: ...

Po Jun let out a foul breath, and continued: "I changed the second trick, blinding his eyes when he was crossing the road, and turning the red light into a green light along the way."

Lian Zhen knew a lot about the mortal world, nodded and said, "The death rate from traffic accidents in the mortal world is indeed very high now."

Po Jun looked at him quietly, "Yeah, but the law has just been updated, and three points will be deducted for being rude to pedestrians and you will be fined, so you don't dare to drive without a car."

Lian Zhen: ...

Po Jun's chest trembled slightly: "The target is him, of course I won't take it lightly. So I scouted his daily route and finally found that a sewer manhole cover he must pass was loose, so I put a God soldiers!"

Tanlang stroked his chin, clicked his tongue and said, "This way of death, he will trouble you when he comes back, right?"

Lu Cun shook his head: "It must have failed, otherwise Po Jun wouldn't be so upset."

Po Jun said in desperation: "He just turned the corner when someone stole the manhole cover! He even donated the three-pointed knife to the museum. I didn't have time to take it back. Now I don't know what to give Er Gouzi to pay for it!! "

Everyone: emmm...so just use an ordinary kitchen knife. Why did you borrow the three-headed Jiao from Erlangshen?

Po Jun continued to narrate his tragic experience.

"I put poisonous snakes on his bed!"

"...As a result, he didn't have an air conditioner, and the snake fainted from the heat, and he made soup."

"I coaxed Deng Bowen to strike him with lightning again!"

"...Just in time for the artificial rain, the thunderbolt bounced off more than half of the rain bomb, and Deng Bowen lay down for three days."

"There is also poisoning! Falling objects! Electric shock! Fire! Virus infection! I have tried all the ultimate moves that will not harm innocent people!"

"He has nothing to do! I even lost half of my mana to the backlash!"

At the end, Po Jun thumped the ground and cried loudly, "What crime did I do!!"

Wen Quxing yawned, as if he thought he was mentally retarded, and wanted to leave.

Po Jun rushed over and hugged his calf, and said loudly: "If he can't die, he won't be able to return to his position. No one will criticize your reincarnation as Liu Dazhuang in Datuozi Village. If you miss the time, you will be held accountable!"

Among the stars in the sky, Wen Qu has the highest IQ. If he doesn't help, no one can help.

Wen Quxing, who didn't want to be reincarnated in the first place, was having fun in his heart, and said with a smile: "Dereliction of duty is also his problem, and it has nothing to do with me. Go."

Po Jun refused to let go: "Wen Qu! Think clearly! It is said that he ran down to earth after sleeping with someone, and the face of the whole Ziwei Palace will be lost together! Also! Have you forgotten the regulations!"

These words finally touched the weakness of the stars.

It's not about the man messing around with men and women, but the latest "Tianting Management Regulations 620th Edition" stipulates that immortals will be imprisoned with their colleagues without reporting their real bodies. Once they are discovered, the entire department will be arrested Performed a striptease at the first Pantao Conference.

Wen Qu didn't want to striptease in full view, and the rest of the star officials suddenly remembered that there was still this trouble, and panicked.

Mr. Big Dipper sat in a circle on the floor, and Lian Zhen was in charge of taking the minutes of the meeting.

Wen Qu: "Although he has no power now, his luck has not diminished in real life. So Po Jun, the reason for your failure is that there are too many avoidable loopholes in your plan."

Po Jun wanted to refute, but he was also afraid that if he attacked Wen Qu, he would lose his job, so he rarely complained tactfully: "There is no foolproof murder plan in the world."

Wen Qu: "But there is the most direct way."

All the star officials waited for their opinions.

Wen Qu squinted his eyes and snapped his fingers, and shouted out the door: "Bajie?"

Within three seconds, Tianpeng Zhenjun ran in angrily and shouted, "Don't call me Bajie!"

Since the publication of "Journey to the West", he has been ridiculed in heaven and earth for hundreds of years, and this nickname cannot be removed no matter what.

You are Bajie!You are all pig heads!

Wen Qu has a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, but in his heart he is determined not to change.Tianpeng Zhenjun is the head of the four sages in the North Pole, his eyes are higher than the top, and he can't do anything except those few people, only he called "Bajie" came the fastest.

He said: "True Monarch, help me go to the mortal world and cut someone down?"

Tianpeng Zhenjun is the head of the Lei Department, and he has the duty of patrolling the world to punish evil, Yanxiang and eliminate misfortune, which is more convenient than them.

After hearing this, Tianpeng waved his hands again and again: "Human? No way. I won't do anything that violates the regulations."

Wen Qu said calmly, "It's not against the regulations to chop him up."

"Who?"

"Emperor Star."

Tianpeng suspected that he had heard wrong, his eyes widened, "Who are you talking about?"

"Dixing, the master of Ziwei Palace, Zhongtian Ziwei North Pole Emperor, my second brother. He really descended to the mortal world."

"........."

Three hours later, Tianpeng came back with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

His roar almost toppled the roof of Ziwei Palace.

"Which idiot struck him with lightning!"

Po Jun, who had just recovered a little blood, was very confused, "What? I asked Deng Bowen to hack, didn't I miss it?"

The canopy tugged on his collar and slipped Pojun in mid-air, shaking it non-stop: "Aren't you stupid! It's fine if you hit it!"

The Pojun fairy bone was about to shake out, he held the canopy wrist firmly, and was overjoyed: "Isn't that just right? Is he dying soon?"

Canopy gasped, pointing to his swollen eyes, which were bigger than hickory nuts.

"Damn hammer! You hacked out his mana! Before his spiritual power is exhausted, I can't beat him at all!"

Today's human offerings are nothing compared to a hundred years ago, and the canopy's divine power is not as good as before. How can it be Ziwei's opponent.

Breaking the military:! ! !

Star officials:! ! !

I'm going to die, my mana has been hacked out, I can't hide this matter!

Whoa, let's not do a striptease!

Wen Qu was the fastest runner, he rushed out of Ziwei Palace before he even had time to carry his own bookcase, and only left a sentence from a distance: "Take care, I'm going to reincarnate first!"

It would take at least several decades to have a second child. When he dies, the Pantao Conference has been held for a few times, and he will definitely escape the catastrophe.

The rest of the star officials looked at each other, seeing deep fear in the eyes of their colleagues.

Immediately, those who received the official documents received the official documents, those who moved the flower pots moved the flower pots, and those who rolled the weapons rolled up the weapons, packed them up, and went straight to the south.

At this time, I can only go to Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion to move rescuers.

……

"Brother Ziwei, are we really going to move out?"

This is a low, small room, no different from the surrounding shacks. It is cramped and dilapidated. There are moldy newspapers on the mottled walls. The only furniture is a wooden bed that is not very wide. The woven bags containing waste products are crowded on the floor. It was so full that there was not much space left for footsteps, and the glass window with a big hole still poured in a few wisps of oily smoke from neighbors' cooking from time to time.

The boy in the red turban took two greedy puffs of smoke, and then reluctantly moved a broken clay pot to block the window sill to prevent the room from becoming a smoker.

"The rent is all paid." Said the young man he called Brother Ziwei. He was wearing an old light blue shirt, and his facial features were very handsome. Just by looking at him, one feels at ease.

Ziwei took out an envelope from the canvas bag and handed it to the child with facial paralysis sitting on the other side: "There is still half of the prize money from the museum, Yuanyuan will keep it."

Yuanyuan nodded, pinched the envelope with her thumb and forefinger, then frowned in the next second, her big black and white eyes swept across the two people in the room, and said in a buzzing voice: "The remaining half should be twenty-five thousand, Why is it three hundred less?"

Ziwei smirked, and spread her hands at the boy: "What did I say, Yuanyuan will definitely find out."

The young man was exposed for stealing money, and pouted aggrievedly, "You promised to let me change my mobile phone if you have the money, but the screen I picked up last time is ruined, and I can't even see people's faces clearly when watching TV."

Yuanyuan simply hated iron but steel: "Liu Xiaobai, if you steal money, your merits will be deducted. Do you still want your life?"

"……I was wrong."

"It's not an example."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Ziwei didn't persuade, and waited for the two little guys to finish talking before waving, "Okay, let's talk about opening the store."

Both Liu Xiaobai and Yuanyuan were convinced by him, and immediately sat obediently and listened to Ziwei's words.

Ziwei fainted in the wilderness and was dragged home by Liu Xiaobai and Yuanyuan.He fainted for more than a month, and all the savings of the two children were taken out to see a doctor for him.They couldn't afford regular hospitals, so they had to hire barefoot doctors from shanty towns, and they spent all the money they didn't have on prescription medicines.

In the end, Ziwei woke up by herself, but she couldn't remember anything except her name.

Yuanyuan and Liu Xiaobai have no other means of making a living, they rely entirely on picking up trash.Fortunately, Ziwei was very lucky, picked up an antique weapon, and won a bonus of 5 yuan after donating it to the museum. They finally had enough money to change their way of life.

Picking up rubbish is so hard, I often have to fight with people over a mineral water bottle.Just a few days ago, the big man was so muscular, if Ziwei wasn't there, I guess Xiaobai would be beaten into a cake.

"It is most suitable to open a metaphysics shop." Ziwei said, "The shop is in Seven Stars Plaza, and I have a home with me. I have already paid a year's rent."

Liu Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and she asked Brother Ziwei expectantly, "Is opening a shop more profitable than picking up trash?"

Yuanyuan said to him, "What mental retardation question did you ask, of course it is."

"Will you be able to buy me a new hat soon?"

It's almost autumn, and his hair began to fall out in strands again, and it really couldn't be covered without a hat.

Ziwei touched Liu Xiaobai's red scarf sadly, "I'll buy it for you tomorrow. Not only the hat, but I'll make money later, even Lin Zishen's original album will be bought for you."

Lin Zishen is a celebrity who has just quit the industry. Xiaobai admires him very much, and he changed his phone to watch the TV series he acted in before.

Xiaobai was moved to tears immediately: "Brother Ziwei is so kind~"

Yuanyuan watched their brotherly love with cold eyes, and finally couldn't help but interrupted: "Brother Ziwei, the shop in Qixing Plaza is only [-] years old? How did you rent it?"

Seven Star Plaza is the most prosperous area in the city, and it might not be possible to rent it for [-] a month, let alone a storefront with a duplex.Didn't brother Ziwei put a knife on the landlord's neck to force him to sign the contract?

"Is your brother such a violent person?" Ziwei chuckled: "I heard that this shop is haunted, I just took advantage of it."

Yuanyuan: ...

Liu Xiaobai:! ! !

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