Strange Tales

There are many strange things in the world. I have always seen that there was a saying in the mortal world, that people brought the ashes of the dead to the church to get married. But I didn't know that there was a similar thing in the demon world. Facts have proved that this demon is really shallow and ignorant.

Thinking about the reverence of the demon king, it is inevitable to hold airs high above, even if the deity does not show his face, he actually holds a groom's official uniform and wants to perform the ceremony of heaven and earth for him.

Isn't it just a rotten red shirt to salute this demon?

Hitting it sideways, the demon king's hand was right in his arms, and I was still worrying about whether I should pretend to be top-heavy and trembling to delay the time to avoid worshiping heaven and earth. It's a joke, and I don't really want to marry into the demon king's palace.

"Second worship high hall..."

The second sound pierced the hall.

All the monsters, ghosts, and kings around all applauded with their foreheads and hands, saying that God has given them a good marriage, a talented man and a beautiful woman, and what's more, they congratulated Huahua, bearing fruit and giving birth to a precious son early, followed by cheering and cheering.

Give birth to a ghost?

"The couple..."

The last word has not been uttered yet, I just feel a fierce wind blowing in front of me, the visitor's breath is a little disordered, it seems to be running wildly, and urgently shouted "stop".

Will there be another kidnapping, or has the identity of the demon been found out?

"The demon king, the demon king, the demon king is here!" Yi Yao shouted.

As the saying goes, real people don't show their faces, and those who show their faces are not real people. The rumored demon king has always been elusive. There are many legends about him, but there are very few people who have seen real people.

I only heard that this poison demon king is so ugly that he can spit it out overnight, so he usually covers half of his face with a golden mask to avoid harming the Three Realms.

Hearing the sound of the silver bell, seeing the person wearing the golden mask and wearing the black robe, he was probably the Poison Demon King.

Someone once said that there are always others wearing golden masks and black clothes in this world, no, no, since the demon king married thirteen female demons as living widows, another kind of gossip came out, saying that The demon king is full of poison or it is an excuse on the surface, but in fact...in fact...he does not move, so from now on, those who wear the black clothes will not wear the golden mask, and those who wear the golden mask will not wear the black clothes.

When the Lord of the Demon King Hall appeared, all the onlookers, big and small, exploded. Some whispered, some looked at each other, some bowed their heads to obey orders, some gloated over misfortunes.

However, after the demon king turned around and looked around with his old-fashioned eyes, all the princes in the Xitang were silent and did not dare to speak.

The room was silent.

Suddenly there was a burst of silver bells ringing, "jingle ding dong bang", it was really nice, it was a string of silver bells on the demon king's wrist, about the size of a fingernail, it was really unique.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the king who broke in suddenly took the hand of the demon, put on the rumored string of silver bells, then smiled loudly, took off his mask, and declared: "The high demon is really clever, I wait until today , I finally waited for the person who was destined to come, everyone should disperse first, this ceremony of the demon queen must be held carefully, and it must not be done so hastily, when the time comes, I will promise that everyone will not be drunk and will not return..."

All the monsters below were stunned, not to mention seeing a monster who was safe and sound after contacting the king. When they saw the holy face of the monster king, they all took a breath of air-conditioning. The Lord got what he wanted."

Listening to the movement, it seems that a banshee has fainted. Could it be that the demon king is so ugly that he can't see anyone?

The situation is changing too fast, and it is really difficult for this little demon to keep up with the rhythm.

Man of Destiny?Who will be the destiny of this frightening old monster?

Huh?Where is Yaoguang Xingjun now?

But I heard the phrase "Send other people away first, and then act according to circumstances" flashed in my mind.

As long as he is still there!

"My queen, it's a good thing I'm waiting for you." The demon king grabbed my hand, holding his hand and looking at tears in his eyes.

Hearing it really gave me goosebumps all over my body, I quickly slapped his dog's hand away, and said in a soft voice: "The gift is not completed, it's inappropriate, men and women can't kiss each other, king..."

Then make a heart-wrapping gesture to show that you are unwell. I always perform this way in the theater, put your hands to your heart, and then cough twice softly. At this time, it is time to go back to the room to rest.

Sure enough, just like what was sung in the play, the demon king immediately asked someone to lead me back to the room to rest, if I don’t go, how should I capture the king?Ben Yao tugged at his sleeve spontaneously, only heard two low laughs, and the voice came in close to his ears: "I will come to see you later."

Laughing a lot now, when you cry, my supreme demon king!

After waiting for half a stick of incense, there was a knock on the door: "May I come in?"

And act like a real gentleman.

"Little Yao, go, open the door!" I waved my hand at the dowry girl pretended by Mr. Yaoguang Xing.

As soon as the door opened, there was a gust of dark wind, which made the demon tremble and shiver, only listening to the demon king asking Xiao Yao to guard the door, not allowed to come in without orders.

As soon as Xiao Yao went out, only this monster and this old monster were left in the huge quiet room.There was another burst of low-pitched laughter, which was extremely seductive and frightening, and a chill came from behind.

"My lady, three days will be the day of your wedding, do you think so?" The Demon King had moved over at some point, blew a breath towards the red hijab, and continued to say shamelessly, "Why are you still holding on to this?" Red hijab, my lady, are you embarrassed, since you are the one destined by me, this silver bell also recognizes you, even if you are ugly, I will marry you."

After taking off the hijab, it's not a question of being ugly or not. The beautiful married lady has turned into a man, so the demon king probably has to roll his eyes on the spot.

"Come on, I want you to lift it." This sentence was said in a tactful manner like a cry, and it didn't make him feel like a blunderer.

He was wearing a red hijab, and he couldn't see clearly what was going on outside. He could only judge by his general feeling. He could only smell the fragrance of the demon king's body, and he stretched out his hand to touch it. jade pendant.

It's not clear when he will come out again, "Take it!" Immortal Binding asked for the order, and in an instant, he tied the old demon in front of him into a rice dumpling, and threw it straight on the bed.

This monster grabbed the troublesome red hijab, threw it on the ground with his hands, and went up to strangle the opponent's neck, with a fierce look on his face, and bravely said viciously: "Okay, you ugly monster who is doing evil and robbing the folk monsters, open your eyes!" The big dog is looking to see if I am your wife or not? Hmm? I’d rather demolish ten temples than a single marriage. I’ve never heard of it. You...why do you look at me like that?”

"Miss, have you misunderstood... this seat..." The half of the demon king's face that was not covered by the mask was stained with a thin layer of red, his eyes did not blink, and he stammered.

"Misunderstanding? Let me tell you, the carp spirit you want to marry has already lived and flew with the monster dragon." I interrupted his words, raised my eyebrows halfway, and said: "The man has a lover and a concubine. Tell me, you have a concubine." The old monster followed to join in the fun, and insisted on inserting a stick. This monster tied you up today, just to let you know the truth of not doing to others what you don't want to do to yourself. If you don't do it well, why do you have to follow A big stick to beat a lover?"

"Are you a man?" The bound demon king suddenly asked with a look of astonishment, then leaned forward uncertainly, rubbed the demon's nose, and said to himself, "You really are a man."

It seems that the point is not here, but anyway, I cleared my throat twice, and said half-threateningly: "Actually, I don't mean anything malicious, as long as the king lets go of that carp spirit, after all, there are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, so why bother?" ?”

The demon king narrowed his eyes slightly, sighed, and muttered, "Why is it a man? How could it be a man? How could it be a man..."

Can this guy understand human speech?

With a sound of "Boom", the door of the room opened wide, and a glimpse of deep purple came into view, Lord Yaoguangxing had already returned to his original form, "Oops", looking around, this demon still quickly picked up the golden mask of the demon king to cover it After touching his face, he jumped out of bed immediately, gathered his slightly ragged clothes, and looked back, the demon king who had his mask taken away had a face that was even more beautiful than a woman. How about supper?

Sure enough, this rumor is poisonous.

Mr. Yaoguang Xing looked up and down the scene on the bed, then stared at the golden mask on the monster's face, and said with a cold face: "Why do you pick up all the rags?"

I touched the half mask covering my face, smiled sarcastically, and replied: "...I think it's very expensive..." While speaking, I pulled off the white jade pendant from the waist of the demon king and stuffed it into my pocket just give up.

He took a deep breath in his heart, and thought: Fortunately, he responded in a timely manner. If something really happened, it would be embarrassing to see him in the future, and he would not even be able to see him again, just like that nine-tailed red fox.

Thinking of this, he hurriedly turned sideways and moved behind the screen, took off the outer red wedding dress, put down the bun tied up by the jade hairpin, pulled out the red headband to tie up the hair again, and then took off the face half face makeup.

After a lot of threats and intimidation, the demon king vowed that he would wash his hands in the golden basin and never do anything like robbing folk demons again, and he took the initiative to ask Ying to send all the concubines, emphasizing again and again that he and those banshees There is no adultery between them.

The demon smiled very unkindly, and said in his heart: There is no need to emphasize this, there is a saying, those who eat sex are also sex!

The demon king saw the demon smile, his face turned pale, and after saying "Lady" very aggrieved, he was about to lean on him, but fortunately he flashed back in time, so he avoided it.

Lord Yaoguang Xing stood motionless, his eyes drifted, and he said coldly for a while, "This monster is poisoned all over, I don't know why you are fine when you touch him?"

Xing Jun glanced over at the Yao Dynasty, his eyes were not very friendly, he just laughed a few times, and said: "My lady is the destined person of this throne, of course it's fine, what does this have to do with you, say, you stinky girl!" Immortal, do you have plans for my wife?"

A group of crows flew over the roof, this demon king really has something wrong with his mind.

Lord Yaoguangxing snorted coldly when he heard the words, and turned his head away, as if he just heard a fart.

Ben Yao rubbed his nose, pretending he didn't hear anything, he had better find a crack to get in first to hide his guilty conscience.