Strange Tales

"Why didn't your lord Prime Minister ask you to be reborn as a woman?"

"That's right, if the Prime Minister is a woman, once the sedan chair is carried into the palace, our Great Liang can be regarded as a successor."

"Your Majesty, I also ask you to put the world first, and perform the ceremony of being a concubine as soon as possible, so as to spread the branches and leaves for me, and the Long Ze will continue."

Yu Wenqin squinted his eyes. As soon as he went to court early in the morning, these old men were clamoring for something to set up a concubine. It was really unsettling.

"It's okay to isolate the concubine, as long as you can find a woman who is exactly like Ah Ying, not to mention the concubine, even the queen will be sealed as an orphan."

There was another discussion below, only the head of the hundred officials, Wei Ying and Prime Minister Wei, pursed his lips, his face was flushed.

"Prime Minister, may I ask if there is any younger sister who has not left the cabinet in your house? No, the younger sister of the cousin is also a cousin." The speaker was a newly promoted imperial doctor. He shrank his neck embarrassingly and backed away without receiving a response for a long time. went back.

All the officials were helpless, and said one after another: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister is comparable to heaven and man. How can I find a woman with such a beauty? If you find a woman with such a beauty, it will be as exquisite as your Majesty!"

Yu Wenqin shook his yellow robe, thinking that these old foxes really know each other very well, my family Ah Ying is so outstanding, let alone a man in this world, even among women, it is difficult to find such a person with such excellent piano talent, thinking of this, the corner of his mouth The arc of his face rose slightly, and he let out a light laugh.

This smile didn't matter, but it made all the civil and military officials below tremble. As the saying goes, one would like to hear a ghost cry, but not a ghost laugh. Of course, the emperor is not a ghost, but the reason is still the same, so he knelt down in response, So spectacular.

As a result, the young and handsome Prime Minister Wei in the main hall was even more eye-catching. He thought that when he inherited his father's official position and succeeded him as prime minister, when he first met the young emperor, he was embarrassed and added some jokes. The Son of Heaven is really a talker, so he doesn't get bored with all kinds of nonsense, on the contrary, it's very interesting.

After going down.

"If you say that our emperor is really pitiful, what can you do, Mr. Prime Minister, who would rather die than obey?"

"Well, if the prime minister is willing, we will also recognize this queen, but it's a pity..."

"It's a pity, we will have a queen soon, so that the emperor will not be angry with us all day long." When he looked up, he saw that it was the recent doctor censor, gently shaking the paper fan, his eyes glowing, and his voice Just after falling, he walked out of the palace gate.

It was the windy March, and the sky was bright and clear.In the imperial study room, Yu Wenqin and the doctor Yushi were arguing red-faced, but after listening carefully, it was because of the subdued tour.It turned out that the emperor said that Tian Fangqing was good, and wanted to go out of the palace to visit the people in person, but unexpectedly, the newly promoted censor was really brave, and he tried his best to persuade and obstruct it. The way is dangerous outside the palace. How to go out alone.The two fight each other for a long time.

"Prime Minister, what do you think? If something goes wrong during the private tour, you and I will be sorry for the people of the world."

"Huh? Are you asking me?"

"Aying, I just listen to you."

"This, this..." Seeing that the fire was burning on her body, Wei Ying glanced at the dignified doctor Yushi, then glanced at the hopeful emperor, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and blurted out: "Or, I will accompany the emperor."

"So good."

"The best of both worlds."

Seeing Yu Wenqin and Doctor Yushi clapping their hands, Wei Ying thought of the idiom of being a gangster for some reason, but the words had already been spoken and could not be taken back.

"Your Majesty, didn't you go on tour in micro-clothes? How did you come to such an inaccessible mountain?" Wei Ying looked around for a week, but there was no one in sight.

"What is there to see in the market place, but the moon scene on the mountain at night is extremely beautiful." Yu Wenqin replied in response.

"..."

Wei Ying really didn't know what to say. It is estimated that since ancient times, such an emperor has never been seen before or since. He was arguing endlessly with Dr. Yu Shi, but he came out to look at the moon.

Thoughtful in her heart, her feet slipped, she thought she would fall hard, but she didn't expect someone to hug her waist, and when she looked up, she saw Yu Wenqin's face so close, Wei Ying actually preferred to fall with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

When they reached the middle of the mountain, both of them were a little tired, so they found a place in the shade of a tree to rest for a while.

"Why haven't you acted yet?" Yu Wenqin muttered softly.

"Your Majesty, what are you talking about? What hasn't moved yet?" Seeing his anxious look, Wei Ying thought something serious had happened.

"No, it's nothing, let's go on after resting." Yu Wenqin hurriedly put away his anxious look, and smiled sloppily.

"Stop, Emperor Dog, today we are going to take your life."

Suddenly, two men in black jumped out of the thick grass and dense forest, holding long swords, the blades were sharp and shining.

Yu Wenqin hurried forward to protect Wei Ying behind him, and said in a low voice: "Aying, I will protect you, don't be afraid." Then he said sharply to the two men in black: "My lord's life is here. If you have the ability to take it yourself, but you are only looking for me, you must not embarrass him." Although you can see the sincerity in what you say, you secretly applaud in your heart, and finally come, let's see how Ah Ying resists my affection.

However, in the blink of an eye, the two men in black leaped forward, and the sword light came straight towards the door. Yu Wenqin dodged sideways, and a bright blood streak was drawn on his sleeve. I think the person that Doctor Yu Shi is looking for is really good, and the acting is just like the real thing.

But seeing that one of the men in black turned his sword towards Wei Ying, he suddenly felt cold water pouring on him, he had already confessed that he could not move Wei Ying in the slightest, now it seemed that he might have encountered a real assassin, so he drew his sword out of its sheath, and the two sides fought The land is inextricably linked.

The two surrounded Yu Wenqin, and at the same time they were afraid of hurting Ah Ying, so they gradually fell into a disadvantage, so they threw a bullet, and the two fled towards the deep forest.

"Ah!" Wei Ying's feet hurt all the time, and when he looked down, he stepped on Orion's trap, and blood poured out immediately.

Yu Wenqin hurriedly squatted down to check the wound for him, his movements were as gentle as a gentle breeze, "Aying, hold on, it will be fine."

"Your Majesty, let's go first, don't worry about the ministers." Wei Ying knew that there was a difference between the emperor and the ministers, so she quickly pushed Yu Wenqin away, and persuaded him to leave first.

"Fool, why would I leave you alone?" Yu Wenqin slightly bent over and hugged him, and hid in a cave in the mountains. Ah Ying, in fact, I, all my words before were sincere, but unfortunately, This fool has not believed it and thought I was making fun of him?

Besides, the censor doctor was wearing black night clothes, squatting for a long time, but he didn't wait for the figure, and only after thinking about it left and right did he vaguely feel that something was wrong.After searching along the road, he saw bloodstains faintly halfway up the mountain, and knew something was wrong, so he set off a signal flare to summon the hidden guards at the foot of the mountain, and only then found the emperor in the cave.

"Get out, be gentle, he finally fell asleep, you stupid bastards, if you make a noise about Ah Ying, you are the only one asking."

"Yes."

Mr. Yu Shi hurriedly retreated, but he was worried about the black gauze hat on his head. This Prime Minister Wei is the emperor's favorite. Now that he has fallen into such a bad idea because of his bad idea, the emperor will definitely not give him good fruit , Thinking of this, I can't help but feel sad and dejected.

One day, the east will be white, and all things will wake up.

"Your Majesty, why are you hugging me?" The Prime Minister who just opened his eyes saw that he was in someone's embrace, and that person was looking at him tenderly, his eyes were full of soft light.

"Aying, you are all mine now. Why do you still ask such questions? Don't you mean to make me feel sad?" With such a person, it doesn't seem to be a big deal to be cheeky.

"What your people don't you and I..."

"Ah Ying, don't tell me you're going to renege on your debts after you've eaten everything?"

"no..."

"It's fine if you don't."

"no..."

On the streets of the capital city of Great Liang.

"Did you see? The person sitting in the sedan chair just now was the Yushi doctor. Now he should be renamed Yushi Zhongcheng. Since the beginning of the dynasty, he has jumped from a small ninth-rank secretary to a second-rank secretary in half a year. He is still the first person to be promoted so quickly. "