The mountain master never takes medicine

My name is Yu Chengkong. I used to have three senior brothers. The senior brother was gentle and talented. When I was young, I liked following him the most because I could learn a lot. Later, he ran away with a man.

The second senior brother is a violent maniac who can do whatever he wants. I was worried about him that no girls would like him. Later, I found out that I was overthinking it. Although he didn't run away with the man, he kept the man at home.

Just when I was extremely skeptical of this world, the fourth child told me that he also fell in love with a man, and it was an interracial love.

Ah, what a gay world it is.

I sat by the stream and quietly thought about life for a while.I feel very entangled in my heart, maybe I should explore their inner world, otherwise the time of ascension will become an unsolved mystery, which is really a sad story.

I first knocked on the door of the fourth child.

It was Kun Wu who opened the door: "Looking for still water?"

I said, "Yes, what about others?"

Kun Wu said: "He has gone to retreat, and he will come out after Dan Hua."

Hearing this sentence, I was very relieved. I thought that when he was in the wilderness, even if he was whipped with a leather whip, it could not motivate him to practice hard.

However, I forgot that Kun Wu is a very upright person: "Jing Shui worked so hard to sleep with me, I feel sorry for him."

I am also very distressed! ! !

Do not!

My tooth hurts too!

When I think of the purpose of being the fourth child, I, as a senior, feel very ashamed.

Kun Wu was expressionless, and asked me, "Is there anything else?"

"Oh, yes. I want to ask you, why did you agree to be with Jing Shui in the first place?"

Kunwu thought for a while before answering: "If I'm not with him, he'll keep pestering me."

I was angry: "So you agreed? Do you like my fourth child? It's just like that!"

Kun Wu interrupted: "Later, I found out that if Jing Shui didn't come to bother me one day, I would feel very lonely instead. I always thought that my life span was over, but after the union, everyone's fate changed, and only seeing him , I feel alive, which is great."

I was silent for a long time.

Even the meaning of life is used, what else can I say, perhaps, this is love.

Then I went to the back hill.

In fact, I refused in my heart, because every time I went, I felt like I was fed a mouthful of dog food, and I even had an urge to pick up a torch and burn them.

It's a pity that Jun Liqing is too powerful. Although he doesn't know his specific identity, he can vaguely feel the meaning of the other party.This kind of thought can only be buried deeply in the bottom of my heart.

Yu Liuhua was lying on the bed, holding a book in his hand, and was carefully examining it.

Jun Liqing beside him put the peeled fruit into his mouth, gave him a bite, and bowed his head to kiss him.

I... really want to hit someone.

And I really want to turn around and leave now, but that monster has already found me.

"Come over and have a meeting."

I walked into the room pretending to be calm, and flipped through his book pretending to be calm: "What do you want to do?"

"It's just in time for you to come. I just wanted to find you."

I looked back at his untidy clothes, and hehehe, didn't you even make a draft if you were talking nonsense?

"Yushan enrolls students every 20 years, and the number of students is increasing, and the sea traffic is not easy to manage, so I suggest setting up a special agency to regularly go to various places for selection, and then gather people in Yushan for the final selection."

This evildoer finally started to say something reliable, and I also decided to temporarily forget the two people's show of affection: "How can we ensure fairness and justice in the selection process?"

Yu Liuhua asked me back: "For your current general election, how come you have no money and no power to travel across the ocean?"

What he said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

Then he said: "Besides, there is no absolute fairness and justice in the world. The mechanism can be gradually improved, and it cannot be achieved overnight."

"So, who do you want to arrange?" I picked up one of "The Story of All Living Things" and found that I hadn't finished writing it, so I asked him again: "It seems that I wrote this last time, why hasn't it changed?"

Yu Liuhua lazily said: "Of course I was sent there. It just so happens that some materials need to be inspected on the spot. You don't need to speak. I know you are very moved, but don't worry, I have a sense of responsibility as an elder."

You really didn't want to go out to visit the mountains and rivers with Jun Liqing, and live the world of two people by the way?

Do you think I'll believe you if you pretend to be upright and innocent?

Jun Liqing coughed.

I also coughed, and in the end, I decided that it would be better to pretend to be generous in front of someone, so I waved my hand and said, "Well, you go, remember to come back early."

The evildoer straightened his head: "Don't worry, I'm really a responsible person. I'll be back in at most 80 years."

Jun Liqing echoed from the side: "Master's planning is really good."

Well, well, you are all well!

Why did I come here today, why did I let my eyes be blinded, I seem to be supported by something...

The wind is light and the clouds are fluttering.

Who am I and where am I.

……

Not long after, that evildoer moved again.

I heard Jun Liqing coaxing: "Master, it's time to practice, I will accompany you, just practice for an hour, okay, then we go to the sea to catch some fish and roast it, I will roast it, Master will eat it."

When the evildoer heard about the food, he jumped up immediately: "I'll go through a catastrophe first, let's go."

I……

I really have a mouthful of old blood in my throat.You evildoer, don't make Du Jie as simple as eating a common meal, okay, Tianlinggen is amazing!I*!

Jun Liqing also touched the plate of fruit with his hands, and pampered the other person's hair: "Listen to Master."

Don't ask me why I, a single dog, can see doting eyes! !

It's really more powerful than Lei Jie's critical strike!

I was hurt again, why don't you touch your conscience and see if it hurts!

Immediately afterwards, I saw the scene of the evildoer crossing the robbery.

It seems that the gods can't understand him, but the Nascent Soul crossed the catastrophe, and there were 36 ways.

That lightning is thick, and it must hurt when hit.Just thinking about it makes my hair stand on end.

Later I found out that I was really naive.

I saw those thunderbolts rushing down with the momentum of ruining the weather, all of them seemed to be blind, unexpectedly one of them missed that evildoer!

Later, probably the evildoer himself couldn't stand it any longer, he patted Jun Liqing's head and said, "Next time I have to change the place, the spirit grass I just planted a few days ago is all gone."

Then, I saw Jun Liqing smile dotingly again.

Those thick lightning fell in front of him, and he turned into a small loach, and the evildoer stretched out his hand to flick it away, and it turned into green smoke.

That's it...

Gone……

The evildoer successfully crossed the catastrophe.

It's so awesome, I couldn't help clapping my hands.

He left indifferently.

I think I must have a brain twitch to come here looking for excitement.Moreover, at this time, I have almost confirmed Jun Liqing's identity, hehe...

You are an incarnation of heaven, so don't come to provoke us ordinary people, okay?

But I'm still a little worried that the other party will strike me with a few more lightning bolts when I cross the tribulation.

In order to prevent me from being pissed off, I sent them out of Yushan.Before leaving, I also gave a space spirit coin as a parting gift.

Monster, please harm others as much as you want, go early and come back late, Yushan has me.

After sending off the evildoers, I felt a little empty in my heart, as if there was no regular dog food, life became depressed.

Yes, the evildoers have been gone for less than three days, and I'm starting to miss them.

I began to involuntarily seek spiritual food.

So I found Qi Xuan and Qi Dandan.

When the two of them saw me, they were very confused.

Qi Xuan said: "Senior brother, I finished my homework today, do you want to check?"

I shook my head, expressing that I just wanted to watch quietly.

Qi Dandan nestled in her arms, like a newly weaned doll.

At that moment, I felt very tired, and I thought, could I not understand this complicated and cruel world.

Qi Dandan said: "Xuanxuan is the most beautiful, I like Xuanxuan the most."

Qi Xuan said shyly, "I will be shy if you say that."

Qi Dandan said again: "Xuanxuan, those wise birds called me back to be king again, do you want to go back with me to be queen?"

Qi Xuan said: "No! I don't worry about the third senior brother, and I don't worry about Yu Shan! Eggy, you are the king, and I am just an ordinary person. The identity between us is like a moat, I..."

Qi Dandan interrupted: "I won't stop loving you just because of my status, don't worry, even if the worldly eyes burn me like a flame, cut me like a long knife, they can't stop... Uh, the following lines What is it, I forgot."

Qi Xuan said: "Oh, wait a minute, I think this should be changed again."

They then forgot about my existence.

Damn mental retardation.

Why am I here to lower my IQ.

After I entrusted my affairs to Jun Liyan, I still decided to retreat to find my way.

Yushan is very lively now, and there are new faces every year.

That way, it's fine.

The meaning of my existence is probably the same.

The wind from the mountains was blowing, and I took a deep breath.

Suddenly I feel much clearer.

Tree shadows float and streams murmur.

The people and things in the past are all passing through the bottom of my heart in one breath.Finally, the appearance of the elder brother appeared in front of his eyes.

"Split horizontally, pick vertically, twist vertically, come out—"

"Chengkong is really talented."

I reached out to disperse the phantom.

That evildoer is right, there are thousands of ways, and each person has his own way.

You don't have to get to the bottom of everything.

Others have their own way.

"May you be well."

After saying this lightly, I turned around and went to the quiet room.

Perhaps, one day.

All roads lead to the same goal...