The mountain master never takes medicine

Yu Liuhua thought about countless scenes where the two met, and it was fine if there were no tears in the eyes and hugs, but it wouldn't be so indifferent.

After Jun Liqing finished his offer, he left.

Just-go-!

Yu Liuhua walked to a tree and silently hugged it for a while.

At the beginning, he left in a hurry, and asked his apprentice to wait for him. After waiting for more than 600 years, this should be placed in the first world, and the hat of a proper scumbag will be slapped on him.

Yu Liuhua felt guilty, and started thinking about how to please the little bastard while walking on the road, and then give this cheat book?Soon, he shook his head, probably don't need it, Jun Liqing has long been in the realm of Hedao, the spokesperson of the Dao of Heaven, and he doesn't like cheat books at all.

Moreover, the fan of life and death has been confiscated, so it is impossible to take shortcuts.

The first time I took the initiative to chase someone, it was really a headache.

Especially this person who is chasing is still the protector of this world, so he can do whatever he wants.

Someone sitting in the written examination room is still distracted.

However, when Jun Liqing walked into the examination room from the door, pressed the Demon Slaying Sword on the desk with a "snap", and sat down calmly, Yu Liuhua couldn't stay calm anymore.

There are tens of thousands of examination rooms in Yushan, and with Jun Liqing's identity, how could Yu Chengkong let him invigilate the examination!And it happened, by coincidence, that he was sitting in this examination room with an upright face.

He had already seen a few little monsters in the examination room with snot and tears all over their faces, trembling as they stared at the Demon Slayer Sword on the desk.

One of the little demons said: "My lord...can you put the sword away, I'm a little bit smart."

The other echoed: "Yes, yes, I, I, I can no longer hold my pen steadily."

Another one was already crying: "No, I don't want to play like this."

The original two invigilators outside the examination room looked confused.

The uncle actually came to invigilate the exam in person. Could it be that there are some uncles who came through the back door?Should they tell the mountain master...

The two looked at each other, one of them thought for a while, and said: "Forget it, the uncle is here, let's not worry about it, you go and give the paper to the uncle."

Another person said: "Why should I go, you go! Uncle Shi is so serious that I can have nightmares for a year." After speaking, he threw the paper into the man's arms, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and ran [-] meters in an instant.

There were also hundreds of candidates in the examination room, and it seemed very noisy if each person said a word, and most of them were demon cultivators, as long as someone started, the rest would follow suit and protest.

Jun Liqing had been sitting silently, and everyone became more and more bold.

"This is level suppression!"

"I can't take the exam!"

"I want to complain!"

"Please take back the sword, peaceful exam!"

Seeing everyone standing up one after another, Yu Liuhua waved his paws on a whim: "Put it away, it's so scary, so scary."

Jun Liqing: "..."

At a glance, I saw the standard melon-watching smile raised from the corner of someone's mouth.

Then, he replied: "Okay." He put away the sword.

Countless dazed demon cultivators: What happened...

The inner disciples who were getting weak at every step at the door finally had the opportunity to hand out the papers when the uncle put away his sword.

Yu Liuhua rubbed his hands, and out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of Jun Liqing holding a blank piece of paper in his hand, writing something with his two fingers together. It was a little far away, so he couldn't see clearly, so he didn't bother anymore, and began to bow his head and forgive Look at the test questions with interest.

The three subjects are public test questions: basic comprehension, common language in mainland China, and understanding of Taoism.

After that, there will be independent enrollment of each peak.

Tsk tsk, Yu Chengkong did a good job.But, did he really come up with these alone?Yu Liuhua was a little skeptical, after all, he mentioned something when he taught Jun Liqing.

The exam lasted an hour and a half, and there were not many multiple-choice questions, but a lot of fill-in-the-blank questions.The possibility of blindness is completely eliminated.

Yu Liuhua held up the pen, expressing that he didn't want to write at all.

These reference materials were compiled by himself when he was Emperor Qing. If he took these things to test him, wouldn't writing them be the standard answer?

Yu Liuhua let out a long breath, leaned back on the chair and twirled the small brush with his fingertips quickly.

At the same time close your eyes and start listening to the sounds around you.After returning to the first realm, he tried many methods, but the things that belonged to him could not be removed. For example, some things that could be heard were still heard as before, but now, he could control them very well, and he could not get rid of them. That's it - filter.

"I*his uncle, what the hell kind of topic is this? Did I buy a pirated textbook! Why haven't I read it!"

"Hey, it's so hard to memorize, how many meridians are the minimum requirements for entering the spirit, 32 or 42?"

"This must be a fake test paper. I must have read the fake book. I didn't pass all the review papers. I have to finish it."

"Look at my unique skills, cheat sheet! I'm *!" Before he could finish speaking, he fell to the ground.

He cursed, "Who did it!"

A sneer came from behind.

He followed the sound and looked back. The slender legs of the instigator had not been removed, and he was lazily leaning on the chair, with one hand still spinning the pen arrogantly.

He thought the pen-twisting gesture was a provocative gesture, so he twisted his neck and prepared to make a move.

Unexpectedly, the other party laughed suddenly, then slowly raised his hand and said in Jun Liqing's direction: "Report to the examiner, someone is cheating."

As soon as the words fell, Jun Liqing had already appeared beside him.

Yu Liuhua couldn't help but slapped his lips, "I said, don't you Yu Shan check whether you have a cheat sheet before starting the question? Especially these cultivators." With a tiptoe, he picked up a very thin flaky object , "Look at it, take a look, the transparent card cheating silk scarf, your loyal little friend, put a drop of potion before the exam to make sure you can see it. Although cheating is impossible to prevent, we have to update it in real time."

The "students" in the examination room: "..." You are the first one to ruin your own place after so many years.

Jun Liqing suppressed the turmoil in his heart, pretended to be calm and said: "There is a recording stone here. Once a special item appears, it will be recorded. At the same time, it is forbidden to take another test." Take it out.

Yu Liuhua: "..."

Jun Liqing covered the paper in his hand on Yu Liuhua's desk, took away the blank paper from before, and said, "You do this paper."

The little brat pretended to be him again!

Now Yu Liuhua was absolutely sure that someone had recognized him, he squinted his eyes, retracted his legs, retracted his pen, bowed his head, pretending that he was very good.

Jun Liqing saw Master's disappointed eyes at the test of the spirit stone earlier, and he was also very uncomfortable. Yu Chengkong dared to say that he would recognize Master even when it turned into ashes, so how could he not recognize Master?Even if this person changed his appearance and breath, he could instantly recognize him among tens of thousands of people with just one look.

For 600 years, whenever he heard movement outside the quiet room, he would nervously think that it was the master who had returned, but the result was disappointment and pain again and again.

In 600 years, ordinary mortals have already passed seven or eight lives, but he can only stare at the soulless body in a daze, from sunrise to sunset, from spring and summer to autumn and winter.

And the reason why he didn't admit it for the time being was also because he knew that his master had been secretly observing Yu Shan's development for so many years, not to mention, the other party had a great time playing as a rookie...

Before Yu Liuhua opened the test paper, he felt a burst of mourning from the side.

There was a sudden shock: "Examiner, you can't just stare at me, it's not fair."

Hearing this, Jun Liqing turned around silently and left.

Yu Liuhua saw the slightly desolate back of the other party, and instantly softened his heart: "..." I really want to say that my apprentice is wrong, you come back, can I let you stare at me?You make me even more vain.

However, the other party had already returned to the front, and sat with downcast eyes.

Yu Liuhua had no choice but to open the test paper that Jun Liqing had left for him.

He couldn't calm down when he saw the first question.

"Do you miss me? Option one, miss you, option two, miss you very much, option three, miss you every day."

"How many times a day do you think? Option one, every moment, option two, every moment, option three, all of the above are correct."

……

"True question one, when Master is angry, the thumb will unconsciously press the index finger."

"True or false question [-]: When Master is happy, he would really like to drink tea."

"True or false question three: Master likes salty food."

"True question four: Master is used to turning over the pillow before going to bed."

Yu Liuhua looked down one by one, and felt his fingertips tremble a little, the sourness in his heart seemed to be fermented, filling every meridian intensely and irresistibly.

"The last question: Master likes me."

Yu Liuhua got up suddenly, stuffed the paper into his arms, leaped in front of Jun Liqing with a few strides, and rushed out while holding someone's lapel in his smiling eyes.

The disciple of the assistant examiner exclaimed: "Come here! Someone disturbed the order of the examination room! Grab him! Throw him out!"

"Did you dare to sneak attack the examiner and die?"

"Wait, isn't that Uncle Jun?"

Jun Liqing glanced over coldly: "Don't follow."

A group of disciples who had just drawn their swords out of their sheaths immediately retracted their swords, straightened their backs at the same time, and said in unison: "Yes!"

Yu Liuhua kept carrying him into a deserted forest before letting go. At the same time, he ruthlessly pressed Jun Liqing against the tree behind him, restoring his original appearance.

Jun Liqing moved his Adam's apple up and down, forcing himself to look away: "There is no point in handing in the blank paper."

Yu Liuhua moved closer to his ear, and smiled lightly: "Don't worry, I'll hand in the answer right away."

After finishing speaking, he pulled Jun Liqing back, cupped the other's cheek with both hands, and kissed him hard!

For a moment, one thought remained in Jun Liqing's mind: Master will become so flirtatious when he comes back!

Jun Liqing's lips were just like his person, slightly cold and bland.However, when Yu Liuhua opened his teeth and entangled with him, the temperature became extremely hot again.It's hot enough to burn all reason.

The lingering breath blends in the breath, and both of them cherish this hard-won light kiss very much, and try their best to leave the most gentle sucking to each other.

Yu Liuhua didn't kiss for long, and then stopped on her own initiative.In a pair of rippling eyes, only one person is reflected.

He licked Jun Liqing's earlobe, and said softly, "Master examiner, are you satisfied with this answer? How many points?"

The corners of Jun Liqing's eyes were slightly red, the corners of his mouth collapsed into a line, and the lowered eyelids were still trembling slightly, as if he was trying to restrain himself.

After a while, he suddenly looked up.

Wrapping Yu Liuhua's waist with one hand, and taking the other's knees with the other hand, he hugged him horizontally with great ease, and moved to the bamboo house in an instant while Yu Liuhua exclaimed in a low voice.

Immediately afterwards, he threw the person on the bed and jumped on himself.

Yu Liuhua is just a mortal body now, and when he was disturbed by this advanced teleportation technique, his whole mind became dizzy.

When he reacted, there was a "hiss" in his ear, and his clothes had been stripped off by someone and were still on the ground.

Yu Liuhua stared, raised his hand against the opponent's strong and powerful chest, and rarely said without confidence: "What are you doing?"

Jun Liqing dawdled a few times with the phrase "Fuck you", but finally he didn't say it, he was afraid that his shy master would soon become angry.

So he said very euphemistically: "If you want to bribe the examiner, a kiss is not enough." After a pause, he continued, "Run after teasing, no."

Yu Liuhua: "..."

Jun Liqing saw that the red cloud on the other party's face could not be covered, so he suddenly buried his head and took a breath on the other party's neck, then, leaning against Yu Liuhua's side, closed his eyes, and said seriously: "I never regarded Master as a woman, What I do to Master is out of genuine joy, so now Master can do it too, come on."

It seems that Jun Liqing was stimulated by what he said back then, and I'm afraid the other party has been thinking about it for hundreds of years.

Yu Liuhua sighed and looked sideways, Jun Liqing had already unbuttoned his clothes and opened his legs, as if you could do anything.

It's just that the eyelashes of the closed eyes were trembling uncontrollably, and the lower lip was bitten tightly.Yu Liuhua laughed twice in his heart, is he nervous?However, being an apprentice is so generous, why did he just pretend to be a master!

Jun Liqing felt a heavy weight on his abdomen, and his delicate and smooth skin was instantly attached to it.

Yu Liuhua put one hand on his chest, but the other hand was missing.

Jun Liqing didn't dare to open his eyes, his ears were completely red, he said with difficulty: "Master, can you be gentle..."

He was answered with a muffled grunt, and a tight burning sensation from a certain part.

Jun Liqing opened his eyes in disbelief, and saw Yu Liuhua's face turned pale, his forehead was dripping with sweat, he was so anxious to push him away: "Master, that's not what I meant."

Yu Liuhua raised his hand to block him, took a few breaths, and then found his tone and said: "I know what you mean, can you just stop talking? Just wait."

Back then in the Sea of ​​Consciousness it didn't seem to hurt so much!

Is it really a physical problem?

Jun Liqing saw Yu Liuhua move down again abruptly, he didn't care so much, and quickly used his spiritual power to pull him up from his body.Although his actions were not very gentle at the beginning, but beforehand, he hastily expanded, but this time the master sat up without making any preparations, and the back must have been injured!

Jun Liqing spoke incoherently: "I, I'll go find medicine."

Yu Liuhua stretched out his hand to pull him back, put his arms around his neck and said, "It's all like this, can you bear it?"

Jun Li Qing said with red eyes: "I'm fine."

"Okay, little injury." Yu Liuhua patted the opponent's head reassuringly, and said in his heart, as if he had frightened the apprentice, "It's just bleeding, come in."

Jun Liqing shook his head firmly.

Yu Liuhua was stunned now, he really never thought that one day he would take the initiative, and the little bastard didn't appreciate it, could it be that his charm suddenly dropped?

"Aren't you bad?" No man would tolerate it!

Jun Liqing said: "It's useless for you to provoke me, I don't want Master to get hurt a little bit, Master recovered quickly in Consciousness Sea, but now..."

Is a mortal body.

He has already discovered the reason why the master's breath was wrong in the first place.

Yu Liuhua's heart was warm, and he couldn't bear to let Jun Liqing endure it: "You should know about double cultivation."

Jun Liqing raised his head.

"You just come here, don't worry about other things, I don't have cultivation base now, and I haven't even reached the most basic spiritual enlightenment state, maybe I can directly break through through double cultivation at once." Yu Liuhua bent his eyes and teased the other party's chin , "Who told me that my disciple is the most beloved in the world? With the double cultivation of Heaven and Dao, tsk tsk, it sounds very... um..."

Everything that followed was logical, Jun Liqing blocked the mouth that spewed out angry words from time to time, and his hands went all over the opponent's body, but the final movements were very gentle.

The bed curtain was shaken softly.

From the corners of Yu Liuhua's eyes, he didn't know whether it was physical tears, or tears that he couldn't hold back because of the reunion after a long absence. He clung tightly to the other's back.

Panting: "Jun Liqing, let me feel pain, okay, so that I can confirm that I am really alive, I finally got rid of that identity, I am me... Jun Liqing... um"

"Okay." A short and powerful voice fell.

The blushing groans inside were louder than louder, and the two were dripping with sweat, lingering on the narrow bed.

The night is low and the starry sky is vast.

A round of bright moon rises slowly, as if even it is ashamed of this moving spring scenery, and a small cloud layer is drawn from the sky to cover half of the hazy moonlight like a half-hidden face.

The remaining layer of clear light flows to the ground meanderingly through the wooden windows of the bamboo house.

Reflecting the tenderness and love in the room.

night.

It's still long...

The author has something to say: Say you love me!To care for the little driver!

Thank you Ji Yi for the mine!Thank you, cute little Junjun, for mine!Thank you I am a villain hehehe mine!

The main text will end tomorrow, and the last chapter is la la la la.