The mountain master never takes medicine

Yu Liuhua's heart was full of thunder, he kicked Yu Jingshui aside in disgust, and under Yu Jingshui's blank gaze, he had nothing to say.

He is aware of the fact that the Fan of Life and Death has affected him, but Yu Chengkong has never mentioned a single word about the fact that Jun Liqing came to Yushan and asked him to be his teacher. The memory of more than 1 years will always be lost unless it is high-tech. Some deviations and forgetting, he didn't take it seriously before, but now that he thinks about it, this loophole is really oolong.

How old was this little bastard Jun Liqing?To have such thoughts, no wonder Yu Chengkong seemed to have expected the incident, he neither scolded him nor broke up with him, so the vaccination was given so early?

Yu Liuhua showed a look that wanted to laugh but was held back by something.

"Second Senior Brother, don't scare me!" Seeing his smile, Yu Jingshui felt frightened, thinking that the madness was finally going to break out, and wanted to stand up and hold him down.

But Yu Liuhua shook his head, turned around and sat on the stone bench: "I'm not crazy, come here."

Yu Jingshui was dubious.

Yu Liuhua stretched out a finger and asked him, "How much is this?"

Yu Jingshui said without hesitation, "One."

"Look, you got the answer right, so you're not crazy."

Yu Jingshui tilted his head and thought for a while, and felt that this was the case, so he patted his buttocks and sat opposite Yu Liuhua.But as soon as he sat down, he suddenly remembered that he was not crazy. What did the second senior brother mean by asking him?Shouldn't he ask the second senior brother how long it is to show that the second senior brother is not crazy?

Yu Liuhua's folding fan slapped him hard on the forehead: "Okay, let's talk about your business."

Yu Jingshui always likes to get to the bottom of things, even if Yu Liuhua diverts the question, his thoughts are still in his own world: "Second senior brother, you haven't answered why I can control this fan!"

Yu Liuhua couldn't help but he could only say: "Do you remember the first time the door was closed, Jun Zizai once abolished my cultivation, but unfortunately, by mistake, he re-opened the meridians for me, my cultivation has improved, and naturally the fan of life and death is under my control." The above is pure nonsense, whoever believes it is stupid.

But Yu Jingshui is a fool. He believed in Yu Liuhua's serious nonsense, and let out a long "oh", showing a look of sudden realization: "So that's the case, then second brother, do you think I can do it once? Can be like you too!"

"Do you think abolishing your cultivation is omnipotent?" Yu Liuhua sternly said, "No matter what you do, you need to do it step by step. Abandoning your cultivation is equivalent to breaking and reorganizing your bones and meridians. Let alone going further, falling directly possible."

Yu Jingshui shuddered when he heard the interruption of the bone meridians: "I, I'm just saying, second senior brother, don't be so serious." It's too oppressive!

Yu Liuhua: "..."

Yu Jingshui: "Did it hurt then?"

"Forget." Yu Liuhua said lightly, then raised his eyelids and looked at Yu Jingshui with a half-smile, "How about I let you experience it?"

"...No! Let me get down to business!" Yu Jingshui shook her head like a rattle, moved her lips, as if organizing her words, and said after a while, "It's like this, I always feel flustered these days Panicked, like losing something, wanting to read a book but feel irritable, tossing and turning at night and unable to sleep."

Yu Liuhua: "Shouldn't you ask Qi Xuan for this kind of question?"

"No, I haven't finished yet." Yu Jingshui's cheeks blushed, "If I fall asleep at night, I will have that kind of dream, I can't find clothes to wear, and there are those kind of um ah ah ..."

Seeing his embarrassed look, Yu Liuhua knew in his mind, it turned out to be a spring dream, it seems that spring has really come for this kid.

"I always feel weird talking to Qi Xuan. After all, she is a girl, so she must have no experience."

Yu Liuhua really wanted to ask him back: Then I have it?However, he still didn't bring up his love history in the end, pretending to be inscrutable and said: "If you want to ask anything, you can ask, and the brother will definitely answer it for you."

Yu Jingshui whispered: "How can I be likable? I don't think he likes me at all. Every time I look for him, I wish I could be driven away earlier."

"That's because she's shy." Girls are like this, wanting to refuse but still welcoming, wanting to talk.

"Yes, is it?" Akun was actually shy?He asked again, "Then what should I do to make him understand that I am serious and that I want to be with him forever." Yu Jingshui was dejected. Just kidding.He knew that Akun had lived for a long time, even older than the second senior brother. Could it be that he disliked his young age?

"Appear by her side all the time, give her a glass of water when she's thirsty, make a meal and deliver it to her when she's hungry, and talk to her when she's bored, three words: Shameless. Let her get used to your existence gradually. "In fact, Yu Liuhua himself has no experience in chasing people. When Yue Ran came back from the mission world and was influenced by the system to confess to him, the two were considered friends, so he agreed to look around.

During that period of time, he was like a kid, doing everything that should be done during a couple's date, and of course he hadn't had time to put into practice what he shouldn't do. He even thought about applying for a double mission after graduation and having fun together.

In the end, he was self-indulgent, and he was...dumped a month later.

The only time in the history of love died halfway, stillborn.

"Then won't he find me annoying?"

Yu Liuhua came back to his senses: "If the two of you want to live for a long time, you naturally need to be happy. If he has feelings for you, he won't find you annoying. If he doesn't, you should calm down as soon as possible and focus on cultivation. But , It depends on human effort, I can't make the decision for you."

Yu Jingshui chuckled: "If I go to the third senior brother, he will definitely scold me again. It's better for the second senior brother. I feel much better now that I say it! I will tell the second senior brother when I succeed!"

Seeing his high fighting spirit, Yu Liuhua felt joyful: "Which woman are you thinking about? Don't worry, I'm just curious, I won't do anything."

Yu Jingshui was stunned suddenly, he, he didn't seem to tell the second senior brother from the beginning, what he admired was...a man... Akun.Did Second Senior Brother always think that he was looking for a woman?

"Isn't it our Yushan girl?"

Yu Jingshui rubbed his nose and said, "No way, second senior brother, stop asking, I, I have to keep it a secret!"

Yu Liuhua was slightly puzzled, but didn't ask any more questions.

After Yu Jingshui left in a hurry, Yu Liuhua stayed outside for a while, and did not re-enter the house until it was getting dark.

Jun Liqing put down the book in his hand, and obediently called out: "Master."

The light inside the house looked a little dim.

Yu Liuhua raised his hand to light the lamp on the table, and walked to his side: "Do you want to go blind by reading like this?"

"I'm not watching." Jun Liqing stood up while supporting the table, without looking at Yu Liuhua, he said indifferently, "I'm going to rest."

Yu Liuhua's scalp tightened when he heard this sentence, and he flew to block in front of him.

"Jun Liqing!"

An inexplicable anger surged up, but he didn't know what he was angry about.Jun Liqing stood in front of him and looked down at the ground, Yu Liuhua suddenly remembered what Yu Jingshui said before, and suddenly pushed Jun Liqing onto the chair, and pressed himself on it.

Jun Liqing called out shortly, "Master."

Yu Liuhua stretched out his hand to rub his chest lightly, and the skirts of his clothes slid to the sides.

Feeling a sudden chill in his chest, Jun Liqing's eyelashes trembled slightly, his heart beat violently as if it was going to jump out of his chest, but he didn't want to push Yu Liuhua away at all.

Under the warm yellow light, Yu Liuhua has a handsome face and a straight nose. He has both the stability of a mature man and a very seductive attraction. They are obviously two contradictory temperaments, but they are reflected in him to the extreme.

Jun Liqing's hair was disheveled by him, and he didn't dare to look directly into Yu Liuhua's eyes, so he turned his head away.

The long hair on the sideburns slipped, revealing a pair of red ear tips.

Yu Liuhua's eyes moved, as if he had discovered something interesting, he laughed softly.

He calmly touched the tooth marks on Jun Liqing's collarbone and asked: "You said before that this was bitten by a dog? Then describe to the teacher what this dog looks like. If you encounter it in the future, you can help me." You take revenge."

Jun Liqing: "..."

"Why, I can't remember." Yu Liuhua stretched out his hand and opened his clothes again, "I was also bitten by a little wolf dog here, but I remember it clearly."

Jun Liqing's eyes wandered, and his eyelashes trembled even more.

"Did you come to Yushan before I left the customs, and sent me a letter?" The letter said that I would return it, probably referring to this matter.

"Um……"

Do you really dare to admit it?Yu Liuhua's long and narrow eyes narrowed: "Let's not talk about how you broke my Yushan formation and found my quiet room without anyone noticing it. You can never forget the past thousands of years like this. Disciple, you really hold grudges. "

"..." Jun Liqing is now completely a piece of fat in Yu Liuhua's hands, letting him slaughter him, every word can set off a huge wave in his heart, and he has nothing to say.

Out of the corner of Yu Liuhua's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Jun Liqing's ears getting redder and redder, even spreading from the tip of the ear to the earlobe.

so fun.

Yu Liuhua is used to seeing his apprentice's paralyzed expression, but now with the gradually changing ears, he actually thinks that the apprentice is very cute. There seems to be a layer between them.

He cut to the chase and said, "What's the matter with you these days?"

"The apprentice is fine."

Pack?You continue to pretend?

Yu Liuhua raised his eyebrows, lowered himself a little more, and at the same time straightened Jun Liqing's head, the tip of their noses was no more than an inch apart.

The pupils of the two reflected each other's appearance.

After a while.

Under his high-pressure gaze, Jun Liqing's expression finally loosened a bit: "Master, you...know."

"Yeah." Yu Liuhua looked at his apprentice's slightly frowned brows, and felt better, as if he had won the contest just now, "Just now Jingshui mentioned it, I seem to have some impressions. Jun Liqing, I didn't expect you You are also very courageous, you dare to challenge your teacher when you meet him for the first time."

Jun Liqing looked at Yu Liuhua's teasing eyes, and he wanted to go out for a couple of laps with satisfaction, but he still pretended to be calm, and took a deep breath: "At that time, I really wanted to say goodbye. Teacher, but Master refused to accept it."

"So you have learned a trick of illusion for so many years and became Yu Qing?" Yu Liuhua pinched his earlobe, it was soft, and there was a scorching temperature, "Do you want to congratulate you for finally becoming Yu Qing?" Really? It’s the first time I’ve been tricked by a junior after living as a teacher for so many years.”

"Master wants to teach disciples a lesson..." Jun Liqing tried his best to ignore the cold fingers on his ears, "You don't need to touch your hands or feet."

Someone's restless right hand stopped immediately, and at the same time, his left hand closed Jun Liqing's skirt.

Jun Liqing sat up straight, seeing Yu Liuhua looking away, he sneaked a glance at Yu Liuhua's half-open white chest and said in a low voice, "Master didn't let the disciple do anything before."

Yu Liuhua seemed to have found some clues, turned his head and said, "So you're angry about this."

"No." Jun Liqing withdrew his gaze calmly and at the same time denied it without hesitation. After finishing speaking, he solemnly raised his head to look at Yu Liuhua and added, "When the apprentice is well, I will definitely satisfy Master."

After hearing this, Yu Liuhua choked suddenly, and waved the book to his face, he believed in Jun Liqing's evil, that's why he thought that this bastard had behaved well, kept his own place, and was still a hooligan inside!

Jun Liqing saw Yu Liuhua go out with a flick of his sleeves, and depressedly took off the book covering his face: "..." It seemed that he had said the wrong thing again.

The cover of the book in his hand was enchanted, and the original name could not be seen. Jun Liqing tapped it lightly, and the true face of Mount Lu was instantly revealed!There are a few large characters printed on the book: "The Secret of the Mountain Lord - Collector's Edition".

When he first arrived in Yushan, he met a little girl by chance. The little girl blushed and gave him a classic book that was said to be a rare edition. Master's Booklet.

He thought it was very interesting, so he hid the book under the bed all the time, so he escaped the big cleaning by Yu Liuhua.

He opened it to a place he hadn't read before.

"If you want to get into the heart of the mountain master, you must take it step by step, and you must not go forward bravely like a big wave. The only secret is to care and care like the spring breeze and drizzle."

He was influenced by the inner demon before, so he was a bit radical...

Keep turning.

"Honesty. Even if you have made a huge mistake, as long as you sincerely repent and confess your sins, you will get a chance. The most important point is that you must not hide half of what you think! (Seriously doubt that the mountain master can read minds) "

He had expressed his intentions to the master in a very cryptic way, why is the master still angry?

Moreover, during this period of time, he did not cause trouble for the master, and he did everything he could do.

What is Master angry about?

Jun Liqing couldn't figure it out.

The author has something to say: Jun Liqing is a fake driver, so pure!They are all fake old drivers hahahaha