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"Jiang Zhe, what are you doing?" Yang Fan entered the door and took off his sweaty T-shirt: "Didn't you agree to play?"

Jiang Zhe closed the computer: "I'm in a hurry. I sent a text message to my second child. Didn't he tell you?"

"Hey, don't mention it, the grandson answered a call from his girlfriend, and ran away on his feet like he had a stroke."

Jiang Zhe flipped through the book and took out a piece of paper: "It's just right, I just wrote a torture sentence tailored for him today, I just want to try it when I come back."

The second child is the second oldest guy in the dormitory. He brought his own girlfriend when he went to college. I heard that he has been married for five years. The second child is usually careless and very manly. When his girlfriend waved, his relatives would not recognize him. He went straight to his girlfriend's arms, dormitory Except for him, the people here are all single, and they are usually irritated by him. Every time he comes back from his girlfriend, he tries to vent his anger on him.

"Fuck, Jiang Zhe, you are so talented." Yang Fan's eyes lit up after watching it, and he was gearing up: "I can't wait."

"Why did you come back so early?"

"Oh yes, I met senior seniors. They said that they organized a trip on the [-]th and asked the people in our room if they would go." Yang Fan raised his eyebrows and said wretchedly: "There are beauties, according to reliable sources , tie the flowers to go too."

"Seniors in senior year? Will the seniors of minor languages ​​go?"

"Ah? Is this the point? No, what are you doing with the minority languages? This is organized by our department."

Jiang Zhe lost interest: "Then I won't go"

"Sister, girl! Lots and lots of girls! Are you frigid?"

Jiang Zhe grabbed the slippers and rushed up: "You tell the uncle to try again."

"Uncle, Uncle, the little girl is afraid, so give the uncle a smile."

Jiang Zhe slapped him half a liter of blood: "Get out, you're going to make my mother sick to death."

"But to be honest, Jiang Zhe, let's go. There are many internship units for senior seniors. We know two of them. We won't catch you when we do internships in the future. Not everyone will go. The seniors are the main ones. Let's go to bed, it's all because of the friendship we played in the previous two years."

"Sure, then tell me for me."

Talking about conversational skills in this way, the world has long changed in the group. Jiang Zhe watched them chatting from football to eating.

Attracted by this weird group one, the depressed mood of not being added to the seniors has improved a lot. The group is still chatting all over the place. Jiang Zhe leaned on the chair, crossed his legs, and watched the screen with great interest.

At this moment, the penguin below suddenly flashed, and a group of girls sent a private chat, and Jiang Zhe casually replied with a question mark.

"咦」 」": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Yijia": "Huh? Have you summoned me? I had something to do just now. I didn't see it."

"Hey hey hey": "That's right!! Just now the anchor came, we circled you and you didn't come out, now the anchor has gone offline, the strength is missed!"

Jiang Zhe rubbed his forehead helplessly, how could he read the meaning of "la Langpei" from it.

This is a personal fan group, and Jiang Zhe couldn't say that he didn't know her so-called anchor, so he had no choice but to push the boat forward: "It's a pity, I'll check the records."

"Hey hey hey hey": "[Laughing expression] Hurry up, there is a surprise."

Looking at this sentence, Jiang Zhe raised his eyebrows. It seems that there is something tricky in the middle?

Looking through the chat records of this group is undoubtedly the most painful thing. Jiang Zhe can guarantee that after living for 20 years, this is the most chatty group he has ever seen, not one of them.

The time has to go back to the moment when Yang Fan just entered the door, when Jiang Zhe closed the computer.

"Chenxi": "I'm at work, why are there so many people circle me?"

"Sparkle": "Ahhh, the anchor has appeared!!!"

"I don't know where the clouds are deep": "The summoning was really successful"

"I'll warm the anchor's bed": "Report to the anchor, I caught a male fan of yours with the same voice as yours!"

"Rabbit": "Yijia, come out, hurry up and spell with the anchor!"

"Yuyou": "What the hell is Pinyin hahahahahaha, please spell it!"

"Quan World": "Ask for a copper mine with the anchor."

"Li Mumu": "Am I the only one who thinks that Shining's hands are fast? (emphasis wrong 2333"

"Sparkle": "Single for 20 years, do you want to try it? (^V^)"

[Li Mumu]: "Just drive if you don't agree with each other 233333"

"Chen Xi": "Yi Yi? Where are you?"

"Flash": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Fool": "My teeth are going to be sweet!!"

"Xiao Yuzi": "Live for a long time to see the series! But why is my heart sour, the anchor will flirt with male fans as soon as he sees it, jealous, I will also be flirted by the anchor!"

"Stop there": "Don't let anyone stop me, I'm going to run around!"

all?Jiang Zhe was amused by the dash name, if he guessed correctly, this is the surprise he said.

If it’s a fan, it’s really surprising to be flopped and talked to when you first joined the group, but Jiang Zhe is not a brainless fan, he feels that it’s a disadvantage to be teased for no reason, is it still Jiang Zhe if he doesn’t tease him back?

"Yijia" voice: "Is the anchor gone, my anchor, why didn't you wait for me?"

Jiang Zhe's major is dealing with the sound of the mouth, and he can master how to use his own voice. He also takes courses in dubbing, so this sentence is very affectionate, which seems really a pity.

The girls below were all laughed and ridiculed by him, but Jiang Zhe didn't care, and cooperated very much, as if he was wronged and abandoned.

Of course, the anchor didn't come out again in the end, but Yijia got a lot of fans because of this, and the group started to frantically change the group business card mode.

"Ask one by one anchors to record ringtones together": Look at my group business card!

"Stop there": "Witty, I'll come too."

"Moving one by one by myself": "I changed it!"

"Ask the anchor to record the ringtone together": "Hahaha what the hell are you doing!"

"Do it yourself one by one": "Don't ask me how many little pornography I have made up in my brain, I won't tell you!"

"Anchor One by One Copper Mine": "[Eat hand expression package] I'm fine too."

"Yiyi's voice-activated little fans": "Yiyi asks for voice, please don't type."

Except for the few words that ridiculed the anchor, the rest of Jiang Zhe was typing to chat with this group of cuties. Unexpectedly, the group was dissatisfied, and everyone asked him to speak.

His voice is so nice?

The handsome Jiang Zhe, who has always been narcissistic, was puzzled by this posture of holding up to the sky.

"Yijia": "Voice is too tiring, typing is good."

"One by one, please @夏蓝": "Isn't voice more convenient?"

"Xiao Yuzi": "Serious nonsense."

"Yuyou": "If I had such a magnetic and pleasant voice, I would voice every day! Typing is annoying and slow."

"Rabbit": "+1"

"Fool": "+2"

"Anchor Yiyi Copper Mine": "Isn't Yiyi shy?"

"Yijia" voice: "Cough that, I'm going to eat, bye everyone."

With so many people flirting together, Jiang Zhe was a little overwhelmed, and ran away in a panic.

But the flock stayed with his penguins.