a certain corner

His mother had never been one to call a lot, especially after eleven o'clock at night.

"Hey, Mom."

"Little Zhe!" Mom hesitated for a while and asked, "Are you asleep? Son"

Jiang Zhe had never heard his mother's tone before, Jiang Zhe's heart moved, he subconsciously looked at Xie Yingkai, and subconsciously raised his heart.

Xie Yingkai also stopped.

"No, mom, what's the matter so late?" After thinking for a while, Jiang Zhe said with a dark belly, "Is there something wrong with my magpie?"

Mother Jiang was really fooled.

"Magpie magpie, I know that dog!" Mother Jiang said with a little anger, and then remembered her purpose, and said softly and kindly: "Mom misses you, so I want to call you and want to care about my son." .”

"Mom... I just came out of the house today. We haven't seen each other for a few hours, what's the matter with you?"

"I don't care about this! Mom just wants to know about your recent love life. Are there any little girls chasing you?"

"Didn't you tell me not to have young girlfriends at school?"

"That's what your mother said when you were in elementary school. How do you still remember it?"

"Then being chased by a group of little girls is also an elementary school thing, how do you still remember?"

"Don't be poor with me, let me tell you seriously, no matter how old a child is, his physical problems have to be solved."

Jiang Zhe: "..."

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Zhe changed hands, and replied with unclear intentions: "Don't inquire, I don't want to have a girlfriend, you don't have to worry about me, it's fine for me to stay with Magpie."

"Little Zhe!"

"Okay, Mom, help me take good care of Magpie, I'll go back to see her tomorrow."

Jiang Zhe hung up the phone, blocking Jiang's mother's unfinished words, Xie Yingkai asked: "What's the matter, did you quarrel with auntie?"

"No." Jiang Zhe opened the corner of his mouth: "My mother is worried about my body and asked me to solve my physical problems."

"..." Xie Yingkai: "I always thought you were thick-skinned online because you couldn't see your face online, but I didn't expect you to be really thick."

"Thank you for the compliment."

"You're welcome, you deserve it."

"Call my name!"

"Huh? Jiang Zhe?"

"wrong…"

"one……"

The other didn't say a word, it was crushed by the lips of two people and swallowed into their respective bodies.

After a long time, the group began to swipe the screen frantically, and everyone issued a unanimous, external, and strong condemnation.

The main contents are:

"Xia Lan": "Anchor!!! How long has it been since you appeared!! Tell yourself!! Have you forgotten whose group this is?"

"Warm the bed for the anchors one by one": "Anchor!!! You don't even broadcast live broadcasts anymore! You are no longer our amiable anchor!"

"Yuyou": "Anchor, why did you disappear with Yiyi? [Nostril picking]"

"Chenxi": "Huh? Is there any?"

Xie Yingkai played dumb.

[Wu Xiaodi]: "Chen Xi, you have indeed disappeared for a long time. Of course, Yi Jia has also disappeared for a long time."

"Crew Chief": "The dirty enemy finally said something right."

"Uncle Meow": "Experience tells me that there is definitely something tricky in it."

"Xiaotian": "Are you going to start raising questions and intimidating? Why didn't you inform me?"

"Purser": "Little Tian, ​​shut up!"

"Invincible": "Shut up!"

"Uncle Meow": "Shut up!"

"Xia Lan": "Today's anchor's good morning message brought out the girlfriend group that the anchor had disappeared for many years."

"Yoyo": "Girlfriend group 2333333"

"Uncle Meow": "Is the girlfriend group talking about me?"

"Purser": "Is the girlfriend group talking about me?"

"Invincible Enemy": "Are the girlfriends talking about me?"

"Xiaotian": "It must not be about me!"

"I beg the anchor to record the ringtone together": "Hahaha! You are enough! Didn't you agree that the anchor is Gong?"

"Purser": "That's right! We are brothers! Dude! Old man!"

"Xiaotian": "It's okay, old man."

"Uncle Meow": "It's okay, old man."

"No Little Enemy": "No problem, old man."

"Old Auntie": "Qiuqiu, the anchor is very aggressive, but his girlfriends are all affected!"

Asking the anchor to record the ringtone together is Qiuqiu.

"Invincible enemy": "Am I shou?"

"Purser": "Am I a shou??"

"Xiaotian": "Am I subject???"

"Uncle Meow": "I really do."

"Rabbit": "Speak weakly, shouldn't it be the anchor's harem group?"

"Li Mumu": "[Laughing and crying] One by one must be the Queen of the Palace"

"Li Mumu": "Concubine Meow, Concubine Dirty, Concubine Tian, ​​and Concubine Driver 233333"

"Uncle Meow": "Look at you kindly."

"Li Mumu": "Meow Royal Concubine"

"Uncle Meow": "That's about the same."

"Private Chief": "Brother is not a shou, if you are so promising, I will only do shou for Yijia if I want to do it [Nympho face]"

[Yiyi anchor Copper Mine]: "Awwhhhhhh @yijia"

The group is crazy, what a big show!Another pair of new cps appeared!It's cute when you think about it!Who will be attacked by whom?Both of them are powerful!

"Dawn": "Stop making trouble!"

The two messages were sent together, and there was a minute of silence in the group.

until……

"Yijia" voice: "Thank you, the anchor, for leaving me a seat in the main palace."

After that, there is Yijia's unique charm and characteristic chuckle.

"Chenxi" voice: "You... have you arrived at school?"

Xie Yingkai's words carried a hint of embarrassment and familiar concern about being caught.

"Anchor Copper Mine One by One": "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"No Small Enemy": "Come on guys, this time I can justly coerce and lure him to tell the truth."

Chen Xi withdrew a message.

"Dawn": "..."

"Rabbit": "What what?? What happened???"

"Private Chief": "Chenxi...I was just joking...I have absolutely no intentions about Yijia."

"Anchor Copper Mine One by One": "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is the first time I see an old driver being cowardly!"

"Old aunt": "Ask me! What did the anchor withdraw?"

"One by one anchor copper mine": "I feel like a winner in life!"