Meow!

"Daughter-in-law, do you think we should hurry up and get things done? As cats, it's not our bounden duty to 'torture dogs' or something." Lie played with the wedding invitation with one hand, and rubbed Hua's head with the other.

"Get out!" Hua slapped away the violent paws with one hand.

"Daughter-in-law~" Lie rested his chin on Lihua's head in his arms, "Hey! This posture is good! We can..."

"Release the dog P! This is the best!"

"This can be deeper and more refreshing!"

"Meow! This is the only way to fully appreciate the beautiful texture and lines of the two!"

"Daughter-in-law!" Lie's tone rose several degrees, and his expression became serious all of a sudden, "How can you miss other people's bodies, obviously mine is the most perfect and powerful!"

"..." Hua said that he didn't want to reason with Lie, and threw Hua's eyes.

"Daughter-in-law! This is a big matter about us two monsters! We must understand it today!"

"..." Hua really didn't know why it became a big event for demons just to watch a manga together.

Uh... When it comes to why I was reduced to watching manga with this stupid cat, I have to start from an ordinary Tuesday a few weeks ago.

【Memories】

(I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to eat meat, I want to...) Hua's "corruption addiction" broke out.

Although Xie's family went to work during the day, there was still a stupid cat licking his belly early in the morning!

"Meow~" [Daughter-in-law~] Lie buried herself in Hua's hairy belly contentedly, with a purring sound in her throat, "Meow?" [Daughter-in-law? 】

Lie raised his head, looked at his own daughter-in-law who looked dissatisfied with desire, and instantly reflected deeply on himself for not fulfilling his duties as a husband.

So, Lie moved down little by little in the posture of embracing Hua's waist, and then stopped at a forbidden place.

"Meow!"

Lie excitedly called out, and the tongue with the small barb came into intimate contact with the symbol of male sex.

"Meow!"

Hua screamed, and a cat straightened up, and jumped aside in an instant, posing a threat towards Lie.

"Meow meow!" [Daughter-in-law, aren't you dissatisfied with desire?So for my husband...]

"Meow meow!" [Shut up!Shameless old cat!I am...]

Hua swallowed the "I want to be fleshy" that was already on the verge of his mouth, and Hua's brain spun rapidly.

"Ding!" Here comes the idea!

Hua flicked his tail, and suddenly sat down on the ground, lying on his side.

Lie tilted his head and looked curiously at the strange sudden silence and movements of his wife. Then, his blood pressure went up immediately, and his nose felt hot.

I saw Hua slowly lifted his right hind leg, and everything about Hua was exposed. Not only that, Hua also bent down on his own initiative, licking the fur around the place where he was eager to lick just now.

If you can hold back, you are not a male meow!

Lie rushed towards Hua, just when he was about to touch Ruanxiang, an invisible barrier suddenly blocked him.

"Meow meow?" Lie quickly died of anxiety.

Hua curled her tail to block the emergency, and said in a voice like a noble concubine, "Do you want it? If you want it, bring Mingyao's wine."

The result is obvious, Lie Pi Dian Pi Dian ran to find Ming Yao, Hua Pi Dian Pi Dian ran to see Fu Man.

"Meow meow meow~"

Time passed by every minute and every second, Hua, who should have been paying attention to whether Lie returned, was addicted to eating meat and couldn't extricate himself.

So... a tragedy...

"Daughter-in-law, let's use this posture on the day of our bridal chamber."

"Meow!"

Hua heard a faint voice from behind, and his tail stood upright.

"Daughter-in-law~"

"Meow!"

Hua looked at Lie with more and more fiery eyes, starting from the buttocks, all the way to the tips of the ears.

"Daughter-in-law~ I'm coming!"

"Meow meow meow!"

Hua Taboo dodges, but is still tragically hugged by the humanoid Lie, and then goes through a series of cruel rubbings.But fortunately, because Hua vowed to die and refused to transform into a human form, his little tender chrysanthemum was saved...

【End of memory】

The moonlight is bright and clear, everything is silent, two male cats, holding candles to talk at night, discussing posture, which one is better...

Zhen suppressed his demonic energy, as usual, he felt that he had not improved his demonic power. However, there is one fact that is strange today, that is, Yang Wei did not come to ask him to go downstairs for lunch.

When Zhen came downstairs, he only saw a table full of food covered with tinfoil, but Yang Wei was not there.He walked to the table, and there was a note on the table, the main content was that Yang Wei had something to go out and let Zhen eat by himself.

Holding the note, Zhen was very surprised that Yang Wei would not accompany him to eat.

"Could it be... that it happened!" Shocked to something, he rushed out of the house in an instant.

Xie Taoyou put down the phone, picked up his coat, and went to the old place to have dinner with He Ran, but just now He Ran called and told him that Yang Wei wanted to invite the two of them to dinner.Although it feels a bit wrong, after all, He Ran and Yang Wei are old acquaintances. If he wants to catch up with He Ran, the people around him must understand.Holding this idea, Xie Taoyou readily agreed.

……

"Come on", Yang Wei filled the wine glasses of Xie Taoyou, He Ran and himself respectively, raised his glasses and said, "I apologized last time, this time I just want to make friends with Mr. Respect." After speaking, Yang Wei raised his head and drank it down.

Xie Taoer and He Ran held their wine glasses and looked at Yang Wei who was talking to himself as soon as he came in, feeling weird, but out of politeness, the two still raised their wine glasses, signaled, and prepared to drink the glass of wine.

"bump!"

"brush!"

"Touch! Touch!"

With a loud noise, the door of the box was kicked open, and two strong winds hit the wine glasses of Xie Taoer and He Ran respectively, and the wine glasses fell to the ground and shattered.

Xie Taoyou stood up suddenly, protecting He Ran behind him.

"That dog demon?" He Ran looked at Zhen who was still panting in surprise.

Zhen ignored Xie Taoer and He Ran who were like frightened birds, but teleported to Yang Wei.

"cough!"

Zhen just wanted to grab Yang Wei's shoulders, but Yang Wei suddenly fell towards Zhen.

Arms.

"You idiot!" Zhen cursed, but the demon power had already entered Yang Wei's body, whose muscles were trembling unconsciously.

Zhen tried hard to control his demon power, and swam along every vein of Yang Wei, eating away the toxins in his body.

Xie Taoyou pulled He Ran and walked towards the door.

Zhen didn't look at them, just said softly "I won't trouble you anymore", and continued to detoxify.

As time passed, Zhen gently picked up the unconscious Yang Wei and walked out of the restaurant.

After dinner, Xie Taoyou and He Ran sat face to face with Hua Helie in the study, drinking tea and chatting.

After listening to He Ran's statement about what happened at noon today, Lie kissed Huai Lihua's ear tip, and said: "Then it's all right." After speaking, he changed the kiss to bite.

"Ah!" Hua screamed, scratching at Lie with a paw, but Lie dodged it with a tilt of his head.

"..." Xie Taoyou looked at the two cats abusing people with great distress.

Xie Taoyou turned his head to look at He Ran who was smiling and watching Hua and Lie interacting, and tried to keep his tone calm and asked: "Well, they are not in the form of cats now, you..."

"As long as I think of the two of them as cats, I'm, um, a little excited." He Ran had an expression of "I'm all relying on my brain".

(At least this proves that the two men are intimate, but they are not disgusted.) Xie Taoyou comforted himself.

"By the way, since he won't make trouble again, can I go home and live?"

He Ran's sudden question was obviously beyond Xie Tao'er's expectations. He thought for a while and said, "It doesn't matter if you continue to live. Otherwise, it would be troublesome for Hua and Lie to run on both sides. Besides, my father likes these two cats so much. If we separate, He's definitely going to make a fuss."

Xie Taoyou seemed to remember his father's stern face arguing with him, and made a headache expression.

He Ran looked at Xie Taoyou's flamboyant expression and tried hard to restrain his smile. He knew how hard Xie Taoyou had tried to keep him.However, it is still inappropriate for an outsider to live in someone else's house for a long time.

"Okay then, I'll stay until the eleventh, and I'll go home after the eleventh holiday."

Xie Taoyou just wanted to continue persuading him, but he was afraid that He Ran would be disgusted, so he nodded.

(Looks like it's coming soon.)

……

"Good night."

"You also go to bed early." He Ran said to Xie Taoer who said he still had some work to do, and went back to his room first.

When He Ran left completely, Xie Taoyou looked at Lie who was kissing Hua.

"I haven't asked yet." Lie said "what's the matter?" (Actually, I was too busy talking about love with my daughter-in-law, so I forgot.)

Xie Taoyou narrowed his eyes and stared at Lie for a while, then said lightly: "How confident are you?"

"Well, you need to know that those gods and spirits who are engaged in the work of delivering children are all women, so... don't have too much hope." Lie waved his hand and continued to bite Hua's ear persistently.

Xie Taoyou understood. (Sure enough, he had to figure out his own way.) Then, he really didn't want to stay here and suffer the critical attack, so he hurried back to his room.

hey-hey!Hua and Lie's two cat time~

Zhen sat sideways beside Yang Wei's bed, resting his elbow on the head of the bed and supporting his head.

(Where am I worth it for you?) Zhen smiled wryly, and tentatively touched Yang Wei's face with the back of his hand.

"Are you so dog-controlled?" Zhen said lightly, staring at Yang Wei's sleeping face.

……

Yang Wei woke up faintly, looking at Zhen's face in a daze.

"shock?"

"Ah."

"I……"

"No more next time."

Yang Wei looked at Zhen's extremely serious expression, shrunk his neck, and nodded obediently, "...um."

"hungry?"

"hungry……"

"Wait."

"Um……"

After a while, Zhen re-entered the room with a bowl of meat porridge.

"eat."

"Oh."

Yang Wei sat on the bed and ate the porridge quietly, the porridge was very soft and sticky.

Zhen just stood aside and quietly looked at the well-behaved Yang Wei, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

As soon as he heard the sound of closing the door, Lie turned into a human form, hugged his sleeping daughter-in-law, and went to the Ming and Qing gates.

……

"Morning, my lord."

"Master Lie."

"Morning." On the way to the main peak, Lie greeted the disciples of the Ming and Qing sects who came across him warmly.

When the disciples left, they would look at Hua who was sleeping soundly in Lie's arms, guessing about the relationship between this bold little cat and Lie.As a cat, he dared to sleep in Lie's arms, he really had a heart.

As soon as Lie stepped into the courtyard gate of Mingyao's residence, he went straight to the stone table under the pine tree. Under Mingyao's staring eyes, he picked up a cake and ate it.

Mingyao looked at the beast who broke into the house without saying anything, and the eyes of the beast who took his breakfast for granted gradually became hostile.

"ink!"

"As ordered."

"brush!"

Lie hugged Hua, and landed steadily on the side, looked at the ink slowly seeping into the ground, and said in a low voice: "Don't be so stingy, it's just a cake."

"go away!"

"Hush~ Keep your voice down, my wife is sleeping."

"..." Ming Yao who had just lost love completely.

"go away!!!"

"Meow!" Hua Zheng dreamed that he was swimming in the world of small dried fish, and when he was about to take a bite of the dried fish in front of him, the dried fish suddenly opened his eyes and said "Get out!!!", which scared Hua. The hairs are all fried.

(Meow meow! I almost thought I was going to be the first cat to be eaten by dried fish.)

"Daughter-in-law, wake up!" Lie happily rolled Hua from beginning to end.

Hua opened his mouth and wanted to bite Lie's hand, but when he saw Mingyao with the expression "My 80-meter sword is already in his hand", his eyes were straightened.

(When you wake up, does the world change?)

……

After the quarrel, even though he was angry, the bad friends he had made would come and go until he died on his knees.Ming Yao sighed, (Oh! What a disaster for a good man!)

"What's the matter this time?" Ming Yao asked after taking a sip of tea.

"How to have a baby? Let a man."

"Scary! Want a child so soon? Do you want to go to heaven, me! Help! You!" Ming Yao gritted his teeth and finished the last few words.

(What is going on here? I just lost my relationship here, and your side has started to discuss having children! You say what you want! What do you want! Advanced dog abuse!) A complaint from a single dog and a lovelorn dog.

Seeing the heroic sacrifice of the teacup in Mingyao's hand, Lie cleared his throat and said, "It's not me, it's my servant's lover, that human being."

"Oh I got it."

Hua looked in amazement at Ming Yao who instantly changed from "violent man" to "Mr. Qianqian". He raised his paws and clapped him, although there was no sound.

"Daughter-in-law, the egg underneath is exposed." Lie immediately blocked Hua's key parts with his hands.

"... Meow meow!" [... Meow meow! 】

"Ahem, let me tell you honestly, no. Whether it's Guanyin or Shenmu, it's for women to give birth. Boy, this business has not been opened yet." Ming Yao took a sip of ink Freshly poured tea.

"Is there really no way?"

"Unless they want children to pop out of rocks, or turn into lotus roots, otherwise, it's impossible."

"Okay", Lie nodded, people can't use these non-human methods, but demons just...

"Do you know where Songzi Shenmu is now?"

"what are you going to do?"

Lie looked at Hua who was licking tea in his arms, and said, "I want his fruit."

Ming Yao picked up the teacup, glanced at Hua Helie, who was shameless and hugged together in broad daylight, and snorted.

Lie looked at Ming Yao who didn't intend to say anything at all, and his tone suddenly became serious, "Ming Yao, find a chance to have a good talk with Xiao Wu."

Ming Yao's hand holding the teacup paused, and his voice was very soft, "Let's talk..."

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Meow meow quotes——

Lie: "As a cat, it is my bounden duty to abuse dogs."

Hua (passing by)

Lie: "Daughter-in-law!!!"

Hua: "Meow meow! A cat like a mad dog!"

Hurry up and hurry up and finally get out. I've been too busy recently, I'm really sorry everyone, I'm so stupid.