Rebirth Comprehension Manual

After a day of shopping, Lou Xiao was physically and mentally exhausted, and held Ruan Yan at night for comfort and welfare.

Ruan Yan frowned and said, "It's rare for Master to be happy, what's wrong with you accompanying him?"

"That's your master, not mine. No, you have to make it up to me." As Lou Xiao said, he pounced on him and unbuttoned his shirt while kissing.

Ruan Yan pushed him away with great effort, and snorted, "Didn't you just say that you were exhausted from shopping all day?"

"I won't be tired if I don't see you." Lou Xiao cheekily hugged him again.

Ruan Yan smiled but said, "I'm Huiyuan Pill, dare you?"

"You are stronger than Huiyuan Pill." Lou Xiao leaned over and kissed her, then rubbed his ears together.

On the second day, Lou Xiao looked refreshed and walked with wind.When meeting Qi Xuan, he handed him a bottle of purple berry juice in a friendly manner, patted him on the head and said, "Good boy."

Yes, purple berry juice has been bottled and mass-produced, and it is sold in major shopping malls and supermarkets, ahem.

With a confused look on his face, Qi Xuan turned to look at Luo He and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Luo He coughed lightly, and said in a respectful tone: "Lou Xiao is really outrageous, he dared to be indifferent to the god, and he must be educated later."

"No need." Qi Xuan looked at an eleven or twelve-year-old boy and asked, "Is today the enrollment day?"

"Ah, yes." Luo He quickly replied: "Today is the first day of the admissions examination. Cangyun's admissions system is now very complete. This time, the admissions balabala..."

Luo He introduced a lot of things seriously, but Qi Xuan didn't listen much at all. After looking at the boy for a while, he turned and left.

After returning to Cangyun, under the strong request of Luo He, Shen Qing and others, Lou Xiao and Ruan Yan shared some teaching tasks, among which Lou Xiao was responsible for the elective course of swordsmanship in senior grades.

After brushing Qi Xuan's hair, Lou Xiao walked into the classroom holding a jade slip, and began to give lectures in high spirits.

What he didn't know was that the students below were gossiping fiercely on the Internet.Just yesterday afternoon, a post titled "Shocked! The S-level mentor of the swordsmanship department is suspected of cheating, the illegitimate child is four or five years old, and the head of Cang Yun has a green grassland~" It quickly became popular, and the host swears in the post:

Today, LZ went to the aquarium on a whim, and unexpectedly bumped into a certain S-level instructor of Cangyun's swordsmanship department. Most importantly, he brought a four or five-year-old child with him, who was like a fried chicken with him! ! LZ followed them all the way, and found that they went to the Battleship Museum, Lou's Pharmacy Company...the two are very close, not father and son, they must be relatives.Not much to say, the picture above

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Floor 1: The front row is a strong onlooker, isn't this the owner of the pavilion?I heard that he and the head of the sect became a Taoist couple more than 1000 years ago, and they are usually very affectionate, I can't believe it

2nd floor: The head of Ruan is already a fairy, he is wearing a green hat, tsk tsk...

Floor 3: I heard that they only returned to Blue Star a few years ago. Which planetary base is the child's mother from?

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Floor 167: You guys, want to make big news all day long, can't the child belong to them?

Floor 168: What the upstairs says makes sense, but if you look closely, you don’t really look like the master

Floor 169: The owner of the pavilion is showing us "The Essentials of the Sword Talisman". It looks very happy, but the master probably doesn't know yet

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Floor 691: The headmaster must be in a bad mood now, right?I just took the make-up exam "5000 Years of Comprehension, 3000 Years of Tribulation", will I be rejected?

Floor 692: Hold one upstairs and take the make-up exam. The papers given by the head are too perverted

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Lou Xiao was in the midst of class, and suddenly felt something was wrong, these students...why do they have such weird eyes?

After speaking in a hurry, he waved his hand to dismiss the get out of class, and then hid outside and listened for a while.When he understood what was going on, his face turned livid, he found a post on the Internet, and replied directly in person: Pure nonsense, spread rumors, find out the ip, and fail!

Cangyun student trembled suddenly, and said: We just upvoted the top post and didn't say anything, really!

After leaving the reply, Lou Xiao found Ruan Yan with an expression of 'I'm very upset and need comfort'.

Ruan Yan put down what he was doing and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's not Qixuan." Lou Xiao directly sent him the link, and snorted, "Because of him, my image is ruined. During the class just now, I don't know how many students were muttering."

After Ruan Yan looked at it for a while, he said lightly, "You are already old, so you still care about these things."

"One, one age?" Lou Xiao's heart was broken immediately, and he asked, "Do I look very old?"

"Not old."

"Then you say my age?"

"Uh, what's wrong? You're over 1000 years old."

Lou Xiao felt helpless for a while, hugged him from behind, and said with some resentment: "Why don't you care at all? If I really have an illegitimate child, do you also care?"

Ruan Yan sneered and said, "If there is, you have already been castrated by now."

Lou Xiao suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, and repeatedly assured: "Don't worry, even if there is, it was born by you."

Ruan Yan gave him a white look: "It's a pity, I don't have this ability, you should give birth to yourself."

Then, the word was confirmed, and the next day, Ruan Yan really had an illegitimate child.

Still the same forum, still the same big red headline, still the same shock body: shock again!The head of Cang Yun seems to have an illegitimate child, who is older than yesterday, the head and husband are about to leave~

Main building: LZ passed by the recruitment site yesterday and saw it, directly upload the picture, you can see for yourself

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Floor 1: LZ Cangyun, isn't he afraid of failing the exam if he dies?

Floor 2: After a glance, it looks a bit like it, but there are many people who look like it, so it may not be related to the head of the house, right? LZ doesn't think it's a big deal, the appraisal is complete!

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Floor 34: I sat in the same examination room as him. It seems to be called Shen Mo, a native of the imperial capital, and it has nothing to do with the head of Ruan.

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Floor 56: People from the imperial capital, surnamed Shen, what the hell, I suddenly feel that it is related again

Floor 57: What does the words upstairs mean?Ask for answers

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Floor 91: I heard that head Ruan was born in the Shen family, and that he is the uncle of Shen Shao’s boss in seniority. The Shen family’s ancestral house is in the imperial capital, and they used to be from the imperial capital...you can think about it later

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Floor 178: That's amazing, the husband and wife of the headmen don't play their own way, do they?

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Floor 211: I'm only concerned about how many students will fail the "Essence of Swordsmanship" we just took, and I'm trembling...

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So, that night, Lou Xiao approached Ruan Yan confidently, gave him a link, and hummed, "Tell me, what's going on?"

Ruan Yan frowned after watching for a while.

Lou Xiao continued to act, gritted his teeth and said, "Which shameless little fairy..."

Ruan Yan raised his head and looked at him expressionlessly.Lou Xiao stopped immediately, pretending to be wronged: "It's me who should be angry."

"Where I was 12 years ago, you don't know?" Ruan Yan snorted coldly.

"Cough." Lou Xiao coughed lightly, approached and said, "I'm just trying to match the scene, don't I act like it?"

"Boring." Ruan Yan snorted softly.

Lou Xiao sat aside and said helplessly, "Okay, let's get down to business, do you think this kid looks like a person?"

"You mean Ji Zhu?" Ruan Yan asked, in fact, he also felt a little bit like this.

Lou Xiao nodded and said, "The first time I saw the photo, I felt like it."

Ruan Yan thought for a while and said, "Go invite Senior Jin Yu Ke to come."

After the Golden Feather Guest came, Ruan Yan called the examinee named Shen Mo to the Hall of Taixu. After several people looked at him for a while, they waved him away.

Silence looked inexplicable, but surprisingly calm.In the face of several bigwigs in the cultivation world, there was no excitement or stage fright at all, just like going through the motions, very calm.

Jin Yuke was silent for a moment, and then said: "Without Shishijing, I'm not sure. But based on my feeling, I think it's him."

Hearing the words, Luo He suddenly became a little nervous, and asked, "Then when he grows up, will he still be like Ji Zhu..."

"Probably not." Jin Yuke shook his head and said, "He doesn't have great luck now, and he won't be forced to kill by heaven. As long as he doesn't think of those things in his previous life, he is an ordinary person."

"Then what if you remember?" Shen Qing continued to ask.

At this time, Ruan Yan suddenly said: "He chose to be swallowed by thousands of resentments in his previous life, and his mentality has changed."

Lou Xiao said: "Actually, there is nothing to worry about. He just started to refine Qi, so what if he remembered? The situation is different now."

Everyone immediately dispelled their doubts, but how to deal with the silence is another problem.

Lou Xiao thought for a while and said, "I know how to deal with it."

Two months later, Mo Mo was successfully admitted by Cang Yun.

On the other hand, Xi Xuan was advised by Ruan Yan to go to class and get in touch with people of 'same age' more.When he walked into the dormitory with short legs, he immediately petrified.

Silence frowned and stood opposite, and asked: "You are so young, and you were sent to learn Taoism by your family?"

"No, I went by mistake." Qi Xuan turned around and left. After finding Ruan Yan, he stared at him blankly and didn't speak.

Ruan Yan coughed lightly and said, "Master, we have no choice but to hand him over to you again."

"Yeah, it's said that he was an orphan in this life, and he was always disliked in the orphanage. He wanted to join Lingyin before, but he was not accepted. Somehow he passed Cangyun's exam, and this recording is all recorded , and can’t drive people back.” Lou Xiao echoed.

Ruan Yan continued: "And we don't worry about putting him elsewhere. It's better to keep him under our noses."

"This is not an example." Qi Xuan said blankly, then turned and left.

Lou Xiao and Ruan Yan nodded again and again, promising that there would never be a next time, after all it would be difficult to find another silence.

After Shen Mo closed the door, he was practicing drawing symbols when the knock on the door rang again.

He opened the door and found that it was the same kid just now, he couldn't help feeling suspicious.

"You didn't go wrong just now." Qi Xuan said in a flat tone.

Silence watched him walk by on short legs, deeply worried about his future school career.

Regarding the fact that his roommate is only four or five years old, Mo Mo feels that he has already prepared himself to be a baby daddy.However, he never expected that this roommate was actually a top student.

As soon as he entered the room, his roommate shook his head and sighed as soon as he saw the talisman he had drawn halfway through, with a look of irony: "I can't even admit that I taught you when I draw it like this."

Silence: Huh?

Qi Xuan: "Come here and stand up, I'll draw it again for you to see."

Silence was a bit awkward: "Can you reach the table?"

Xi Xuan: "..."

From then on, under the urging of Xueba's roommate, silent cultivation has advanced by leaps and bounds.

The author has something to say: Alright, this is the end of the episode, thank you for your company all the way, let’s do it all again~

There is still a red envelope today, the last time~ I forgot to send it yesterday, and I will make it up today, please remember to check it~

Plus 'blockbuster', 'singing all the way', hahaha...