After wearing the book, I married the villain school grass

#What do you think of Lu Yinan's real-name system for reporting Cheng Xiaobei to Cheng Xiaobei, but was punished with a major demerit? #

Compared with the shocking title, the title of Zhihu obviously makes people feel a lot taller.

Many students directly expressed their opinions with their real names. Whoever asked Lu Yinan to report Cheng Xiaobei under the real name system failed, instead it became a joke.

[Ning Yuanshui: Lu Yinan is really a coquettish operation again and again, every time has no bottom line, embarrassing! 】

[Su Haoqing: After licking the dog until the end, there is nothing left. Lu Yinan is a male god Lu, why does he seem to have lost his mind recently? 】

【Yan Zeyu: Lu Yinan is just cannon fodder in this matter. The truth of the matter should not be limited to the surface. If you look deeper, you will find that Gu Wenxuan and Cheng Tianyu cannot escape the responsibility. 】

[Chen Changfeng: There is only one truth-the threesome must have a cuckold infighting, and Lu Yinan was arrested and sacrificed to heaven! 】

【…】

It has to be said that Yan Zeyu, the school bully, and Chen Changfeng, the school bully, have guessed the truth.

Cheng Xiaobei, who was doing "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall", heard the broadcast, took advantage of the soup cooking time, and went to the forum, read the post, and replied with his real name.

[Cheng Xiaobei: To be honest, Lu Yinan is a mad dog?And persecution paranoia!If you target me, target me well, and always use these ineffective and mentally retarded methods to lower my compulsion, okay?It's a waste of my time. I just want to know, how did you, a person who wants IQ but no IQ, survive to this day?Lu Yinan is a joke! 】

In fact, Cheng Xiaobei had already left enough room to hate Lu Yinan. After all, he was too mean to make his image extremely bad. It was not worth the candle.

After replying to the post, Cheng Xiaobei couldn't help shouting at Su Haoqing and others in the post.

[Cheng Xiaobei: Su Haoqing, Yan Zeyu, Chen Changfeng, Ning Yuanshui, your family's heartthrob Cheng Xiaobei calls you to come to the dormitory for dinner! ps: Today's dinner is Fujian cuisine, one of the eight major cuisines! 】

[Su Haoqing: Su Family·Cheng Xiaobei·Palm Pet, here I come! 】

[Yan Zeyu: The Yan family·Cheng Xiaobei·little baby, here I come! 】

[Ning Yuanshui & Chen Changfeng: ...]

A certain prince of the empire who was watching the screen looked at the post, "Palm Pet" and "Little Baby" were not pleasing to the eye no matter what, and even turned off his brain a little annoyed.

At this time, his subordinates knocked on the door, came in, and said respectfully: "Prince, today the head of state and the first lady held a banquet in the back garden. The banquet is about to start. When will the prince go?"

Duanmu Suyuan got up from the chair, thinking about what happened at the banquet in his previous life, he became more and more irritable.

"No." After leaving two words, he walked out of the study, left the house, and headed towards the Union No. [-] School.

League No. 520 School, [-] dormitory, which is the dormitory where Cheng Xiaobei and Duanmu Suyuan live.

Ning Yuanshui, Su Haoqing, Yan Zeyu, and Chen Changfeng were all there.

Cheng Xiaobei was cooking "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" in the kitchen, and by the way, he also fried a few signature dishes of Fujian cuisine.

These signature dishes are: lychee meat, drunk pork ribs, dragon body anchovy shrimp, emerald pearl abalone, chicken minced golden bamboo shoots.

After the dishes were prepared, Cheng Xiaobei took some photos under Yan Zeyu's suggestion. Of course, he was incompetent as a photo editor, so he directly posted it on Weibo without editing the photos.

He used the Weibo account of "Pretending to be struck by lightning", and he will also use this little vest to be a food blogger in the future, and by the way, use food to promote the food of the earth.

@装力被雷打: Today’s earth food is released, which is the first signature dish of Fujian cuisine, Buddha Jumping Wall, and several other signature dishes of Fujian cuisine, namely: lychee meat, drunk pork ribs, dragon body phoenix tail shrimp, emerald pearl abalone , Chicken Minced Golden Shredded Bamboo Shoots.

After the incident on Tianyu Weibo, pretending to be struck by lightning has attracted 500 million fans. Later, he shared the food of the earth from time to time, and Yan Zeyu, Su Haoqing, and Ning Yuanshui reposted it from time to time, and his fans reached 1000 million.

So as soon as this Weibo was published, fans left messages in rainbow farts every day.

— love love love!These dishes look so appetizing!I've already eaten, but I'm still hungry!

——Why should I pay attention to the food anchor who releases poison at night?He is also a blogger who knows how to cook earth food!Exhausted!

——I want to eat!I want to eat so much!I can't help drooling!

"..."

Cheng Xiaobei ignored the matter on Weibo for the time being.

When Cheng Xiaobei was going to contact Duanmu Suyuan, he asked him if he was coming back for dinner. Chen Changfeng and others told him that Duanmu Suyuan had a banquet at night, so he didn't contact him.

When he sat down and was about to start eating, when Duanmu Suyuan appeared in the dormitory, not only Cheng Xiaobei was surprised, but Chen Changfeng and others were also shocked.

Tonight's banquet is a blind date banquet specially held for the imperial prince Duanmu Suyuan.

Why didn't the protagonist show up at the banquet?

Cheng Xiaobei hurriedly got up from the chair, and said to Duanmu Suyuan in surprise: "They said, you will attend the banquet tonight, so I didn't ask you if you want to go home for dinner?"

Duanmu Suyuan's original irritability disappeared instantly when he heard the word "go home". He didn't know what was going on?But just inexplicably happy.

"The banquet is too boring." Duanmu Suyuan said lightly, "It's fine if you don't attend."

He walked to the dining table, Cheng Xiaobei took the initiative to pull out a chair for him to sit on, and then served him a meal.

"Let's eat together if you don't mind it." Cheng Xiaobei said with a smile.

Duanmu Suyuan nodded and began to eat.

Cheng Xiaobei said to Duanmu Suyuan: "Tonight's dish is Hokkien cuisine, and dishes such as Buddha Jumping Wall are the signature dishes of Hokkien cuisine."

"Fujian cuisine and Sichuan cuisine are the same eight major cuisines, but they have different tastes. We all know that Sichuan cuisine has its characteristics: [make good use of spicy and spicy seasonings, and the dishes are diverse, and the taste is both fresh and mellow.]"

"However, the characteristics of Fujian cuisine are different. Famous dishes are characterized by [scent], [taste], [freshness], [mellowness], and [meat fragrance]. Among them, red grains are seasoned, soup is made, and sweet and sour are three. Great feature."

Cheng Xiaobei introduced the characteristics of Fujian cuisine to Duanmu Suyuan.

Duanmu Suyuan and the others looked at Cheng Xiaobei in astonishment. They didn't expect him to know so much, not only Sichuan cuisine but also Fujian cuisine. The differences and characteristics of the two major cuisines can be described.

Duanmu Suyuan looked at Cheng Xiaobei with surprised eyes and asked, "How do you know that Fujian cuisine is one of the eight major cuisines?"

Originally, he cooperated with the Duan family to help take care of Cheng Xiaobei, to support him and prevent him from being bullied.

But after these few days of contact, he discovered that his knowledge in Chinese culture is very deep, at least in the field of earth cuisine, he has surpassed him.

Once the number one waste material in the alliance, now he knows so much in Chinese culture, doesn't he doubt that it is fake?

Cheng Xiaobei smiled at Duanmu Suyuan and said, "I know this from the notes left by my father Duan."

"Father Duan used the different tastes of the cuisines to find historical materials to prove the eight major cuisines of the earth's cuisine, but his notes at the beginning were rather chaotic. Now I have sorted it out after I took over, and will send it to the Chinese Studies Association when it is finished." Cheng Xiaobei didn't take the credit, but used Duan Wenze as an excuse.

Speaking of Duan Wenze's presence, no one doubted Cheng Xiaobei's words.

Duanmu Suyuan nodded, and started to eat first, followed by others.

After the turmoil, Suyuan and the others in Duanmu were very satisfied, but at this time, the Fujian cuisine microblog posted on Weibo because of "pretending to be struck by lightning" caused a quarrel, and even the chef accused him of "pretending to be forced" Being struck by lightning", of course, this cannot be separated from the promotion of some people.