Complete Survival Manual

The moment Tsushima said what he wanted, someone came to ask him to go to the president's office.

"Miss Haruno," Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, looking full of anticipation, "Can I go together?"

"The president said he wanted to talk to Tsushima-kun first." Haruno Kirako politely refused, but there was inevitably a hint of curiosity on her face.

[Of course you will be curious! ]

Everyone in the detective agency complained in their hearts.

They all heard Tsushima's speech just now, and now they want to ask more questions than the documents accumulated on the desktop.

"Come back soon~" Osamu Dazai sat upright, his arms swaying left and right in mid-air.Obviously one of the parties was just going to have a peaceful and safe private conversation, but because of Osamu Dazai, an atmosphere similar to parting from life and death was abruptly created.

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai's ability to mobilize the atmosphere is outstanding.If it weren't for the fact that everyone present basically knew a little bit about the cause and effect, his deceptive performance would definitely win the sympathy of many people.

Tsushima glanced at him, and responded lightly, "It won't be long."

"is it?"

"Just words of conversation."

Osamu Dazai laughed, and his relaxed tone swept away the untimely tragedy factor in the air, "Then go, Tsushima, I'll wait for you here."

Tsushima also laughed, and he whispered in Dazai's ear, "Dazai, is there anything you want to remind me temporarily?"

His voice is very low, so low that if you don't listen carefully, you can only feel the breath of air.Osamu Dazai moved, and followed his example and said, "Mr. Ranpo is also beside the president."

[So there is nothing to hide. ]

"Mr. Ranpo."

Edogawa Ranpo is the trump card of the detective agency. Before meeting him, Tsushima never thought that people's thinking ability can be strong enough to be used as a supernatural ability.

Ever since he knew Edogawa Ranpo, Tsushima has been intentionally or unintentionally avoiding confronting Edogawa Ranpo.This next time should be regarded as a real "first meeting".

When they said this, the atmosphere was a bit strange, Nakajima Atsushi held his breath involuntarily, and after Tsushima's figure disappeared in the door of the president's office, he took a big breath as if he realized it.

Quan Jinghua's expression was a little strange.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be in a good mood. He threw himself into the chair, turned around a few times and found a pair of earphones to put them on, humming a strange tune.

"Hey, Dazai." Several deep wrinkles appeared between Kunikida Doppo's eyebrows. If a mosquito dared to stay between his eyebrows, it would surely be trapped to death.Kunikida Doppo's current voice is definitely not a sign of a good mood, but the person whose name he called was not conscious at all, and did not give him the slightest reaction.

Kunikida Doppo, who felt that he was being tricked from just now, couldn't control his hand, and Atsushi Nakajima seemed to hear some strange game dubbing narration in an exaggerated tone.

[Kunikida-kun's eyebrows are about to stand up!pen!The pen was pinched and broken!The next second... Oh!Kunikida rushed up!He rushed up! ! ! ]

The members who originally wanted to ask questions showed a look of watching the show, and collectively gave way, leaving room for Kunikida to play.

"Dazai! What the hell is going on?!"

"Pain Pain—"

Kunikida Doppo's blue veins were throbbing in the corner of his forehead, he grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar, lifted the young man up and swayed it left and right in the air.The smooth muscles that were usually hidden under the clothes were pumping and exerting force, and the furious Kunikida Doppo showed his extraordinary strength at this moment.

Yosano Akiko wowed, looking eager to try, "If I can dissect it..."

Tanizaki Junichiro stiffened when he heard these words, trying to stay away from Yosano Akiko.

"It really hurts, Kunikida-kun—"

"To shut up!"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..." He turned his head to look at Izumi Kyoka with a stiff neck, "Little Kyoka, did you make a mistake. No matter how you look at it, Mr. Dazai..."

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like someone who has been in the mafia!

This is too scary.

Quan Jinghua didn't respond immediately, the purple-haired girl lowered her head slightly, and seemed to be thinking about something seriously.

"Kyoka sauce?" Nakajima Atsushi shouted with some doubts.

"Ah." Quan Jinghua recovered, but did not answer Atsushi Nakajima's question.She raised her head to look at Osamu Dazai who was flung around as if he had no bones, and asked seriously: "Senior, are you and Mr. Tsushima lovers?

"...Mirror, Mirror Flower Sauce?!"

Kunikida Doppo's hand stopped.

"No." Osamu Dazai coughed a few times, struggling to breathe, "Cough, why does Kokageka think we are lovers?"

"Because during the □□ training, the teacher said what a lover is." Quan Jinghua said calmly, "The relationship between you and Mr. Tsushima completely conforms to what the teacher taught me."

[What training? ? ? ]

[etc. ]

[Love, lover? ! ]

"What a misunderstanding." Osamu Dazai spread his hands while maintaining the difficult movement of being held by the collar, and said relaxedly: "Although I don't know where you got it, Kokageka, but the relationship between me and Tsushima Definitely not lovers~" He squinted his eyes, and what he said made it impossible to tell the truth from the fake, "We will never become that kind of relationship."

[It seems that I have been separated from the world since I was born. The joy of others is not joy to me, and I seem to be completely incomprehensible to the wishes of others.There's nothing wrong with following fate in a muddle-headed way, but a life that doesn't change seems too boring.I thought I could find what I was looking for when I left the place, but no, there is nowhere. ]

Until finally, he discovered a secret.

[I can't love. ]

People who don't even love themselves can't survive in this world.

So he chose to escape.

Escape to a place where no one can find it, and simply end your life neatly.

But then...

[Go to the good side, Dazai. ]

The indifferent soul seemed to fly out of the shell, Osamu Dazai smiled beautifully on the surface, but looking carefully, it was not the case at all.His face is like a mask drawn with a paintbrush, and he treats everyone in the detective agency with an illusion of normality.

"Mr. Kunikida."

Tsushima is back.

Kunikida Doppo saw Edogawa Ranpo standing a little behind Tsushima, he looked over with some doubts, Edogawa Ranpo nodded.

"Tsushima may stay in the detective agency for a while." He bit a lollipop, and said vaguely: "In short, that's it."

After hearing Ranpo's words, Kunikida Doppo happily let go.He pushed his slippery glasses and said seriously, "Since Mr. Ranpo said..."

"Dazai, I'm here." Tsushima caught Dazai Osamu and patted him on the back in a comforting manner.

Osamu Dazai moved, finding a comfortable position for himself.

"...This guy is exactly the same as Dazai in some respects."

For example, doing your own thing on your own.

Kunikida Doppo, who hadn't finished speaking, snorted heavily from his nasal cavity, his face was still not pretty, but it was much better than before, and he seemed to have calmed down a lot.

After watching the daily confrontation between colleagues with Akiko Yosano, he looked at the Tanizaki brothers and sisters thoughtfully, "I always feel that the relationship between these two is a little familiar."

Kenji Miyazawa: "Huh?" The simple country boy watched the whole thing, but he didn't see anything wrong.

Atsushi Nakajima looked left and right, suddenly realized.

[The relationship between Dazai-san and Tsushima-san is like the relationship between the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, which cannot be studied deeply...]

After noticing the concerned eyes, Tanizaki Naomi who didn't know when she was sitting on her brother's lap laughed, she hugged Tanizaki Junichiro's shoulder, "Brother--"

Before the suspected orthopedic brothers and sisters started their sweet daily life, everyone looked away tacitly.

Kunikida Doppo had already accepted the addition of temporary members to the society. He took out the schedule and took a pen to draw on it.

"Since one more person is added, the work must be redistributed. In terms of time, um, this time should be saved..."

"Kunikida-kun Kunikida-kun!" Osamu Dazai raised his hand, "It's a newcomer joining the company! Shouldn't there be a party or something to celebrate?"

Kunikida Doppo repeated, "Party?"

"That's right!" Osamu Dazai drew an exaggerated circle in the air, and said cheerfully: "Isn't it customary for every newcomer to have his own party? It's also said in the book that let newcomers feel the spirit of a company." The best way is to hold an event with full participation, which can increase the cohesion among colleagues and improve the efficiency of work later.”

The words "improve work efficiency" crossed the ears of Kunikida Doppo, who was going to ignore it. He raised his head from the schedule and asked hesitantly, "Can it really improve work efficiency?"

Dazai Osamu's credibility with him is completely negative, and now when he encounters such tricks, his first reaction is to doubt.

But this time it does sound reasonable...

"Speaking of which, I seem to have seen similar data surveys." Tsushima recalled, "It is said that after using this to eliminate people's laziness, everyone's work efficiency can usually be increased by about one percentage point on average."

"Is there only one..."

Osamu Dazai: "Don't underestimate it, Kunikida-kun!" He said, "Although the data is small, the accumulated power often has incredible power. Kunikida-kun should have a deep understanding of this, after all, accurate Doesn’t the time saved by your schedule turn into chunks of free time you can use in the end?”

"You're right." Kunikida Doppo opened the notebook, "It's better to write it down first."

"Yes, yes, write it down."

"Parties can increase productivity..."

Yosano Akiko stretched her waist, turned and went back to the medical room, obviously anticipating the next scene.

Sure enough, the next second came the crisp sound of "I lied to you~" and something snapped.

The bustling daily life of the detective agency is still going on at a leisurely pace.

Tsushima noticed that Edogawa Ranpo was looking at him, and he smiled, "That's not bad, Mr. Ranpo?"

Edogawa stared at him for a few seconds, then took out a few lollipops from his pocket.He chose for a long time, picked out one and threw it to Tsushima.

"Here, this is a gift from a famous detective."

"Is it a thank you gift?"

"No." Edogawa hummed a song in disorder, and went to unpack his snacks, "It's just a small gift for your trust in us. In the end, you chose to trust the president and me. You have vision."

Tsushima smiled and peeled off the candy wrapper.

The crystal sugar balls have sweet colors.

He tasted it and stuck out his tongue.

"So sweet."

The author has something to say: I reached the last twelve o'clock...

I don't know why today's things are all crowded together, it's a bit late, sorry sorry.

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