Complete Survival Manual

"Don't look at me like that." Osamu Dazai covered Tsushima's eyes and said with a low smile, "My life is not as boring as you think, it's better to say that every day is too colorful. Chuya once said However, in terms of being assassinated, it is not an exaggeration for me to be called an expert. In the past few years, the performances of those assassins, whether brilliant or not, have brought me a lot of fun."

"Really." Tsushima grabbed his wrist and said slowly, "I thought the endless work without being able to skip shifts was enough to be called the number one boring thing."

The hand covering the eyes moved down, pinching Tsushima's cheek unceremoniously, "A child must be sweet to be cute."

"Of course I can speak nice words, but it is very difficult to speak nicely in the face of the culprit who brought me into this world." Tsushima smiled, "If you are a beautiful lady, I can do it Things you want me to do, but you don't, Dazai."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai pretended to be surprised, "Did I lose on this point?"

"That's right, it's a pity." Tsushima patted Osamu Dazai's hand, motioning him to let go.

There was a smile in Dazai Osamu's eyes that were not bound by bandages. He let go of his hands and sat in the swivel chair. With a flick of his arm, he put Tsushima directly on his lap.

The child's body is not heavy, but it is not weightless.Tsushima raised his eyebrows, without even a symbolic struggle, and let himself fall into Dazai Osamu's arms.The chair turned around, and Osamu Dazai pressed his chin firmly on the top of Tsushima's head—it was a very good height.

"It's good that you resemble him." Tsushima could feel the vibration in his chest when he spoke, "Tsushima, may I give you a gift?"

Tsushima: "I guess your gift won't be a boring story."

"I can tell you everything you want to know." Osamu Dazai said, "This is not a gift, this is your own right."

Then he really started telling stories.

It was a story about saving the world.

Tsushima actually has some guesses about why Osamu Dazai became the leader of the mafia in this world.But when he really heard the person in the story say "it's for salvation", he still felt that it was like a third-rate emotional novel written by a clumsy writer at will.And this realistic novel is full of a lot of illogical descriptions. With the blessing of the author's whimsy, the direction of this novel seems quite bizarre.

"Isn't it a good deal to exchange the death of an insignificant supporting role for the perfect ending of the protagonists?" Osamu Dazai smiled happily, but Tsushima only felt a deep black nothingness.

He kind of wanted to laugh, but couldn't.

He couldn't comment on Osamu Dazai's actions.

——Because he and the person named "Oda Sakunosuke" have never had an intersection.

Osamu Dazai: "Are you going to stop me?"

Tsushima thought for a while, and said, "That's your own decision."

"Yeah." Dazai Osamu smiled, and let go of the arm holding Tsushima, "There is nothing to say about other things, just leave a little suspense as something to pass the time for you. From now on, knowing me You can only be active on this floor according to the whole plan, and you can tell me directly if you need anything.” He thought for a while and added, “The 'I' over there should be able to find the clues I left soon, tomorrow You can go back."

"A detective game?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai was still smiling, and he affirmed Tsushima's statement, "What is the relationship between me and you, you can find it yourself. All the clues are in this floor, as long as you find If you get the correct answer, I will give you the prepared gift."

"Come on, Tsushima."

……

There were blank spaces in the document, Osamu Dazai came back to his senses, and let go of the hand pressing the space bar.

The strong smell of smoke filled the entire space, and the smoke caused by the continuous burning of tobacco made Osamu Dazai fall into an unknown state of emptiness.Although intellectually he knew that he had to look for all possible clues and find someone who left without saying goodbye as soon as possible, but in fact Osamu Dazai was in a rather poor state.

He always unconsciously thinks about the lost connection between him and Tsushima.

Obviously this was a shackle that he had to accept for unknown reasons, a yoke that would make them kill each other at some point, but when it disappeared suddenly, he also felt uncomfortable.

[Just giving up like this is actually the best result. ] There was an indifferent voice in his heart that kept persuading, [Give up everything Tsushima brought while now, so that you will never be stabbed by the possible future. ]

[Give up, give up. ]

[Pretend that you have never met him, and continue to live as before. ]

[give up--]

"Go to bed when you're not working, don't just stay there."

An impatient voice came, overwhelming Osamu Dazai's heart, and he rarely looked over with a little blankness.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the windows to allow fresh air to replace the smog he caused.

It has been two days since Tsushima disappeared, Osamu Dazai skipped work and went to Nakahara Chuya's apartment for two days.Zhong Yuanzhong is still clocking in to work normally, but people who know him are politely asking him if something happened.

There is no other reason, because he has been smoking too much these two days, to the point where Alice would run away holding her nose when she saw him.

After smoking for two days in a row, Zhong Yuanzhong finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"You haven't rested for two days, bastard mackerel." Nakahara Zhong also sorted out the materials that were thrown all over the floor, and said without raising his head, "If you continue like this, you will die suddenly before you find Tsushima."

Osamu Dazai lay down on his back, "The suicide method of sudden death sounds good, but dying in the little slug's house is really unappetizing."

Documents were flying all over the sky, they folded themselves into several stacks, and threw them down towards Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai looked at the ceiling without moving, and there was nothing in his pupils.The document turned a corner on the way and landed beside Osamu Dazai.

Nakahara looked at him for a while, then suddenly asked: "I've wanted to ask for a long time, Dazai, is there any means between you and Tsushima to determine whether the other party is dead or alive?"

"...very sharp, Chuya." Dazai Osamu bent his eyes and laughed, and said in a light voice, "But it's impossible to find him with this, because it's already 'ineffective'."

"Tsk." Zhong Yuanzhong also clicked his tongue, and said impatiently, "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh, your expression is ugly as hell."

Osamu Dazai's smile seemed to be solidified on that face, and after listening to Nakahara Chuya's words, the curvature didn't change a bit.

Nakahara Chuya still wanted to say something more, but he gave up what he wanted to say because he saw something unexpected. He kicked Osamu Dazai, "Hey, Dazai, your turn has come."

Osamu Dazai sat up slowly, staring intently at the middle of the living room which had been emptied of furniture.

There, the black mist was struggling to be pulled away from the air, and they gathered in strands, and a horse that seemed to have an erratic figure gradually appeared in front of them.

headless horse.

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, "Is it?"

Osamu Dazai jumped up suddenly, "Chuya Chuya, try to see if you can feel its current state?"

"what?"

"As the same kind, it should be easy! Try it, try it.

Osamu Dazai kept urging, "Chuya—"

"Okay, okay, I got it!" Nakahara Nakaya got a headache from being quarreled by Osamu Dazai, "Who else is its kind, bastard!"

"It's you, Chuya." Dazai Zhizhi said naturally, "The headless horse has no head, and the dwarf has no brains, so of course they can be regarded as the same kind!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Dazai—!"

Osamu Dazai dodged Nakahara Chuya's fist, and instead of stimulating Nakahara Chuya, he looked at him expectantly.

Zhongya Nakahara suddenly felt more disgusting than eating flies. He ignored his abnormal ex-partner and tried to try the "perception" that Osamu Dazai called.

As the person who fought with the headless horse at sea, Zhong Yuanzhong also quickly discovered that something was wrong.

"……too weak."

"what? What?"

"I said, the headless horse has become weaker." Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned, looking at the headless horse.Compared with any inexplicable perception, Zhongyuan Zhong also prefers to call his own feeling a judgment of the opponent's strength.

The headless horse has undoubtedly become weaker. The black mist gathered in front of Zhongye in the Central Plains is not even half of the headless horse that turned the world upside down with him back then.

"Something... took away half of his power." Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the headless horse's lost eyes, and added, "Perhaps it also lost its consciousness."

Osamu Dazai: "That's it." He said to himself, "Half took Tsushima and left, half stayed... Chuya, isn't this very similar to a key that someone left for us?"

Nakahara Chuya: "The key?"

Dazai Osamu: "If there is a key, there must be a 'lock'," he said firmly, "There must be something acting as a lock. As long as the lock is unlocked, Tsushima can come back."

What is a lock?

"Someone told me that I will meet a turning point, and the turning point is a blank wordless book, which can fulfill any wish of the owner." Although Osamu Dazai was still smiling, his side face was inexplicably gloomy, " Books..."

"Where did you hear that?" Nakahara Chuya said, "Such props actually do exist?"

"Dream." What Osamu Dazai said casually sounded like perfunctory, he changed his voice, "So we are going to find it now and make a wish on it."

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

He was silent for a while, seeing that Osamu Dazai didn't intend to change his words, he couldn't believe it, "Huh?"

What kind of fairy tale world is this follow-up?

The author has something to say: Today is May Day, so it is still updated (what is the reason)

The dead line update before twelve o'clock every day, I always feel like I am jumping repeatedly between goo and no goo

I want to hug Tsushima and take a breath to restore my spirits!

Tsushima (laughs): Yes.

Leader Zai (laughs): You can think again.

Buteizai (laughs): I think the one with the red scarf can also think about it.