Complete Survival Manual

Osamu Dazai was silent for two seconds, and changed the subject as if nothing had happened.

"There's something I've wanted to ask since just now, did Tsushima-kun come here after dinner?"

"Huh? You didn't eat anything tonight, did you?"

Dazai's upper body swayed from side to side, and he said cheerfully with a smile on his face, "You know me well, Tsushima-kun!"

"What do you want to eat."

"……Hey?"

"I'm asking, what do you want to eat?"

Tsushima repeated his words, Dazai Osamu stopped, and looked at Tsushima with a strange expression for a moment.

"Did you actually come to this trick?"

"Because it's very efficient." Tsushima said, "I found that most of the people I hated before were straight-talking dogs." He seemed to recall something special, so that his expression seemed It's kind of bad, "But I have to say, sometimes hitting the straight ball can have unexpected effects."

"Wow, what a surprise. Is this from your experience?"

"You can try it later."

Osamu Dazai drew in the distance between the two of them, and looked at him carefully as if he had never known Tsushima before.

"I think one bedtime story is enough." He looked into Tsushima's eyes and smiled, almost whispering, "What should I do, I don't want to tell it anymore."

"Then let's not talk about it." Tsushima didn't hesitate, he stretched out his arms and embraced the person in front of him, "Don't show such an expression, Dazai."

This reminds me of myself who was once ignorant, but fortunate enough to see the light of the sky.

["Xiu Zhi, you have been calling for help to this world."]

Now this sentence seems to be applicable to Osamu Dazai.

[Even if it was only for a moment, did you encounter something that saved your own light? ]

For the first time, Dazai felt what Tsushima hadn't said.

[If you want to, I will have no bottom line for you. ]

He quietly let Tsushima hold him without any resistance.

The test has come here, and the result has already been obtained.

[Isn't this completely pampering me? ]

"Come and listen to the story, Tsushima-kun." Dazai Osamu sighed, and finally took a step back, "This is a fairy tale about me being picked up by a black-hearted doctor, experiencing many fantastic events, and finally successfully changing jobs. .”

The story of Dazai Osamu began when he met an underground black doctor.

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["On a sunny morning, I woke up in a familiar bed."]

Open your eyes, it's another new day.

After confirming where he is now, Osamu Dazai lifted the quilt and walked to the bathroom.

The bathroom is in the bedroom, a small room directly separated from it.It is visually integrated with the door connected to the bedroom and the large pile of sundries. People who are not familiar with this place cannot find the existence of the bathroom at all.

Apparently Osamu Dazai was very familiar with this place, he avoided those sundries with ease, and pushed open the bathroom door.

Turn on the tap and nothing happens.

Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks, closed and opened it several times before the water reluctantly flowed down amidst the creaking background sound.

Holding up the cold water and splashing it on his face, the only sleepiness left in him disappeared without a trace.

When taking the towel, Osamu Dazai saw the fresh scar on his wrist.He touched his wound and understood why he was here.

Drops of water rolled down his chin and onto the wound, and he sighed in disappointment.

"Ah, I was rescued again."

"Dazai-kun, this is the third time this week."

Through the mirror hanging on the bathroom wall, Osamu Dazai saw the speaker.

The black-haired man in a white coat looked decadent, and his feeble accusation made Osamu Dazai show a disgusted expression.

"Bringing in without knocking, Dr. Mori looked super-suspicious."

Mori Ogai leaned against the door frame and complained aggrievedly, "That's because Dazai-kun committed suicide in my bathroom last time."

"I was told that you can kill yourself painlessly by submerging your entire head with water."

"As far as the outcome, was it painless?"

"Doctor Sen clearly knows it all."

"Dazai-kun also knew that it would be very painful, so he tried it anyway."

"Be brave to try." Dazai Osamu held the door and smiled at Mori Ogai.The next second, the door was slammed shut.

Mori Ogai, who had expected it for a long time, took a step back, looked at the closed door in front of him, and stroked his bearded chin.

"Dazai-kun, please remember to come to the clinic later."

Osamu Dazai responded vaguely, and Ogai Mori walked back through the corridor to the clinic in front.

Alice is dealing with a difficult guest.

She sat on the table and said impatiently to the man who came to see the doctor: "The shrapnel needs to be removed, and you need surgery. You won't let me do it, will you? You will die if you lose too much blood? You don't need to tell me about this kind of thing." I also know, you just need to keep your mouth shut and wait for Rin Taro to come back."

"Alice-chan, do you have any guests?" The doctor in white came out from the dark corridor, Alice's eyes lit up, she jumped off the table and ran over to Chao Mori Ogai.

"Rintaro!"

"It's great that Alice is so energetic~" Dr. Sen, who received the treatment of throwing a young girl into his arms, seemed to be more energetic.He hugged Alice, and said with happiness: "Alice-chan is also very cute today, so cute that I don't feel pain when I put it in my eyes."

Alice slapped Mori Ogai's face with disgust. She didn't hold back her hands at all, and the red slap print clearly appeared on Mori Ogai's face.

"Doctor, doctor..." The guest over there let out a weak cry.

Mori Ogai let go of Alice, as if he had just noticed that he still had a guest waiting for help.

"I'm going to stop the bleeding of this guest." Mori Ogai patted Alice's head with the palm print, "The Dazai-kun will come later, Alice-chan can move freely now."

Alice snorted, carried her skirt and walked to the corridor where Mori Ogai came. Mori Ogai watched Alice leave softly.

Later, during the operation, Mori Ogai sighed to his guest: "Whether Alice-chan is angry or acting like a baby, she is very cute."

The guest's wound was bleeding, and he passed out in the middle of the operation without anesthesia, so he couldn't answer the doctor's exclamation.

The operation ended quickly, if it wasn't for the long delay, the man lost a lot of blood, and Mori Ogai took a little effort to hang him, he could have ended faster.

After the person's companion came to take him away, Mori Ogai took off the blood-stained medical gloves.

He didn't look back in the direction of the medicine cabinet, but he knew that Osamu Dazai had been looking there for a long time.

"Dazai-kun, those medicines are not drinks that you can drink casually."

"I didn't drink indiscriminately."

Osamu Dazai quickly denied it, Mori Ogai shook his head, opened the drawer and took out an unopened roll of bandages.

"Come and bandage it, the wound has opened again just now."

"Ah." Dazai Osamu's re-opened wound due to changing clothes is constantly producing fresh blood, and the blood drips down his fingertips on the floor. He handed his wrist over and frowned, "Yesterday was Who saved me?"

"It's an outsider." Mori Ogai gave him medicine to stop the bleeding, and said after thinking for a while, "He claimed to be a young reporter who came to investigate the current situation in Leibo Street. He said that he saw you dying when he passed by, and decided to save you. Afterwards, you inquired about the nearby doctors, and then sent you to my place. Good luck, Dazai-kun."

"This is a manifestation of bad luck," Osamu Dazai complained, "It's really a coincidence that a well-meaning reporter with excess empathy appears."

"Oh, about this, I actually have something to ask Dazai-kun."

The author has something to say: I don’t know if you have noticed, but Tsushima is actually a little more mature than the current Dazai.

Because everything that should be experienced has been experienced, even though they are the same age.

But although it seems that Tsushima is accommodating Dazai's temptation and willfulness, in fact, it is Tsushima who is more psychologically dependent.They have all found out so far, and Tsushima has been trying to figure out what's going on with his state.

Dazai is interested (after all, he looks exactly the same and is familiar, like another self), but he is indifferent (because whether he knows the truth or not has nothing to do with his appearance).

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Regarding the brain hole of my gay friend, to be honest, I have already completed my brain 23333

Shuangzailiang is so delicious, I also want to wait for a follow-up (longing eyes).

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Today is Dazai's occasion, come, let's listen to Dazai's story together.