Scum cultivation system

"Oh my God... I'm going home..."

Yi Kezhi, who was downcast and lying on the table, looked hopeless.

Yi Keshi, who only recovered from the blow after being reminded by the school security, returned home when it was completely dark.

Xiaozhi, who is completely pretending to be dead, only has a little sense of presence on the transparent panel.

Having said that, what the hell is the degree of blackness?

Yi Kezhi, who tried to cheer himself up, asked Xiaozhi while cooking for himself.

In the eyes of outsiders, she looks no different from talking to herself.

"The degree of blackness is an important indicator for judging the completion of the mission☆"

Xiaozhi finally seemed to be alive, although his tone still made Yi Kezhi want to rub and beat him very much.

"So? That is to say, the higher the degree of blackening, the higher the completion rate of the task?"

"It's just like what Xiao Keshi said~ The higher the blackness of the target, the greater the percentage of mission completion~"

Yi Keshi took a sip of the boiled noodles, um, the taste is a bit bland, so add some salt.

"What effect does the degree of blackening have on the target of the attack?"

"It will become more aggressive~"

Yi Keshi threw the spatula aside.

"What is it! What is it!"

"Ahaha~ Let Xiao Kezhi explore this part of the fun by himself~"

"Fun you bastard—"

Yi Kezhi picked up the spatula and washed it, and suddenly wanted to test an idea, so he spoke.

"Uh, scum support system, turn off Xiaozhi."

"Confirm to close the AI ​​program and end the mission guidance."

"Wow, it can really be turned off."

"Hey, hey! Xiao Kezhi, don't turn me off! I'm very useful! Say something that can help you complete tasks better!"

Yi Kezhi looked at the words displayed on the transparent panel that appeared in the void simultaneously with Xiaozhi's words, and said expressionlessly, "Ah, is that so?"

"Yeah yeah!"

Xiaozhi, who speaks in a little girl's voice, is really pitiful in terms of senses.

"Then what does it mean to explore on your own?"

"Hey, this, the system stipulates, you can't say it, there are prohibited items."

"Then turn it off."

"No! QAQ"

After bullying Xiaozhi satisfactorily, the uneasiness caused by the blackening degree prompted by the system improved a lot, so Yi Keshi calmly sat down to eat noodles.

What an outrageous delusion it is to expect an ordinary (bad) high school student to cook a three-course, one-soup dinner with all the flavors and flavors.

Yi Keji, who can cook noodles by himself, is very satisfied with his results.

Well, the saltiness of the noodles is just right.

Yi Keshi, who was eating dinner contentedly, completely ignored Xiaozhi's complaining voice that was chattering in his ear.

"Ring-ring--"

The phone's initial ringtone rang.

I don't know if it's the benefits of the novice task, and there is no such thing as how to get along with his family. Yi Kezhi, who lives alone, has no relationship with relatives or friends and classmates he knew before. This pair is completely unaccustomed to how to do the task Yi Kezhi breathed a sigh of relief.

It was the first time this phone rang.

While putting down the chopsticks, he took out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket with his left hand. The 11-digit number displayed on it was not the name in the address book.

This is someone he doesn't know, and it looks like the number belongs to the local area, but Yi Keshi has no impression either in reality or in the process of playing the game.

"Who is it? Is it the wrong number or a small advertisement?"

Putting the phone aside, Yi Kezhi continued to eat noodles, ignoring its vibration + ringtone.

After about a minute, the sound stopped automatically, and Yi Keshi didn't bother to pay attention to it.

But this stop was only for a few seconds, and the bell rang again, as if it had the momentum to call you until you answered the phone if you didn't answer it.

"Who the hell is that!"

The impatient Yi Kezhi had to stop his chopsticks and press the answer button. The background from the other end of the phone was very quiet, and he could hear the sound of breathing, followed by the familiar, clear and hearty voice like a wind chime.

"Good evening, Kezhi."

Hey hey hey! ! !

Isn't this the voice of Shi Ying's classmate?

Yi Keshi hurriedly took the phone in front of him and looked at it, and it was indeed connected, but the technology is so advanced now that the voice of listening to the phone seems to be ringing in his ears.

"N-Good evening, Shi Ying."

"It's my daughter, Keli's memory is really bad."

Cold sweat dripped down Yi Kezhi's forehead. It seemed a little dangerous if he didn't call him this name.

Xiaozhi's voice also appeared at the right time: "Student Shi Ying's degree of blackness has increased a little~"

What is this thinking, will a name increase the degree of blackness?

Although he was complaining in his heart, Yi Keshi took advantage of the situation and changed his address.

"A sensible dinner isn't very healthy."

"It's quite convenient to eat noodles, and it's delicious."

As soon as he said that, Yi Keshi couldn't help but look around, he would know what he had for dinner, and where is Shiying now?

"Hehe, is Keshi worried? Don't worry, I've investigated it, and there are no bad people around."

No, you are the most dangerous guy, right?

Yi Keshi wanted to say it very much, but he still let the words that he almost spat out back into his throat.

"Oh, all right."

Talking dryly, Yi Keshi reached out to pick at the rough edge of the table.

"I want to play with Kezhijia for a while, is that okay?"

"Eh?"

The movement of the fingers stopped, and Yi Keshi was so stiff that he didn't know how to answer.

"Is there no one else in Kezhi's family? Then can I come and play?"

"This one……"

Don't come!Don't come!Please ah ah ah!

Yi Kezhi, who was roaring inwardly and swiping the screen, could only pretend to be very calm.

"I'm outside the door, please open the door."

...You don't mean to be rejected at all, do you?

Yi Kezhi couldn't answer, hung up the phone stiffly, and heard a slow knock on the door indeed.

"Does this look like a ghost movie, Xiaozhi?"

"Ahaha, people say that they don't know anything~"

"I must complain to you after I finish this task!"

Yi Keshi, who could only complain to Xiaozhi from the bottom of his heart, stood up and opened the door even though he was extremely reluctant.

Although the performance of Shi Ying in the afternoon made me a little scared, but after all, he is the target of my strategy (gritting teeth), this kind of rejection behavior will not only increase the degree of blackness, but it may make my strategy fail.It's too bad that the novice mission will not work at all.

"I'm coming."

While murmuring to answer the door, Yi Keshi stood by the door, took a deep breath, and was ready to open the door.

"Kezhi, I'm here to play~"

The oncoming 13-year-old junior high school student pounced on him, as if he had been hit by a head hammer, and Yi Keshi painfully endured Shi Ying's hugging nirvana.

"Huan, welcome to come and play~"

Yi Keshi, whose mouth was twisted into a smile, tried his best to sound cheerful.

"I'm so thirsty, can I drink?"

Shi Ying let go of Yi Keshi, walked into the room on his own, and picked up the water glass on the table, which was just touched by the owner of the house.

"sure."

Anyway, the behavior of preventing people from drinking water is very strange, let’s just let it be, Yi Keshi thought so, and saw Shi Ying put his lips on the place where he just drank water, and said meaningfully as soon as she finished speaking. paused for a while.

"??!!"

how is thisImply kissing me indirectly? ? ?

A row of barrages frantically flashed through Yi Kezhi's heart.

"What's the matter? Kezhi."

Shi Ying smiled innocently and faced Yi Keshi.

"No, nothing."

Mama!Today's junior high school students are so scary!Today's junior high school girls are so scary!Help!Feel like being eaten!Who will save me!

Yi Kezhi's heart fluctuated violently, but whether it was Xiaozhi's voice chattering in his mind or the transparent panel in front of him, they were all dead silent.

"May I have a look at the recognizable room?"

After drinking the water, Shi Ying spoke very naturally what made Yi Kezhi terrified again.

"Ah, please."

"Keji, have a good dinner, I know how to get there."

Excuseme?

Why does his own room division win know how to get there?

Yi Keshi, who always felt that he knew something important, could only watch the other party humming and walking towards his room with complicated emotions.

"Ugh……"

Sitting down with a sigh, Yi Kezhi was almost sucking on the noodles one by one. He thought the food he cooked was very delicious, but now he has no appetite.

"Xiao Keshi did a good job! Teacher Ying's favorability has increased! The novice task is very simple, right? If you increase it a bit, you can meet some of the conditions for clearing the level~"

At this time, Xiaozhi in his head proudly showed his sense of existence.

"What do you mean by part of the conditions for customs clearance?"

Obviously not good at playing games, but intuitively grasped the most critical part of Xiaozhi's words.Yi Keshi frowned and asked inwardly.

"Three conditions need to be met to clear the customs. If any part is missing, it will be regarded as a failure of the mission and a failure of the strategy~"

"Which three conditions are those?"

"Prohibited Items Ehe☆"

"Hey, you are a ghost! Pentagram, you are a ghost!"

Yi Kezhi couldn't help complaining again.

"You didn't say anything useful! What's the use of your artificial intelligence for task assistance! What else can you do besides being cute!"

"QuQ people can also accompany Xiao Keshi to relieve boredom, chatting and so on."

"Mud Zoukai! Mud Zou!"

Being attracted by the cute Xiaozhi, Yi Kezhi, who also has a sudden change in his painting style, hastily stuffed all his face, hiding his face in pain.

My heart is so tired, I really want to go home, I really want to give up.

"Small things can be seen, small things can be seen~"

"what?"

"There are rewards for completing the mission~ People secretly tell you, don't tell others~"

"... I have no one to talk to, so what is the reward?"

"Although it is a forbidden item, I can secretly reveal a little bit to you~"

"..."

"The knowledge acquired in the game can also be used in reality! Skills are the same! But in terms of force, or magic and surreal things, there is no way to use it."

"Oh. Wait, you just said magic? Will there be magic background quests?"

"They didn't say anything~"

"..."

Knowing that he would never ask anything useful from Xiaozhi, Yi Kezhi simply put the bowls and chopsticks in the sink, washed his hands and wiped his mouth, and was about to go and see what was happening in his room. , What did the raider do.

But if knowledge can be used in reality, that is to say, I have much more time to study than others?Becoming a top student is not a dream.

And in terms of skills, although I don't know what the current [Light of Enthusiasm] will be useful in reality. After all, it seems to be a very useless thing, but who knows if there will be other better ones in the future.For example, teleportation, super powers of becoming bigger and smaller, etc.?

But this is surreal, right?I don't know where the boundaries of this system are.What is surreal, and what is tolerable?

There should be a reminder when you return to reality after completing the mission, right?

Unknowingly, Yi Keshi, who was motivated to do the task, opened his door while thinking about it in his head.

A beautiful girl was lying on her own bed with her face buried in the pillow.

"..."

No, there must be something wrong with the way I opened it.

Yi Keshi was stunned for a second, then decisively closed the door and opened it again.

A beautiful girl is lying on her bed, hugging her pillow tightly.

"..."

No, it's all an illusion, don't fool me!

Yi Keshi slammed the door shut, opened it again, and strode into the room.

This is beyond the point where you can't deceive yourself.

Because classmate Shi Ying sat up after seeing Yi Keshi, but still did not let go of the pillow in his hand.

With a strange blush on his face, he looked up at Yi Keshi who rushed to the bed.

"A recognizable taste."

"..."

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Countless garbled characters floated across Yi Kezhi's mind, even if her face was rubbed against the keyboard, she couldn't express the degree of frenzy in her heart.

God, do you want to call the police?Do you want to call the police?

A 13-year-old junior high school student appeared at the home of a 23-year-old head teacher, smelling the teacher's pillow and talking about the smell.

No, it will be you who was taken away, right?

Yi Kezhi's face turned livid.

Any top student is a lie!The beautiful girl you see at first sight is also an illusion!

this person!Absolutely!Indeed!There is no doubt about it!Abnormal!

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