Scum cultivation system
Chapter 221
Although it is sudden, what flavor of zongzi do you like?
There are many types of zongzi, and in this respect, its development is comparable to the diversity of dumplings and steamed buns.
As for why he asked this question, it was because of the scene in front of Yi Kezhi.
Only Yi Keshi and Shi Ying can understand the Dragon Boat Festival.
Jila itself is a person with a different worldview, but Fei Xiaobai, in the era when human beings are the rations of monsters, how could there be such things as zongzi.
Amy is considered an oriental, but the era she lives in is also a very distant future, when the country has no meaning.Naturally, it doesn't matter if zongzi is not zongzi, and the Dragon Boat Festival is not the Dragon Boat Festival.
I don't know if it was affected, but a group of people suddenly wanted to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.
Then it turned into Yi Kezhi pressing his phone to find out what other customs there are besides eating zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival, and the rest of the people were clamoring for what kind of zongzi to make.Such a troublesome and frustrating situation.
“It must be the meat dumpling that tastes better!”
Waste Xiaobai hugged the aluminum basin, the bright red meat stuffing was so full that it was about to overflow.
"Keji likes to eat sweet things, so making jujube rice dumplings is the right thing to do!"
Shi Ying put a pot of red dates on the table. ——Of course, the reason why she said that is because she likes to eat red date dumplings.
"Dumplings are delicious! Black beans, peanuts, nutritious and healthy!"
For some reason, Gila, who had turned into a dragon form, inserted a small bucket of mixed beans on his head between the two quarreling.
"Pacman Dragon! Hahahaha——Gee..."
Halfway through the ridicule, Amy was swept aside by Gila's tail.
"It hurts... Take it easy, bastard!"
Amy stood up rubbing her sore stomach, waved her hand, and placed a bunch of nutritional supplements on the table.
"The taste of you people is really strange. The zongzi must be filled with nutrients. The taste can appear randomly in it. Isn't it very exciting! Barbecue-flavored zongzi, salad-flavored zongzi, you can know the taste immediately after wrapping it. What's delicious? Yeah, not looking forward to it at all."
"You are the strangest person!"
"The odd thing is you're right."
“Meat dumplings are the best!”
The three of them looked at Amy coldly. The generation gap of this culture is thousands of years apart.
"It is definitely a good nutritional supplement!"
"Meat dumpling!"
"Beans are more nutritious!"
"Can you eat it without sweets?"
……
After a few words, a few people started arguing.
Yi Keshi, who had checked the information, was hit on the forehead by a red date thrown from the sky before he could stop it.
This was just the beginning, as the red dates flew in the air, the beans, minced meat and nutritional supplements also flew up.
"Hey! You guys! Stop! Stop!"
Yi Kezhi's voice was completely ignored, and the taste of zongzi was upgraded to other foods.
“Buns are definitely delicious with meat!”
“The bean paste buns are authentic!”
“Vegetable buns are the best!”
“Potato buns are delicious!”
Needless to say, the last one is Shi Ying who is obsessed with potatoes.
"Potatoes can't be used to make steamed stuffed buns!"
"Let's not count the meat, it's weird to put potatoes in the buns!"
"Potatoes and cabbage are different vegetables!"
The few people who attacked Amy together turned into a team of attackers to win again.
"...Eat, whatever you want..."
Yi Keshi stared dumbfounded at the few people who started to quarrel without knowing why, and muttered in a low voice.
Although she herself is a bean paste bun pie.
"no!"
"People with different tastes can't mingle!"
"This is war!"
"I know you don't talk!"
"..."
Yi Keshi sighed, simply found a corner to sit down, and cast a mournful glance at Xiaozhi who followed him.
"Aren't you going to discuss with them what tastes best?"
"I don't need to eat~"
Xiaozhi showed a bright smile.
"..."
"Xiao Ke knows your eyes are dead."
"To shut up."
Yi Keshi rested his chin on his hand, watching a group of people trying to convince each other from various angles which flavor is the best.
"Tofu nao! Tofu nao must be sweet and delicious! If you want to eat sweet rice dumplings, tofu nao must also be sweet!"
Ah, Shi Ying, you really said something extraordinary.
The salty bean curd brain party watching the battle, Yi Kezhi looked indifferently at his allies at the previous moment.
"Why is tofu nao so sweet! It tastes delicious with soy sauce! Salted tofu nao is the best!"
Yi Keji nodded at his sister's rarely consistent taste.
"It tastes better if it's spicy. Soy sauce alone has no taste, but it's better than Shi Ying's exaggeration. Tofu nao can't be eaten without chili."
Since Jila tasted chili, most things have become more spicy, which has far surpassed Yi Keli, who loves spicy food.
Others disapproved of Jira, who was a chili fanatic.
"The pepper taste is too strong, and the original umami taste of the tofu is gone."
"Well, no peppers, absolutely not."
Gila stared at the useless Xiaobai who had been silent all this time, to see what she thought.
"Tofu nao, isn't it delicious with coriander?"
"coriander!"
"coriander!"
"coriander!"
The three of them looked at Fei Xiaobai in shock at the same time, as if she had said something terrible.
"You, are you right? Put coriander? Soapy food?"
The horror on Amy's face could not be concealed at all.
"The coriander is delicious, and the tofu brain feels very fragrant after putting it on! It's delicious!"
Fei Xiaobai took out a handful of coriander from behind with a satisfied face.
"No! Take that thing away!"
Amy hid behind Shi Ying.
"Well……"
Shi Ying frowned, his face wrinkled into a ball.
"Xiaobai put this aside, okay?"
Ji La carefully kept a distance, as if Waste Xiaobai was holding a biochemical weapon in his hand.
"You are so strange."
Wasted Xiaobai tilted his head, threw the fresh coriander directly into his mouth, then picked up the soy sauce bottle on the side and mixed it directly.
"...!"
"!"
"—!"
The faces of the three of them turned blue, watching Fei Xiaobai gnawing on the parsley as if nothing had happened.
"It's a monster."
"Well, it's a monster."
"It's a monster."
Yi Kezhi watched the three of them gather in a circle and peek at each other.
"It means that there is no need to care about the taste and so on, which vary from person to person."
Yi Kezhi became quiet for a while, raised his hand and waved it.
However, they didn't gain the understanding of the few people, but instead received cold gazes.
"Yes, Kezhi can eat anything."
"Because my sister is not picky at all."
"Neither people nor food have principles."
"Master's stomach is very large."
"???"
Yi Kezhi was dumbfounded, blinked his eyes, and had no choice but to shut up.
However, her cuteness did not get the consideration of a few people, and it just changed from a civil war to a consensus with the outside world.
"My sister is very gentle with everyone."
"Will not reject others."
"Liya is a brave man."
"Master is welcome."
The four of them formed a circle, and the resentful eyes made Yi Kezhi feel cold all over.
"Well, everyone, go buy zongzi and come back to eat. It's too troublesome to wrap your own, so buy ready-made ones! There are many choices, right?"
With cold sweat on Yi Keshi's forehead, he tugged at Xiao Zhi who was beside him, but the other party could not count on him at all, so he ignored Yi Keshi's distress signal and whistled.
"Don't you want to do it yourself?"
Shi Ying tilted his head and looked at Yi Keshi.
"Amy wants to make zongzi for my sister. As long as it's made by Amy, my sister likes to eat it, right?"
Amy discharged a few nutrient supplements with a smile, and a liquid of unknown flavor flowed slowly in the lightly shining tube.
"Isn't it a custom to give the zongzi I made to the person I love the most?"
Ji La shook her tail. Although her size had shrunk, Long Wei hadn't weakened at all.
Where did you hear about this custom?Yi Kezhi only dared to complain in her heart, saying directly that she was very worried that this tail would entangle herself.
"Zongzi! Fun! Interesting!"
Waste Xiaobai happily plucked the zong leaves, looking for the target.
Although it is a good thing that everyone is very enthusiastic, but Yi Kezhi felt that if this continues, let alone eating rice dumplings at the Dragon Boat Festival, it is estimated that everyone will still struggle with the taste of rice dumplings during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
"Ahem, we can do something else. The Dragon Boat Festival is not only about eating rice dumplings, but also rowing dragon boats."
Yi Kezhi only wanted to change the subject, but he didn't expect that this move would lead to an even more miserable situation for him later.
Xiaozhi looked at Yi Keshi who was digging his own grave with pity, but the latter didn't notice it at all.
"Isn't it a dragon boat race?"
Teacher Ying raised his hand.
"A game? A game?"
Waste Xiaobai's eyes sparkled, looking at Shi Ying excitedly.
"Well, who can row the fastest dragon boat?"
Shi Ying briefly summarized the dragon boat race.
No no no, just general entertainment.
Yi Kezhi could only complain in his heart.
"No.1 has a reward?"
Amy's eyes lit up too.
"No.1 must be me."
The dragon opened its mouth wide.
"No.1 is Xiaobai!"
"It's me who is proficient in all means of transportation!"
No, a time machine and a dragon boat are not the same thing.
"Of course I am the one who is most familiar with the rules and is No.1!"
Yi Kezhi silently pretended that he did not exist, and prepared to slip away quietly.
Then the next moment, it was destroyed.
"Xiao Kezhi, won't you announce what the No.1 prize is?"
Xiaozhi sat on the window sill, waved his hand, and smiled.
"..."
Yi Kezhi glared at Xiaozhi viciously, and stared at the few people who had noticed him.
Glittering eyes, it hurts.Ah, it hurts my eyes.
"I--"
"What Xiao Keshi means is that if she is No.1, she will be rewarded to stay with her all day during the Dragon Boat Festival, and she can do whatever she wants!"
Xiaozhi interrupted Yi Keshi's words, jumped up and stood on the window sill, and waved his hand.
"Come on! Bring back the crown of victory for Xiao Keshi! Warriors!"
"Just shut up."
Yi Kezhi's weak resistance had no effect at all, because Xiaozhi's words sparked a warm light in the eyes of the others.
"Xiao Kezhi~ I will also participate~"
"You don't have to join in the fun."
Yi Kezhi stared at Xiaozhi lifelessly.
"Oh, I want to play too, seeing you guys having so much fun makes me feel so lonely~"
Xiaozhi jumped down, raised his hands and cheered along with him.
"Oh! Go forward! Come on! Robbing people!"
"...you will die alone forever."
Yi Kezhi just wants to lie on the ground and not get up, why should he accompany these crazy guys.
"Partners! Hey! Let's think about what clothes we want Her Royal Highness to wear and wait at the finish line."
As the culprit, Xiaozhi happily dragged Yi Keshi who was pretending to be dead.
"Princess dress?"
Ji La tilted her head and looked at Yi Kezhi's appearance, imagining in her mind.
"Wedding dress!"
Amy opened her eyes excitedly. She had been thinking about letting her sister wear a wedding dress for a long time. Although she was only angry when she saw it before, it was for her own sake when she saw it now, so there is nothing to be unhappy about.
"Exorcist Robe!"
Waste Xiaobai is still most used to the appearance of his master wearing a robe, although it is good to be easy to get close to now, it was also great in the past.
"Suit!"
Shi Ying thought of the suit that Yi Kezhi wore when he was a teacher before, and that time was the happiest and most relaxed in retrospect.
"Hey, friends, we have to unify our opinions, how about this." Xiao Zhi tapped his temple with his index finger, thinking of a good idea.
"Bikini!"
"No! You're crazy!"
Yi Kezhi opened his mouth and looked at Xiaozhi who couldn't believe her proposal.
"I've never seen my sister in a swimsuit."
Amy seemed to be moved, and looked up and down at Yi Keshi.
"Bikini?"
Waste Xiaobai tilted his head, not understanding the meaning.
"It's really, really bad. But I like it."
Jira narrowed her pupils with a smile.
"Summer is here."
Shi Ying nodded, and he didn't seem to object.
"No!"
Yi Keshi hugged his chest subconsciously, trying to block the sight of several people with this movement.
But this is just vain self-deception.
"Let go of me! Stop it! Ahhhhh!"
Yi Kezhi was surrounded, and then several hands flayed her body into a newborn lamb.
"Xiao Kezhi is cuter, and it's better to choose a cuter style."
Saying so, Xiaozhi threw Yi Kezhi into hell.
A flirty lace, two-piece swimsuit in pink with a cute kitten print.
Coupled with Yi Ke's white skin, it is indeed cute, and because her chest size is not too big, wearing a cute swimsuit will not feel inconsistent.
"cute!"
Xiaozhi made a comment.
"Full score!"
Shi Ying's cheeks flushed.
"Lia is so cute!"
Jira turned back into a human form, and looked at Yi Keshi with a smile on her chin, but her eyes turned scarlet.
"Sister...hass..."
Amy swallowed, reluctant to take her eyes away.
"Can Xiaobai have sex with his master?"
Wasted Xiaobai's black ears protruded from the top of his head, shaking vigorously.
No no no, the last one is too weird, right?
Yi Keshi looked at the completely fanatical lovers with teary eyes, and now she was sure that these people would definitely not listen to her.
Yi Kezhi, who was ashamed and trying to shrink into a ball, was carried up irresistibly, and she was brought to the top of a high tower by several people. There was no other way to leave this place except for flying.
Yi Kezhi looked desperately at the gigantic dragon carrying the others away.
This seat is a top-notch seat for the audience, just enough for Yi Kezhi to sit alone. In addition, she has thoughtfully prepared a live broadcast scene, as well as drinks and sun umbrellas, so she doesn't need to worry about heatstroke and the like at all.
It's just that this thoughtful arrangement didn't make Yi Keji feel happy at all.
Here you can see the camera over there, and here, the almost 360-degree camera with no dead ends fully presents Yi Kezhi's life without love in front of several people.
This tower just stood by the river, and other people have already made preparations. Each of them led a team of dragon boats and headed towards this tower as the finish line.
Yi Keshi could only vaguely see the figures of several people with his naked eyes, but he couldn't see their expressions clearly at all.
Anyway, Left and Right herself had no right to choose, so she simply sat down and let things develop.No matter what, if he couldn't go down, he could only wait for them to come up.
Gila's dragon boat doesn't look auspicious at all. The dragon's head is the same black as the magic dragon, and there are divine words printed on the boat, which can speed up the boat.
She turned into a human form and stood at the bow of the ship with great momentum.
Shiying's dragon boat is very ordinary, a common style, red and yellow with a traditional atmosphere.She wasn't worried that she would fail at all, she stared at the camera hanging beside her with burning eyes.
In Xiaobai's dragon boat, there are monster friends she caught temporarily on the boat. The hull of the boat is nothing special, but the helpful help is her biggest reliance.
Amy's is the most special, there is not much difference in appearance, but there is no one on the boat.This guy directly transformed a flying car into a dragon boat, fully automatic driving, and powerful horsepower.
She was sitting on the bow of the boat, her eyes only focused on Yi Keshi in the camera, greedily licking his whole body.
"Then, count to three and start."
Xiaozhi was really just here to make up the numbers as she said, a dragon boat that looks very ordinary in appearance, and the crew is also ordinary people, without any outstanding appearance.
"..."
No one answered, everyone tensed up and waited for the time to start.
"Okay, okay, it seems that the partners are all looking forward to seeing Xiao Keshi soon~"
Xiaozhi laughed and held up the red flag.
"three!"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Zhi rushed out first.
Her obvious cheating did not arouse public anger. Before getting angry, the others had already urged the rowers to give chase.
"Ah, it's started."
Yi Keshi was also almost used to the cool attire she had never had before, so she changed her posture, relaxed on the recliner, took a sip of the drink.
"... blueberry juice?"
It seems that Jira should be preparing the drink.
Yi Keshi looked at Jira.
"Overtake them! Come on! Believers!"
At this time, the demon king turned into a goddess, and with a wave of his hand, the believers rowed like crazy.Originally a slightly backward position, let her move forward, and immediately became No.1.
"Ah! Look at me!"
Amy pressed the switch of the ring brain, and a spray head drilled out from the tail of the dragon boat, and then the flames full of love sprayed out, pushing the dragon boat forward, knocking away the dragon boat that was blocking Shi Ying in front.
"Bastard who doesn't follow the rules..."
Shi Ying grabbed the bow of the boat, her eyes became fierce, and then her hull was also shrouded in black mist, and after it dissipated, a huge phantom appeared.
"Wait, how did the devil appear here?"
Yi Kezhi stopped drinking tea leisurely, and sat up hastily, knowing that she had already wiped out the demon.
"You promised me!"
Shi Ying shouted at the claw demon.
"Yes, after-sales service, we demons have always been considerate."
The corners of his mouth curled up ironically, Shi Ying's dragon boat was not on the water, but was directly floating in the air, being carried forward by the black mist.
"For the master!"
"To get rid of the demon master!"
"The master is mine, you work quickly!"
Waste Xiaobai yelled towards the rear, and the monsters paddled desperately, afraid that the white wolf would be unreasonable and swallow them all.
"Oh, oh, you guys really worked hard..."
Xiaozhi sat leisurely on the bow of the boat and clapped his hands.
"Then I have to show my real skills."
If you make up the numbers, you really can't believe that there is a truth in your mouth.
Yi Keshi rolled his eyes, and saw that Xiaozhi's dragon boat changed as expected, which was more extreme than Amy's transformation of the ejector.
The dragon boat flew directly into the sky.
"Wow... Xiaozhi has gone to heaven."
Yi Keshi looked at the dragon boat, searched the ground, and overtook it from the bottom to the front again.
This can't be called a dragon boat race at all, can it?
It is simply a dragon boat transformation contest.
Yi Keshi didn't know what expression to use anymore.
Just smile at this time.
She drank iced blueberry juice and watched the fierce transformation competition below with a blank expression.
Xiaozhi's outrageous foul behavior finally aroused public outrage. The original dragon boat race became a bumper dragon boat race.
"Drag racing drama."
Yi Kezhi changed his posture again, put down the blueberry juice and took out the potato chips.
The tense charge became more intense as they got closer to the spire, and the ranking changed almost every second.
Yi Keshi no longer knew whether these people were robbing him or simply striving to win.
Xiaozhi was the first to be eliminated, and she was the first to abstain from the outrage, which is also a matter of course.
Xiaozhi's dragon boat was completely smashed apart, the fatal blow was Jira's black dragon head, and then the artificial intelligence fell into the river and jumped up.
"Whoa! I can't swim! Somebody help me! Hey! Help! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
It was so miserable, Yi Kezhi's heart didn't fluctuate at all, so he gave Xiaozhi a little bit of wax.
Finally, before sinking, Xiaozhi was picked up. It was from the logistics department after the preparation in advance. It was supposed to be an accident insurance for others, but she was the first to benefit.
Xiaozhi spit water and fell on the rescue boat.
The subsequent competition did not calm down because of one person's exit.
The fierce chase is still going on, Jila has a great advantage, her speed is the fastest, and she is also the dragon boat closest to Yi Kezhi.
As the lead, she gets the most attacks.
"For the goddess!"
The believers shouted loudly, arousing their potential and paddling vigorously.
"Oh oh oh oh! Go!"
Amy urged the dragon boat running to the limit to accelerate even more. The dragon boat vibrated crazily, and the flames that appeared in the jet port that had grown to the limit became more intense, causing some signs of melting on the periphery.
Gila felt the boat shake violently. Amy accelerated too fast and couldn't control the steering, so she hit it directly.
With a loud bang, both dragon boats flew into the sky.
With the plop like dumplings, the two were out.
"Oh, that's terrible."
Yi Keshi took a sip of the blueberry juice that had become less cold, and she wasn't worried about what would happen to Jira and Amy.
There are still rescuers on the field, and Gila is a goddess, and Amy also has protective equipment, and the most she can do is drink a few sips of water.
In just a few minutes, the situation on the court completely changed.
The five people who started out turned into two people. It seems that Shi Ying has a greater advantage than Fei Xiaobai.
The black fog completely enveloped the dragon boat, and even Shi Ying couldn't see clearly.Its speed is fast, and it is not much different from a rocket in terms of senses.
The monsters on Fei Xiaobai's side have their own unique tricks. The prototype is an octopus grabbing several oars and paddling frantically, and some simply push them in the water.
"It would be terrible if two people win."
It was the last moment, and Yi Keshi also became nervous, sitting still and staring at the movement in the river.Now the distance is so close that it can be seen clearly with the naked eye.
"Demon! Get out of here!"
Jira, who had rested over there, showed divine power.
"You are interfering with the game."
After finally recovering a bit, Xiaozhi lay on his back, disapproving of what Jira did.
"Better than letting her win."
Ji La knows that Shi Ying is the toughest opponent, so it is better to let the simple-minded waste Xiaobai win, since she is not qualified anyway.
"No!"
The demon roared, but it couldn't match the goddess in its heyday, and could only disappear into the black hole amidst the screaming sound.
"Master! Xiaobai is here!"
No matter how his opponent suddenly lost his ability to resist, Fei Xiaobai excitedly ordered the monsters to paddle faster.
Seeing that Fei Xiaobai had no opponents, she was the final winner.
Amidst the cheers of the monsters, the dragon boat slammed into Shi Ying's dragon boat that had slowed down suddenly.
There were screams one after another, and the spectacle of dumpling was staged again.
"It seems that there is no No.1, what a pity."
Yi Kezhi didn't want to hide the smile on her face at all, she stood up, and even twisted her waist with interest, doing the dance moves she liked.
The ending of total death made everyone hang their heads, and the negative psychology of depression permeated the surroundings.
After cleaning up the mess, this is what Yi Keshi saw.
"It's okay, it's okay, everyone worked hard."
Yi Keshi touched the heads of each to comfort her, she didn't even care that she was still wearing a pink swimsuit.
"Since there is no No.1, there is always a consolation prize, right?"
Taking advantage of Yi Keshi's standing in front of him, Xiaozhi raised his head, with a cunning flash in his eyes.
"Eh?"
Yi Keshi was stunned.
"Since everyone has failed, Xiao Keshi belongs to everyone. What do you guys think?"
The information revealed by Xiaozhi's smiling words made Yi Keshi's face darken.
"no disagreement."
"Master! Play with water!"
"Lea, come to swim with me?"
"Sister likes rafting, right?"
"Hey! Wait a minute!"
Xiaozhi covered Yi Kezhi's mouth and looked at the few people whose enthusiasm was rekindled.
"Then finish what you want to do one by one!"
After Xiaozhi's words fell, cheers resounded.
"Hey—you guys! Listen to the opinions of the parties involved! My opinions! Opinions! Ah!"
Yi Kezhi's weak screams were drowned out by the passionate lovers.
The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_It’s a completely relaxed episode...It also belongs to the parallel world...It just eases the serious atmosphere of the main story...I will give Yi Keshi some wax every day hhhh
But the swimsuit, it's really cute... She looks shy and pretends not to care, but she's actually too scared hahhh
_(:з」∠)_ After all, Yi Keshi usually looks forcibly indifferent, and has never appeared in this kind of swimsuit play in the main story... Oh, you can actually soak in hot springs, play in the pool or something, but this Well...well...probably not
_(:з」∠)_There is only one chapter of the text today because of the side story...see you later~
There are many types of zongzi, and in this respect, its development is comparable to the diversity of dumplings and steamed buns.
As for why he asked this question, it was because of the scene in front of Yi Kezhi.
Only Yi Keshi and Shi Ying can understand the Dragon Boat Festival.
Jila itself is a person with a different worldview, but Fei Xiaobai, in the era when human beings are the rations of monsters, how could there be such things as zongzi.
Amy is considered an oriental, but the era she lives in is also a very distant future, when the country has no meaning.Naturally, it doesn't matter if zongzi is not zongzi, and the Dragon Boat Festival is not the Dragon Boat Festival.
I don't know if it was affected, but a group of people suddenly wanted to celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.
Then it turned into Yi Kezhi pressing his phone to find out what other customs there are besides eating zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival, and the rest of the people were clamoring for what kind of zongzi to make.Such a troublesome and frustrating situation.
“It must be the meat dumpling that tastes better!”
Waste Xiaobai hugged the aluminum basin, the bright red meat stuffing was so full that it was about to overflow.
"Keji likes to eat sweet things, so making jujube rice dumplings is the right thing to do!"
Shi Ying put a pot of red dates on the table. ——Of course, the reason why she said that is because she likes to eat red date dumplings.
"Dumplings are delicious! Black beans, peanuts, nutritious and healthy!"
For some reason, Gila, who had turned into a dragon form, inserted a small bucket of mixed beans on his head between the two quarreling.
"Pacman Dragon! Hahahaha——Gee..."
Halfway through the ridicule, Amy was swept aside by Gila's tail.
"It hurts... Take it easy, bastard!"
Amy stood up rubbing her sore stomach, waved her hand, and placed a bunch of nutritional supplements on the table.
"The taste of you people is really strange. The zongzi must be filled with nutrients. The taste can appear randomly in it. Isn't it very exciting! Barbecue-flavored zongzi, salad-flavored zongzi, you can know the taste immediately after wrapping it. What's delicious? Yeah, not looking forward to it at all."
"You are the strangest person!"
"The odd thing is you're right."
“Meat dumplings are the best!”
The three of them looked at Amy coldly. The generation gap of this culture is thousands of years apart.
"It is definitely a good nutritional supplement!"
"Meat dumpling!"
"Beans are more nutritious!"
"Can you eat it without sweets?"
……
After a few words, a few people started arguing.
Yi Keshi, who had checked the information, was hit on the forehead by a red date thrown from the sky before he could stop it.
This was just the beginning, as the red dates flew in the air, the beans, minced meat and nutritional supplements also flew up.
"Hey! You guys! Stop! Stop!"
Yi Kezhi's voice was completely ignored, and the taste of zongzi was upgraded to other foods.
“Buns are definitely delicious with meat!”
“The bean paste buns are authentic!”
“Vegetable buns are the best!”
“Potato buns are delicious!”
Needless to say, the last one is Shi Ying who is obsessed with potatoes.
"Potatoes can't be used to make steamed stuffed buns!"
"Let's not count the meat, it's weird to put potatoes in the buns!"
"Potatoes and cabbage are different vegetables!"
The few people who attacked Amy together turned into a team of attackers to win again.
"...Eat, whatever you want..."
Yi Keshi stared dumbfounded at the few people who started to quarrel without knowing why, and muttered in a low voice.
Although she herself is a bean paste bun pie.
"no!"
"People with different tastes can't mingle!"
"This is war!"
"I know you don't talk!"
"..."
Yi Keshi sighed, simply found a corner to sit down, and cast a mournful glance at Xiaozhi who followed him.
"Aren't you going to discuss with them what tastes best?"
"I don't need to eat~"
Xiaozhi showed a bright smile.
"..."
"Xiao Ke knows your eyes are dead."
"To shut up."
Yi Keshi rested his chin on his hand, watching a group of people trying to convince each other from various angles which flavor is the best.
"Tofu nao! Tofu nao must be sweet and delicious! If you want to eat sweet rice dumplings, tofu nao must also be sweet!"
Ah, Shi Ying, you really said something extraordinary.
The salty bean curd brain party watching the battle, Yi Kezhi looked indifferently at his allies at the previous moment.
"Why is tofu nao so sweet! It tastes delicious with soy sauce! Salted tofu nao is the best!"
Yi Keji nodded at his sister's rarely consistent taste.
"It tastes better if it's spicy. Soy sauce alone has no taste, but it's better than Shi Ying's exaggeration. Tofu nao can't be eaten without chili."
Since Jila tasted chili, most things have become more spicy, which has far surpassed Yi Keli, who loves spicy food.
Others disapproved of Jira, who was a chili fanatic.
"The pepper taste is too strong, and the original umami taste of the tofu is gone."
"Well, no peppers, absolutely not."
Gila stared at the useless Xiaobai who had been silent all this time, to see what she thought.
"Tofu nao, isn't it delicious with coriander?"
"coriander!"
"coriander!"
"coriander!"
The three of them looked at Fei Xiaobai in shock at the same time, as if she had said something terrible.
"You, are you right? Put coriander? Soapy food?"
The horror on Amy's face could not be concealed at all.
"The coriander is delicious, and the tofu brain feels very fragrant after putting it on! It's delicious!"
Fei Xiaobai took out a handful of coriander from behind with a satisfied face.
"No! Take that thing away!"
Amy hid behind Shi Ying.
"Well……"
Shi Ying frowned, his face wrinkled into a ball.
"Xiaobai put this aside, okay?"
Ji La carefully kept a distance, as if Waste Xiaobai was holding a biochemical weapon in his hand.
"You are so strange."
Wasted Xiaobai tilted his head, threw the fresh coriander directly into his mouth, then picked up the soy sauce bottle on the side and mixed it directly.
"...!"
"!"
"—!"
The faces of the three of them turned blue, watching Fei Xiaobai gnawing on the parsley as if nothing had happened.
"It's a monster."
"Well, it's a monster."
"It's a monster."
Yi Kezhi watched the three of them gather in a circle and peek at each other.
"It means that there is no need to care about the taste and so on, which vary from person to person."
Yi Kezhi became quiet for a while, raised his hand and waved it.
However, they didn't gain the understanding of the few people, but instead received cold gazes.
"Yes, Kezhi can eat anything."
"Because my sister is not picky at all."
"Neither people nor food have principles."
"Master's stomach is very large."
"???"
Yi Kezhi was dumbfounded, blinked his eyes, and had no choice but to shut up.
However, her cuteness did not get the consideration of a few people, and it just changed from a civil war to a consensus with the outside world.
"My sister is very gentle with everyone."
"Will not reject others."
"Liya is a brave man."
"Master is welcome."
The four of them formed a circle, and the resentful eyes made Yi Kezhi feel cold all over.
"Well, everyone, go buy zongzi and come back to eat. It's too troublesome to wrap your own, so buy ready-made ones! There are many choices, right?"
With cold sweat on Yi Keshi's forehead, he tugged at Xiao Zhi who was beside him, but the other party could not count on him at all, so he ignored Yi Keshi's distress signal and whistled.
"Don't you want to do it yourself?"
Shi Ying tilted his head and looked at Yi Keshi.
"Amy wants to make zongzi for my sister. As long as it's made by Amy, my sister likes to eat it, right?"
Amy discharged a few nutrient supplements with a smile, and a liquid of unknown flavor flowed slowly in the lightly shining tube.
"Isn't it a custom to give the zongzi I made to the person I love the most?"
Ji La shook her tail. Although her size had shrunk, Long Wei hadn't weakened at all.
Where did you hear about this custom?Yi Kezhi only dared to complain in her heart, saying directly that she was very worried that this tail would entangle herself.
"Zongzi! Fun! Interesting!"
Waste Xiaobai happily plucked the zong leaves, looking for the target.
Although it is a good thing that everyone is very enthusiastic, but Yi Kezhi felt that if this continues, let alone eating rice dumplings at the Dragon Boat Festival, it is estimated that everyone will still struggle with the taste of rice dumplings during the Mid-Autumn Festival.
"Ahem, we can do something else. The Dragon Boat Festival is not only about eating rice dumplings, but also rowing dragon boats."
Yi Kezhi only wanted to change the subject, but he didn't expect that this move would lead to an even more miserable situation for him later.
Xiaozhi looked at Yi Keshi who was digging his own grave with pity, but the latter didn't notice it at all.
"Isn't it a dragon boat race?"
Teacher Ying raised his hand.
"A game? A game?"
Waste Xiaobai's eyes sparkled, looking at Shi Ying excitedly.
"Well, who can row the fastest dragon boat?"
Shi Ying briefly summarized the dragon boat race.
No no no, just general entertainment.
Yi Kezhi could only complain in his heart.
"No.1 has a reward?"
Amy's eyes lit up too.
"No.1 must be me."
The dragon opened its mouth wide.
"No.1 is Xiaobai!"
"It's me who is proficient in all means of transportation!"
No, a time machine and a dragon boat are not the same thing.
"Of course I am the one who is most familiar with the rules and is No.1!"
Yi Kezhi silently pretended that he did not exist, and prepared to slip away quietly.
Then the next moment, it was destroyed.
"Xiao Kezhi, won't you announce what the No.1 prize is?"
Xiaozhi sat on the window sill, waved his hand, and smiled.
"..."
Yi Kezhi glared at Xiaozhi viciously, and stared at the few people who had noticed him.
Glittering eyes, it hurts.Ah, it hurts my eyes.
"I--"
"What Xiao Keshi means is that if she is No.1, she will be rewarded to stay with her all day during the Dragon Boat Festival, and she can do whatever she wants!"
Xiaozhi interrupted Yi Keshi's words, jumped up and stood on the window sill, and waved his hand.
"Come on! Bring back the crown of victory for Xiao Keshi! Warriors!"
"Just shut up."
Yi Kezhi's weak resistance had no effect at all, because Xiaozhi's words sparked a warm light in the eyes of the others.
"Xiao Kezhi~ I will also participate~"
"You don't have to join in the fun."
Yi Kezhi stared at Xiaozhi lifelessly.
"Oh, I want to play too, seeing you guys having so much fun makes me feel so lonely~"
Xiaozhi jumped down, raised his hands and cheered along with him.
"Oh! Go forward! Come on! Robbing people!"
"...you will die alone forever."
Yi Kezhi just wants to lie on the ground and not get up, why should he accompany these crazy guys.
"Partners! Hey! Let's think about what clothes we want Her Royal Highness to wear and wait at the finish line."
As the culprit, Xiaozhi happily dragged Yi Keshi who was pretending to be dead.
"Princess dress?"
Ji La tilted her head and looked at Yi Kezhi's appearance, imagining in her mind.
"Wedding dress!"
Amy opened her eyes excitedly. She had been thinking about letting her sister wear a wedding dress for a long time. Although she was only angry when she saw it before, it was for her own sake when she saw it now, so there is nothing to be unhappy about.
"Exorcist Robe!"
Waste Xiaobai is still most used to the appearance of his master wearing a robe, although it is good to be easy to get close to now, it was also great in the past.
"Suit!"
Shi Ying thought of the suit that Yi Kezhi wore when he was a teacher before, and that time was the happiest and most relaxed in retrospect.
"Hey, friends, we have to unify our opinions, how about this." Xiao Zhi tapped his temple with his index finger, thinking of a good idea.
"Bikini!"
"No! You're crazy!"
Yi Kezhi opened his mouth and looked at Xiaozhi who couldn't believe her proposal.
"I've never seen my sister in a swimsuit."
Amy seemed to be moved, and looked up and down at Yi Keshi.
"Bikini?"
Waste Xiaobai tilted his head, not understanding the meaning.
"It's really, really bad. But I like it."
Jira narrowed her pupils with a smile.
"Summer is here."
Shi Ying nodded, and he didn't seem to object.
"No!"
Yi Keshi hugged his chest subconsciously, trying to block the sight of several people with this movement.
But this is just vain self-deception.
"Let go of me! Stop it! Ahhhhh!"
Yi Kezhi was surrounded, and then several hands flayed her body into a newborn lamb.
"Xiao Kezhi is cuter, and it's better to choose a cuter style."
Saying so, Xiaozhi threw Yi Kezhi into hell.
A flirty lace, two-piece swimsuit in pink with a cute kitten print.
Coupled with Yi Ke's white skin, it is indeed cute, and because her chest size is not too big, wearing a cute swimsuit will not feel inconsistent.
"cute!"
Xiaozhi made a comment.
"Full score!"
Shi Ying's cheeks flushed.
"Lia is so cute!"
Jira turned back into a human form, and looked at Yi Keshi with a smile on her chin, but her eyes turned scarlet.
"Sister...hass..."
Amy swallowed, reluctant to take her eyes away.
"Can Xiaobai have sex with his master?"
Wasted Xiaobai's black ears protruded from the top of his head, shaking vigorously.
No no no, the last one is too weird, right?
Yi Keshi looked at the completely fanatical lovers with teary eyes, and now she was sure that these people would definitely not listen to her.
Yi Kezhi, who was ashamed and trying to shrink into a ball, was carried up irresistibly, and she was brought to the top of a high tower by several people. There was no other way to leave this place except for flying.
Yi Kezhi looked desperately at the gigantic dragon carrying the others away.
This seat is a top-notch seat for the audience, just enough for Yi Kezhi to sit alone. In addition, she has thoughtfully prepared a live broadcast scene, as well as drinks and sun umbrellas, so she doesn't need to worry about heatstroke and the like at all.
It's just that this thoughtful arrangement didn't make Yi Keji feel happy at all.
Here you can see the camera over there, and here, the almost 360-degree camera with no dead ends fully presents Yi Kezhi's life without love in front of several people.
This tower just stood by the river, and other people have already made preparations. Each of them led a team of dragon boats and headed towards this tower as the finish line.
Yi Keshi could only vaguely see the figures of several people with his naked eyes, but he couldn't see their expressions clearly at all.
Anyway, Left and Right herself had no right to choose, so she simply sat down and let things develop.No matter what, if he couldn't go down, he could only wait for them to come up.
Gila's dragon boat doesn't look auspicious at all. The dragon's head is the same black as the magic dragon, and there are divine words printed on the boat, which can speed up the boat.
She turned into a human form and stood at the bow of the ship with great momentum.
Shiying's dragon boat is very ordinary, a common style, red and yellow with a traditional atmosphere.She wasn't worried that she would fail at all, she stared at the camera hanging beside her with burning eyes.
In Xiaobai's dragon boat, there are monster friends she caught temporarily on the boat. The hull of the boat is nothing special, but the helpful help is her biggest reliance.
Amy's is the most special, there is not much difference in appearance, but there is no one on the boat.This guy directly transformed a flying car into a dragon boat, fully automatic driving, and powerful horsepower.
She was sitting on the bow of the boat, her eyes only focused on Yi Keshi in the camera, greedily licking his whole body.
"Then, count to three and start."
Xiaozhi was really just here to make up the numbers as she said, a dragon boat that looks very ordinary in appearance, and the crew is also ordinary people, without any outstanding appearance.
"..."
No one answered, everyone tensed up and waited for the time to start.
"Okay, okay, it seems that the partners are all looking forward to seeing Xiao Keshi soon~"
Xiaozhi laughed and held up the red flag.
"three!"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Zhi rushed out first.
Her obvious cheating did not arouse public anger. Before getting angry, the others had already urged the rowers to give chase.
"Ah, it's started."
Yi Keshi was also almost used to the cool attire she had never had before, so she changed her posture, relaxed on the recliner, took a sip of the drink.
"... blueberry juice?"
It seems that Jira should be preparing the drink.
Yi Keshi looked at Jira.
"Overtake them! Come on! Believers!"
At this time, the demon king turned into a goddess, and with a wave of his hand, the believers rowed like crazy.Originally a slightly backward position, let her move forward, and immediately became No.1.
"Ah! Look at me!"
Amy pressed the switch of the ring brain, and a spray head drilled out from the tail of the dragon boat, and then the flames full of love sprayed out, pushing the dragon boat forward, knocking away the dragon boat that was blocking Shi Ying in front.
"Bastard who doesn't follow the rules..."
Shi Ying grabbed the bow of the boat, her eyes became fierce, and then her hull was also shrouded in black mist, and after it dissipated, a huge phantom appeared.
"Wait, how did the devil appear here?"
Yi Kezhi stopped drinking tea leisurely, and sat up hastily, knowing that she had already wiped out the demon.
"You promised me!"
Shi Ying shouted at the claw demon.
"Yes, after-sales service, we demons have always been considerate."
The corners of his mouth curled up ironically, Shi Ying's dragon boat was not on the water, but was directly floating in the air, being carried forward by the black mist.
"For the master!"
"To get rid of the demon master!"
"The master is mine, you work quickly!"
Waste Xiaobai yelled towards the rear, and the monsters paddled desperately, afraid that the white wolf would be unreasonable and swallow them all.
"Oh, oh, you guys really worked hard..."
Xiaozhi sat leisurely on the bow of the boat and clapped his hands.
"Then I have to show my real skills."
If you make up the numbers, you really can't believe that there is a truth in your mouth.
Yi Keshi rolled his eyes, and saw that Xiaozhi's dragon boat changed as expected, which was more extreme than Amy's transformation of the ejector.
The dragon boat flew directly into the sky.
"Wow... Xiaozhi has gone to heaven."
Yi Keshi looked at the dragon boat, searched the ground, and overtook it from the bottom to the front again.
This can't be called a dragon boat race at all, can it?
It is simply a dragon boat transformation contest.
Yi Keshi didn't know what expression to use anymore.
Just smile at this time.
She drank iced blueberry juice and watched the fierce transformation competition below with a blank expression.
Xiaozhi's outrageous foul behavior finally aroused public outrage. The original dragon boat race became a bumper dragon boat race.
"Drag racing drama."
Yi Kezhi changed his posture again, put down the blueberry juice and took out the potato chips.
The tense charge became more intense as they got closer to the spire, and the ranking changed almost every second.
Yi Keshi no longer knew whether these people were robbing him or simply striving to win.
Xiaozhi was the first to be eliminated, and she was the first to abstain from the outrage, which is also a matter of course.
Xiaozhi's dragon boat was completely smashed apart, the fatal blow was Jira's black dragon head, and then the artificial intelligence fell into the river and jumped up.
"Whoa! I can't swim! Somebody help me! Hey! Help! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
It was so miserable, Yi Kezhi's heart didn't fluctuate at all, so he gave Xiaozhi a little bit of wax.
Finally, before sinking, Xiaozhi was picked up. It was from the logistics department after the preparation in advance. It was supposed to be an accident insurance for others, but she was the first to benefit.
Xiaozhi spit water and fell on the rescue boat.
The subsequent competition did not calm down because of one person's exit.
The fierce chase is still going on, Jila has a great advantage, her speed is the fastest, and she is also the dragon boat closest to Yi Kezhi.
As the lead, she gets the most attacks.
"For the goddess!"
The believers shouted loudly, arousing their potential and paddling vigorously.
"Oh oh oh oh! Go!"
Amy urged the dragon boat running to the limit to accelerate even more. The dragon boat vibrated crazily, and the flames that appeared in the jet port that had grown to the limit became more intense, causing some signs of melting on the periphery.
Gila felt the boat shake violently. Amy accelerated too fast and couldn't control the steering, so she hit it directly.
With a loud bang, both dragon boats flew into the sky.
With the plop like dumplings, the two were out.
"Oh, that's terrible."
Yi Keshi took a sip of the blueberry juice that had become less cold, and she wasn't worried about what would happen to Jira and Amy.
There are still rescuers on the field, and Gila is a goddess, and Amy also has protective equipment, and the most she can do is drink a few sips of water.
In just a few minutes, the situation on the court completely changed.
The five people who started out turned into two people. It seems that Shi Ying has a greater advantage than Fei Xiaobai.
The black fog completely enveloped the dragon boat, and even Shi Ying couldn't see clearly.Its speed is fast, and it is not much different from a rocket in terms of senses.
The monsters on Fei Xiaobai's side have their own unique tricks. The prototype is an octopus grabbing several oars and paddling frantically, and some simply push them in the water.
"It would be terrible if two people win."
It was the last moment, and Yi Keshi also became nervous, sitting still and staring at the movement in the river.Now the distance is so close that it can be seen clearly with the naked eye.
"Demon! Get out of here!"
Jira, who had rested over there, showed divine power.
"You are interfering with the game."
After finally recovering a bit, Xiaozhi lay on his back, disapproving of what Jira did.
"Better than letting her win."
Ji La knows that Shi Ying is the toughest opponent, so it is better to let the simple-minded waste Xiaobai win, since she is not qualified anyway.
"No!"
The demon roared, but it couldn't match the goddess in its heyday, and could only disappear into the black hole amidst the screaming sound.
"Master! Xiaobai is here!"
No matter how his opponent suddenly lost his ability to resist, Fei Xiaobai excitedly ordered the monsters to paddle faster.
Seeing that Fei Xiaobai had no opponents, she was the final winner.
Amidst the cheers of the monsters, the dragon boat slammed into Shi Ying's dragon boat that had slowed down suddenly.
There were screams one after another, and the spectacle of dumpling was staged again.
"It seems that there is no No.1, what a pity."
Yi Kezhi didn't want to hide the smile on her face at all, she stood up, and even twisted her waist with interest, doing the dance moves she liked.
The ending of total death made everyone hang their heads, and the negative psychology of depression permeated the surroundings.
After cleaning up the mess, this is what Yi Keshi saw.
"It's okay, it's okay, everyone worked hard."
Yi Keshi touched the heads of each to comfort her, she didn't even care that she was still wearing a pink swimsuit.
"Since there is no No.1, there is always a consolation prize, right?"
Taking advantage of Yi Keshi's standing in front of him, Xiaozhi raised his head, with a cunning flash in his eyes.
"Eh?"
Yi Keshi was stunned.
"Since everyone has failed, Xiao Keshi belongs to everyone. What do you guys think?"
The information revealed by Xiaozhi's smiling words made Yi Keshi's face darken.
"no disagreement."
"Master! Play with water!"
"Lea, come to swim with me?"
"Sister likes rafting, right?"
"Hey! Wait a minute!"
Xiaozhi covered Yi Kezhi's mouth and looked at the few people whose enthusiasm was rekindled.
"Then finish what you want to do one by one!"
After Xiaozhi's words fell, cheers resounded.
"Hey—you guys! Listen to the opinions of the parties involved! My opinions! Opinions! Ah!"
Yi Kezhi's weak screams were drowned out by the passionate lovers.
The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_It’s a completely relaxed episode...It also belongs to the parallel world...It just eases the serious atmosphere of the main story...I will give Yi Keshi some wax every day hhhh
But the swimsuit, it's really cute... She looks shy and pretends not to care, but she's actually too scared hahhh
_(:з」∠)_ After all, Yi Keshi usually looks forcibly indifferent, and has never appeared in this kind of swimsuit play in the main story... Oh, you can actually soak in hot springs, play in the pool or something, but this Well...well...probably not
_(:з」∠)_There is only one chapter of the text today because of the side story...see you later~
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