interstellar male gods love me

"Short" is the minefield that Ye Qingyan can't touch the most now, and "mother" is the minefield that Ye Qingyan can't touch the most in his previous life.Here's another story--

When Ye Qingyan was just in college, at the New Year’s Gala, each class had to put on a show. Ye Qingyan’s class put on “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” They happened to only have seven girls majoring in computer science, and they all took part in the show. However, they acted as dwarves, while Snow White and the queen were played by boys. Yes, this is a unique and funny show.But Ye Qingyan had no choice but to bite the bullet and play "Snow White" under the unanimous recommendation of the whole class.The queen's stepmother was played by a black-faced rough guy with a gray face and a casual appearance.

Ye Qingyan was [-] or [-] years old at that time, and she was born with red lips, white teeth, white eyebrows and delicate eyes, and she put on makeup, put on the costume of Snow White, and her clear voice was softer than a real girl. ...The eyes of all the audience were stared straight. I couldn't believe that such a beautiful Snow White was actually a man?It could only be regarded as a pretty good performance at first, because Ye Qingyan's performance of the beautiful Snow White and the black-faced, rough-faced empress was a result of the strong contrast, and gained super popularity, and the show in their class finally won the first prize.

The video of the show was posted on the school bbs, and Ye Qingyan, who played the role of "Snow White", was suddenly rumored to be the "goddess" of their university, not the school belle but more beautiful than the school belle!And in life, it is inevitable to jokingly call Ye Qingyan "goddess" and "princess". Those who are not familiar with Ye Qingyan can only send a blank stare, and those who are more familiar can just greet him with a fist.In addition, Ye Qingyan also dislikes being called "feminine" and "girly" by others.This is also one of the important reasons why Ye Qingyan, such a sunny and beautiful boy, turned into a game nerd.

However, it was Helian Ye who said this now.Ye Qingyan can't roll his eyes at him, let alone greet him with a fist, with Ye Qingyan's current little white rabbit character, and for his goal of gaining Helian Ye's favorability, Ye Qingyan can only rub his reddened face Nose, gave Helian Ye a vicious look.

You must know that he is still teary-eyed now, this stare is not threatening at all, but he looks even more pitiful, with his mouth puffed up, with a look of daring to speak out and accusations in his eyes, He Lianye actually felt that This little weak chicken looks... quite cute!The little face is white and tender, I want to pinch it a little bit!

For He Lianxu, who has a little baby fat and is more suitable for being pinched, he doesn't have this feeling. After all, Xiaoxu's physique is too weak, he may not be able to control his strength, and he himself doesn't like to touch other people's bodies except for fighting. touch.

He Lianye always does what he thinks of. To put it bluntly, it's straight-forward. To put it bluntly, he just doesn't like to think, and he's missing a few nerves. After all, he's just an unstable sub-personality.He thought so, so he did the same, directly raised his hand, Hui Changkuai pinched Ye Qingyan's face with slightly callused fingers!Maybe because he felt the skin on his hand was so good, before he retracted his hand, he couldn't help rubbing it with his fingertips again...

Ye Qingyan just felt a sudden pain on his face... Wait, what happened just now?

It took a while to realize that he was being molested again?Fuck!The Helian family brothers are more rascals than the other!What's more terrible is that He Lianye's SS+ physique is against the sky, and Ye Qingyan's physique is only c+, and Ye Qingyan's face turned red as soon as He Lianye's hand was withdrawn. It's still swollen!

Ye Qingyan covered his face in pain, the tears in his eyes secreted even more, damn it, it's really not his design to cry or something, but it really hurts, the tear glands can't control wow!

He Lianye looked at the little weak chicken with red face, red nose, red eyes and red eyes, feeling a little weak and short of breath for no reason.Uh, it seems that I didn't control the strength well, who knew that this little weak chicken was so... impatient!

The prompt sound of the system sounded in Ye Qingyan's mind inappropriately: "Drip! The second hero He Lianye's favorability value for the player is +5! The current favorability value is 5, please continue to work hard~~~"

The tone of the system did not hide the turmoil in its heart: "Short oil, on the first day and the second time we met, I touched my little face directly. This progress is good! The eyes of this system's selection are really good!"

Ye Qingyan: "...Fuck your sister's favorability!"

The male protagonists of other people's families are all gentle and "killing by touching their faces", why is this perverted and brutal guy who "squeezes his face swollen" that he wants to attack!

What about the male protagonist who agreed to be the best strategy?Didn't he pretend to be a little white rabbit in the game, block the cannon fodder for his most beloved brother, and continue to strive hard for self-improvement, so the favorability value can soar? !

This bastard pinched his face to give him +5 impression value, it sounds easy, but the reality is - half of his face is swollen from being pinched!Could it be that the favorability will only increase if he is beaten half to death? qaq

The difference between the Helian Ye in the game character design and the Helian Ye in the real world is as big as the seller's display picture and the buyer's show on Taobao - the appearance can be said to be completely beyond expectations, but the character and the difficulty of the strategy are completely different. Not a magnitude.

And the plot line in the strategy game is even more different from the reality, and now they are so far away that they can't find the north!

Ye Qingyan didn't want to attack this kind of "swollen face" cruel bastard at all!But the cheating system buys and sells by force and doesn't return the goods!

When the scene was in an embarrassing stalemate, He Lianxu came out from behind. He was surprised to find that when his elder brother's always cold and expressionless face was looking at him with a paralyzed face, there was a hint of bewilderment and pleading for help in his eyes?

He Lianxu went to see his new friend Ye Qingyan who was offended by his blatant words just now. He was covering his face with tears streaming down his face. , suddenly couldn't control the desire to destroy violently in his body, Xiao Qingyan happened to bump into it?

He Lianxu exclaimed: "Brother, how can you bully the weak! Even if you really can't help but want to hit someone, you can't hit your face!"

Ye Qingyan: ... The godly assist and caring good friend who was promised, but now it seems to be a little bit worse. From time to time, I sprinkle some salt on his wounds, and my heart is very tired.

Ye Qingyan felt that she was more pitiful than the little cabbage in the field. The baby felt bitter and wanted to cry, so the tears that had been swirling in his eyes for a long time couldn't help it, and flowed down quickly.

When Ye Qingyan felt the tears on his face, he was even more shocked!Damn, he actually cried, how could he be such a "bitch"?

Feeling ashamed to see others, Ye Qingyan squeezed out from the gap between Helianye and the door, covered his face and ran away like a gust of wind.

But what Ye Qingyan didn't know was that when he ran away, He Lianxu tortured his brother with a gossipy face: "Brother, what's going on? You don't look like you're out of control now."

He Lianye glanced at his younger brother, hesitated for a moment, and said honestly: "I didn't hit it, I just...touched it, but I didn't grasp the strength well..." After speaking, there was a trace of a sharp edge on the man's stern face. Rui Rui's bluffing demeanor didn't match the annoyed look: "Next time, I will pay attention."

He Lianxu was taken aback. He naturally knew that his elder brother didn't like to be in contact with people. He even knew in his heart that He Lianye... was actually not his elder brother, but the third prince's expression from the empress aunt who died young. Ge Leiche.His elder brother He Lianye disappeared in order to save him and his cousin in the accident where his cousin was assassinated 12 years ago, and his life and death are uncertain... But due to various reasons, the news has not been released to the public.

And the He Lianye in front of him is a secondary personality that came out when his cousin couldn't control his emotions. He borrowed his elder brother's identity and used the latest anti-scanning biotechnology that has not been announced to make him look somewhat similar to He Lianye. look.Even though he is cousin Lei Che's secondary personality, when he appears as He Lianye, the guilt and obsession caused by the accident that year will be particularly heavy, and he really loves him as his own brother.Even so, the elder brother never took the initiative to make any intimate moves towards him, except for fear of not being able to control the strength and hurt him, he mainly inherited the same temperament as the master of cousin Lei Che - he hates physical contact with anyone .Normally, when He Lianxu expressed intimacy, he would at most just hug He Lianye's arm through his clothes.

But now, what did he hear?He Lianye actually took the initiative to "touch" a boy's face, and even... plan to have a "next time"?

He Lianxu was so shocked that he couldn't be more shocked: "...Fuck! Brother, you actually have a thousand-year-old iron tree blooming?!"

He Lianye frowned, and retorted solemnly: "I'm 26 years old, I'm not a cycad tree, and I don't know how to bloom."

He Lianxu is speechless: ... the cousin of the "big brother" in the subpersonal state, doesn't remember much about his main personality, and his force value will be particularly high. Although he looks like his big brother, his brain circuits and thinking logic are a bit different. It's not normal... Therefore, the special task forces that can only be assigned under the name of grandpa don't appear in front of people very often, so as not to be found out about this problem.

He Lianxu was a little entangled. Although Cousin Lei Che would remember everything that happened in the secondary personality, his personality preferences were completely different from the secondary personality when he was the "big brother"!At least, when facing Cousin Lei Che, let alone hugging his arms, he had to keep a distance of one meter when speaking.In He Lianxu's mind, Big Brother Helian Ye and Cousin Lei Che are completely different existences.

So, how do you talk about the love of big brother?The promise made by the sub-personality, turned into the main personality in a blink of an eye and refused to accept it...

The entrance and exit of the aptitude test room are not the same door, Ye Qingyan covered his face and ran away without meeting anyone.He went to the bathroom to clean up, then found a miniature medical spray from the common medicine he put in the space button, and sprayed it on the red and swollen part of his face a few times.

If there is anything Ye Qingyan likes in this space-time, it is the product of the space folding technology - the space button, which can be used as long as one has spiritual power.The space button with a small space is only [-] centimeters square, enough to put some personal belongings, the price is not cheap, it is a luxury, starting from [-] credits.The space button with a slightly larger space can hold a mecha and a hovering car that is more than ten to twenty meters long, and the price is almost the same as that of a mecha and a flying car.No matter how big it is, it only belongs to military supplies, and you can't buy it with money.

The one in Ye Qingyan's hand is only [-] centimeters the smallest. In order to show how rich and powerful the Ye family is, it is the standard equipment for the children of the Ye family. After all, carrying a backpack when going out will damage the image of the Ye family as the richest man.Of course, the favored children of the Ye family must have more than this kind of treatment. For example, his half-sister has a limited edition suspension speed car and matching space buttons; The First Military Academy of the Empire, not only the latest limited-edition flying car is equipped with space buttons, but even S-class mechs and space buttons are equipped.However, Ye Qingyan only had the smallest space button assigned to him by the family steward after he tested his mental strength, and he could only take the Ye family's most common flying car when going out, and it didn't belong to him personally.Ye Qingyan didn't have any dissatisfaction, it was actually fair, after all, he was just a double-c "wastewood" before, and he really couldn't bring much benefit to the Ye family.If he wants more, he will work hard to get it.

There is another thing Ye Qingyan admires very much, that is, the medical drug technology in this time and space is very developed. In the 21st century, the redness and swelling on his face would take at least one night to go away. Now that he has sprayed medical spray, the skin on his face can be restored within 10 minutes. It was back to normal.

Ye Qingyan warned himself, even if he is a little weak now, but absolutely not, mother,!If he meets Brother Helian again later, he must keep his distance!Let's postpone the discussion on the favorability value or something... It's okay to be mentally stressed against Shanghe Lianye, a cruel bastard, but he also has to be injured physically, and now he is a weakling who can't bear it! qaq

Ye Qingyan took care of himself again, and the time and place of the fourth and fifth tests were also sent to his personal optical brain.

For now, let's test it out.Entering the mecha system is just the beginning of the rise of the weak chickens!Now that Ye Qingyan has deeply realized the huge gap between himself and He Lianye, even if the system doesn't release tasks, he doesn't want to learn mecha manufacturing and mecha maintenance, he has to work hard to become stronger!