It's better to soak you in instant noodles [Quick Transmigration]

Meng Yile walked on a trail of the fox family, followed by two big-armed foxes, one carrying a medicine box, the other staring at Meng Yile without taking anything.

In a trance, he and A Lan have been married for more than a month. This month, the curiosity of the Fox people has turned into respect for him, because this Taoist priest from the world has a good heart, heals wounds, and is very gentle when speaking. Compared with those veterans of the fox clan who can use internal strength to heal injuries, their attitude is better.

The voices of angrily complaining that the third prince had married an ugly wife gradually faded away. Although the remaining three or two could not be eliminated, there were more and more foxes chasing young Taoist priests.

But Meng Yile himself didn't care much about these external things from beginning to end.

When 432 talked about this with Meng Yile, Meng Yile said: [Yes, of course I don't care, what I care about from the beginning to the end is the completeness of the target! 】

432 frowned: 【You guys have been having sex a lot lately, so take it easy. 】

Meng Yile: [You have to be polite to have sex, have sex... tsk, I'm not afraid of making you sour. 】

The well-meaning 432 was choked by him for a long while and refused to talk to him.

As for the changes in the integrity of the third prince this month, Meng Yile just thought hehe when he mentioned this.After hitting him so many times and talking to him so many times, he actually has the face to only increase my integrity by 2 points.

2, not enough to send a beggar.

But what 432 said is right, it’s good to have a rise. I think he was a cucumber egg in his first world. Every time he was prostituted, he was prostituted for nothing. floating over.

Thinking of this, Meng Yile felt relieved.

Soon the young Taoist priest arrived at the clinic - he mentioned it to the third prince several times, and traded his dirty flesh several times, and then the stingy third prince agreed to build a small clinic for him.

As soon as the clinic opened in the morning, the injured foxes came one by one. Meng Yile frowned, looked at the continuous stream of foxes outside, and asked them, "Why are there so many injured clansmen in recent days?"

A female fox in very thin clothes puffed out her chest, "You don't know, the little foxes are being trained below, and it's time to enter school, so I grit my teeth every day!"

Meng Yile raised his eyebrows. He obviously didn't expect the fox tribe to absorb foreign culture so quickly and well. He nodded, admiring him, and asked, "What do you teach in the school? Do the teachers of the Four Books and Five Classics invite human races or Fox family?"

The female fox was scratching her head and showing off while being treated by him, she didn't do it on purpose, it was because of the nature of the fox clan itself, otherwise she wouldn't dare to seduce the third prince's man even if she had a hundred guts!

"What are the four uncles and five whales? Schools don't teach this, there are two aspects of skills and survival, for example... your appearance, career, and how to catch chickens, hunt, and more advanced ones, how to improve Mana, absorbing human energy... Ah! I was wrong, Daoist, you didn't hear anything!"

Meng Yile looked at the female fox covering her lips in panic, and slowly shook her head, "It's okay, I know all of this."

The female fox anxiously waited for him to finish looking at the injury and take the medicine. Before leaving, she turned her head frequently, and then turned back and said, "Princess, don't listen to the nonsense I just said. We fox people are honest and kind. Someone will do that kind of thing that sucks people's energy, unless it is absolutely necessary and urgent... Oh no, they will not suck people's energy as a last resort!"

Meng Yile tasted the "honesty and kindness" in Pinnvhu's mouth, smiled lightly, and nodded: "Okay, let's go."

The thinly dressed female fox took the medicine and left. She stopped on the road and flirted with several male foxes who were queuing up for a while.

Meng Yile tasted the phrase "honesty and kindness" just now again, and couldn't help but go to 432 and ask him if the fox clan had any big misunderstandings about these two words.In the end, 432 ignored him, went to take a nap, and even got up angrily annoyed him, telling him to shut up!

Then a group of foxes queuing up saw that after listening to what the female fox said, the crown princess became unhappy with a downcast face.

An hour later, after finally sending away all the foxes who came to see the doctor, Meng Yile was orderly packing up his medicine box, carefully tying the needle pack with a pair of slender fingers, when he suddenly found a blue-striped white coat in front of him.

He was startled, raised his head, calmly, and said to him in the same tone as the others: "

Why are you here? "

The person who came has a good skin, which is a bit more beautiful than all the foxes who came to line up just now. He looked at the indifferent Taoist priest in front of him, stretched out his right hand and handed it to him, "I don't feel well, the Taoist priest quickly help me number one."

Meng Yile got along with him all day long, Meng Yile should have known if he was uncomfortable, so he ignored him, and the two big-armed foxes behind him burst out laughing.

Meng Yile raised his eyes to look at the person in front of him, and sure enough, he saw him staring at his two foxes with a dark face, his eyes could only say that he wanted to stare them out of two fire holes.

Knowing his temperament, the young priest called him, "Alan."

There was a hint of warning in the voice, but also a hint of coaxing.

Hearing this soft call, Ah Lan immediately changed his face, turned to him with a smile, turned his sly eyes shrewdly, and stretched out his arms again: "Taoist priest, quickly help Ah Lan to see, Ah Lan recently Always uncomfortable."

"..." Meng Yile was defeated by his thick skin, even though he knew that the fox couldn't spit out ivory, he still asked, "Why is it uncomfortable?"

"It hurts."

"...Why does it hurt? Is it a burst of pain, or is it always painful?"

"The kind of pain that people think about."

Meng Yile withdrew his arm in an instant, although his face was calm, he didn't even want to say anything, he stood up and walked back.

The blue-striped and white-clothed fox hurried to catch up, and said loudly, "Is the Taoist priest angry and ignoring me again?"

The young Taoist priest looked at the fox people on both sides of the road who secretly looked at him with their eyes, and stopped helplessly, waiting for the people behind him to catch up. Alan knew that he was afraid of this, so he chased after him and put his arms around their waists, "Alan I know that the Taoist priest is reluctant."

Meng Yile lowered his eyes, pushed away the arms around his waist with trembling eyelashes, turned his head to look at him expressionlessly: "Why did you come here suddenly today?"

The delicate-faced white fox approached his face mysteriously, and he whispered: "It's like this..."

The young Taoist listened to him so carefully, his eyelashes trembled again, and he listened intently, but suddenly felt a warmth on his face.He froze for a moment, then immediately opened his eyes wide and took a step back, frowning: "You."

After saying this word, I don't know what to say anymore.

And the white fox who had succeeded tilted his head to look at him with a smile, and said with a smile: "I miss you, so I came to see you!"

Meng Yile looked at him deeply again, turned around and walked away.

Alan looked at the back of the person and knew that he was angry again for his mischief outside. She sighed helplessly and said to the fox people who were whispering around the trail: "The princess is thin-skinned. She is different from us fox people. Don't learn this from him~"

After saying this, he quietly took away one of the big and round foxes following behind Meng Yile.When he got to a place where no one was around, he asked people with a cold face: "Why is the princess not happy today?"

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However, although the third prince added an extra sentence of explanation, it was still useless, because the princess's every move was imitated by everyone in the fox clan. On the second day, the female foxes and male foxes in the fox clan still learned to "turn around—— Hands away - walk" This simple movement, some even have a very precise grasp of the charm.

When Meng Yile went to see a doctor, he was walking on the road and saw the imitation craze all over the street. He couldn't help but raised his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand, although he had to admit that he felt very dark when he saw this scene. .But who would have thought that it would be so unintentional to plant willows and willows to make shade, and there would be more "raising hands to wipe sweat" among the fox clan in the afternoon, such a trend that I don't know the so-called.

Meng Yile chattered to 432: 【I'm going to put this kind of thing into the modern age, and that's the new generation king of goods delivery! 】

432: [You are!The owner of Taobao confesses his love to you 180 times every day without repeating the same! 】

Meng Yile: [How invincible is, how lonely~]

432 rolled his eyes: ...the host's singing is getting worse and worse, this song is not as good as the previous Oye Oye.

After another seven days, Meng Yile's patience and waiting for so many days was not in vain. Finally, he waited for a good time. He entrusted a fox he had saved his life to tell Azhu, and then he took advantage of the fox king's arrival. When the inspector and the third prince were away, he changed his clothes and bun, and went to the agreed place to wait.

After about a stick of incense, the fox entrusted by him did not live up to his expectations, and hurried over with Azhu, Meng Yile nodded when he saw him.

The fox said: "Crown princess, I will hand over this monster to you, go and take care of it." The fox clasped his fists.

Meng Yile thought for a while, and advised him: "Come with me, if he finds out, he won't let you go."

The fox shook his head, "No need to talk about the princess, I was born in the fox clan and headed by the fox clan, and I don't want to leave my hometown. This move is out of my own will, and it's fate to be discovered. You run away."

Meng Yile had no choice but to take Ah Zhu outside. They were careful all the way, listening carefully to the wind and grass around them. Their already anxious hearts were about to jump out of their throats, but they still had to pretend to be calm.

Unexpectedly, the journey turned out to be extremely smooth, so they really escaped.He and Ah Zhu walked along the river, and they had gone a long way before they dared to stop for a rest. The two of them were frightened all night, and after a short rest, they became sore and tired, unable to stand up.

Suddenly, Meng Le, who was sitting on the ground resting, felt his body temperature rising, and said anxiously: "Azhu, run away!" He turned his head to look over, but there was no sign of Azhu around.

The turbulent water and the shadows of the bamboo made him the only one left in the vast world. Looking down from the top of the bamboo forest, he saw a small figure looking for something in a panic.

After a long while, the young Taoist priest in fox costume finally gave up. He stopped, closed his eyes helplessly, and opened his eyes again. The panic and worry inside had disappeared, and he said lightly: "Let Ah Zhu go, I'll go back with you." .”

A sudden gust of wind blew through the bamboo forest, as if responding to him.The scene in front of Meng Yile's eyes suddenly changed drastically, like a rapidly spinning glass ball, in a mess.But in a short while, the running water and bamboo forest in front of him have transformed into the Fox Clan trail that he often walks on.

At this time, the man in blue pattern and white clothes was standing ten steps away looking at him, kneeling at his feet was a detained male fox, it was the one who tipped off Meng Yile.

The young Taoist looked at the fox kneeling on the ground, his eyes full of guilt.

The night was brightly illuminated by the fire, Meng Yile's figure was still tall and straight, he looked at all the fox people around him who dared not speak out, and said, "Don't touch him, I promise you that you won't run away again."

Alan looked at him, but now his normally smiling face was as cold as ice for thousands of years. The white fox in blue-striped white clothes stood with his hands behind his back and said quietly, "Master Daoist, you human beings have always been like this without saying anything." Is the letter inconsistent with the outside?"

A complex color flashed across Meng Yile's eyes. Faced with such a straightforward accusation, he half lowered his eyes and shamelessly said to the foxes on the opposite side, "I'm sorry." Today's matter is ashamed of the heart and the world, but it is not just one person who can clearly and clearly understand this fault.

He didn't mind taking it all on, put all the faults on his shoulders, and repeated: "I'm sorry."

The sound was soft, not as loud as the sound of a burning torch. The fox clan people around looked at the young Taoist priest opposite, half worried and half uneasy.Standing in front of them is their god, their third prince.

But the person opposite is their crown princess, their bodhisattva, who will patiently treat them every day and speak gently. He is so kind and approachable. Today, he suddenly made such a big mistake, but he doesn't know what the end will be. how.

The Taoist priest lowered his head at this time, but this person has always been the object of their imitation, the princess they looked up to, and today's dejected posture seems to have suddenly lost the brilliance of the past.

Suddenly a young fox cried out, "Don't cry, the princess, Ah Zi feels distressed!"

When the sound came out, the other little foxes couldn't help crying, and the adult fox who was still hurriedly covering the little fox's mouth was also infected by the atmosphere and couldn't help crying.

They all pleaded for Meng Yile: "The prince will trust the princess one more time, and give him a chance to reform himself!"

"People can not escape from doing wrong!"

"The princess will definitely not make mistakes again in the future. She is kind and will never tell lies."

Hearing the sound, Meng Yile finally raised his head. He looked at the crowd of foxes who knelt down for him, an incomprehensible light flashed in the depths of his eyes, and he was stunned for a moment, not knowing what to do. Be aware of one thing at a time.

——It turns out that the spirits of the fox family will develop feelings after getting along for a long time.

He looked at the flames that pierced the sky, raised his long gown, knelt down gently, and bowed respectfully to them, "Xu thank you all. Please stand up, everyone."

All the spirits of the fox clan did not move, they all looked at the third prince, the meaning was very obvious - they are going to force the palace today!If the prince doesn't forgive the princess, they will be sorry!

Under everyone's expectant eyes, the third prince finally said quietly: "Did you see the princess, these are the subjects you want to betray with all your heart." After speaking, the other party turned and left.

【Ding!The completeness of the strategy target is 4, and the current completeness is 92. Congratulations to the host, please continue to work hard (≧▽≦)/]

Meng Yile also said that he really just left in such a cool way, and then put him in the cold palace for a year and a half. Unexpectedly, before midnight, he came back from the outside with a black face. The face pressed him on the bed for n times.

In the end, the young Taoist couldn't stand the third prince's torment, so he dodged while calling his name softly, but the more he dodged, the harder he got on him. In the end, Meng Yile couldn't match his brute force and persistence, and passed out .

Afterwards, A Lan locked him on the bed every day, and he was in estrus all the time. They were either doing it or on the way to do it. Meng Yile was so scared that he was about to be done. It was bad, and finally after seven days, Alan spoke the first sentence to him.

He stroked the smooth back of the young Taoist priest, and walked downstream inch by inch: "Do you still dare to escape in the future?"

The dazed Meng Yile dodged his fingers spontaneously, and the sleeping man frowned slightly in his dream, his eyes were blue, and he softly called out in a hoarse voice: "...Alan .”

The white fox, who hadn't let go of his anger, froze for an instant. Because of this whisper in his dream, he finally planned to forgive the other party and let him sleep well.

Meng Yile: [I'm abolished... I'll commit suicide if there are no more humans and beasts in the next world. 】

432: [What if you were a beast? 】

Meng Yile listlessly said: 【I'm just going to suffer...】

432 sighed, and said with pity: [Oh, go to sleep, poor child. 】

Meng Yile let out a "huh" and fell into a deep sleep.