It's better to soak you in instant noodles [Quick Transmigration]

Meng Yile, who fell asleep and lost the fox in his arms, was very depressed. Feeling the cold blanket, he cried aggrievedly when he got up.

1 minutes later

432: 【Almost got it, I never heard that crying is contagious. 】

Meng Yile: [After the little fox ran away, there was such a big gap, you didn't know how to cover it for me, I even caught a cold! 】

432: [Shouldn't you blame the little fox? Why are you blaming me? 】

Meng Yile thought it was the same reason, Lai Lai Haw finally held back his tears, got up from the bed after a while, and found that his waist was no longer sore, his head was no longer hurt, and his legs were no longer cramped, as if he had just After eating a certain brand of calcium tablets, it is average, and I can climb sixty floors in one breath.

He exhaled refreshedly, and murmured: "Sleep cures all diseases~"

The rescued gray fox disappeared, and the young Taoist didn't care. He knew that the little fox would only leave when he was healthy.

But for Meng Yile, that's very important, he has been looking forward to his own gold and silver, who knows that the other party didn't even leave him a fart, and slipped away quietly while he was catching a cold .

You really deserve to be a stinky fox, with a lot of eyes!

The next day, the young Taoist priest, who had been lazy for a day because of a cold, got up when he heard the crowing of the rooster. The first star rises, the Taibai star.

Before dawn, his eyes were a little bit blue, smelling the damp grass outside, hearing insects and roosters crowing twice as loud, he frowned slightly in puzzlement, and gently lowered the window .

The young man in green shirt came to the door at a leisurely pace, opened the door and froze on the spot, suddenly a ferocious-looking pheasant flew towards him, the young Taoist quickly took a big step back, only to find that the mountain pheasant When the chicken flew to the highest point, it fell to the ground with a "snap".

That was a very tragic gesture.

The Taoist looked down carefully, only to find that a red rope was tied to the pheasant's feet, and the other end of the rope was tied to the doorpost of his house.

He lowered his eyes and pondered for a long while, unable to guess who sent the pheasant. He collected his thoughts, untied the little thing that had been stubbornly flying n times and falling n+1 times, and put it into the chicken coop. Inside.

Taoist Xu is proficient in medical science. Anyone in the village who suffers from headaches will ask him to have a look. Generally, there will be no major mistakes. Once the medicine is applied, it will be fine. He never collects money, so the villagers think of other methods. Send him some food, vegetables and fruits.

But these days, Taoist priests have never seen a benefactor who is unwilling to show up.

Taoist Xu has always been simple in life, he doesn't like to worry about so much, so he didn't think too much, turned around and went to the hut in the east to get the bamboo basket, and went to the mountain to collect herbs on his back.

Meng Yile: [No wonder I said that my ears seem to have something wrong, and suddenly I heard a rooster crowing outside the room! 】

432: [That's right, Lele has such good ears, how could she mishear! 】

Meng Yile was in a good mood after being complimented by the system, and climbed up the mountain with his ass sticking out, not even tired of collecting herbs.

However, things are not over yet.

The next day, when the green-shirted Taoist priest opened the door and saw a gray-feathered duck, he was stunned again. Hearing the "quack" sound around his ears, he walked out of the house and looked around, but he didn't see any ducks. The figure had no choice but to squat down and untie the red rope from the duck's legs, and put it into the chicken coop.

Looking at the pheasants and wild ducks living in harmony, Meng Yile fell into deep thought...

Meng Yile: [Why don't the two of them fight? 】

432: 【You've been pondering for so long, and you're just struggling with this problem? 】

Meng Yile: [I want to see if the two of them are polite before fighting. They were polite for a few minutes at first, but after passing by, they began to fight! 】

432 hesitated, and asked: [What do you think the cubs born of pheasants and wild ducks look like? 】

Meng Yile's eyes widened: [What? !You said they are going to mate? !I don't allow it! ! 】

432: [Little mentally retarded, it will be dawn if you don't go to collect herbs. 】

Meng Yile originally wanted to say that he had to collect herbs every day, so tired, he stopped picking today, but when he thought that he brought back a few herbs yesterday, and the bottom of the bamboo basket was not even covered, he blushed and swallowed. He complained before he had time to say that sentence, and went back to his room to get the bamboo basket.

On the third day, before Meng Yile opened the door again, he had an eye for it. He only opened a crack in the door to get a clear view of the outside scene, and then opened the door completely. As a result, a big white goose was successfully added to the coop. .

At this moment, Taoist Xu's small fenced yard gathered the leaders of the poultry industry, not to mention how lively it was all day long.

"Cluck!" "Quack!" "Goose goose goose!"

Meng Yile observed them for a while, and found that they were still living in harmony, and went to collect herbs again with bamboo baskets on their backs.

At night, before going to bed, Meng Yile took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, wrote the words "Who is your Excellency" on the white paper, pressed it on the doorpost where the rope was tied with a small stone, closed the door and fell asleep.

The next day, the young Taoist priest who was awakened by the crowing of the cock got out of bed, put on a long gown and opened the door. He didn’t see any poultry, but saw three blue prawns covered on a huge blue lotus leaf. Look at the note I left last night, it's gone.

However, holding up the lotus leaf, I didn't see anything else.

There was no fluctuation on the Taoist's face, he got up and put the three-tailed shrimp into the basin filled with water.

Later, there were more and more things in this basin, and it couldn't fit anymore, Meng Yile had no choice but to pack out a big wooden bucket and put all the things in it.

Meng Yile counted three prawns, one fish, two fat crabs, one jackal, two eels, and a lot of clams. Open a zoo.

Meng Yile went to discuss with 432.

Meng Yile: [Aquatic products cannot be stored for a long time, they will go bad. 】

432: [Then you give it to the folks in the village. 】

Meng Yile: [I really can't drink and eat meat, and keep it in the Buddha's heart? 】

432: [You are a fucking Taoist priest, not a monk. 】

Meng Yile: [Oh yes, I accidentally worshiped the wrong boss.So I should worship Laozi and Zhuangzi? 】

432 shook his head: [I don't know. 】

After a while, Meng Yile looked at the little things in the barrel that were already dying, and protested weakly.

Meng Yile: [I want to eat meat! 】

432: [Take a bite of electricity and get a free gift for ten mouthfuls, go. 】

Meng Yile rolled his eyes, and aggrievedly took all those fish, shrimps and crabs away, leaving only four things—chicken, duck, goose, and bastard.

These four things are good, they are easy to feed, they can still be heard on weekdays, and they can live for a long time.

After Meng Yile wrote a note but didn't get a reply from the other party, he didn't ask any more. Anyway, he didn't think there were too many things.

Of course, what Taoist Xu thought was completely different from him. His thoughts were much more simple than his. What he thought was that the other party had given enough, and he would naturally stop.

But no matter what, Taoist Xu is now Meng Yile, and Taoist Meng Yile is Taoist Xu. Anyway, neither he nor Taoist Xu can make decisions about his body, only the spicy chicken system can make decisions, Keke.

Meng Yile went to gather herbs with a bamboo basket on his back that day. He passed by the bamboo forest on the way back, but heard a few weeping softly, which sounded like a woman's voice from a distance. He was puzzled and followed the sound, walked to the river On the side, I saw a huge river clam on the embankment.

The floor area is larger than the washbasin used by Taoist Xu to clean his face, which is really big enough!

He frowned and looked around, there was no delicate and helpless woman around, only such a big mussel, so Meng Yile stretched out his hand to feel it, sure enough.

——It’s a river clam that has become a spirit.

The Taoist lightly lifted the hem of the gown, folded the sleeves up twice, then half-kneeled by the river bank, and asked it softly, "Did you call me here just now?"

This voice is gentle and cool, like spring rain, even if it hits the face, it doesn't hurt, it's slightly cool, and it's a kind of refreshing.

The clam seemed to be sizing him up, and after a long while he hesitated, an echo came out: "Master Daoist, you kindly saved my life, please put me back in the river."

The Taoist priest with facial paralysis was still paralyzed after hearing this. He gently picked up the mussel, walked two steps towards the river bank, then lowered his head and said to the mature big mussel: "Be careful in the future, don't be caught by others." Then he released it. up.

The big river clam swam away in the water, but sank to the bottom of the river and sneaked back, followed the young Taoist priest's whereabouts on the river bank. After a long while, seeing the young Taoist priest returned to the bamboo forest again, he reluctantly looked away. .

At night, Meng Yile washed his body clean, and returned to the room from the next door with only a white satin undershirt. He walked to the wooden table and poured himself a cup of tea, but the wind suddenly blew it, as if to wipe his body away. It's as if the thin underwear has been dragged away.

The oil lamp on the table went out with two pops.

Meng Yile hesitated in seconds: [I'm so scared, why are my windows creaking? 】

432: [Don't be afraid, don't be cowardly! 】

Meng Yile: [Ah, ah, I'm going crazy, isn't this the scene of a ghost dying for his life that is often shown in TV dramas? 432! ! !Where is my Huoziezi? ! 】

The young Taoist didn't move, his face didn't fluctuate, he just stood quietly under the cold moonlight, looking at the open wooden window and a figure that suddenly appeared inside the house.

I don't know if the visitor is a human or a demon.

Meng Yile was almost peeing in fright, hurriedly put down the teacup that was about to spill, tried his best to suppress the trembling in his voice, managed to maintain his composure, and said slowly, "Who do you dare to ask Your Excellency?"

The other party lightly clapped their hands together, revealing shy eyebrows and delicate red lips, Jiao Didi said: "Don't the Taoist priest remember Ah Zhu?" People are willing to drown in it.

The young Taoist priest lowered his eyebrows and pondered for a while, and then he recognized the person from the familiar tone. His eyelashes trembled slightly, and his long and sparse eyelashes were raised. His face was calm, and his voice was the same: " Is it the fertile clam during the day?"

The shy and seductive woman gave him a blessing, her vermilion lips parted slightly: "It's my little girl, Ah Zhu came here tonight to repay the kindness of the Taoist priest, and to hope that the Taoist priest will be successful."

The Taoist priest wearing only his coat frowned slightly when he heard the words, and coldly refused: "No, I have no intention of saving you. Please go back."

Tears welled up in Azhu's eyes when she heard the words, she moved lightly with lotus steps, and walked in front of Meng Yile with a swaying figure, "Does the Taoist despise Azhu as a spirit with superficial mana?"

The mussel essence's eyebrows and eyes are very beautiful, and there are two warm pearls on its ears, which line its soft and fair face.The moonlight is cold and the ground is covered with silver frost. The woman is delicate and charming, looking forward to brilliance. Whether it is a small cherry mouth or amorous eyes, they all turn into a sharp weapon to seduce people.

Seeing that he was silent, Ahzhu tried to persuade him again: "Azhu just wants to have a good time with the Taoist priest, there is no other request, and there is no need for the Taoist priest to take responsibility afterwards, Azhu will leave after dawn. So, is the Taoist priest willing?" "

Meng Yile thought to himself, no wonder there are so many stupid scholars in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, even if they risked their lives to avoid it, they would still have sex with the spirit-absorbing banshee. Now that the stupid scholar in the book was himself, he unexpectedly It is also impossible to refuse.

The young Taoist priest didn't speak, but frowned slightly and looked at the other party. After a long while, his voice remained unchanged, as calm as the cold moonlight: "Girl, please come back."

Azhu was stunned, as if she didn't expect that she had already made such a concession, and the other party was still unwilling.

The little ghost rolled his eyes, took off half of his clothes, threw himself into Meng Yile's arms, and was about to cry, "Don't reject Azhu again, Daoist, Azhu just wants to serve you all night and repay your kindness. The daylight will disappear."

Before Meng Yile could speak in the future, with a sudden burst of strength, he threw the young Taoist priest who was only in his coat onto the bed.After spinning around for a while, Meng Yile stared blankly at the top of the bed for a while, but when he stood up again, he found that there was nothing in the room.

It seemed that the delicate monster that had just appeared was just his hallucination.

He froze for a moment, and went to look for 432 while crying.

Meng Yile: [Wow, my lovely clam essence is gone! 】

432: 【Shut up, take back your crying. 】

Meng Yile swallowed the crying obediently, pouted and said: 【My lovely Azhu is gone. 】

432: 【Don't be sad, you'll get used to it gradually. 】

Meng Yile continued to pouted: [Why did Ah Zhu suddenly disappear?Didn't she ask me to repay her kindness?Why was I thrown on the bed, but she disappeared? 】

432: [Probably because when I threw myself into your arms, I looked up and saw how ugly you are. 】

Meng Yile rolled his eyes, what is the current system!

Before he had time to quarrel with 432, suddenly there was a soft rustling outside.

Hearing the reputation, the young Taoist priest looked over, and saw a gray fox jumping in through the wide open window. Under the cold moonlight, the shiny fur of its fur slightly reflected the light. He walked gracefully, approaching Meng Yile little by little, and gently lifted the fox. Jumped onto the bed.

The young Taoist priest in his coat was stunned for a moment and recognized who it was. He reached out and hugged the little gray fox, which was only half an arm long, with a gentle spring breeze dancing in his eyes. Where did you go?"

The little gray fox squeaked twice, and burrowed into Meng Yile's neck.The young Taoist explored his aura, and finally understood in his heart: the last time the gray fox suffered a serious injury, although his life had been saved, his whole body was ruined.

Today's gray fox is just an ordinary fox with a clear mind.

He smoothed the fur of the little fox worryingly, and fell asleep with the little thing in his arms.