It's better to soak you in instant noodles [Quick Transmigration]

Hearing this voice, Meng Yile didn't feel anything, when suddenly a sense of dampness surged up below him, and then he was stunned on the spot.Then the confused Meng Yile scolded 432 again, and then 432 blocked him again.

At this time, the afterglow of the sun came in from the window, and the corridor was dim and warm, as if a person lived in the heart, it was the taste of first love.

In this quiet and leisurely environment, the face of a man in a white Tang suit outside the door was stained with an abnormal redness. He pursed his lips to suppress the restlessness in his body, then stretched out his hand to support the wall, and plunged his fingertips into it. , then turned on tiptoe and hurriedly escaped from the scene of "see no evil and listen no evil".

The people inside quieted down, and when they heard footsteps in the silence of Wen's house, they were all taken aback. Wen Luling immediately reacted, and immediately strode over to check the situation, but only saw a white corner of his clothes at the corner. Nothing else.

He didn't go any further, nor did he chase after him.

Xin Yu, who was confused behind him, came over, raised his head and asked in doubt: "What's the matter, Luling?"

"It's okay." The young man turned his head and looked at her with tender affection in his eyes. By the way, he raised his hand to stroke her hair again, "Do you still want to paint? Your face is covered with spices."

Speaking of this, Xinyu's face turned red again, she looked at the young man with her big eyes that were full of water, and complained like anger or anger: "It's all your fault..."

Wen Luling smiled, with a soft smile on his lips, sighed softly, and leaned down, "What am I to blame?" he asked.

After asking, Xinyu blushed again.

Because Wen Luling's hands are helping her wipe the marks on her face bit by bit, gently, carefully, and caringly.

Especially those eyes, staring at his cheek as if staring at a treasure, the place touched by the other party caught fire in an instant, and it was out of control.

The setting sun outside has a touch of powder. It is rippling and stretched into long strips, floating in mid-air like loose yellow eggs. The golden sunshine grains playfully turn in, elongating the figures of the two people little by little, interweaving into a The look of snuggling.

Xin Yu pursed her lips, she weakly accused the young man's behavior with a pair of big eyes, and then was defeated by the other party's smile affectionately, a flower bloomed in her heart, with a little voice of opening wrinkles.

It's beautiful, it's the appearance of the first arrival of life.

And Meng Yile, whose legs were obviously weak, returned to the room, closed the door, and couldn't bear to untie his clothes. Halfway through undressing, he thought of the strangeness of his body, looked at the ceiling without tears, and With his mouth, he pulled up his pants again.

He refused to touch the neither male nor female body.

At least not until the psychological barrier is broken, anyway.

With a bad mood like wanting to masturbate but not in the mood, the melancholy Meng Yile walked to the bedside and sat down sullenly, listening to the birds chirping more and more frequently, feeling the world for the first time the bad points.

Then shed tears of sorrow.

In the next second, he turned his sadness into motivation, walked to the window and looked at the birds in the cages in the garden, thinking that he would eat whichever cage he lit tonight, fried or roasted , Fried to eat, boiled to eat.

Don't they all say that although a sparrow is small, it has all five internal organs.

He saw the sky and gave himself a lot of insight to see which five internal organs are the so-called five internal organs.Meng Yile was stunned for a moment, then lowered his head and fell into deep thought: Which five internal organs are the five internal organs?He said it so casually just now, but he really stumped himself.

Let him break it down: heart, liver, lungs, spleen, stomach... Oh, maybe it's these five.

Oh no, what about the waist? !What is the waist? !

432: [Stupid, the kidney is the stomach. 】

Meng Yile: [Oh hehe, you dare to come out, you trash. 】

432: [The sky is full of waste, a desert~]

Meng Yile: ... Take it.

The two mentally handicapped people who were quarreling happily did not realize that there was a figure suddenly appearing at the door. Just as they were shirking each other, the young man's eyes wandered back and forth between the hips and shoulders of the man in front of the window, looking at each other fluttering. Yuxian's back, for a long time, refused to look away.

In fact, Wen Luling's willingness is to explain, what to explain, of course, is what he and Xinyu just did in the studio.

It was also a coincidence that in the inexplicable emptiness just now, Meng Yile ran past and then ran away again, so the misunderstanding that should have occurred was just so gorgeous, in order to promote The development of the plot.

【Ding!The target of the strategy has appeared, please pay attention to the host! 】

【Ding!The completeness of the strategy target is 10, and the current completeness is 55. Congratulations to the host, please continue to work hard (≧▽≦)/]

Meng Yile's back stiffened, then he turned slowly and looked towards the door until he saw the figure standing quietly at the door, frowning slightly.

Looking at his face, Wen Luling naturally thought that Wen Jiu was upset, and hurriedly lowered his head to apologize: "I'm sorry, Dad, for disturbing your interest in bird watching."

However, the actual meaning of Meng Yile's frown is... How could his son finish his work so quickly? At this moment, his godson shouldn't be with Xinyu, you and me, like paint, like fish in water, like each other, um, huh, huh, huh, huh , Is it stuffed with sauce?

Suddenly flashed to his door to do what, could it be that he showed his feet again and was discovered by the other party, don't care, it's scary!

But Wen Jiu's fairy-like face is capable of bluffing people, and even a slight frown of his eyebrows can bring pressure to people, tsk tsk, it's really more annoying than people.

If he also has such a face, hmph, how dare 432 compare himself with him all day long?It's not that that face looks too cowardly! ! !

After apologizing at the door, the young man who had been waiting all this time didn't get an answer. He pursed his lips, walked in and stood in front of Meng Yile, and began to unbutton his jacket without saying a word.

Meng Yile was taken aback by his sudden movement, but he couldn't jump up due to human constraints, so he could only be strong and calm, enduring the heat from his body and standing there, the evil fire that had just been suppressed rose again And rise.

Mom, this body really can't be teased. A little teasing is like dry wood meeting a fire. The fire is too hot to be extinguished.It's also pity that Wen Jiu has such a sensitive body, and it really made him bear it without touching anyone for more than 30 years.

This person is so indifferent, I am afraid it has a lot to do with this.

Immediately afterwards, Meng Yile, who was not very big-brained, froze on the spot. He threw aside all the provocations, tasks, character design, Wen Jiu's temperament, and face, fairy or not. up.

His eyes glowed green, staring at the naked body in front of him, only a hungry wolf pounced on him and ate him up.

However, just before Meng Yile took any action, the young man who was covered by a little bit of night respectfully opened his mouth. He still lowered his head and dared not look at others, like a well-behaved child who sincerely repented and corrected when he knew his mistakes.

"Father, please punish me."

After finishing speaking, the young man bent down and picked up Meng Yile, went to the bedside and pressed something, a complete wall was immediately opened from the middle, and moved to both sides along a seam.

Meng Yile froze in Wen Luling's arms with a careless face, completely dumbfounded.

It's okay to cuddle casually, but today is another act of hugging him naked to the secret room?What the hell is this, why is he getting more and more confused?

Meng Yile pursed his lips, thinking: This father and son say that they are not close, but many of their behaviors are difficult for people to understand. Talking about being close, they are all respectful and distant, which makes people uncomfortable.

It's hard, it's really hard.

However, Wen Luling didn't know what the man in his arms was thinking at this time. He only knew that his father was dissatisfied with him and didn't accept his apology, so he had to strip naked to receive the punishment.

He carefully supported the fairy-like man, only to feel that the man seemed a little lighter again.Secretly thinking in his heart, the chef should change a few recipes and change the taste for Wen Jiu. In summer, people always have no appetite.

If Meng Yile hears this, Meng Yile should hastily wave his hand again, don't, I haven't had enough of these dishes, boy, I can't change them! ! !

As soon as the two of them walked into the secret room, the lights inside fell automatically, lightly reflecting everything in the secret room, while Meng Yile was so frightened that he didn't even dare to look inside.

Meng Yile: [432, is there anything like a corpse in it?! ! ! 】

432: [Yes. 】

Meng Yile: [Nest grass, how many are there? 】

432: [Innumerable, stacked into mountains! 】

Meng Yile: [I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...]

432: [Damn mentally retarded. 】

Meng Yile, who knew he had been duped, had a look of lovelessness: [Old goblin, don't you think it's shameful that you still love to play this kind of game after living for thousands of years? 】

432: [It's okay, the main reason is that the reaction of every mentally retarded person is ridiculous, just watch it as a relief. 】

Meng Yile: The middle finger is unambiguous.

Wen Luling looked at Wen Jiu who was gently closing his eyes in his arms, and he didn't speak, just hugging her like this, until Meng Yile was reminded by 432, regained his senses and continued to devote himself to the role, then he let him go slowly. on the ground, then walk over and kneel at the table.

Meng Yile watched his godson's behavior in silence.

Meng Yile: 【What does he want? 】

432: [Go read the materials. 】

Meng Yile: [Don't read it, it's so troublesome, the words are small and dense, and it's not very interesting, it's as dry as a product manual, it's disgusting. 】

432: 【...So I won't tell you either. 】

Meng Yile: 【Then let's dress up together.Spread your hands. 】

432: [I don't know who is used to your stinking problems! 】

Meng Yile: [It's not you~]

432: ...There is nothing wrong with thick-skinned people.

After reading the materials, Meng Yile was suddenly excited, because he found that the father and son were really fucking interesting.He looked at the only table in the secret room and the Four Treasures of the Study on the table.

A werewolf-like green glint flashed in his eyes.

The secret room was bright, and there was no trace of darkness illuminated by several lights. Meng Yile was so excited that he walked over and turned off a few headlights, leaving only the weak corner lights to create a hazy halo.

The young man's skin had a unique youthful radiance, and was illuminated by the light. It was a satin-like skin. Meng Yile walked over with one hand behind his back.

There was still no wave on his face, he picked up the calligraphy in one hand, and gently polished it, while asking softly, "Why did you violate the family rules?"

The person kneeling naked on the ground immediately bowed his head and apologized, his voice full of respect and piety, "I'm sorry Dad, but Ling'er will never dare to violate the family rules."

The voice of the other party echoed slowly in the secret room, with a unique maturity and green pheasant, so good that it made people's legs weak.

Meng Yile couldn't control this lewd body, he grabbed a brush, dipped some ink on Wen Luling's skin and dragged it horizontally, Wen Luling opened his mouth to explain, but was instantly stimulated Squeeze tightly.

This unbearable itching, the charming atmosphere, the cramped space and the ambiguous lighting suddenly choked the breath of the two of them.Like the outstretched hands of a devil.

Meng Yile stared obsessively at the horizontal line on the white skin, only felt that the calligraphy was made even darker by the opponent's skin, and it was said that human skin is the best rice paper, and now when he writes, he really feels it. This statement is not false.

In the past, Wen Jiu looked down on Wen Luling's child's temperament that changed as soon as he said it. He thought he had no perseverance. As long as this godson made a mistake, he would often use this method to sharpen the opponent's temperament. After more than ten years, the opponent's Xinxing is indeed very beneficial, but this method has not stopped.

It's just that this kind of punishment has not been used for a long time, and now that it is used again, both of them feel that something is wrong... It seems that the punishment is not a unilateral punishment, but a torture given to each other by both parties.

Meng Yile was thinking wildly, and when he came back to his senses again, a line of small characters had already been written on Wen Luling's body.Meng Yile looked at the writing on a piece of fine silk and satin skin, and felt...worse than a dung beetle crawling...

What a waste of such good rice paper...

He curled his lips, dipped the ink again in disbelief, and wrote another word on it.

432: [Hehe. 】

Meng Yile was getting annoyed: [Swallow that ugly word back! 】

432: [I haven't said yet! 】

Meng Yile: [But I know you want to say it! 】

432: [Satisfies you.ugly. 】

Meng Yile: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I want to poke your eyes! ! ! 】

432: [Stupid, poking my eyes is useless if you want to deceive yourself, you have to poke your own eyes~]

Meng Yile: [It's okay. 】

Then 432 was poked in the eye.

432: 【Come on, return the parts to me, I'll press them back! 】

Meng Yile played with the round object in his hand for a while, and then reluctantly changed it back: [Don't tell me, this glass ball is pretty pretty~]

432: [Speaking out scares you to death, this is agate! 】

Meng Yile: [...ah, I was scared to death. 】

And the young man who knelt on the ground and waited for a long time without any movement, he called out in a puzzled voice, "Dad?"

Meng Yile was awakened by this seductive voice, and then he suddenly came back to his senses. He stared at the whiteness in front of him, and said calmly: "Turn around."

Wen Luling heard the words without any hesitation, immediately adjusted his posture and turned around, kneeling in front of Meng Yile, he raised his head and asked softly, "Dad, are you going to use the front?"

Meng Yile: I really didn't think so much, eldest son... I swear to God, I just wanted to turn you around just to teach you a few words face to face, and then put you back, eldest son, the conscience of heaven and earth! ! !

432: [If you really don't think about it so much, what is the running water doing there? 】

Meng Yile: 【I'm sensitive, you don't care! 】