I, Saten Riko, a person of absolute ability

"Woooo...the last 2000 yuan is gone. It seems that poor Miss Dongma will soon die of thirst in this scorching summer..."

The orange-haired girl seemed to be possessed by a playwright, turning into a tragic heroine, looking very pitiful.

But it's a pity that there is only Lei alone around, and she just sits there, watching her act silently, but she doesn't do anything...

……

……

……

"I... I don't have money to buy you drinks!"

"No, I didn't want you to buy it for me either."

Looking at the flustered girl in front of him, Tear couldn't help but waved his hands and explained to her.

After hearing Lei's explanation, the girl immediately relaxed, and then walked over naturally, and sat beside Lei.

"It's okay~ If you still want me to invite you now, I really can't invite you as a big sister~"

"..."

Seeing this silly-looking girl smiling and saying things that fit her image, Lei didn't speak, but the corners of her mouth twitched...

He seemed to have heard the title "Miss Dongma" just now. In this case, he should be calling himself, right?

Could this be...

"Ah! It's not that my sister is stingy! I really have no money!"

"I see, your 2000 yuan banknotes can't come out after putting them in. After all, 2000 yuan banknotes are rare now."

In fact, I don’t understand Tear, I just know that a certain gun in the original book said so, but it seems that I have never seen a 2000 yuan note in a certain anime... I can only say that someone is more sad Alright.

"I can't help it, I don't know where I found this for no reason... Alas, if this continues, I will live with tap water in the future... Oh, speaking of it, the water fee is still high. If you don’t pay, the water may be cut off.”

"..."

This person, definitely "that person" didn't run away!

【...This elder sister doesn't look like a bad person, but she feels really unlucky】

Saten also directly gave an extremely accurate answer, but this comment is probably what most people would think.

"Ahaha~ I actually talked about this kind of thing with a little sister~ I really am~ But it's a great weekend, instead of playing with friends, I came here to bask in the sun, it looks like a What Grandpa did was not very good~"

The orange-haired girl stretched out her right index finger with a smile, put it aside, and explained with a dignified expression.

Maybe it's because she saw that Lei's appearance is still a little girl who just entered middle school, so she also put on a "reliable big sister" posture.

However, let alone a man like Leizi who is an "uncle" in his 20s, even an ordinary girl like Leizi can't feel any "reliability" from this silly-looking sister. Feel.

"Well, I'm also idle and bored, and I want to buy some drinks, but it happens that this vending machine is useless, so I got my money back, so I'm waiting here."

"Refund...refunded?! How much is it?!"

"1000 dollars."

"Ahhh!!! I'm an idiot!!! Why did you deliberately put 2000 yuan in!"

After hearing the words of tears, the silly elder sister immediately hugged her head in pain, then knelt on the ground with her knees, and the two knee socks wrapped in black stockings were also directly attached to the ground, her legs were put out The "duck sitting" posture looks very girlish...

It's just that the reason for the pain really makes people feel a little dumbfounded.

"Okay~ If it's just for drinks, I'll treat you~"

"real?!"

The girl who was kneeling on the spot immediately stood up, and then rushed to tears with an excited face, looking at him with sparkling eyes, but she reacted quickly, and immediately jumped back nervously. , more than one meter back.

"No, no! How can I let a child invite me! I! Kamijou Touma, I will never agree with this!"

"..."

Sure enough, it is "he", but now it seems that he has been turned into a mother for no reason... But since he has already possessed Renzi, it is normal for someone to possess the same body of the hero of the original novel... It's just Now it doesn't look like "possession", but more like it has been like this since childhood, it should be directly sissy.

"It's just a bottle of drink~ I'm going to buy it, what do you want~"

"Cola."

……

"Ah! No! I mean, in such a hot weather, people will want to drink iced Coke, right! I...I...want to drink it."

After hesitating for three seconds, the girl chose to compromise.

Girls' persistence is always more fragile.

Compared with her fragile self-esteem, it seems that the comfort in front of her eyes can make her feel more at ease.

"But I won't drink your drink for nothing! What's your name, little sister?"

"...Saten Ruiko~"

"Tear-chan, I remember! If you encounter any trouble, I will do my best to help you solve it!"

"Uh...thank you..."

【…】

It's just a bottle of drink, so there's no need to be so excited.

...Although I thought so, I saw the person in front of me propping up his right hand and posing like a "Popeye", showing off his white and tender skin with no biceps at all. Girl, he couldn't complain.

But it was a surprise to meet her. Originally, she just had nothing to do and ran over to play. If you want to talk about interesting things in the super cannon, it should be this vending machine. Many plots unfolded here, and he also wanted to come here to see if there were any special plots appearing... but he did not expect that it did appear~

"Huh? Isn't this Saten~!"

But at this time, a voice of vitality suddenly came from the side, making Lei immediately looked over subconsciously, and then saw a certain girl in the uniform of Tokiwadai Middle School standing there, waving at her... ...Looks like they're all here~!

"What are you doing here? Next to this is... uh!"

"Oh~! Isn't this Xiao Meiqin~! Exactly! My money was swallowed, can you help me get it back~!"

"...Why is there such a person everywhere?"

...how do you feel...

...It seems that the position is reversed?

Looking at the silly elder sister with a bright smile in front of her, and the short-haired girl whose complexion suddenly turned bad, Saten also felt that something was wrong...

Author's message:

Dongma is not Xiaosan, Xuecai is not Bichi... Ahem!Digression!