After being laid off, I became a god judge

Recently, the Japanese/Japanese TV station, which is too idle, launched another program, looking for the once-in-a-thousand-year handsome man in the streets and alleys of various places in Japan.

For a long time, all kinds of beautiful girls have been a topic of interest in the news media. Those girl idols in the entertainment industry were more or less dubbed "beautiful girls once in a thousand years" and "national beautiful girls". Such eye-catching titles.But for beautiful boys and handsome men, the attention is so-so, so many female viewers wrote to the TV station calling for a "beautiful man once in a thousand years" to come out.

Generally speaking, most of the attention in this kind of appearance evaluation is on active artists, but this is no different from the previous "beautiful girl once in a millennium". Those amateurs outside the show business circle.

However, this program has been done for four episodes, and the results are not satisfactory. Although there are many good-looking men in each episode, these men are indeed handsome guys among ordinary people, but they are different from those in the entertainment industry. Compared with celebrities and entertainers, they pale in comparison, and they can't meet the standard of "beautiful man once in a thousand years".

The viewers who followed the program also gradually lost interest from the novelty at the beginning, and even many people publicly criticized the looks of the interviewees on the Internet. Everyone thought that this program would end up with When the miscarriage ended, the latest program surprised everyone.

The few amateurs interviewed at the beginning of the program were similar to those in the previous episodes. They were all handsome guys in general, but they were not particularly eye-catching. A gossip said that there were super handsome men haunting the landmark building in Yokohama. The program crew, who had always had nothing to do, ran to Yokohama from the streets of Shibuya in Tokyo with the mentality of believing it or not. landmark building.

Facts have proved that they didn't come in vain this time. After four successive episodes of troughs, the show finally got sublimated in the fifth episode. A white-haired youth and a dark blue-haired youth wearing the same black sportswear appeared in the At that moment in the camera, the audience in front of the screen all looked straight.

How the hell can humans grow up like this?

For a moment, everyone was thinking about whether there was something wrong with their own evolution. Otherwise, everyone is human, so why would they be so good-looking?

I have to say that these people are to some extent the truth, these two are really not human.

Just when everyone was thinking that the program team could do more to interview these two people, the two young people who were involved had no intention of accepting interviews at all, and left directly after saying a few polite words. The young women wailed and the Goubis program team rushed to catch up and let us see the beauty's face a few more times. At this time, the camera suddenly turned, and a slightly indifferent face appeared on the screen.

The audience who were still passionately insulting/swearing the program group a second ago were stunned.

Hey!

The audience in front of the screen collectively turned into the prairie, and they couldn't say anything else except this word.

......

Fujikawa found that there were always people staring at him recently, and there were more than one or two. As soon as he appeared in a crowded place, almost everyone would turn their eyes to him.At first, Fujikawa thought that people from the Port Mafia/Hand/Party were monitoring him, but then he gradually felt that something was wrong. These people looked like ordinary people, not like the Mafia/Hand/Party at all, and these People's eyesight is too open and aboveboard, it doesn't seem like they are watching at all.

Tsurumaru also always complained to him, recently when he was walking on the street, someone would give him a business card for no reason, and many girls surrounded him to take a photo with him.

"Human beings in this era are really too enthusiastic."

After finally successfully escaping from the siege of a group of young girls, Tsurumaru felt that he was almost useless. "The old man is very old, and he really can't bear the enthusiasm of these young people."

I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been with Mikazuki for a long time, but Tsurumaru often uses the word “old man” on his lips unknowingly, which makes Fujikawa often feel that he is actually taking these two old people out The illusion of travel.

But the facts are similar. The retrograde army has not moved in the past few days, and the government of Toki no longer gave him a task. He took these two old men around Yokohama. Tsurumaru joked that they were On the honeymoon trip after the newlyweds, Fujikawa Toki responded indifferently that this was a condolence trip for Sunset Red employees.

Foxnosuke has been missing these days, and Tokinosuke seems to have given him some tasks, but Foxnosuke didn't mention it, and Fujikawa Toki didn't bother to ask, so he just let it go.

During the few days they were in Yokohama, apart from staying in a hotel on the first night, the government of Tokino arranged a house for them the next day. Fujikawa Toki didn’t quite understand it. The government is willing to give them a house to live in, why not arrange them to live in Yokohama when they first came to Yokohama.

In this regard, the explanation given by Honosuke is that he hopes that they can experience the customs of Yokohama from all aspects, and it will be more convenient for them to carry out tasks in the future.

But for Toki Fujikawa, when it comes to Yokohama's customs, he can only think of "touch porcelain".

There was still no news from the mission that day. Toki Fujikawa decided to take the two elderly people to visit other places in Yokohama. In fact, they have basically visited all the places that Yokohama can visit in the past few days. There were only a few places to go, but when the three of them were walking on the road, a large group of news media people with cameras rushed towards them. They seemed to be lurking here and waiting for Fujikawa Toki Appeared the same, as soon as the three of them came over, they rushed up and surrounded them tightly

"We are from XX TV station, are you interested in appearing on our program..."

"We are OO Entertainment, please come and join our variety show..."

"we are......"

......

"Not interested, don't participate, get out of the way."

Fujikawa's face was indifferent. Although he didn't know why these news media would find them, he subconsciously rejected all people related to the news media, and he didn't have the slightest affection for such people.

However, even though he had clearly expressed his refusal, these media still offered all kinds of sweet benefits to persuade him. Fujikawa was very annoyed by this group of people. A cry of air-conditioning.

The slender Taidao reflected a sharp cold light in the sun, and the cameras that were originally carried on the shoulders of the staff were chopped into two pieces at this moment, and smashed to pieces on the ground with a "clang".

In the past, the gentle and casual Tai Dao youth withdrew the smile from the corner of his mouth, and the crescent moon in his eyes reflected a little coldness, "Everyone is so eloquent, you must be able to understand people's words. To be entangled."

He didn't know whether he was frightened by his unexpected behavior or the extremely sharp sword in his hand. The news media, which had been making noise in the last second, suddenly fell silent.

Sankaiyue sheathed the long knife in her hand, and when she turned her head to look at Fujikawa behind her, there was a gentle smile on the corner of her mouth, "Where are you taking us today?"

Fujikawa stared at Sankaiyue in front of him for a while, and found that he was no different than usual, but he seemed a little angry just now, and it seemed that Sankaiyue didn't like being pestered all the time.

"Go to the red brick warehouse today."

Fujikawa thought for a moment, and said a place name.

The red brick warehouse, although it has a warehouse in its name, has not been used as a warehouse for decades. After many renovations, the exterior still retains the architectural style of the Meiji era, but the interior has become various. It is a commercial shopping facility and one of Yokohama's landmark buildings.

"I heard there's a nice rotisserie there, how about we have that for lunch?"

Tsurumaru suggested enthusiastically that the first meal he ate after coming to Honmaru was outdoor barbecue. I don’t know if it was because of the fledgling mentality. Since then, he seems to have a special obsession with barbecue. When I was in Honmaru, I would often use the candlestick to cook him a barbecue set meal.

Fujikawa glanced at him, "Can you bite your teeth?"

Tsurumaru gave him a thumbs up, grinned and showed his big white teeth, "You humans have a saying called old and strong, which is used to describe me!"

......

The media, who were completely ignored, watched the backs of the three of them. After they walked away, someone whispered, "Should we call the police? The one just now seems to be a real knife..."

In this era, it is illegal to carry controlled knives, let alone the kind of sword that has been sharpened.

......

Blessings are unparalleled, misfortunes never come singly, troublesome things always come one after another, just got rid of the group of pestering news media, this time a group of unfriendly black suits came again.

"Our BOSS would like to invite everyone to come over."

The leading man in a suit said coldly with a straight face.

Fujikawa Toki didn't even want to ask who their boss was, so he replied directly, "No."

The other party seemed to have expected that he would refuse, turned his head and winked at the subordinates behind him, and then a row of black gun muzzles were aimed neatly at the heads of the three of them.

Fujikawa suddenly sighed, "If this is the case, it will be over."

In the next instant, his figure disappeared from everyone's sight. Before the group of people could react to what happened, their eyes went dark and they fell to the ground and passed out.

Fujikawa looked down at the men in suits lying unconscious on the ground, and said lightly, "It would be great if everything could be solved in this simple way."

At this time, the space teleportation device that had been silent for several days suddenly moved. Toki Fujikawa took out the small device from his sleeve, and when he saw the column of the target person's name, his expression suddenly sank.

......

In a dark alley somewhere in Minato Mirai District 21, someone was fighting here.

One of them was a tall, but slightly thin, brown-haired young man. The young man was wearing a beige windbreaker, with layers of white bandages wrapped around his neck and wrists. Opposite him stood a group of pale-skinned, There are black mist around the whole body, I don't know if it can be regarded as a strange creature of human beings.

When Fujikawa rushed over, Di Datai was slashing at the brown-haired young man's neck with the big sword that was bigger than his height. The sharp blade refracted a strange red light in the dark alley, like It is the color of blood.

Fujikawa kicked the brown-haired young man away, then turned around and grabbed Di Datai's neck with his backhand. With a little force, Di Datai turned into a black mist and dissipated in the air. Of course, the other enemy knives also escaped. But the same fate.

"Well, I always have a premonition that I will be saved by you this time. It seems that my premonition is still very accurate. Although I almost realized my long-cherished wish for many years just now, I still thank you for saving me again. Well, this..."

Dazai, who had just been kicked into the corner by Fujikawa Toki, stood up and walked towards Fujikawa Toki.

"Mr. handsome man once in a thousand years."

Dazai looked at him and said with a smile.

Toki Fujikawa: "???"

This guy's brain must not be broken by him...

The author has something to say: Recently, I have been watching a program called Moon Day. Yesterday, I happened to see an episode of investigating beauties from all over the world, so I came up with this meme.

Of course, the program team in reality will not be as stalking as in the article. If someone clearly expresses their unwillingness to accept an interview, the program team will not force it. The article in the article is just a personal setting.

But Ah Shi is not the handsome man once in a thousand years, he is the handsome man once in ten thousand years! [super loud]

感谢在2020-01-0622:44:22~2020-01-0722:39:03期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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