After being laid off, I became a god judge

What is the probability of being touched twice by the same person in one day?

Toki Fujikawa, who has such experience, said that it is [-]%.

In the end, Fujikawa still didn't throw the young man in his arms back into the sea again, because this time was different from the previous one, there were crowds of onlookers all over the coast, if he threw the man into the sea under the eyes of everyone, he would absolutely will be charged with manslaughter.

The sea breeze at night was mixed with moist water vapor, and it felt cool on the person. The brown-haired young man who was hugged by Fujikawa suddenly sneezed.

"This kind gentleman, can you take me to your house to change a clean set of clothes?"

The brown-haired young man shrank from the cold, "As you can see, my whole body is wet now. If I continue like this, I may develop pneumonia due to a cold and a fever. If I don't see a doctor in time, I may die. Although such a death It’s not bad, but pneumonia is too painful, and I don’t want to die in such pain.”

He talked a lot, and finally looked at Fujikawa who was holding him with a smile, "So can you take me in for a night? Of course, if you don't mind, you can take me in forever."

"I mind."

Fujikawa threw the man to the ground expressionlessly, turned around and was about to leave, but before he could take a few steps, the person behind him hugged his thigh.

"I was wrong, Shunsuke, I will definitely change it in the future, don't leave me again, let's start over."

The guy who was still smiling just now changed his face instantly, begging Fujikawa not to leave when he mourned aloud.

Toki Fujikawa: "???"

Who is Shunsuke?

But in the eyes of the onlookers, the young couple had a conflict, and then one of them committed suicide by jumping into the sea, and the other ignored him after rescuing him. forgive.

Although these two people are men, same-sex couples are not uncommon in this civilized harbor city of Yokohama, and the residents here are much more accepting of same-sex than other places.Therefore, it didn't take long for enthusiastic people to persuade Fujikawa to forgive him.

"He jumped into the sea for you, and he even gave up his life. What else can't be forgiven?"

"Yeah, yeah, it's better for young people not to be too impulsive. My wife and I have been arguing since the first day we met. We've been arguing for five or sixty years. We're living a good life now."

"Look at how sad he is crying. What if you don't forgive him and he jumps into the sea again?"

......

Voices like these echoed among the onlookers.

Fujikawa was at a loss, what did he want to forgive?He doesn't know this guy at all...

Fujikawa looked down at the young man holding his thigh, and the young man just raised his head at this moment, showing a sly smile at him from an angle that only Fujikawa could see.

Toki Fujikawa: "..."

There is a master of touching porcelain.

......

"Shunsuke, wait for me, don't run so fast, Junsuke."

The brown-haired young man followed behind Fujikawa Toki all the time. Even though Fujikawa Toki ignored him at all, he still shouted vigorously, which attracted the attention of many passers-by.

Fujikawa suffered from a headache when he shouted, so he could only look back at him, "I'm not Shunsuke."

Seeing that he stopped, the brown-haired young man stopped two meters away from him. From his hair to his toes, every part of him was soaked in sea water, and the bangs on his forehead were still dripping. , looked a bit embarrassed in the dark night.

It was only when Fujikawa noticed that the man's arms and neck were wrapped in layers of white bandages, and the coldness in his eyes faded slightly. Fujikawa sighed helplessly in his heart, took out a stack of banknotes from his sleeve, and walked forward into the young man's hand.

"This money is enough for you to buy a clean suit of clothes, don't follow me anymore."

Facing the surprised gaze of the young man, Fujikawa Toki said these words with some pain in his flesh.

After saying this, Fujikawa quickly turned around and left. He was afraid that if he stayed here for a while longer, he would not be able to resist snatching the money back from the brown-haired young man.

Dazai looked down at the banknote in his hand, then at the black-haired young man who disappeared in front of him in an instant, a smile suddenly flashed in his brown eyes.

"Hey! Dazai!"

Kunikida angrily walked through the crowd and walked to Dazai, "You bastard ran away without authorization again, and my plan was completely messed up by you."

Seeing that Dazai's whole body was wet at the moment, he froze for a moment, "Could you be jumping into the sea again, you bastard?"

"Don't you think the water in Yokohama at night is very beautiful?"

Dazai turned his head and blinked at Kunikida beside him, and said with a smile.

Kunikida glared at him angrily, "No matter how beautiful it is, it's not for making you, a bastard, commit suicide."

"The supernatural person who saved you in the landmark building earlier, I have already asked Liu Zang to help him pay attention. Now I can't guarantee whether the other party has ulterior motives and wants to use you to harm the detective agency."

Kunikida opened his notebook with the word "ideal" written on the cover, and said seriously.

"Well, I don't think he should be a bad guy."

Dazai looked down at the banknotes in his hand, suddenly remembered the flash of emotion in the black pupils of the man when he was looking at him, smiled, and murmured in a low voice.

"Huh? What did you say?"

Kunikida closed the notebook in his hand and looked at the brown-haired young man beside him. He seemed to have said something just now, but he didn't hear it.

"It's nothing."

Dazai shook his head, curled up the banknotes in his hand, then raised his head and looked at the light grass-haired young man beside him with a smile.

"Speaking of which, Kunikida-kun, can you take off your coat and put it on for me, I'm so cold right now... Ah Qiu!"

Kunikida glanced at him blankly, and then ruthlessly refused, "It's your own fault! It's your fault!"

"Don't be so stingy, Kunikida-kun, it's just a coat... Ah Shu!"

"Stay away from me you bastard! The sneeze splashed on me!"

......

When Fujikawa went back, Mikazuki and Tsurumaru were waiting for him at the same place. Because the uniforms of Mikazuki and Tsurumaru were too conspicuous, Fujikawa bought them a few sets of daily clothes before coming here, but the two of them had a good relationship with each other. They didn't have too much requirements on what to wear, so Toki Fujikawa simply bought them a few sets of black sportswear of the same style as him.

Regarding this, Foxnosuke kept beating his chest and screaming violently, Fujikawa Toki only thought that the fat fox was in estrus, and ignored it.

In fact, when Fujikawa was saving people just now, he jumped into the sea. His appearance was not much better than the brown-haired young man he rescued. When he stood in front of the two of them and one fox , Foxnosuke suddenly screamed "Sadako!" Then quickly jumped into Tsurumaru's arms, trembling.

Toki Fujikawa: "???"

Mikayue took off his coat and put it on Fujikawa Toki's body, then raised his hand to brush his long wet black hair behind his ears, revealing a somewhat pale and delicate face.

Fujikawa froze, and let Sankayue make these intimate moves towards him without moving. Fortunately, Sankayue just brushed his hair from the front to the back, and then did not make any more intimate moves.

Fujikawa Toki secretly heaved a sigh of relief, then looked at the coat exuding a dry woody fragrance, and thanked Mikazuki on the opposite side.

San Riyue looked at him with a smile, "Ah Shike saved that person?"

It’s okay not to mention it, but when I mentioned Fujikawa, I thought of my stack of banknotes that disappeared, and it still hurts to think about it now.

San Riyue seemed to have sensed his depression, and asked softly, "But what happened?"

Fujikawa shook his head, his expression was calm, "Complete the task here quickly, and then go back."

If he was touched a few more times like this, he would probably go bankrupt.

Fujikawa Toki originally planned to ask Foxanosuke to explain the content of this mission here, but Mikazuki pointed out that it was getting late, and Fujikawa Toki looked like this again, and he was worried that he would catch a cold, so he had to find a place to rest before coming back After discussing things.

Fujikawa was not worried that he would catch a cold, but when he saw the worried look in Sankayue's eyes, he compromised and found a hotel nearby according to his wishes.

Three handsome men with such outstanding looks appeared in front of them at the same time. The front desk lady who was in charge of checkin almost fainted on the spot. She forcibly suppressed the desire to scream in her heart and tried to maintain a normal state of mind to check in several people.

"How many rooms do you want?"

The young front desk lady asked softly with a blushing face, but she couldn't stop staring at the three of them. Although they were dressed a bit outdated, with this appearance, even if it was just wearing a sack, I would Can!

Fujikawa noticed the front desk lady's gaze, but he only thought it was because his drowned look was too embarrassing, and he didn't think in other directions.

Fujikawa turned his head and glanced at the two Taidao youths behind him. He originally planned to open two rooms, one for himself, and one for Sankayue and Tsurumaru. Sometimes, each person lives in one room, and if he can't live in one room by himself, the two of them have to share one room.

"Please open three..."

"One room is enough."

Before Fujikawa Toki could finish his sentence, Mikazuki beside him made a decision for him.

"We don't know how long we're going to stay here, so it's better to save a little on expenses."

Facing Fujikawa's puzzled gaze, Mikazuki smiled and explained the reason.

Hearing the keyword "saving expenses", Fujikawa Toki's eyes suddenly lit up.

He turned his head and looked at Tsurumaru beside him, and Tsurumaru spread his hands towards him, expressing that he had no objection.

Toki Fujikawa silently labeled the two elderly people as "diligent and thrifty at home" and "understanding" in his heart, then turned his head and raised an index finger expressionlessly at the front desk lady in front of him, "One room, thank you .”

The blush on the young front desk lady's face gradually faded. Her eyes swept over the black sportswear of the three of them one by one, and she suddenly seemed to understand something. The expression on her face was subtle for a moment.

When she handed the room card to Fujikawa, a bright smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "I wish you a wonderful night."

Toki Fujikawa: "..."

I always feel like there is something wrong with this sentence...

The author has something to say: I am afraid that the little angels will misunderstand, so I will explain it here.

In fact, Dazai also suspected that Ah Shi had ulterior motives [whoever made him commit suicide twice in one day was saved by Ah Shi), so he "followed the plan" to contact him actively, and then was sent away by Ah Shi with money 【Is it completely regarded as a touch porcelain? Dazai-kun o(*≧▽≦)ツ】

And about Ah Shi, although he has retired now, the habits of being a hero in the past are not just changed, he will still save someone when he sees suicide [even if he will be touched]

感谢在2019-12-2920:46:06~2019-12-3017:27:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 1 fan girl of Kishibe Rohan;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: king21 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!