After being laid off, I became a god judge

There are rows of pink cherry blossom trees planted on both sides of the streets of Yoshiwara, and clusters of pink cherry blossoms are clustered together. From a distance, it looks like pink clouds blooming on the branches of the cherry blossom trees.The sky in Yoshiwara is covered by layers of cold steel plates. There is no distinction between day and night here. When the red lanterns in the fence light up one after another, it is Yoshihara’s business hours.

The girls with gorgeous makeup are leaning on the railings weakly and bonelessly, attracting the benefactors coming and going with their eyes like silk, the dim yellow light outlines the beautiful body curves of the girls traveling, and the sweet fragrance of powder in the air makes people feel sleepy.

Finally escaped from the entanglement of many wandering girls, Gintoki patted the crumpled hem of the kimono, when he was entangled by the wandering girls just now, he got a lot of makeup on his body, now he looks like a makeup shop, All kinds of scents mixed together, making him dizzy for a while.

"Hey, kid."

After catching up to the boy in front of him in two or three steps, Yinshi looked at the beautifully dressed girls around him, and tapped the boy on the head a few times.

"Why did you bring me here? This is not the place for a child like you who hasn't even grown the hair on his bottom. If you want to experience the adult world, go home and open a bottle of Calpis and get drunk. .”

"No matter how much you drink, you can't get drunk with that thing!"

The shabby-clothed boy, Qingtai turned her head and gave him an annoyed look.

"And I came here just to find my mother, not the dirty idea you think."

"Hey, hey, looking for a mother, right? It turns out that this kind of play playing the role of mother and child is popular recently. A few years ago, it was the era when godfathers were popular."

"What kind of mother-son play is this! I really came here to find my mother, who is Yoshihara's oiran."

In desperation, the boy revealed the secret that he had hidden in his heart for a long time.

"It's normal for a child of your age to be full of fantasies about women. When I was your age, I often fantasized that Fujiko Mine is my mother, but once I think about inheriting Lupine III in the future I don’t think about it anymore, although Yinsang doesn’t like her natural curly hair, but natural curly hair is better than long sideburns, it’s still the monkey-like long sideburns.”

"So no matter how powerful my mother's genes are, it's useless. In the end, I will still look the same as my father. Rather than fantasizing that my mother is an oiran, it's better to pray that my father will not be the kind who goes to the bathroom A bald fat pig who washes his hands."

"Whose father do you say is a bald fat pig who doesn't wash his hands in the toilet!"

Yinshi opened his dead fish eyes, and picked his nose casually, it seemed that he didn't take the boy's words to heart at all.

At this time, there was a loud commotion from the corner of the street, Yinshi glanced over there without interest, and suddenly froze.

"Hey, kid."

"Ah? How many times have I told you that my name is Haruta."

The young man looked back impatiently at the naturally curly young man behind him.

Yinshi suddenly changed his casual attitude just now, and looked at the boy opposite him seriously.

"You just said that your mother is an oiran, right?"

"Yeah, anyway, you won't believe me when I tell you."

"So that person is your mother?"

Gintoki turned his finger back and pointed behind him, Qingta looked in the direction his right hand was pointing with some doubts, and was stunned on the spot.

"I apologize to you for saying that your father is a bald fat pig who doesn't wash his hands in the toilet. If you don't mind, I will be your father from now on."

Yinshi raised his hand and patted the young boy's thin shoulder, and said solemnly.

......

Fujikawa Toki was finally moved by the shop owner's words, and put on the kimono, which is said to be the treasure of the shop. All modesty and principles are not competitive in front of "free".

When Fujikawa put on this set of furisodes with golden cherry pattern on a red background, everyone, including Kiyomitsu who was still awake just now, without exception, all froze on the spot.

The shopkeeper looked at the young man who came out of the fitting room obsessively, and suddenly let out a sigh of emotion.

"If I were 20 years younger..."

He didn't say the last half of the sentence, but everyone except Fujikawa Toki could almost understand what he meant.

"My lord, you'd better put on that cloth."

Izumi Mamoru struggled for a long time, and finally hesitatingly suggested that Fujikawa Toki put the silk cloth on his face again.

Others also chimed in.

Toki Fujikawa: "..."

Is it so unbearable to look at him in women's clothes...

Glanced at Mutsu Mori and Nagasoya aside, Fujikawa Totoko was silent for a few seconds.

Hmm...it seems to be a bit spicy eyes...

"No."

Before he could say anything, the shopkeeper vetoed everyone's proposals.

"What's the difference between you doing this and throwing a few more hedgehogs on top of the best sea urchins! What a reckless waste!"

The shopkeeper changed his previous calm and composed expression, and opened his mouth filled with righteous indignation, and criticized several Fusangshen in turn, as if they had said such outrageous things just now.

In short, at the insistence of the shopkeeper, Fujikawa Toki didn’t put anything on his face to cover up. In fact, before they left, the shopkeeper “kindly” offered to put on makeup for them for free, so that their women’s clothes would look better. more natural.

This time without the other Fusangshen speaking, Fujikawa Toki refused with a cold face.

"Is it my illusion? Why does it feel like we are more eye-catching than before?"

After leaving the store, several people came to the streets of Yoshihara, but those who saw Fujikawa could no longer take their eyes off him.

Human beings have a nature of joining in the fun. When they hear a commotion or noise somewhere, they will always unconsciously glance at that place, and then they can't look away from that person just like the previous group of people. move away.

The obsessive or straightforward gazes made Fujikawa feel a little uncomfortable, especially these gazes were vaguely mixed with some obscene gazes containing some kind of unspeakable desire/desire, which made him extremely uncomfortable.

Fu Sangshen knew the root cause of all this in their hearts, but they all chose to keep their voices silent, quietly surrounded Fujikawa Toki, and used their bodies to block those annoying prying eyes.

"Which store are you from?"

Seeing that the person he was thinking about was blocked by other people, those people who had only dared to watch secretly with their eyes suddenly surrounded him with excitement.

"I am the young master of "Yixinxuan". If you wish, I can immediately redeem your body and marry you as my wife."

"I am the heir of the "Chengyi House". If you follow me, you will be guaranteed to eat delicious food and drink spicy food."

"I'm from Morijiu Real Estate..."

"Tsuruya..."

......

This group of youths with curly hair scrambled to introduce their family backgrounds, and elementary school students were not as active as this group of people in introducing themselves at the beginning of school.

"My lord, don't be impatient, these people are just a group of civilians."

As if sensing Fujikawa's bad mood at the moment, Kiyomitsu immediately turned around and whispered a few words of relief.

"I know."

Fujikawa's face was indifferent, even if he was no longer a professional hero, he would not be so depraved that he would attack a group of ordinary people.

"My lord, you should change back to your original clothes, it will only be more eye-catching."

Izumi Mamoru suggested again.

"Ah."

Fujikawa Toki didn't expect that the seamless plan he had drawn up had no effect at all. Although he didn't know which link went wrong, he had to admit that his plan of "mixing women's clothing into the crowd" was a complete failure.

He was just about to destroy the street as before and run around, when he was stopped by several Fusangshen.

"If there is too much commotion here, it would be bad to attract the guards here. We are here to hold these people back. My lord, just take this opportunity to leave and change your clothes."

Among the Fusangshen, Qingguang came to Honmaru the earliest, and his experience was richer than the others, so when encountering this situation, he was the first to calm down and came up with a feasible solution. solution.

"okay."

Fujikawa didn't hesitate at all, and directly adopted Qingguang's method, and when the Fusangshen helped him block the sight of others, he took the opportunity to run out.

His speed was so fast that almost no one could see his movement clearly, so he just disappeared from everyone's sight.

"Where's my beauty?!"

After Fujikawa disappeared, the group of people on the opposite side were either disappointed or angry, and some people ran away directly to find the trace of Fujikawa.

At this time, a group of men in black uniforms suddenly came, each with a real knife on their waist.

Wearing black uniforms and carrying knives, you can guess the true identity of this group of people without even thinking about it.

"Why did the Shinsengumi come here?! Isn't this the jurisdiction of the Night King?"

"Are the people in the Shinsengumi a bunch of lunatics? How dare they go to the Night King's territory to make trouble!"

"Get out of the way!"

Tufang waved his hands impatiently, signaling the others to get out of the way.

"I'm not here to find you, the dregs of society who only know how to spend their days and drinks."

Everyone was furious, "What did you say?!"

Tufang glanced at them coldly, "Or we can take all of you back."

The people who were still shouting loudly in the last second suddenly fell silent, and left here very wisely. Soon, there were only six Fusangshen left here.

"It should be said that you are smart or stupid. You can even think of a way to mix women's clothing into Yoshihara to hide from people's eyes, but you haven't thought about it..."

Hijikata looked around Mutsu Mori and Nagasoya, and quickly looked away.

"Haven't you ever thought about taking a good look in the mirror before going out? Do you think we can't recognize you as long as you shave off your beard? Have you ever seen a woman with such a strong figure?!"

Fusangshen: "..."

Nagasoya: ...

He felt as if he was offended.

......

Fujikawa Toki finally came to a hidden alley, just as he was about to take off the complicated furisode on his body and change into his original clothes, he suddenly noticed a line of sight.

At the same time, a voice came from above him.

"Ah, I didn't expect to meet the legendary oiran in this place."

Fujikawa took a few steps back, a figure descended from the sky, and a handsome orange-haired boy with a handsome face landed in front of Fujikawa with a smile.

The author has something to say: Finally, the code came out before twelve o'clock_(:з」∠)_

On a whim, I opened a pit for killing ghosts. It should be opened after the end of this article [or halfway through]. Interested little angels can go to bookmark_(:з」∠)_

The name is this [Comprehensive] Those years when I was the pillar of the Ghost Slayer Squad

The copy is this:

Shigure is a night rabbit.

On the way to work on the earth, I accidentally picked up the wrong spaceship and came to the Taisho era.

During the Taisho period, it is said that at sunset, there are often evil ghosts that eat people.

According to legend, the evil spirit is pale in complexion, afraid of the sun, and powerful.

Ghost Slayer Squad member: I found you!Evil spirit!

Pale complexion, afraid of the sun, powerful certain night rabbit:? ? ?

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Demon Slayer Team member: Tomioka-sama uses "water breathing", so he is a water column.Master Yinsui uses "breath of sound", so he is a sound column.What about Mr. Yu then?

Shigure: I breathe through my mouth, so I am Kouju.

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感谢在2019-11-2022:18:54~2019-11-2123:38:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: (′∩ω∩`) 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of squeaky mi; 1 bottle of hemp leaf, rabbit, and Yilan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!