That lame prince stood up and kissed me

Jiang Xiaoman's toffee was cheated, he was angry at the moment, but regretted it later.

If he hadn't appeared by himself, the male lead would have been able to flirt with the female lead by now, so why would he be so bored as to trick a passer-by like him into eating candies?

He was angrily about to eat the last toffee, but when the toffee was delivered to his mouth, he began to feel sorry for the prince, so he carefully put the toffee back into the small bag, and prepared to save it for the prince to eat next time .

Jiang Xiaoman sat on the edge of the bed and licked his fingers. It was sweet and fragrant, and the toffee was really delicious.

After hearing the heroine's bell that day, Jiang Xiaoman wandered around the palace every day.The palace people saw Jiang Xiaoman walking up and down there every day, and thought that this was his way to preserve his youth forever, but they didn't know that he was so nervous that he couldn't find the heroine.

Fortunately, Huangtian paid off, and Jiang Xiaoman finally found the heroine a few days later.

However, Jiang Xiaoman was happy for a few seconds, and when he realized what was happening in front of him, he knew something was wrong.

Nangong Xue was arguing with someone.

"Why did you wash the princess's dress like this? It's all ruined!" A court lady held a dress in her hand, her voice changed in anxiety.

"How do I know how to wash it? The water is freezing to death!" Nangongxue said loudly.

"Clumsy! Can't even do laundry!" Another court lady was also anxious.

"If you like to do laundry, I won't do it!" Nangongxue screamed.

The last time Jiang Xiaoman saw Nangongxue, Nangongxue was wearing a beautiful red dress, and now Nangongxue was dressed as a court lady.

Jiang Xiaoman hid aside and eavesdropped for a while, and probably understood the ins and outs of the matter.Just like the original plot, Nangong Xue used a false identity to sneak into the palace.It's just that she failed to become a fake fairy, and she didn't know how to operate it, and finally became a palace maid under a certain princess.

Nangongxue is a charming girl who is loved by thousands of people in the Demon Cult. She is almost a princess. How could she have worked?But she, a fake palace lady, has to do real work. She didn't know anything for a few days, and now she ruined the princess's clothes, which naturally attracted the scolding of other palace ladies.

"How do I explain this dress to the princess?"

"I'll lose money! Is that all right?"

"Can you afford it?"

Jiang Xiaoman couldn't stand it anymore, and appeared behind everyone in a fluttering manner.

The court ladies had seen Jiang Xiaoman before, and hurriedly saluted him when they saw him coming.Nangongxue had never seen Jiang Xiaoman before, so she only glanced at Jiang Xiaoman, and was held down by the maid and bowed her head in salute.

Looking at their nervous expressions, Jiang Xiaoman calmly reached out to the maid, asking her to bring the princess' dress.

The princess's skirt is made of good material and exquisite workmanship. The cloth is embroidered with intricate and exquisite peony flowers. The color of each petal is different, which is really beautiful.But at this time, the peony flower was scratched in several places, and one of the good-looking flowers was loosened. It seemed that it was the masterpiece of Nangongxue's violent laundry.

Jiang Xiaoman raised his eyes and glanced at Nangongxue. Nangongxue's pretty face was flushed, and her big watery eyes stared at Jiang Xiaoman and then at the other two.I don't know whether to be angry or ashamed.

Nangong Xue said: "Isn't it just a rag? What's the fuss about? I'll pay her a hundred pieces!"

The maid replied: "Hey, why are you so rude?"

Seeing that they were about to quarrel again, Jiang Xiaoman raised his hand to stop it.

Jiang Xiaoman stretched out his fingers to touch the embroidery gently, the other three people didn't understand what he was going to do, they stared at him when they saw that he seemed to have something to say.After a while, Jiang Xiaoman raised his head and asked, "Is this Princess Yunmeng's dress?"

The maid nodded hurriedly.

"Does Your Highness have a cat?"

The maid nodded again.

Jiang Xiaoman pondered for a moment, finally sighed, and said softly: "The princess used to suffer from a bloody disaster, but now this skirt protects her from it."

Jiang Xiaoman was talking nonsense again.

He had never seen Princess Yunmeng at all, but he remembered that Princess Yunmeng happened to be wearing a floral dress when she appeared in the book, which was the same as this dress.

This princess Yunmeng is the queen's niece, who was named a princess because she was favored by the queen and the emperor.She dreams of becoming a princess, and she will appear in front of the prince every three days.

It was the first time for the heroine to appear in front of everyone in the novel. Princess Yunmeng noticed that the prince was always staring at the heroine, and immediately became jealous and tried to make things difficult for the heroine.It’s just that the heroine won’t let her bully her. Jiang Xiaoman has read ten chapters. In these ten chapters, the princess kept trying to bully the heroine, and then she was slapped in the face by the heroine. It’s clear that there will be no good endings in the future. .

This first slap in the face has something to do with cats.

The princess said that she kept sneezing, and the imperial physician was helpless, so she wanted to ask the hostess to treat her.

She deliberately wanted to trouble the heroine, but when she saw the heroine hesitated, she immediately taunted her.The hostess couldn't swallow this breath, remembering hearing from others that she was afraid of cats, and was upset because the emperor rewarded a cat, so she deliberately used her kitten to punish her, which made her look pale, and was even beaten by the cat. After scratching it several times, it was horrible.

The palace lady knew the secret that the princess was afraid of cats, and now she heard Jiang Xiaoman's ambiguous words, she immediately showed disbelief in her eyes.

Jiang Xiaoman handed the skirt back to the maid, and said: "The skirt was washed and torn, it's fate. This thing is for the princess to relieve her misfortune. After going back, I worshiped it with three sticks of incense, and kept it after mending."

The maids nodded their heads, only Nangongxue didn't understand what they meant, she murmured, "What strange powers..."

The palace maid glared at Nangongxue, "Haven't you thanked the immortal? If it wasn't for the immortal's advice, the princess would have to punish you!"

Nangongxue finally turned her eyes to Jiang Xiaoman. She saw that Jiang Xiaoman was about the same age as herself, but everyone treated Jiang Xiaoman with respect and respect, and she felt unbalanced.

She was originally a proud character, and she couldn't stand others watching her make a fool of herself, let alone helping her after watching it.

Right now Jiang Xiao hurriedly helped her, she blushed with embarrassment, and said "hum" ungratefully: "If you punish, you will be punished, whoever asks you to help! Mind your own business!"

After Nangongxue finished speaking, she turned her head and left, completely showing her charming and savage heroine side.

The court ladies hurriedly wanted to call her, but Jiang Xiaoman just shook his head, "Don't take it to heart."

The immortal said so, and everyone had no choice but to give up.But what they didn't know was that what Jiang Xiaoman was afraid of was that they would say more about Nangongxue now, and when Nangongxue and the prince got married and became the princess, they might seek revenge from them.

Everyone is a cannon fodder passerby, so bear with it.

On the way back to Tongtian Pagoda, Jiang Xiaoman felt a little more relaxed, but when he thought that the heroine didn't know when she would be able to get online with the prince, his heart rose again.

We must make the prince fall in love with the heroine as soon as possible!

On the other side, in Changle Palace.

The candle on the case was flickering, the prince was sitting in front of the case, flipping through the memorials delivered today, and asked absently, "What did the little fairy do today?"

Tong Guang quietly stood behind the prince like a shadow, and said in a low voice, "As usual, he walked around the palace, but today he also helped Princess Yunmeng's maid."

"Oh? What's the matter?" The prince stopped his work.

"Yes." Tong Guang explained the ins and outs of the future.

The prince listened expressionlessly, and when he heard that the maidservant was gorgeous, and how Jiang Xiaoman was a hero to save the beauty, he couldn't help but twitched his lips, and said coldly: "Isn't this immortal in his eighties? Still interested in women? It’s really old and strong, you can’t see it.”

Just when the prince was thinking about how old and strong Jiang Xiaoman was, Jiang Xiaoman had already returned to Tongtian Tower, took a bath and fell asleep with the kitten in his arms.

He also dreamed that the prince and Nangongxue got married, and the two thanked him as a matchmaker with snot and tears.

No thanks, no thanks, just let me go home smoothly.

Jiang Xiaoman smiled happily in his sleep.

The next day, when Jiang Xiaoman was still thinking about how to get Nangongxue in front of the prince, someone suddenly asked him to come.

This person is Princess Yunmeng.

Although the appearance of Princess Yunmeng is not as stunning as the heroine, she is still a first-class beauty, and her pair of phoenix eyes are especially aura.It's a pity that the personality is as delicate and savage as the heroine, and it's not the heroine's life. After all, she's just a cannon fodder female supporting role.

But unexpectedly, she was quite polite to Jiang Xiaoman, invited Jiang Xiaoman here respectfully, and quickly invited Jiang Xiaoman to take a seat, which made Jiang Xiaoman's initial impression of her not bad.

The two sat facing each other, the princess said: "I heard what happened yesterday, and I want to thank the immortal personally."

Jiang Xiaoman nodded with an inscrutable expression on his face, but did not speak.The princess said some words of thanks again, seeing that Jiang Xiaoman was still in the same state, she didn't know how to continue, she hurriedly waved to the maid and said, "What are you waiting for, get some snacks!"

Three maids of honor appeared, each holding a plate of dim sum.

"This is made by Bengong himself, Immortal, try it."

Those snacks are all exquisite in appearance and have a compelling aroma.Jiang Xiaoman swallowed secretly, he thought his expression was restrained, but he didn't realize that the way he swallowed was seen by the princess.The expression on the princess's face finally changed when she saw the fairy, and she was so busy that she asked people to continue serving snacks.

Jiang Xiaoman ate a few pieces of cakes for the princess, and his favorability for the princess rose sharply. He also responded a few more words to what the princess said.

At this moment, a white kitten suddenly jumped onto the table and knocked over the snacks.

"Oh!" the princess's face turned pale with fright, and she screamed, "Grab it! Grab it!"

"Your Highness!" A court lady hurriedly came forward to catch the cat, but the kitten jumped into Jiang Xiaoman's arms.

"Immortal!" Everyone became more anxious immediately, the immortal is eighty years old, if an old bone is crushed by a cat, how will they pay for it?

The scene was chaotic, the princess screamed, and the maids were in a hurry trying to catch the cat and wipe the table, but Jiang Xiaoman remained calm, raised his hand to rub the cat's head, and ate another piece of candy that was still on the plate.

It was delicious, and Jiang Xiaoman realized that everyone was staring at him in panic when he ate half of the pastry. He quickly swallowed the pastry, cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Don't panic, poor people and cats are destined." Mouth.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but the princess looked uneasy and even sneezed twice.

The cat in Jiang Xiaoman's arms was the one given by the emperor. Although the princess was afraid of cats, she dared not say no to them.

Seeing the princess lowering her head and wiping her nose with a handkerchief, Jiang Xiaoman thought of the princess saying that she was always sneezing, and suddenly thought it might be because she was allergic to cat fur.

Jiang Xiaoman looked at the table full of dim sum, thinking that if you give me something delicious, then I have to help you too.He raised his hand to stroke the kitten's back, and said, "Is this cat a gift from His Majesty?"

The princess nodded: "Exactly."

"It's a pity." Jiang Xiaoman shook his head, "Although it's a gift from His Majesty, it's a pity that the princess doesn't have a fate with a cat. If she continues to keep a cat, there will be doom."

The princess' almond eyes widened, Jiang Xiaoman's words spoke to her heart, and she nodded hastily.

"This Mao Pingdao took it away. If His Majesty wants to ask about it, just report it as it is."

For such a trivial matter, Jiang Xiaoman guessed that the emperor would not bother with him, but this relieved the princess from her serious worries.The princess's respect for Jiang Xiaoman continued to rise. At first she was a little skeptical about Jiang Xiaoman's magic power, but now she only felt that Jiang Xiaoman really had supernatural powers and knew exactly what she was thinking.

The princess hurriedly said again: "Didn't I also make a lotus seed soup? Quickly bring it up!"

"Boiling lotus seed soup is my best skill, Immortal, you must try it."

Jiang Xiaoman secretly swallowed again when he heard this, the lotus seed soup came, Jiang Xiaoman looked up, but saw that the maid who came forward was actually Nangongxue.

When Nangongxue saw him, her almond eyes widened, and when she put down the small bowl, she was a little too strong, and some lotus seed soup spilled out.

"You bastard! How are you doing?" The princess looked at Nangongxue loudly after seeing it.Nangong Xue didn't expect to spill it, she was a little embarrassed, but when she heard the princess yelling at her, she became angry and glared at the princess.

"What eyes? Are you the one who looks at people like that?" The princess's anger also came up.

Jiang Xiaoman looked at the wet sleeves and the tense atmosphere, feeling a little aggrieved.I didn't speak, what are you arguing about?

"Stop making noise." Jiang Xiaoman said weakly.

"Immortal! This maid is so rude!"

"You woman is rude!"

"You call me a woman? Come here! Give me..."

"Stop making noise." Jiang Xiaoman raised his voice a little, "Headache!"

The princess respected her elders and stopped talking; Nangong Xue also knew that Jiang Xiaoman was the living fairy in the legend, so she stopped talking now, and the two girls stared at each other.

Jiang Xiaoman really had a headache, he picked up a piece of pastry and put it in his mouth, and ate it slowly.After he finished eating, he sighed and said, "You two are not destined to be together. If you don't want to be sisters in the next life, don't form a bad relationship in this life."

When Jiang Xiaoman said this, he thought about the matter so far, so he just continued according to the plan.He said: "This court lady has a predestined relationship with the poor, so come to Tongtian Pagoda in the future."

The princess didn't like this court lady in the first place, and now she obeyed Jiang Xiaoman's advice, so she naturally had no objection.But Nangongxue was different. Although Jiang Xiaoman saved her from being scolded again, she just didn't like this living fairy with thin skin and tender flesh, so she swaggered her head and left with a "hum".

The princess wanted to curse, but Jiang Xiaoman just shook his head lightly holding the kitten Yun Danfeng.

The male protagonist's woman cannot be offended.

On the other side, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince in Changle Palace has already heard about Jiang Xiaoman's itinerary for today.

"You still made that maid go to your own place? I can't tell, it's only been a few days, and I can't hold back anymore."

The prince rested his cheeks in one hand, his black pupils didn't show a hint of a smile, but his tone was filled with a smile: "The immortal was invited by my father. I haven't seen it a few times, but it's cheaper than those court ladies."

"I haven't seen the immortal for several days. It seems that there is no woman, so it is impossible to welcome the immortal."

"Go, say that the palace lady is lonely, and get Changle Palace."

Jiang Xiaoman originally planned to get Nangongxue to him first, and then find a way to transfer her to the prince.

Unexpectedly, before the others returned to Tongtian Tower, the eunuch from Changle Palace reported that the prince also wanted the maid, so she sent them to the prince first.

The eunuch said that he would send other court ladies to make up for Jiang Xiaoman's lack, Jiang Xiaoman even said no, his heart was overjoyed.

God!

Is this the legendary domineering cripple?

It turned out that the prince had noticed the heroine a long time ago, and now he found that the heroine had fallen into the hands of others, so he hurried up to snatch her away.

What kind of plot is this about a domineering cripple falling in love with me?

It is too sweet!

It's really sweet!

Jiang Xiaoman felt that he was drunk.