That lame prince stood up and kissed me

When Jiang Xiaoman woke up, he found that he was haunted by a ghost.His chest and legs were pressed by heavy objects, which made him unable to move.

A ghost kicked him in the middle of the night last night, so scared that he quickly hid inside the bed, and secretly grabbed Rong Ting's hand.Relying on Rong Ting's male protagonist's righteousness, he managed to pass the second half of the night safely without being kicked by the ghost, but he didn't expect that ghost to come back now.

What to do...Jiang Xiaoman struggled hard to save his life.

"Meow."

The weight on his chest suddenly screamed, Jiang Xiaoman opened his eyes and found that General Yin was obediently looking at him.

"what?"

Jiang Xiaoman stretched his neck and looked again. There was a mass of white hair on his leg, it was Mimi.

"It's you guys..." Only then did Jiang Xiaoman realize that he wasn't really awake just now.He reached out to hug General Yin, but when he raised his hand, he found something in his palm.Spread the palm, it is the little golden cat that was taken away from him.

The strap tied to the little golden cat was wrapped around his wrist. The strap was no longer the original strap, but a red silk rope with a jade bead wrapped in the middle.

Jiang Xiaoman lay on the bed and raised his hand to look at the lost and recovered little golden cat, giggling.

No one is allowed to take it away this time.

"Why is it so heavy? Little fat cat?" Jiang Xiaoman hugged General Yin from his chest.This little orange cat followed him every day to eat delicious food and drink spicy food. Every day, it became more round and fuller, and its growth was astonishing.Jiang Xiaoman weighed it in his hand, sighed and said, "It's become so big, I can't use you to make a tiger."

Jiang Xiaoman looked at the two kittens rolling around on the bed, and asked suspiciously, "Did you guys kick me last night?"

That's not right... He remembered that when he put down the bed curtain last night, the cats were indeed outside.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaoman's hair started to creep up again, and the little golden cat got out of bed quickly.

The prince had already gone to court, Changle Palace was empty, even Nangongxue didn't know where to go.

Before Jiang Xiaoman left, he passed by the prince's desk, and saw that the book the prince was reading last night was still spread out on it.The book was full of brow criticisms written in small characters in vermilion brush. He looked at it and opened his mouth in admiration.

The prince's secretive and earnest study, if he came to modern times, he would definitely be a university bully.

Handsome and smart, and a standard campus male god, it's amazing.

It doesn't look like me... Jiang Xiaoman let out a "hey" and then laughed again.Although he can't be a male god, he is a friend of a male god, which is also remarkable.

Jiang Xiaoman went back to Tongtian Tower for breakfast, and then began to clean up the messy Tongtian Tower.

Halfway through packing, the eunuch who sent the order came, saying that the queen wanted to discuss with him about the Hundred Flowers Banquet.Jiang Xiaoman agreed, holding the sedan chair that General Yin took to pick him up.

"Fairy."

In the Compassionate Ning Palace, the queen prepared a table of snacks for Jiang Xiaoman.Jiang Xiaoman just finished his breakfast, but he couldn't eat any more, so he felt a little worried.

"In a few days, the Hundred Flowers Feast will be held. I don't know what advice the immortals have?"

Jiang Xiaoman was still thinking about which one to eat if he could only eat one.Seeing that he didn't respond, the queen called out again, "Immortal?"

"Ah." Jiang Xiaoman finally came to his senses.

"I have been thinking about the prince's marriage these days. I wonder if the immortal can see if the person who is destined to be with the prince has come."

Jiang Xiaoman was extremely sober in an instant, he suppressed his expression, shook his head lightly and said: "It's all because of fate, until the last step, I can't tell the truth."

Jiang Xiaoman knew that the queen didn't want the prince's leg to be healed. If the queen knew that the prince's destined person was Nangongxue, it might bring trouble to Nangongxue.

Although the golden fingers of the male and female protagonists are both big, they can definitely not only save the day, but also slap the queen in the face.But as the hero and heroine's faithful assist, Jiang Xiaoman is still very cautious.

"Didn't the Immortal say that it will appear within three months?" The Queen's expression was gentle, but her tone was very strong, "It should also appear."

"The time has not come." Jiang Xiaoman insisted.

The queen's beautiful eyes turned around, quietly looking at Jiang Xiaoman.Jiang Xiaoman looked back calmly, and said after a while: "The prince has been ill recently, and even yesterday his leg hurts uncontrollably. But even so, there is no need to rush. Your empress must not worry too much about the prince."

"The immortal and the prince are very close."

"It's just a predestined relationship with the prince. After this matter is over..." Jiang Xiaoman stopped talking, and reached for the little green pear he had been looking at for a long time.

How could there be small pears in the snack pile?It turned out to be made of flour, and it was made like a pear, even the taste.

Jiang Xiaoman stopped talking halfway through, and the queen tried a few more words, but Jiang Xiaoman stopped talking, and just concentrated on eating the pears.

At this time, the emperor arrived.

The queen secretly breathed a sigh of relief, as did Jiang Xiaoman beside her.If no one came, he would have to eat the whole meal in embarrassment.

After the emperor came down from the morning court, he heard that the empress had invited living gods to the Palace of Compassion and Ning, so he also came to get together.He met Princess Yunmeng on the way, and Princess Yunmeng also came together.

As soon as the emperor arrived, he first cared about the prince's condition: "Immortal, Ting'er's leg hurt yesterday, and he came here to ask for an order from me. How is the current situation?"

Jiang Xiaoman didn't dare to let the emperor know that the cause of everything was a quarrel between him and the crown prince, he hurriedly said: "The poor Taoist has given the elixir to His Highness, and there is no serious problem."

When Princess Yunmeng heard that the crown prince was unwell, she also showed concern and said, "Is your highness okay? I heard from brother Zhe a few days ago that your highness coughed so much that he vomited blood in the Shang study."

Jiang Xiaoman: "???"

Jiang Xiaoman wanted to clarify, but he was afraid that if the prince was too healthy, others would bully the prince.He thought for a while, finally sighed simply, closed his eyes and shook his head.

Everyone looked at Jiang Xiaoman's solemn expression, thinking that the prince might be in trouble.

"Let's talk about the Hundred Flowers Banquet." The queen changed the subject, "I just want to ask the immortals for their opinions."

The emperor cheered up, and said with a smile to Jiang Xiaoman: "Recently, the dresses of the nobles are ingenious. I heard that the immortals taught them to look like the fairies in the fairy world?"

Speaking of this, Jiang Xiaoman quickly got up, bowed to the emperor, and lowered his head.

The emperor didn't understand why Jiang Xiaoman did this suddenly, "What happened to the immortal?"

"Please forgive me, Your Majesty." Jiang Xiaoman lowered his head and said, "Poverty should not go to the harem without authorization."

"Is this the case?" The emperor laughed again, "Immortal, please sit down! I thought something was wrong, so this is the matter!"

Jiang Xiaoman still didn't look up.

The emperor said: "Earlier, I have decreed that in this imperial city, no matter where the immortals want to go, they will be allowed to go. I know that the immortals are people who practice the Tao, and there has been no love between men and women. Immortals don't need to worry too much."

When Jiang Xiaoman heard the emperor reconfirmed that he was able to run around, he finally raised his head and returned to his seat.

He was calm on the surface, but he was happy in his heart.This was said by the emperor himself. From now on, he can go wherever he wants, and see if the cripple dares to snatch his little golden cat!

"I have also seen the makeup of the nobles, and they are really different." The queen laughed, "I don't know what activities the gods do in the fairy world on weekdays?"

"That's a lot. The fairies and fairies in the sky like to hold such a palm-sized thing the most." Jiang Xiaoman's spirit came when he said this, and he gestured, "Don't look at this little thing, but it can Listening to music, watching movies, and communicating with people thousands of miles away.”

"Watching a play?" Yunmeng was also aroused interest.

"There are all kinds of plays in it, and you can watch it whenever you want. Just pick it up, press it, and the play inside will start."

"Then how do you put people in? Are those actors living in it?"

"That's a kind of fairy method, which can put the appearance of a person into that gadget, but the person is still running outside and can't stay inside." Jiang Xiaoman said, "As long as the fairies have that every day, their lives will be happy .”

"Immortal, what about yours?"

"My..." Jiang Xiaoman froze immediately after being asked this question.He lowered his voice and said sadly: "I lost it in order to come down to the mortal world. I have to go back to the fairy world to get another one. With my poor cultivation, I can't bring it to the human world."

"The immortal sacrificed so much for Ting'er." The emperor sighed, "It is not easy to use the little thing the immortal said in the human world. But besides this, is there anything else that the immortal world can bring to the human world?"

Jiang Xiaoman was silent for a moment, then shook his head.He is not a big scientist, so he only understands a lot of things in general. If you want him to actually do it, it will be difficult for him, so it is better not to talk about it.

"What do you eat in the fairy world? Maybe we can prepare one or two for the Hundred Flowers Banquet."

Hearing the food, Jiang Xiaoman's spirit immediately came back.

"The immortal has been away from the fairyland for a few days, can you think of any food in the fairyland?"

"Yes!" Jiang Xiaoman said loudly, "Fried chicken! Potato chips! Pearl milk tea!"