The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"Good morning, Saiki-kun."

"Ah."

"Good morning."

Saiki Kusuo simply nodded, turned his head and walked to his seat, which is a very common unobserved position in the classroom - the fifth row on the left by the window.

This position is not simple, it can be said that it is a position with the right time, place and people. It has a very profound knowledge. You can enjoy the scenery outside the window without being noticed by teachers and classmates. Even the students around you are the most suitable for him. A, B, and C who are ordinary people in his mind, boy A with a thin triangular pimple face, ordinary-looking passerby B with freckles, and dumpy foodie C who walks and flickers, sitting among these people, he can almost complete the task. He annihilated the wishes of everyone.

[God, if I didn't see his badge, I almost couldn't remember his name?His appearance is too blurry, like a mosaic, and even the hairpin on his head is super ugly. 】

【Isn't this guy called Jinmu? Is he wrong?Forget it, it doesn't matter, I'm not familiar with it anyway. 】

Behind Qi Mu, passers-by A and B, who were smiling just now, could clearly hear the whispering thoughts in their minds.

What the hell is fuzzy looking?Obviously my thought control over this world is to make myself a featureless image, right?

This passer-by, hurry up and study Chinese well, and take a good look at yourself.

However, this evaluation is exactly what I want.

Saiki Kusuo, who managed to retain a moderate favorability of 40 among his classmates, calmly took out his vacation homework from his schoolbag, laid it on the table in a very ordinary way, and waited for the teacher to arrive like the students around him.

After the teacher came in, he began to explain the precautions for the new semester. The person with superpowers sat upright in his seat, staring straight at the teacher on the podium, but his thoughts began to wander and diverge like mosquito coils, and he suddenly detoured around his home On the stupid brother.

I always feel that the little ghost had a weird expression when he teleported away in the morning just now. Is it an illusion—this kind of uneasy premonition?

This kid was almost grown up by him. Now that he is so far away from home to go to school, he will not be bullied by others, right?

Thinking about it this way, with a weak (?) body, weird words and deeds, and an unflattering expression, Yuzai Taiguang will not be excluded, right?

The more the person with superpowers thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, and he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed.

Although he has been living with Yu all the time, he can see him every day after school, but he has never tried to go to his school to understand his life, he pursed his mouth and raised his hands to signal to the new head teacher to go to the bathroom , The teacher didn't care about this uncharacteristic student, and let him go without paying attention.

At this time, it should be the opening ceremony, right?

Saiki Kusuo quietly hid in a blind spot without a camera, and teleported directly to the roof of the teaching building next to the auditorium of Teiko Middle School. From this angle, he could see everything that happened in the auditorium.

Ms. Matsumoto, who was in charge of the order of the scene, was extremely astonished. The fine beads of sweat seemed to be dripping from a valve that had been accidentally loosened. It was obviously still April, and the amount of sweat was extremely considerable.

The principal next to him, who had just finished his speech and experienced an accident, seemed to have finally calmed down. He stared at the sweaty Matsumoto and accused him indiscriminately, "What's going on? How could such a good opening ceremony be like this?" What did you do? Are you trying to get fired?"

Kusuo Saiki, who stood on the top of the building and witnessed the whole process, was expressionless. This guy is really messing up. This is the end. When the favorability of the teachers and classmates in the school shows, it will definitely drop sharply, which is about the same level as the Great Rift Valley in East Africa. .

Yeah, do you do n’t know if this guy hates this kind of maverick person, and is still a patient with the Duke of the King of the King.

Matsumoto wanted to cry, but he was innocent too. Who knows what happened to this man!

At this time, a picture suddenly flashed in my mind, like a scene of violent action being forcibly inserted in a comedy movie, but Mr. Matsumoto couldn't care less, "Principal, this classmate on stage is the The representative of freshmen, he is one of the No.1 students enrolled this year, and he was supposed to give a speech."

Hearing that this might be an excellent student, the principal was skeptical, his tone contained a little anger, but he still involuntarily slowed down, "Really? How do I remember the first classmate who seems to be from the Akashi family? And isn't this student's appearance too... exaggerated." When it came to the end, he pondered for a long time

"Principal, there are two students with full marks this year, and the other one is this one, uh...what's his name? Yes, Mitsusuyu, he has both ability and political integrity just like Akashi! They are all from the students." Good role model!"

The principal's face finally softened a lot. He nodded in satisfaction and looked at the podium expectantly, "Hmph, then I'll look forward to it."

"Yes, yes!" Matsumoto wiped his sweat again, this classmate should not do anything out of the ordinary.

"Let's invite our freshman representative—Guang Zhouyou, who has a perfect score for admission, to give a freshman speech! Applause welcome!" The voice on the radio was intermittent and noisy, and the person holding the microphone seemed to be gnashing his teeth.

Akashi who has stood up in the audience: "..."

The whole auditorium seemed to be still. Every Teiko student present felt as if he was immersed in the vast ocean, surrounded by silence. Only the person standing on the central podium stood proudly amidst the sparkling light. The young man seemed light and flirtatious, but his heavy gaze made people tremble all over.

"Who is this person? He looks super powerful!" A freshman sitting under the stage had sparkling eyes, and looked at Guangzhou on the stage with admiration.

"God, I feel like I'm in love!"

Hiding among the crowd, Fujiwara Xiang, Class B Entrance Examination No. 2, slammed her new deskmate next to her without grace, and made her roll her eyes.

"This face is so perfect that I dare not look directly at it. Is it God's creation?"

"Are you the first in the school year? I'm looking forward to his speech... But then again, there's nothing to look forward to in the speech. Anyway, I just read the speech script issued by the school last year. Hey, it's boring."

Another girl pushed her eyes on the bridge of her nose, trying to cover her sparkling eyes.

Saiki Kusuo, who stood on the teaching building and looked down at all kinds of beings: ...It seems to be different from what I imagined.

The mixed and even incoherent voices received in his mind explained to him what is called a world that only looks at faces.

It's impossible for this school to be occupied by girls, right?And he didn't dare to look directly at what kind of ghost description, did he have a light bulb on his face?

Just as he was making complaints, a mysterious and weird background music with dense drums sounded faintly from the school radio, and the surrounding teachers and senior students raised their heads in surprise. Where did the sound come from?

【...Isn't this background music the theme song of the TV series that the useless man chased after yesterday when he was mentally handicapped like a romance movie?The main character is a bonobo time-traveled detective. 】

Saiki recalled the fear of being ruled by this children's show that was billed as a detective drama.

"This world is rotten, this world full of filth and hypocrisy—" The cold voice was full of chant and sarcasm, with a sigh mixed in between.

Teacher and Diguang students: "..." What is this opening?

Saiki Kusuo: "..." The person with super powers narrowed his eyes, why is this tone so familiar.

"Heh—" A cold snort came out clearly from the loudspeaker, mixed with contempt and coldness, the whole school was terrified and felt goosebumps popping up one by one.

But Saiki Kusuo suddenly remembered that yesterday, after this stupid brother asked him for the tempura on the plate and was brutally rejected, he seemed to be humming like that too.

"I'm Guang Zhouyou, you can also call me Dunkler Kaiser, or—" Call me the Dark Emperor!

Saiki Kusuo: ...

When did this guy secretly ascend to the throne?Where is the original king?

Guangzhou opened his mouth in vain, but did not make any sound. He immediately became alert and aware that there was a mysterious dark force preventing him from speaking.

ah!Must be the hostile Huhnbrust (chicken breast)!Damn it!They actually sent spies to lurk in this school, and my choice was right!I must find out the dark truth hidden in this school ruled by Huhnbrust!

After all, since the Phantom Troupe came back, he has understood a very profound truth, that is——

If God can't save this corrupted world, then let me destroy it, and kill this useless God by the way.

Qi Mu on the roof? God himself? Kusuo took out a machete more than ten meters from his back and played with it, with blue veins on his face.

It turns out that the culprit is that bug organization, hehe, I wonder if we can open the passage to another world again?

"We follow, unrestrained, dignified, do whatever we want, trample on unfamiliar soil, never reject those who come, never pursue those who go, and those who hinder me, we will destroy them all!"

After speaking this domineering line, the black-haired boy tossed his school uniform and walked off the podium, leaving behind only a cool back.

But he gritted his teeth with tears in his heart. It must have been the pink earl's racial talent telepathie (telepathie) just now!It's terrible, to tamper with his lines without authorization, this year's brainwashing plan has failed!

[I don’t want to stop you from saying some shameful lines that even a god will make me fall, right? 】

However, the subject whose school uniform was taken away by him just now should have accepted his property, well, anyway, he must be very honored, his personal uniform can be put on by His Majesty the ruler——He went honestly with his schoolbag on his back Guang Zhou, who was taking his school uniform from the Academic Affairs Office, thought so.

[Yeah, yeah, then you're really thinking too much, you borrowed a boy's uniform, how could there be a boy...]

The person with superpowers telepathized at will——

[Oh my god!The robber who snatched my school uniform... Appeared, and was actually worn by my male god, I was a little excited! ] A burst of weird titters made Sai Mu Kusuo's brain ache.

Akashi Seijuro, who was ignored, stood with his arms folded on the small steps beside the center of the venue. This was an inconspicuous corner where the lights couldn't be found.His rosy eyes were like two rubies soaked in the dark sea, flickering in and out of light and shadow. He stared fixedly at the shiny side face of the boy who left, and only after a while did he chuckle.

The dark-skinned youth Aomine Daiki sitting in Class C of the first year unconsciously opened his eyes wide and muttered to himself, "Isn't this guy so cool?"

Apparently, this arrogant act of yelling "Anyone who hinders me will be destroyed" in front of the whole school hit a secret excitement in this young man, and he unconsciously began to imagine what he would look like if he was on top.

What if I have something to say above? ——I want to be the man who is the king of basketball? !It seems strange, forget it, I must get to know this guy, maybe he also likes to play basketball!

The thinking of a basketball dunce is always so direct.

There are not a few students who have the same thoughts as Aomine. The Teiguang students who were originally as quiet as chickens were silent for a minute and then suddenly jumped up excitedly from their seats. Fan teenagers have nowhere to release their passionate dreams. Unfortunately, they can't fall from the sky from a height of more than ten meters, and they can't make themselves the first in the grade. They can only hate being taught by the teachers and become hundreds of little chickens.

Therefore, countless students could only watch the black-haired boy's back with admiration and admiration, and Akashi, the former freshman representative, finally stood on the podium.

He couldn't help but fell into deep thought as he watched the scene that looked like a cult carnival.

As a freshman representative, I have given speeches so many times, but I have never seen such a grand event. Is my speech not passionate enough?

Saiki Kusuo: Well, it seems that this school is completely hopeless.Hopefully when I get back to school I don't get some weird nicknames like "Toilet King" or something.