The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

People with superpowers began to travel continuously and modify history.

For the third time, Saiki Kusuo came to the modified world, and he landed in his room again, looking around without finding any trace of Guang Zhou.

Good guy, that guy actually fled to another world this time, and he hasn't come back yet.

Qi Mu only found a poor high-tech communication device in his room. Before he could frown and fiddle with it, the screen with a few flashes of white light turned on.

This miraculous high-tech equipment sent out a mysterious signal, connecting to a patient with the second disease in another world.

Opposite is a dark bar, where the dull and melodious voice of the vinyl record seems to be melted into the mellow aroma of wine, and one can see the matchboxes with "Lupin" printed on it scattered beside it.

The protagonist Qi Mu wants to talk to is sleeping on the bar counter of the bar with his arm on his head, lying on his side and revealing his fair cheeks as if the snow has been dyed red with red juice, and a hat tied with a red ribbon The black top hat was covered on the top of the boy's head, and a soft shadow was carefully dropped over the eyes. The red tie was constantly floating with the shallow breathing, as cute as a carp streamer blowing in the wind.

There were two men sitting next to him, one on the left and the other on the right. One of them was a tall man with curly black hair lazily nestling on a high stool. His face and wrists were covered with suspicious bandages. He stretched his long legs and propped his head on one hand. , shaking the strangely colored wine glass with one hand, and said in a leisurely tone, "Ah, why is Yu-chan drunk? It's really annoying. Don't you think so, happy Nakaya-kun?"

"I told you not to drink alcohol for this guy, he's underage now and can only drink milk! Damn mackerel! And—don't call me so sly!"

On the other side, the slightly shorter man's close-fitting black and white vest and uniform outline clean muscles, and his red hair spreads around his neck with fangs and claws. He has a handsome face that looks extremely unfriendly. He wanted to lift his cup angrily, but for some reason he had to suppress his volume.

The young man named Zhong Ye unconsciously glanced at the black-haired boy, as if to observe whether the other party was woken up by the volume he had not controlled just now.

The mackerel bandaged young man laughed even more exaggeratedly when he saw this, shaking so violently that the bar counter vibrated non-stop, and the two people who were drinking quietly not far away looked sideways at him. Start hard. "Bastard Dazai!!!"

Just when Zhongye was about to lose control of himself, Guangzhou opened his eyes, and the dark emperor, who had been invaded by alcohol, attacked angrily with blurred eyes. He jumped up from the simple high stool, scattered The bullet-like eyes fixed on the enemy Osamu Dazai who woke him up.

The dark emperor, whose brain was controlled by the alcohol puppet, grabbed the opponent's double windbreaker collar, pressed him to the ground with a vicious expression, and rode on the bandaged young man who hadn't reacted yet.

"Vegetable tempura! Don't think I won't recognize you in white bread crumbs! Get out of my fried shrimp tempura kingdom with your eggplant and okra! Do you think mushroom eel tempura is in cahoots Would His Highness not know? Today, all the white eels and shiitake mushrooms have been killed by cooking oil! Ahahahahaha!"

"Extraordinary power? Dark punk heart!"

The already barren metal in the small bar was dismantled and cleaned, and was controlled by supernatural powers to gather little by little into a huge alloy fork, as if thinking about where Dazai Osamu’s plate of vegetable tempura should be cut into pieces. Let go of the hatred in your heart.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

In short, it is both relieved and funny.

A dark light flashed in Dazai's eyes when he heard the name of the ability called out by the other party, but he had to surrender in the face of the imminent crisis. He lay on the ground and raised his hands in surrender, pretending to remove the bandage , "Look, I'm not breaded!"

Dazai's surrender did not affect the ruthless Tempura King. He stared blankly at Dazai who had untied his bandages, and then flew into a rage, "Okay, let's show your prototype, squid tempura!"

The sharp supernatural fork stabbed fiercely towards Dazai, but it disintegrated as if it had been nullified by something at the moment of contact, falling apart like metal snowflakes and falling to the ground, leaving a mark on Dazai's face. There were several long and thin bloodstains.

Dazai cried out in pain, but no one paid any attention.

Zhong also hooked Guangzhou's arm to carry away the screaming Tempura King. He sat down again, and used absolute strength and gravity to hoop the boy on his thigh, preventing him from moving.It's not that he has any sympathy or fellowship for the mackerel, but because he doesn't want to harm the innocent bar owner and his colleagues.

Dazai, who fell on the ground and didn’t want to get up, glanced at this scene from the corner of his eye, and began to speak unscrupulously, “I never thought that slugs can have such a caring and gentle old mother’s face, and they are so gentle when facing their little boyfriend. Really It's disgusting, old cows eat tender grass!"

"You bastard!"

The dialogue carrying a huge amount of information beat Saiki Kusuo outside the screen like a stormy sea.

Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of a piece of empty dishes, tables and chairs colliding and shattering. You can know that a disaster happened on the opposite side without looking at the screen.

bad.

Saiki Kusuo continued to listen to the conversation with a pale face.

This is a world that he has not been to with Guang Zhou, but he barely heard that guy describe it. Joined the Port Mafia, which didn't sound like a good thing, and became one of its cadres, and finally became lovers with a man? ! !

Or a dark runt of the Mafia?

On the screen showing the fierce battle, the superpower only saw his own particularly solemn face.

Can't you be with normal people?that guy.

Then there are seven or eight worlds experienced by superpowers who do not believe in evil——

In some timelines, Guangzhou still went to another world, and created the dark school among the six mind power systems of that world. A journey to conquer the opposite continent.But no matter how you looked at it, Saiki Kusuo felt that the brigade full of men of various colors in his team was very suspicious.

Another time he witnessed this guy go to Mars to open up wasteland with his brother Sakamoto who reorganized the family, and he was sweating.

Of course, what's more, Qi Mu witnessed the history of his "brother" gaining all kinds of men along the way, and at the same time his face became more and more ugly.

until the last world—

Saiki Kuniharu, who was reading the newspaper, looked at Kusuo who asked the question strangely, "Guangzhou? Are you still asleep, Kusuo? Do we have this neighbor? Our neighbor is Yuta's family. What are you doing in the morning?"

Qi Mu froze for a moment before shaking his head to indicate that he was a neighbor when he was a child.

"What are you talking about? The place where we moved before has never had neighbors. It has always been an abandoned house." Qi Mu's father was puzzled. He shook the newspaper and even wanted to rub the chicken skin on his body. pimple.

At this time, Qi Mu realized in a trance that there was no trace of Guang Zhou in this world at all.

In this world, he grew up alone. After experiencing superpower exposure time, he moved to different schools. There was no childhood sweetheart. At the age of 14, Sorasuke couldn't stand him and went to a British university, and he was at the age of an ordinary high school student. Entered PK middle school, met a group of people such as Kai Teng Kubo Gusu.

Guang Zhouyou, like a character in a dream, has never appeared before.

And he grew up alone. No one except his family knew about his super power since he was a child. He lived like an ordinary person as he wished.

Qi Mu, who sat back in his seat, stared at the door in a daze, deeply immersed in his own thoughts.

What would the whole world be like without Guang Zhou?

Once this idea occurs, it is like a black hole that is getting bigger and bigger in his chest and tearing at his soul. It is extremely terrifying, but it is rare for a superpower to be helpless.

Suddenly, the door was violently knocked open, as in the prophetic dream, the black-haired boy rushed in, and without any precautions Qi Mu said affectionately, "His Highness likes you."

At this moment, the air was drawn into silence, not because of Saiki Kusuo's beating heart crazily, but because he heard the noisy sound of the creature's telepathy in front of him while the other party was confessing.

"Pika Pika Pika Pika Pika! Pikachu!"

Qi Mu showed a warm smile bit by bit: "..."

Ya Li Ya Li.

Ya Lie Ya Lie Ya Lie.

Is this why he's been fidgeting all day, forced to witness countless damn branching timelines in an attempt to change history?

When the real Guang Zhouyou passed by the door of the superpower user, he was stopped without warning.

He turned his head and saw the pink demon beast straddling the seat in a particularly heroic posture, and the pitiful yellow plush with two bags of tears in his hand, noticing the owner's gaze, Pikachu struggled to twist He moved, and let out a very sad cry for help.

It was the first time for Guangzhou to see Saiki Kusuo's expression so exposed, but as the emperor of darkness, he still shouldered the responsibility of saving his subjects: "...Pink monster, let go of my highness's mount."

Saiki Kusuo, who had been tormented by feelings he didn't want to admit all day, didn't answer him.

——Just looked gloomyly at the owner of Pikachu who was angered by the innocent, and spoke with resentment in a dark tone.

"Be my boyfriend obediently, do you understand?"

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It's over, it's over, it's over~~

Thank you for seeing the last little angel, especially Enzyme, who accompanied me as a procrastination pigeon essence from the beginning to the end, it was a mess to catch it! [My Ma has been written for two years, and I was shocked]

In the end, I hope that even if you become a hateful adult, you will always keep a small secondary seed, and never graduate from secondary secondary school!

The red envelopes in the comment area are dropped, and everyone who sees them will have a share~ By the way, I would like to ask for a wave of receipts and advance receipts!

(I don’t even know how to write copywriting anymore) The following is the advance collection of the new article "Atypical Love Brain [Comprehensive]":

Seeing spring horses in spring, a young man who was delayed by a strange and dragging personality, spent more than ten years of world-weary time in a daze, ignorant and ignorant, entered the age of first love, and unintentionally triggered the secret of success in life——

in love.

In order to let his worthless self be worthy of his new boyfriend and have more common language, relying on the advantage of being close to the water, he eagerly learns skills from his boyfriend's side, and has become a leader in all fields in one fell swoop. "genius".

Until one day, several ex-boyfriends and current boyfriends gathered together at a certain tennis training camp, and suddenly there were thunder and lightning, and the situation was surging.

Yukimura: "Excuse me, I was the inspiration for his tennis trick. See you, Haru?"

Fuji: "It's really interesting... But I taught him photography by hand."

Shinozu: "His glasses and mine are still couple styles."

Chunjian Haruma: "..."