Interstellar eating man strategy

Although Arnold looks small, he has a big appetite.

After a few servings of staple food, Song Ze watched him lift up a chicken drumstick, swallowed involuntarily, and asked, "Can you still eat it?"

Hearing this, A Nuo immediately put down the things in his hands, his cheeks were quickly dyed red, and he hesitated for a long time without saying a word.

"Eat it quickly." Song Ze couldn't help but pushed his remaining chicken leg to A Nuo.

A Nuo raised his eyes and looked at him carefully, and saw that he didn't look disgusted, so he started gobbling again.

When it was time to check out, Song Ze looked at the empty plates on the table, still feeling a little complicated.

My roommate looks only 1.7 meters tall, and she is very thin. Where did all the food go?

……

Because the class will officially start tomorrow, there are not many people in the academy.

After eating, Song Ze took Arnold around the college, and walked back to the dormitory.

Arnold's fingerprints had been added to the device of the dormitory door, so Arnold, who was walking in front, opened the door without hesitation. As a result, he felt a gust of hurricane when the door opened.

I have to say that every time I open the door of Commander Song's dormitory, there are always new surprises.

After looking at the robot lying on his body, A Nuo coughed a few times, and then turned his head to look at the expressionless Song Ze beside him.

"Abao, get up, don't press him down." Song Ze stretched out his foot and kicked the robot lightly.

The robot named Abao stood up quickly, and the mechanical voice seemed to question Song Ze: "Who is he? Who is it? Who is it!"

"He is my future roommate, A Nuo." Song Ze simply answered, then pulled A Nuo to stand up, and introduced, "This is my robot, you can call him A Bao."

"What a coincidence, both Zeze's boyfriend and Master Bao are surnamed 'A'." Ah Bao nodded his iron head vigorously, but his voice without emotion sounded very strange.

"Roommate." Song Ze corrected him.

"Cohabitation is considered a boyfriend." Ah Bao didn't listen, and continued, "The explanation comes from Gulu Gulu Encyclopedia."

Seeing that Song Ze's expression was not right, A Nuo hurriedly changed the topic, and said with a dry smile: "Commander Song, your robot looks really cute, why didn't you see him in the room just now?"

"It's been charging for three days." Song Ze slapped A Bao's head hard, but he didn't expect to slap a grass on top of A Bao's head.

Arnold: "..." Commander Song is not doing magic tricks for me, is he?

"Why do you grow grass?" Song Ze was also a little puzzled, and grabbed the grass on top of Abao's head.

"Zeze has a really bad memory. This is the fly-eating plant you fed me two days ago." Ah Bao shook his head, his tone very proud, "I have researched the simulated soil these days, and given it enough The sunshine and moisture, finally sprouted!"

Song Ze still wanted to speak, but the communicator rang first.

He glanced at the communicator helplessly, as if he saw something bothering him, and while rubbing his temples, he told Anuo, "I have to go to a meeting in the new school year, you two stay in the dormitory and don't run around. "

After finishing speaking, without waiting for A Nuo to agree, he saw him hastily walked out of the dormitory.

"Commander Song is so busy." A Nuo pursed his lips, and suddenly laughed again, "But he is so busy and just waited for me to eat six bowls of rice..."

"It must be plotting against you." A Bao continued his words.

"Impossible!" Anuo shook his head again and again, holding his hot cheeks with both hands, "Commander is the best omega on Planet Transit, he can't possibly like me!"

"Nonuo is the first man Zeze brought back, you have to be confident." Abao patted him with his thick mechanical palm, "Although you are indeed the worst suitor among Zeze's suitors."

"Ah?" A Nuo was stunned, thinking of Song Ze's appearance and aptitude, he felt more and more overthinking.

"But it doesn't matter, Zeze likes men who can do housework the most!" Abao suddenly raised two buckets of dirty clothes, "Just wash these clothes, and I'm sure he will look at you with admiration."

A Nuo took the dirty clothes, the corner of his mouth twitched, and said in disbelief: "Really?"

"Really!" Ah Bao nodded his big head vigorously, and the Venus flyweed on top of his head also swayed back and forth.

So, less than a quarter of an hour after Song Ze left, his new roommate was tricked by his scheming robot into washing two large buckets of dirty clothes.

……

"Song, I heard that you applied to the school to live with a freshman?"

Coming out of the meeting room, the tall man with profound facial features chased after Song Ze, and his question was full of anger.

"Whoever I want to share a room with is my freedom, right? Colonel An Lun." Song Ze's tone was full of estrangement.

"Why did he? How did a double-B-level alpha get into your eyes?" An Lun felt a little unbalanced. He pursued Song Ze for two years and never got a response. Not as good as his yellow-haired boy!

Song Ze didn't have that kind of intention towards A Nuo, and asked him to live with him because he was worried that his accident would cause unnecessary disasters.But now that he heard what An Lun said, he simply followed An Lun's wishes.

"Colonel An Lun, feelings are different from class. I will not fall in love with a person because of his high qualifications. On the contrary, if the person I love is poor, is there a way for me not to like him?" Song Ze chuckled lightly. Pulling An Lun's collar, "You pursued me only because of my aptitude. If I didn't have S-level physical strength, would you still like me?"

An Lun seemed to be caught by what he said, and he broke away from his restraint with evasive eyes, and said with a guilty conscience: "Why, I really like you."

Song Ze snorted coldly, but stopped talking, and walked straight to his dormitory.

An Lun still refused to give up, so he followed closely, trying to speak ill of A Nuo on the way.

"He, a B-level ordinary person, can't protect you at all."

"I don't need other people's protection in a harmonious society. If you want to protect me, you can protect him."

"I heard that he is only 1.7 meters, he can't even hug your shoulder, let alone kiss you!"

"I can hug my shoulders, just bend over for a kiss."

"he……"

"Colonel An Lun, I'm already in the dormitory, please leave." Without giving An Lun a chance to continue speaking, Song Ze interrupted him.

"He's inside?" An Lun paused, then thought of something, and asked, "Can I see him?"

Song Ze pursed his lips impatiently, glared at An Lun and opened the door, the bedroom was still clean and tidy when he didn't want to leave, but now it was full of clothes.

It seems that they heard the sound of the door opening, and the pile of clothes suddenly shook, and a mechanical voice was obviously panicked: "Wow, my antenna is blocked by an unknown object!"

Then Ah Bao, who had a sock on his head, got out from the pile of clothes. Song Ze's underwear was still hanging in his hand. With such a pull, A Nuo on the other end of the underwear was pulled out of the pile of clothes. .

Holding Song Ze's underwear, A Nuo looked at the two people at the door a little stiffly, and explained helplessly, "That's not what you think!"