Capture the Villainous Demon King [Quick Transmigration]

On the second day of filming of the variety show, the program team was quite conscientious, allowing the guests to experience exciting island tours, beach bikinis, jet skis, even sea gliding, underwater diving, as long as the guests have the guts to play, the program team will pay for it .

Of course, the joke scenes of the ship capsizing and falling into the water are indispensable. It is better to have fun alone than to have fun together. Seeing you are unlucky, everyone will feel at ease.

On the third day, the highlight came.

Since the guest is an online novelist, he can be regarded as a person who has climbed into the literary world with half a foot, so how can we not arrange a meeting to meet friends through literature and PK each other's literary background.

Under the live broadcast camera, the director announced the content of the game with a smile - the ice bucket death poem.

"There was Cao Zhi's seven-step death-defying poem in ancient times. Let's play the ice-bucket death-defying poem today. There are three rules. First, draw lots to determine the title of the poem. If the content deviates from the title, the challenge will be considered a failure and the ice bucket will punish you. Second, The poem must be written on the whiteboard within 1 minute. If the timeout expires, the challenge will be considered a failure, and the ice bucket will be punished. Third, the poems do not require neat alignment, and forced sentences are fine, but they must rhyme. Failure to rhyme is considered a failure of the challenge. Barrel punishment."

Zhong Changzheng waved a white paper folding fan, and wrote the word "The Mean", with a leisurely demeanor, adding a touch of elegance, which is quite in line with the situation of meeting friends through literature at this time: "Isn't this just doggerel, interesting and interesting."

Wenren Bobo raised his hand and asked, "What is the title of the poem?"

The director held out a lottery box from the backstage: "The names of ten of you are all in it, and whose name is drawn will be the title of that person."

As soon as these words came out, several guests including Zhong Changzheng looked at each other in blank dismay.

Chu Han rolled up his sleeves and scolded with a smile: "Your program group is just making trouble. You write poems for another guest. If you don't write well, you will be hated."

But I got excited in my heart, I was thinking about how to find an opportunity to highlight my sense of existence, and the opportunity came to me automatically.After today, this variety show will be a hot search, and his name will also become popular.

Zhou Ou leaned on his brother's shoulder and lamented: "My classical literature is weak, brother, why didn't you hire me a few Chinese poetry tutors before."

Zhou Yan took out his mobile phone: "It's okay if you don't sharpen your gun before the battle. You should go to your mother first and see if there is any doggerel suitable for the occasion. Isn't this a foul?"

He asked the director loudly, and got an affirmative answer: "Rhyme and relevance, as long as these two most important things are met."

After all, it is within 1 minute, even if you want to cheat on Du Niang, it depends on whether you have enough time.But this was enough for Zhou Ou, he cheered, and quickly searched for the doggerel format with his mobile phone in his arms.

At this time, there was also a lot of discussion on the live broadcast screen, and the barrage quickly swiped up.

[Do limericks on the spot, Mr. Zhong must be fine]

[This game is so sharp, you don’t know who’s swimming until the tide goes out, and it’s only when the live broadcast comes that you can find out who’s the real one]

[Upstairs is incisive, it's time to test your true skills, some people who are looking for popular ghostwriters, don't know whether to panic or not]

[Wooooow, I always feel that lotus root slices are at a great disadvantage. He is talented, and he grew up abroad. In terms of Huaguo poetry skills, he is definitely not as good as other people]

[It’s just a doggerel, only rhyme and on-topic are required, and you can also search for Du Niang, which is not too difficult]

[Upstairs, the tone is crazy, how about a song on the spot]

The bullet screens kept going, and the guests were also getting ready.A three-meter-high ice bucket was erected at the scene. Although there were crushed ice in it, it would not break the head.Considering today's temperature of around [-] degrees, the ice bucket punishment is not too much, even if the poem fails, it is right to take a bath in ice water.

The first one to play was still Zhong Changzheng, he stood under the ice bucket, folded his folding fan and bowed in a circle: "This old man is showing off today, you don't want to laugh at me."

Wenren Bobo sat next to Mu Liufang, smiled and whispered: "Mr. Zhong is clearly confident, but still modest."

Mu Liufang obviously had confidence in her husband: "I don't know which guest Lao Zhong will draw as the topic."

Zhong Changzheng reached into the lottery box, took out a note, opened it, and had a strange expression on his face.

Both the guests and the audience in front of the screen were a little curious, eager to throw their eyeballs over to see what was written on it.

[Why is Mr. Zhong stunned? No matter who he draws, it should be a piece of cake for him to recite a doggerel casually]

【Curiosity +1】

The director shouted from the side: "Mr. Zhong, show your lottery paper, we have a 1-minute countdown."

Zhong Changzheng was helpless: "It's my wife."

There was an uproar on the screen, and several guests couldn't help laughing.

[Wow Kaka, this is really a trick of fate, other people can just sing a song casually, but it's my wife's turn, Mr. Zhong, you can't just fool around]

[The program group is really making trouble, but I actually find it exciting, Mr. Zhong, be careful when you go home and serve on the washboard]

[Ms. Zhong, think back to how you caught up with Mr. Mu back then, praise and praise, 360-degree praise, that's right]

Ma Xiaolu jumped up to avoid chaos: "Mr. Zhong, the director has started the timer, and there are 46 seconds left!"

Zhong Changzheng thought hard, and finally wrote the pen, finishing the last word just as the director was counting down to five seconds.

The director took it over, and chanted into the camera in cadence: "It was only yesterday that we fell in love, and in the blink of an eye, we are already old ladies. Back then, the campus gods and goddesses, youth is gone and love is still there."

As soon as the poem came out, the guests and the audience applauded one after another, and there was a row of thumbs up on the screen.

[This doggerel, the rhetoric is not gorgeous, but it needs to be completed within 1 minute, and the difficulty is extremely high. Teacher Zhong is really talented, and he still has the ability to chase his wife back then]

[Ms. Zhong’s thumbs up. I never thought that Mr. Zhong and Mr. Mu were still campus gods and goddesses. They are talented and beautiful, and they have been in love for half their lives. Thinking about it, I think it’s such a romantic love.]

The smile on the corner of Mu Liufang's mouth in the audience couldn't be suppressed, and he commented generously: "My old Zhong didn't perform at a normal level this time. The love poems he wrote to me when he was young, every capital is more spiritual than this one. abundant."

[Oh oh oh, why was I given a mouthful of dog food when I was clearly not watching an emotional variety show]

[I was shown a wave of affection by Teacher Zhong and Teacher Mu]

[Ahhh, I believe in love again, this is simply the marriage of my dreams, all cases are equal, soul mate]

Wenren Bobo was next to play, but Ma Xiaolu offered to stand under the ice bucket for his girlfriend. If his girlfriend failed to compose a poem, he would be punished.

【Xiao Malu, I finally look like a man, I love you】

[Perform well, and you can’t be compared to Mr. Zhong, otherwise you won’t get any good results when you go home, hahaha]

[Pressing in a low voice, why didn't someone take the lead this time? They just don't have the talent.]

[The ones upstairs don't make too much sense, they asked Du Niang if she was busy]

Wenren Bobo drew Zhou Yan, and she quickly took the whiteboard, and it only took 26 tricks to finish the doggerel.The director took it over, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help curling up while reading.

"The sea is full of water, and the chest is full of legs. Brother Yan is so virtuous. I don't regret marrying you."

Wenren Bobo added: "I chatted with Ou Pian brother yesterday, he said that his brother does the laundry and cooking at home. After I heard this, I immediately turned into lemon essence. Why am I not so lucky? Boyfriend will only tear down the house all day long. I really envy Brother Yan's future girlfriend."

Ma Xiaolu originally wanted to run over to have a warm hug with his girlfriend, but he squatted in the corner after being hit by these few words.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

【Brother Yan, this macho guy, is a peerless good guy who spends his time outside, doing laundry and mopping the floor at home, going to the living room, and entering the kitchen.】

[I'm dead, does Brother Yan have a girlfriend?Marry, Marry, Marmot, the groundhog screams! 】

[As I have a dog boyfriend, I understand the mood of my goddess very well.Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree.But it is impossible to return the goods, you can only make do with it]

Zhou Ou couldn't bear it any longer, he blocked his brother like a food protector, and warned the screen lickers: "Don't try to trick my brother, or pass me first."

The barrage was full of wolf girls wailing again.

[Ou Pian's younger brother is possessive, no wonder, such a good brother, who is willing to marry him... Hey, did I say the word "brother marrying"]

[The truth is here, if I want a brother like Brother Yan, I will cling to it, but unfortunately I only have a bad brother Xiong, woo woo woo]

【Society owes me a brother series】

[Lotus root film master just now looks so possessive, I can't help showing my aunt's smile, orthopedic CP to find out]

[Oh, oh, the one upstairs is so understanding, shake hands and shake hands]

Zhou Ou didn't expect that the bullet screen would suddenly turn at a strange angle. Although he tried to think about the rotten girl's speculation about CP, he gave up a long time ago.Zhou Yan had already stepped half of his foot into his bowl, so there was no need to play these tricks.

He knew that this was not Nana inciting fans to create CP, but fans spontaneously frying CP.For a while, both refreshing and troubled.

And Nana, who has been chanted by Zhou Ou, is also sitting in the office, facing the live screen with pain and happiness, she yells in her heart, Jimei, you have hit the real CP!

The feeling that the truth is only held in her hands but cannot be spoken, is refreshing and depressing.

But there is no way, Huaguo has not yet passed the same-sex marriage law, once the relationship between Zhou Ou and his brother is exposed, there will definitely be no shortage of defenders of Taoism.Although the two brothers are not afraid of these things, it is always frustrating to be attacked and despised by those extremely homophobic keyboard warriors.

It is very unwise to have a public relationship. Nana is very aware of this. She only hopes that the couple can live peacefully and lovingly without being disturbed by worldly gossip.

At the shooting scene, Chu Han looked at the barrage of orthopedic CP on the screen, and glanced meaningfully at the Zhou Brothers.

Now it was his turn to play, and the name taken out of the lottery box happened to be Zhou Ou.

A trace of malice flashed in Chu Han's eyes, and he did it at the director's countdown.

The director recited: "Gently I leave, just as I came gently, I waved my sleeves without taking a single banknote."

At first glance, this poem doesn't have any deep meaning, but after Zhou Ou read it carefully a few times, his expression became ugly, and when he whispered something in his brother's ear, Zhou Yan's eyes suddenly became dangerous.

If Zhou Ou hadn't pulled him and said softly to him, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, after recording the show." Zhou Yan's fist would have already kissed Chu Han's face.

But he had already written down the account in his heart. In his eyes, Chu Han was almost dead.

The audience in front of the screen are not all idiots, the perceptive people have already noticed something is wrong.

[Nianhuazi's poem is too perfunctory, I just copied Xu Zhimo, and finally changed two words, money]

【banknote?Fuck, that's not what I had in mind, is it? 】

[Upstairs, maybe you think the same as I do, Chu Han is too disgusting to ride a horse, did you do it on purpose? 】

[The surname is Chu, the explanation is the same when I come out, the explanation is not clear, I am about to chop off my 40-meter sword]

Chu Han had expected Zhou Ou's fans to have such a reaction, and with a cynical chuckle, he teased everyone: "They're all men, it's just a joke, why take it seriously."

[Tsk tsk tsk, even if it's a joke, it's too much]

[I don’t accept it, I don’t accept it, I don’t accept it, this guy didn’t apologize seriously at all]

Compared with Ma Xiaolu, Zhou Ou's fans are much stronger in fighting power, and Zhou Ou's reputation is not weaker than Chu Han's. Even if they are torn apart, they will not lose.But Zhou Ou had an intuition that Chu Han was doing these things just waiting for him to make trouble.

Want to be popular?Gain fame?

He immediately figured this out, and sneered in his heart, how could he do what he wanted.

He rejected his brother's suggestion to take the ice bucket punishment on stage for him, and stood under the ice bucket alone, accepting the challenge.

The person he drew was Ma Xiaolu.

Ma Xiaolu became stunned in an instant: "Feng Shui turns, and finally it's your turn to praise me, brother Ou Pian. Come, come, show off your peerless literary talent and show off a wave of colorful rainbow farts. Don't pity me, this delicate flower, I can stand no matter how vulgar or bloody the poem is."

Zhou Ou asked Du Niang for a long time just now, and happened to see a song that was very suitable for him, so he didn't need to innovate by himself, so he wrote it immediately.

The director also kept laughing while reading: "Don't play cool with her, don't make her jealous, you have to give in when you quarrel, and you have to stand up when you are beaten."

Ma Xiaolu froze for a moment, dissatisfied: "What do you mean?"

Bobo, who heard next door, gently held his ear: "Is the poem written by Brother Ou Pian wrong? Dear, what are you dissatisfied with? Tell me and let me hear it!"

Ma Xiaolu begged for mercy with a bitter face: "Satisfied, I can't be more satisfied, it really expresses my heart."

The screen was once again swiped by [hahahahaha] barrage.

The first round of the ice bucket was not triggered, the director was not satisfied, and the audience was also dissatisfied. In the end, the program team decided to play another round. Anyway, the ice bucket they worked so hard to set up could not be wasted.

Zhong Changzheng was still the first to play, but this time the person he drew was actually himself.

[Mr. Zhong is also very lucky, the first one is his wife, this time it is simply himself, the probability is [-]/[-]]

【How will Mr. Zhong evaluate himself? Let's wait and see】

Zhong Changzheng lived up to expectations. He stroked his thinning hair and wrote a poem in just 17 seconds, breaking the record for the fastest poem in the game.

The director read: "When people reach middle age, they must pay attention. Soak wolfberry in a glass, and you are extremely smart, Jun Moxiao. You can talk about Chinese and Western in a pot of dirty wine."

Wenren Bobo played for the second time, and it was still Ma Xiaolu standing under the ice bucket for her.

The person Wenren Bobo drew was Zhou Ou, she smiled and said, "Is it because we are destined to be with your brothers?"

But when she was composing a poem, she suddenly got stuck and couldn't think of any good sentences. When the time passed, she hurriedly copied a famous Internet quote.

"If beauty is a sin, then you are sinful. If handsome is a sin, then you are wrong again and again."

As soon as the director finished speaking, wolves howled on the screen.

[No rhyme no rhyme, failure fails]

[Ice bucket, go up, go up, I've been waiting for this scene for too long]

Amidst the cheers of the audience, the director gave an order, and the ice bucket above Ma Xiaolu's head flipped over in an instant, drenching him into a quick-frozen chicken.The audience was satisfied, and the guests on the scene couldn't stop laughing.

[Hahaha, happy to hear, the unlucky one is always Xiao Malu, I don’t feel sorry for him at all, I’m too bad]

[Since playing with the ice bucket, you have to see someone unlucky to enjoy it]

Wenren Bobo also laughed at his boyfriend, but he didn't forget to change his clothes and wipe his hair immediately.In the lowered eyes, a hint of distress flashed faintly.If you want to be popular, you have to pay something.

Chu Han came on the stage and drew the name of the famous man Bobo.

He scratched his head in distress: "This is not easy to write, I have no inspiration at all."

The director's stern and selfless countdown, Chu Han seemed helpless, stuck in the last few seconds, and hurriedly wrote a song.

He didn't wait for the director to go over, and read the poem on his own: "Hens don't lay eggs, women don't cook, born lazy women, it's really troublesome to marry."

Wenren Bobo was stunned, his face flushed, Zhong Changzheng and others frowned slightly.

The screen of the live broadcast exploded in an instant, and fans of Wenren Bobo frantically swiped the screen.

[What does this poem mean, does the surname Chu call me a goddess face to face! 】

[The quality is too low, how can you say such a thing! 】

[Just now you secretly humiliated my lotus root piece, but this time you openly scolded my goddess, Chu, you and I are at odds with each other, I exploded with anger! ! ! 】

[Yonghei, I declare that I will always be black to that bastard Chu Han from now on! 】

Ma Xiaolu couldn't bear the fact that his girlfriend was being pointed at and scolded, but he was firmly held back by Wenren Bobo, who was doing a live broadcast of a variety show.As soon as Ma Xiaolu made a move, this variety show died prematurely.In the worst case, liquidated damages may have to be paid.

Chu Han seemed to have just realized it, and slapped his forehead: "Oh, I'm also in a hurry. I'm sorry for the beauty, forgive me."

The director was also afraid that something might happen, so he came over to mediate a few words.

During this period, the live broadcast has not been turned off, and I don't know how many netizens have downloaded this video and shared it on other websites.

The show has to go on, Chu Han and Wenren Bobo seem to be two distinct types, each occupying a corner, and there is a tendency to never communicate with each other.

The director hurriedly asked Zhou Ou to come on stage. He was sweating profusely on his forehead, and he just wanted to end the live broadcast as soon as possible.

Zhou Ou came to the stage gracefully, took out the note from the lottery box, glanced at it, and said with a smile: "Coincidentally, I got the name of Mr. Chu Han."

The director was taken aback, and opened his mouth to speak, but when he thought of something, he closed his mouth again.

Zhou Ou repeated Chu Han's set of procedures, struggled for a long time, wrote a poem on the whiteboard, and read it out on his own before the director came over.

"Chu Hanbi, your heart is too dirty, you don't pretend to be in a panic for a day. You have been behind bars for three or four years, all because of your dirty writing."

After reading, he smiled and apologized to Chu Han: "Sorry, my literary talent is limited, I can only come up with these few sentences. God Chu Han forgive me, forgive me."

Even though Chu Han really wanted to make trouble, he was still very annoyed to be scolded back face to face.

Annoyed but unable to get angry, he could only hold back all the time, and had to force a smile on his face.

But the rows of [Shuangshuangshuangshuang] barrages on the live broadcast screen did not care about his face at all.

[Lotus root slices are so wonderful to reply, I have to scold them back, cool! 】

[Upstairs is too straightforward, we should apologize with a smile, limited literary talent, bear with me, hehehe]

[Chu Han is really like a piece of shit, what kind of good book can he write with such a bad character]

[Little Huang Wen who ruins the Three Views, his readers are all dicks]

[Ou Pian is so handsome, he really deserves to be Brother Yan's younger brother, he is so A and sassy, ​​I will be your diehard fan from now on, and I will follow you for the rest of my life]

Wenren Bobo came over, hugged Zhou Ou, and whispered in his ear: "Thank you."

So far, this variety show live broadcast is finally over, the director and guests bid farewell to the audience, and see you in the next episode.

However, the wonderful process of using doggerel to force each other was edited by a large number of netizens, put it on the Internet, and quickly became a hot search.

The director announced that the recording of this episode was over, and the guests were not in the mood to chat, and went back to their rooms to rest. After a while, they could board the return plane.

While Zhou Yan was packing his luggage, Zhou Ou was sitting on a chair with nothing to do, writing and drawing with a pen. He was a bit addicted to writing doggerel, and he came up with a few sentences unconsciously.

He called Zhou Yan, and when his brother turned his head in response, he held up a white paper for him to see, with a few lines of clear characters on it.

The most romantic thing I can think of is dying in love with you.

The most romantic thing I can do is to use all positions with you.

Zhou Yan: "..."

I checked my eyes, this familiar coquettish style, it's my wife who didn't run away.

The author has something to say: Recommend the article of Jiyou, he is a novice, but he works hard, everyone can molest him at will~~~

"Days and Nights Dominated by Senior Brothers" Author: Yanxia Xianglai

[Modern comprehension 1V1HE is updated daily at [-] o'clock every night]

Since ancient times, heroes have come out of youth, Jiang Tunan, the first disciple of Jiange.

The weak beat the strong?Potluck.

Fighting is the best, carefree like a fairy.

If you have the ability to beat me, if you lose, hang on the welcoming pine for a day!

"It's too late, big may not be good."

"What is this achievement? What are you proud of?"

"You are the first disciple of the sect, and you will take over the teaching class in the future."

"Stop messing around all day, you are not a child anymore."

He could see the mountains in the distance, but he couldn't see the road under his feet.

The road in front of me has no latitude and longitude, and the burden is on it first.

"Do you remember your name?"

"Jieyun Qi, hold the blue sky, and turn Tunan."

With the blue sky on your back, you can't be at ease.

You are the first disciple of Jiange, you have to carry the sect forward.

Responsibility, honor, sect inheritance.

Retreat, penance, hard work.

Until I met my junior brother.

"Dai Xuan is on the yellow foot, and the longevity of the immortal is constant. My name is Dai Xuan."

He started to worry about it.

"The alchemy elder said you used Danding to cook hot pot again?"

"It's impossible to pull the network cable in Jiange, you have to go online!"

"Neither the generator!"

"As long as you take the first place in the Zongmen Grand Competition, I will be with you."

[Senior brother who speaks hard and earnestly, is under great pressure and does not lose hair]

[Do not do business properly, smugly suffer, talk a lot, mother sees beating]

Edible instructions:

★Brother has squatted in the mountains all year round to practice, out of touch with modern life, so Chapter 1 looks very much like Gudan.Believe me, it is really modern cultivation.

★It's too difficult for a newcomer to climb a new promotion, please collect it.

★Worship when you hear good words, and rejoice when you report mistakes. I love you.