Accidentally married my ex-boyfriend!
Chapter 25 A Little Monster
#25 Getting it wrong
The cloudless sky showed signs of changing in the afternoon, with dense clouds.
Fang Qi was like a gatekeeper blocking Zhan Zhixing's doorway, his face was covered with a thick layer of clouds like the sky, and a heavy rain was brewing.
"A trip to the exhibition! Do you know what a honeymoon is?"
"Honeymoon refers to the first month after a newly-married couple. It originated in England in 500 BC. Because marriage snatching was popular in the local area at that time, in order to prevent the wives they snatched from being snatched away again, men took them with them after snatching them. The wives fled and lived in seclusion for a while before returning. But there was no food or shelter in the barren mountains, and few of them could return home alive. In order to survive, they discovered honey, and then the couples who robbed and escaped from marriage used honey as food. Called a 'honeymoon'.
So, do you think we should go to the wild mountains and escape for a while, looking for honey to eat? "
Fang Qi was dumbfounded, knowing that Zhan Zhixing was trying to force his words, but he still lost his temper when he was said, and instantly transformed from a door god into a janitor boy, posing as a "respectful farewell to His Majesty", but stopped Zhan Zhixing hand.
"Take me with you, and I won't waste my honeymoon time with you!"
"Isn't it mine too?"
"In your eyes, a honeymoon is to sleep in a different place?"
"No, I went to the barren mountains to collect honey."
"Exhibition trip! Don't talk nonsense seriously!"
Zhan Zhixing turned a deaf ear to holding Fang Qi's hand, and pulled him out directly. He planned not to waste time with Fang Qi, but Fang Qi's hand seemed to be stuck in his hand, and he walked all the way to the exit of the resort , he was going to drive and refused to let go.
"Let go."
"Zhan Zhan, have you forgotten the White Rabbit Man!"
Zhan Zhixing frowned, and cursed in his heart, originally he heard what Bai Tuweng said, and remembered the man who went to see the house that day, although he couldn't be sure it was the person Baituweng was looking for, but that strange The chance of a birthmark being a coincidence is too low, is it always a clue, so I plan to take the white rabbit to meet that man first.
But when Fang Qi made a fuss when he was going out, he actually forgot about the white rabbit man. Looking at Fang Qi's half-smile expression again, Rui saw an intention to take pleasure in other's misfortunes.He held Fang Qi's hand and squeezed it tightly. Fang Qi approached him indifferently and smiled ambiguously.
"Is it because you looked at me and your mind fluttered?"
"It's burning with anger! Let it go!"
The action of holding hands suddenly turned into an arm wrestling, Zhan Zhixing wanted to shake off Fang Qi's hand, but Fang Qi didn't let go at all.At this time, the White Rabbit Man jumped over on a rabbit, stared at the two childish men with disdain, and stopped in front of the car door.
"Hmph! I rely on you, it's already over! Open the door, I want to get in the car!"
"Aren't you a demon? Can a mere car door stop you?"
Fang Qi finally let go, and sneered at the White Rabbit Weng teasingly.
"Benxian just likes to open the door and get in the car!"
"Is it that difficult to admit that I can't do it?"
"You can't do it!"
The White Rabbit Man is a very pure monster, and the meaning he expressed was also very pure, but Fang Qi still managed to comprehend an impure meaning, angrily opened the car door, picked up the White Rabbit Man and threw him into the back seat of the car, and then He slammed the car door shut, and finally roared.
"Who said I can't do it!" Fang Qi roared and turned to Zhan Zhixing.
"Exhibition?"
"That white rabbit man, what's wrong with it?"
Zhan Zhixing stared thoughtfully at the car door that Fang Qi had just closed, frowning so that his two eyebrows were about to touch each other, then looked at Fang Qi in a blink of an eye, Fang Qi grabbed his hand again.
"Monsters are the same as humans, they all have birth, old age, sickness and death, some can live for tens of thousands of years, but some may only have a lifespan of one day!"
one day?Zhan Zhixing suddenly felt incomprehensible. Are there really monsters that only live for one day?Don't monsters live for tens of thousands of years?This is completely like Fang Qi's nonsense, but Fang Qi said something clichéd.
"Fate is predetermined, so we should cherish the time that is decreasing day by day."
After Fang Qi finished speaking, he let go, and when his hand left his fingertips, Zhan Zhixing unconsciously chased after him, but he didn't hold anything.
"Fang Qi."
"what happened?"
"Your hands are sweating!"
Fang Qi's expression was suddenly embarrassed, Zhan Zhixing had already walked to the side of the car, when Fang Qi said the phrase "we should cherish the time that is decreasing every day", he had the illusion that Fang Qi wanted to tell him something, he I want to ask, but if Fang Qi wants to tell him, he won't let go and turn around, so it's useless for him to ask.
In the car, Zhan Zhixing contacted the little brother who sold the second-hand house, but the little brother always found reasons and refused to tell him the contact information.In fact, it is not difficult to guess that this is an unspoken rule in the industry. In order to prevent him from getting the contact information of the buyer, he will trade privately and not get the money.
From rationality to law, and then to emotion, he spent a long time with the little brother who sold the house. The other party insisted that he was forced to confess, but he didn't tell him. In the end, he had no choice but to hang up the phone and lean the car on the way.
"Zhan Zhan, you should rely on your husband at a time like this, understand?"
"Do you have a solution?"
Zhan Zhixing looked at Fang Qi, the co-driver, and the corners of his mouth twitched at his expression of wanting to bargain.
"Call me husband, and I'll get the number for you."
"Isn't your surname 'Fang'? When did you change your surname to 'Gong'?"
"It was changed when we got married! If you don't want to call it, you can stay below tonight!"
Zhan Zhixing's heart skipped a beat, Fang Qi's skills were beyond recall, he resolutely refused, "Forget it, I'll figure it out myself!"
He picked up his cell phone and looked through the address book, and dialed a number whose name was saved as 'Officer Zhang'. Before the call connected, Fang Qi suddenly snatched his cell phone and hung up.
"Did I say I won't help you?"
"Didn't say?"
The corner of Zhan Zhixing's mouth slanted, he took the phone back, and glanced at Fang Qi lightly, Fang Qi only came to his senses at this moment, he was "routine" again.
"Exhibition trip! You keep cheating on your husband, are you lacking in virtue?"
"Skills are not as good as people, blame me?"
The car restarted and drove out, Fang Qi was still arguing with Zhan Zhixing because he failed the routine, but he got the number and gave Zhan Zhixing the result of the theory.
An hour and a half later, Zhan Zhixing and Fang Qi took Bai Tuweng to a teahouse and saw a man with a triangular birthmark on his chin.
The man's name was Zhou Zhilin, who arrived one step ahead of them. When he entered, he was holding a cup of tea to his lips, staring at the small fish tank on the table, motionless as if meditating.
Fang Qi was not polite at all, walked over and sat directly opposite Zhou Zhilin, and began to call people brothers and sisters, giving full play to his specialty of talking to people and talking nonsense to hell.
"Hey, big brother, are you watching the tea under the fish?"
Zhou Zhilin was not surprised at all, he put down his teacup naturally, first looked at Fang Qi, then looked at Zhan Zhixing, and laughed.
"You guys are here, sit down, what do you want to drink? Just order!"
"You're welcome, Mr. Zhou."
Zhan Zhixing sat next to Fang Qi, and he put the White Rabbit Weng on the table. Zhou Zhilin didn't pay attention to the fact that there were more moving animals on the table.
From the moment the White Rabbit saw the man, his gaze was fixed on the triangular imprint on the man's chin, from far to near, and then from near to far back and forth, wishing to disassemble Zhou Zhilin and identify it cell by cell.
"Lawyer Zhan, are you okay that day?" Zhou Zhilin asked Zhan Zhixing apologetically.
"It's okay, the fire happened downstairs, I was just unlucky, but now half of the house is blackened, and the walls have to be repainted. If Mr. Zhou wants to buy it, I can paint the walls first!"
"I think the house is pretty good, but today I am here, and I want to consult with Lawyer Zhan about something else."
Zhan Zhixing remained calm, when he made an appointment with Zhou Zhilin to talk about the house, Zhou Zhilin readily agreed, he thought it was Zhou Zhilin's intention to buy a house.
At this moment, Zhou Zhilin turned his attention to Fang Qi and asked, "Lawyer Zhan, is this your friend?"
Fang Qi listened, raised his handsome face full of showing off, patted Zhan Zhixing's shoulder, and said aggressively: "What friend, we have obtained a certificate, we are legally married!"
Zhou Zhilin was shocked, but it was hidden in his eyes. He took a sip of tea and gave Zhan Zhixing a stiff look.
"Lawyer Zhan, congratulations!"
Same-sex marriage is legal, but not all people can accept it. It’s not bad that Zhou Zhilin has nothing to do with it. When it was first reported that same-sex marriage was legal, there were still people who organized a parade|demonstration|demonstration and refused same-sex marriage legislation.
Since Zhan Zhixing chose to get married, of course he didn't want to hide it, he just slanted his eyes to Fang Qi to warn him not to be blind.Fang Qi smirked at him with a completely ignorant expression on his face. He couldn't help stamping Fang Qi's foot under the table, but unfortunately he missed. Instead, he stamped his painful heel on the floor, his brows frowning instantly into two trenches.
"Lawyer Zhan, I didn't mean to be prejudiced, but I didn't see that you were gay, and you didn't look like one at all. I was a little surprised!"
Zhou Zhilin thought that Zhan Zhixing had a problem with his attitude, so he immediately made amends for himself.
Zhan Zhixing said "it's okay" calmly, then glanced at Fang Qi from the corner of his eye.Fang Qi felt that Zhan Zhixing hadn't been uncovered in his place, so he stretched his foot over and said with his eyes, "My husband let you step on it casually!" '
Zhou Zhilin couldn't see the "you come and I go" under the table, so he straightened his face and said: "Well, Lawyer Zhan, you just got married, so it may not be good to tell you this, but I don't know any other lawyers, so I want to It’s time to consult with you today.”
"what?"
"How can I get a clean and tidy divorce without letting the other party have nothing to say?"
Zhan Zhixing frowned, thinking that he picked up a business just by going out?This kind of luck is probably a harbinger of bad luck for him!
He was thinking about which side was most likely to be unlucky, when the White Rabbit suddenly jumped off the rabbit's back, jumped in front of him, stretched his neck, and faced him with his hips akimbo.
"Mortal, this is not the person I am waiting for! What I am waiting for is a gentle and lovely boy! Not such an ugly monster!"
The author has something to say: The source of the honeymoon comes from Baidu Encyclopedia!
PS: I was busy this morning and didn't finish coding, so it was a bit late~ Friends who can't see the update in the APP can click in from the directory to break it~ Meme da~~
The cloudless sky showed signs of changing in the afternoon, with dense clouds.
Fang Qi was like a gatekeeper blocking Zhan Zhixing's doorway, his face was covered with a thick layer of clouds like the sky, and a heavy rain was brewing.
"A trip to the exhibition! Do you know what a honeymoon is?"
"Honeymoon refers to the first month after a newly-married couple. It originated in England in 500 BC. Because marriage snatching was popular in the local area at that time, in order to prevent the wives they snatched from being snatched away again, men took them with them after snatching them. The wives fled and lived in seclusion for a while before returning. But there was no food or shelter in the barren mountains, and few of them could return home alive. In order to survive, they discovered honey, and then the couples who robbed and escaped from marriage used honey as food. Called a 'honeymoon'.
So, do you think we should go to the wild mountains and escape for a while, looking for honey to eat? "
Fang Qi was dumbfounded, knowing that Zhan Zhixing was trying to force his words, but he still lost his temper when he was said, and instantly transformed from a door god into a janitor boy, posing as a "respectful farewell to His Majesty", but stopped Zhan Zhixing hand.
"Take me with you, and I won't waste my honeymoon time with you!"
"Isn't it mine too?"
"In your eyes, a honeymoon is to sleep in a different place?"
"No, I went to the barren mountains to collect honey."
"Exhibition trip! Don't talk nonsense seriously!"
Zhan Zhixing turned a deaf ear to holding Fang Qi's hand, and pulled him out directly. He planned not to waste time with Fang Qi, but Fang Qi's hand seemed to be stuck in his hand, and he walked all the way to the exit of the resort , he was going to drive and refused to let go.
"Let go."
"Zhan Zhan, have you forgotten the White Rabbit Man!"
Zhan Zhixing frowned, and cursed in his heart, originally he heard what Bai Tuweng said, and remembered the man who went to see the house that day, although he couldn't be sure it was the person Baituweng was looking for, but that strange The chance of a birthmark being a coincidence is too low, is it always a clue, so I plan to take the white rabbit to meet that man first.
But when Fang Qi made a fuss when he was going out, he actually forgot about the white rabbit man. Looking at Fang Qi's half-smile expression again, Rui saw an intention to take pleasure in other's misfortunes.He held Fang Qi's hand and squeezed it tightly. Fang Qi approached him indifferently and smiled ambiguously.
"Is it because you looked at me and your mind fluttered?"
"It's burning with anger! Let it go!"
The action of holding hands suddenly turned into an arm wrestling, Zhan Zhixing wanted to shake off Fang Qi's hand, but Fang Qi didn't let go at all.At this time, the White Rabbit Man jumped over on a rabbit, stared at the two childish men with disdain, and stopped in front of the car door.
"Hmph! I rely on you, it's already over! Open the door, I want to get in the car!"
"Aren't you a demon? Can a mere car door stop you?"
Fang Qi finally let go, and sneered at the White Rabbit Weng teasingly.
"Benxian just likes to open the door and get in the car!"
"Is it that difficult to admit that I can't do it?"
"You can't do it!"
The White Rabbit Man is a very pure monster, and the meaning he expressed was also very pure, but Fang Qi still managed to comprehend an impure meaning, angrily opened the car door, picked up the White Rabbit Man and threw him into the back seat of the car, and then He slammed the car door shut, and finally roared.
"Who said I can't do it!" Fang Qi roared and turned to Zhan Zhixing.
"Exhibition?"
"That white rabbit man, what's wrong with it?"
Zhan Zhixing stared thoughtfully at the car door that Fang Qi had just closed, frowning so that his two eyebrows were about to touch each other, then looked at Fang Qi in a blink of an eye, Fang Qi grabbed his hand again.
"Monsters are the same as humans, they all have birth, old age, sickness and death, some can live for tens of thousands of years, but some may only have a lifespan of one day!"
one day?Zhan Zhixing suddenly felt incomprehensible. Are there really monsters that only live for one day?Don't monsters live for tens of thousands of years?This is completely like Fang Qi's nonsense, but Fang Qi said something clichéd.
"Fate is predetermined, so we should cherish the time that is decreasing day by day."
After Fang Qi finished speaking, he let go, and when his hand left his fingertips, Zhan Zhixing unconsciously chased after him, but he didn't hold anything.
"Fang Qi."
"what happened?"
"Your hands are sweating!"
Fang Qi's expression was suddenly embarrassed, Zhan Zhixing had already walked to the side of the car, when Fang Qi said the phrase "we should cherish the time that is decreasing every day", he had the illusion that Fang Qi wanted to tell him something, he I want to ask, but if Fang Qi wants to tell him, he won't let go and turn around, so it's useless for him to ask.
In the car, Zhan Zhixing contacted the little brother who sold the second-hand house, but the little brother always found reasons and refused to tell him the contact information.In fact, it is not difficult to guess that this is an unspoken rule in the industry. In order to prevent him from getting the contact information of the buyer, he will trade privately and not get the money.
From rationality to law, and then to emotion, he spent a long time with the little brother who sold the house. The other party insisted that he was forced to confess, but he didn't tell him. In the end, he had no choice but to hang up the phone and lean the car on the way.
"Zhan Zhan, you should rely on your husband at a time like this, understand?"
"Do you have a solution?"
Zhan Zhixing looked at Fang Qi, the co-driver, and the corners of his mouth twitched at his expression of wanting to bargain.
"Call me husband, and I'll get the number for you."
"Isn't your surname 'Fang'? When did you change your surname to 'Gong'?"
"It was changed when we got married! If you don't want to call it, you can stay below tonight!"
Zhan Zhixing's heart skipped a beat, Fang Qi's skills were beyond recall, he resolutely refused, "Forget it, I'll figure it out myself!"
He picked up his cell phone and looked through the address book, and dialed a number whose name was saved as 'Officer Zhang'. Before the call connected, Fang Qi suddenly snatched his cell phone and hung up.
"Did I say I won't help you?"
"Didn't say?"
The corner of Zhan Zhixing's mouth slanted, he took the phone back, and glanced at Fang Qi lightly, Fang Qi only came to his senses at this moment, he was "routine" again.
"Exhibition trip! You keep cheating on your husband, are you lacking in virtue?"
"Skills are not as good as people, blame me?"
The car restarted and drove out, Fang Qi was still arguing with Zhan Zhixing because he failed the routine, but he got the number and gave Zhan Zhixing the result of the theory.
An hour and a half later, Zhan Zhixing and Fang Qi took Bai Tuweng to a teahouse and saw a man with a triangular birthmark on his chin.
The man's name was Zhou Zhilin, who arrived one step ahead of them. When he entered, he was holding a cup of tea to his lips, staring at the small fish tank on the table, motionless as if meditating.
Fang Qi was not polite at all, walked over and sat directly opposite Zhou Zhilin, and began to call people brothers and sisters, giving full play to his specialty of talking to people and talking nonsense to hell.
"Hey, big brother, are you watching the tea under the fish?"
Zhou Zhilin was not surprised at all, he put down his teacup naturally, first looked at Fang Qi, then looked at Zhan Zhixing, and laughed.
"You guys are here, sit down, what do you want to drink? Just order!"
"You're welcome, Mr. Zhou."
Zhan Zhixing sat next to Fang Qi, and he put the White Rabbit Weng on the table. Zhou Zhilin didn't pay attention to the fact that there were more moving animals on the table.
From the moment the White Rabbit saw the man, his gaze was fixed on the triangular imprint on the man's chin, from far to near, and then from near to far back and forth, wishing to disassemble Zhou Zhilin and identify it cell by cell.
"Lawyer Zhan, are you okay that day?" Zhou Zhilin asked Zhan Zhixing apologetically.
"It's okay, the fire happened downstairs, I was just unlucky, but now half of the house is blackened, and the walls have to be repainted. If Mr. Zhou wants to buy it, I can paint the walls first!"
"I think the house is pretty good, but today I am here, and I want to consult with Lawyer Zhan about something else."
Zhan Zhixing remained calm, when he made an appointment with Zhou Zhilin to talk about the house, Zhou Zhilin readily agreed, he thought it was Zhou Zhilin's intention to buy a house.
At this moment, Zhou Zhilin turned his attention to Fang Qi and asked, "Lawyer Zhan, is this your friend?"
Fang Qi listened, raised his handsome face full of showing off, patted Zhan Zhixing's shoulder, and said aggressively: "What friend, we have obtained a certificate, we are legally married!"
Zhou Zhilin was shocked, but it was hidden in his eyes. He took a sip of tea and gave Zhan Zhixing a stiff look.
"Lawyer Zhan, congratulations!"
Same-sex marriage is legal, but not all people can accept it. It’s not bad that Zhou Zhilin has nothing to do with it. When it was first reported that same-sex marriage was legal, there were still people who organized a parade|demonstration|demonstration and refused same-sex marriage legislation.
Since Zhan Zhixing chose to get married, of course he didn't want to hide it, he just slanted his eyes to Fang Qi to warn him not to be blind.Fang Qi smirked at him with a completely ignorant expression on his face. He couldn't help stamping Fang Qi's foot under the table, but unfortunately he missed. Instead, he stamped his painful heel on the floor, his brows frowning instantly into two trenches.
"Lawyer Zhan, I didn't mean to be prejudiced, but I didn't see that you were gay, and you didn't look like one at all. I was a little surprised!"
Zhou Zhilin thought that Zhan Zhixing had a problem with his attitude, so he immediately made amends for himself.
Zhan Zhixing said "it's okay" calmly, then glanced at Fang Qi from the corner of his eye.Fang Qi felt that Zhan Zhixing hadn't been uncovered in his place, so he stretched his foot over and said with his eyes, "My husband let you step on it casually!" '
Zhou Zhilin couldn't see the "you come and I go" under the table, so he straightened his face and said: "Well, Lawyer Zhan, you just got married, so it may not be good to tell you this, but I don't know any other lawyers, so I want to It’s time to consult with you today.”
"what?"
"How can I get a clean and tidy divorce without letting the other party have nothing to say?"
Zhan Zhixing frowned, thinking that he picked up a business just by going out?This kind of luck is probably a harbinger of bad luck for him!
He was thinking about which side was most likely to be unlucky, when the White Rabbit suddenly jumped off the rabbit's back, jumped in front of him, stretched his neck, and faced him with his hips akimbo.
"Mortal, this is not the person I am waiting for! What I am waiting for is a gentle and lovely boy! Not such an ugly monster!"
The author has something to say: The source of the honeymoon comes from Baidu Encyclopedia!
PS: I was busy this morning and didn't finish coding, so it was a bit late~ Friends who can't see the update in the APP can click in from the directory to break it~ Meme da~~
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