Boss, he is no longer a man

In the end, Zou Dan still couldn't resist the bombing by Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun, and honestly explained what happened recently.

It turned out that ever since he saw the "looking for money" ghost in the underground parking lot that day, he would meet her in the parking lot almost every day.The ghost was about to jump on him yesterday, so frightened that Zou Dan lost his phone and ran back home immediately, "Whoa!"

Zou Dan huddled on the sofa with an aggrieved expression on his face, "If someone finds out, I would be ashamed..."

This is quite plausible.

Bai Yaoyuan glanced at him speechlessly: "You're not ashamed now? You, a Taoist priest, turn around and run away after seeing a ghost. What kind of charlatan's tricks are you doing?"

Zou Dan chuckled: "It's okay, you know the idol!"

Han Nanjun froze for a moment: "What about me?"

Zou Dan gave him a look of "you experience it yourself".Han Nanjun turned his head, speechless, he didn't want to look at him, a childish ghost.

Zou Dan finally revealed his biggest secret at this moment, and immediately started dancing as if he was relieved.He took his phone that was so broken that the screen could hardly be seen clearly, and after two screenshots, he posted a Weibo:

"The idol couldn't find me and called me more than 50 times. I was so happy that I was about to pass out!" The accompanying picture shows more than 50 missed calls.

Han Nanjun was sitting next to Zou Dan, and he could clearly see his extreme operation.After a few glances, he also took out his cell phone.

Bai Yaoyuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and took out his mobile phone calmly.

Zou Dan is also a small Internet celebrity with more than 20 fans, and most of his fans like Bai Yaoyuan.As soon as the Weibo was posted, it was opened immediately, saying everything, but most of them were envious of Zou Dan.

Han Nanjun also registered on Weibo because he was photographed with Bai Yaoyuan last time.Right now, out of a strange and inexplicable emotion, he left a message on Zou Dan's Weibo: "I made more than 50 calls. [Smile] [Smile]"

Bai Yaoyuan kept scrolling through the latest messages on Zou Dan's Weibo, and immediately saw a message called "Piggy is the cutest".

Bai Yaoyuan immediately locked on to the blogger, and took a sneak peek at Han Nanjun, before quickly operating.

He first replied to the message "Piggy is the cutest", and then immediately followed the blogger.

Immediately, the popularity of Zou Dan's microblog dropped, and all fans immediately gathered around Han Nanjun.And because of Bai Yaoyuan's reply of "It's really not me who typed it", Zou Dan's comment also changed from "Ahhhhh" to "Hahahaha".

So, the president of the support club is very shameless.

Han Nanjun looked at Bai Yaoyuan in a panic as he listened to the beeping sound from his mobile phone. When he was about to speak, Zou Dan wailed first and said angrily, "Idol! Why are you following Han Nanjun instead of me?" ! You also demolished my desk!"

Han Nanjun opened his eyes wide and looked at Bai Yaoyuan, "How do you know that this number is me?"

Bai Yaoyuan was still looking down at the phone, "I'm not stupid, and isn't your brother's cat called Zhuzhu?"

Every video has to meow at a cat for a long time, I don’t know whether it’s a cat on the screen or you are a cat monster.Moreover, the profile picture of WeChat, QQ, and Alipay are all that fat cat, and the profile picture of Weibo is also the same.

It's hard to guess! ?Bai Yaoyuan felt that Han Nanjun was doubting his IQ.

Bai Yaoyuan clicked twice, and selected a photo from the gallery that he took a forced selfie with Han Nanjun one morning.In the photo, Han Nanjun was wiping off his sweat and looking at the camera in a daze, Bai Yaoyuan smiled brightly and said "yeah".

Bai Yaoyuan selected the photo, edited the copy, and immediately posted it on Weibo——

"Kids finally have a Weibo! @猪猪最爱"

Zou Dan wailed again in grief and indignation: "Why! My idol, why did you send a special Weibo post to Han Nanjun!"

Zou Dan feels that this world is very cold, especially that he cannot feel love.

Han Nanjun froze for a moment, swiped his phone twice, and immediately saw Bai Yaoyuan's Weibo, then turned to look at Bai Yaoyuan: "Why do I look so dumb in the photo again!"

Bai Yaoyuan: No, the point is this?

Han Nanjun's Weibo had tens of thousands of fans in just a few minutes.

He doesn't use Weibo very much at ordinary times, there are only photos of pigs and some landscape photos of Qingshan sect.Now it has been turned out by fans, and there is a sound of happy checking in underneath.

... It is Yishui'er's "children" that makes Han Nanjun very popular.

In an unknown corner of the Internet, there is also a group of happy people who are passionately outputting:

——Did you see, did you see that title!

——Children, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

——Ms. Bai Shuxuan is the only one on Brother Bai's watchlist, and the second one is the child, right?

——Come, come, tell me, children and mothers are side by side, what is the status of children?

——Hey, Brother Bai is really addicted to love now, he hasn't posted on Weibo for almost a month! !

——It’s still like this when you post on Weibo, tsk tsk tsk!

——Thinking about it, I still miss the days when Brother Bai was bored and started a live broadcast to take us to the cemetery

——No, upstairs you are a bit too much!

——Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ! !

……

After the three of them played around for a while, Bai Yaoyuan, Han Nanjun and Zou Dan talked about serious matters.

The first thing to talk about is the head that is haunting Zou Dan.

Zou Dan looked at Bai Yaoyuan eagerly, "Idol, why don't you sleep in my apartment tonight!"

Bai Yaoyuan raised his eyelids and glanced at him, coldly rebuffed: "You're thinking about farting."

Han Nanjun gritted his molars, trying not to let himself laugh.

Zou Dan was extremely wronged: "That head is very strange. She only had one head left, but she insisted on looking for it. It's really scary!"

Bai Yaoyuan felt a little strange, if there were such obsessed lonely ghosts in the parking lot, there was no reason why he couldn't see them just now.

Han Nanjun also thought of this, and after looking at each other with Bai Yaoyuan, the two looked at Zou Dan with a little sympathy in their eyes.

Zou Dan was frightened by the eyes of the two, and stammered and asked, "No, no, what does your idol mean?"

Bai Yaoyuan explained patiently: "You know that I can see even a little ghost."

Zou Dan nodded immediately.

Bai Yaoyuan continued: "But when Nanjun and I came up just now, we didn't feel a ghost in the underground parking lot."

Zou Dan's expression slowly collapsed visibly to the naked eye.

As if he didn't believe in evil, he asked tremblingly: "So, so, she, she may have been following me all the time?"

Both Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun nodded.

Zou Dan jumped on Bai Yaoyuan with a "ah", and Bai Yaoyuan kicked him away in disgust.Now Zou Dan was no longer awkward, and simply rushed towards Han Nanjun.

Bai Yaoyuan quickly pinned the person down again, and said in an unhappy tone, "Sit on the sofa for me!"

Ghosts who are obsessed with tragic death generally cannot leave the place of death, and will continue to repeat the scene of their death in that place.This process will continue for a long, long time if there is no one to supersede it.Therefore, many such ghosts will later become fierce ghosts due to loss of mind.

But there is another special situation, that is, the ghost sees someone who can follow and possess him before he dies, so he doesn't have to suffer such pain.

And the ghost who followed Zou Dan obviously thought that Zou Dan could save her before he died, so he followed him all the time.After all, Zou Danyang's fire is not low, the ghost can be burned to death before possessing him.And Zou Dan sees ghosts in the underground parking lot, it is entirely because the underground parking lot is dark and she can manifest.

Zou Dan was trembling, and now on the sofa, he wanted to cry without tears, and the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became.

Feelings: These days, when he goes home trembling with fright, and then hides under the quilt, in fact, the ghost outside has never left, even looking at him? !

Zou Dan felt a chill rushing from the soles of his feet to the top of his head.In broad daylight, life made him shiver non-stop.

Seeing his cowardly appearance, Bai Yaoyuan stopped teasing him, and after discussing with Han Nanjun for a while, he decided to deal with this brat first.

Because it was by Zou Dan's side, the ghost must have chosen the object to possess like Mu San, so that people would not be aware of the ghost, but just feel that Zou Dan has a ghostly aura.

Han Nanjun whispered to Bai Yaoyuan's ear and said, "You have built the foundation for a month, why don't you see the results?"

Bai Yaoyuan turned his head and was very close to Han Nanjun, but neither of them felt that there was anything wrong.On the contrary, Zou Dan tasted something else beside him.

The living room of Zou Dan's apartment is a huge floor-to-ceiling window. At this moment, the morning sun shines in, hitting Han Nanjun and Bai Yaoyuan, and he can see the fine fluff of the two people against the light.The two people who were leaning against each other were muttering something together, it seemed that the third person could no longer be integrated into this atmosphere...

Zou Dan blinked, suddenly blushing inexplicably.

Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun didn't realize it, they were still sticking together.

Bai Yaoyuan: "You mean, let me release Yin Qi to force that ghost out?"

Han Nanjun nodded and promised: "Don't worry, I'll be watching."

Bai Yaoyuan chuckled lightly.

That's right, if you don't let the children see yourself showing off your hands, I'm afraid that you will really regard yourself as a canary that needs to be protected.It's true that he needs to build his own foundation, but it doesn't mean that he needs to start over with zero foundation now.

After thinking about it, Bai Yaoyuan just nestled on the sofa, leaned against Nanjun, and lazily raised his right hand.Lifting his fingertips lightly, Bai Yaoyuan looked slightly cold and pointed directly at Zou Dan.

Zou Dan took two steps back in fright, but the black air from Bai Yaoyuan's fingertips immediately surrounded Zou Dan.Han Nanjun watched nervously and excitedly behind Bai Yaoyuan.

Bai Yaoyuan was very flexible, and after releasing his Yin Qi, he slowly spread his right palm.

Suddenly, he clenched his right hand into a fist, as if making a grabbing motion.There was a piercing female voice screaming in an instant.

Bai Yaoyuan raised his eyebrows, turned his head and raised the corners of his lips to look at Han Nanjun, begging for praise not to be too obvious.

Han Nanjun suppressed a smile, pretending to be serious and nodding: "Well, it's great."

The corners of Bai Yaoyuan's mouth collapsed.

Why does he think the kid is so perfunctory!

But Han Nanjun had already stepped forward to protect the barking Zou Dan, and there was no time for Bai Yaoyuan to argue with Han Nanjun.Bai Yaoyuan curled his lips, got up and stood in front of the female ghost who was clinging to Zou Dan.

Zou Dan hugged Han Nanjun tightly, and kept kicking his legs: "Get out, get out, get out!"

Bai Yaoyuan looked at Zou Dan like this, thinking that the gap between people is really quite big.You can see that Nanjun is also afraid of ghosts, but now he can stand still in the face of ghosts and spirits, without any fear.

Han Nanjun: The one who is afraid of ghosts is the teenage Nanjun, not me now, please don't make me criticize, thank you.

Bai Yaoyuan squatted down and looked at that head, "You want to find your head?"

That head stopped the movement of continuing to pounce on Zou Dan, and turned slowly... Oh no, turned to look at Bai Yaoyuan: "Are you a human or a ghost? Can you help me find my head?"

Bai Yaoyuan tilted his head to look at her: "That depends on what else you can remember."

The ghost showed a vaguely embarrassed and tangled look in the black air, and said after a long while: "I can only remember that I was in a hotel room..."

Bai Yaoyuan waited for a while to finish, but the ghost hesitated for a while and couldn't say anything, Bai Yaoyuan couldn't laugh or cry: "No more? That's it?"

Guitou seemed aggrieved, "I can only remember so much."

Bai Yaoyuan stood up Shiran, "That's fine, I'll write it down for you, and I'll help you find it."

The ghost head was overjoyed, and was about to pounce on Bai Yaoyuan again.

Han Nanjun's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, he immediately let go of Zou Dan and was going to catch the ghost head, so as not to hurt Bai Yaoyuan.

But before he could catch the ghost head, the ghost head was beaten back by the golden light in Bai Yaoyuan's jacket purse.

Bai Yaoyuan was originally complacent because Han Nanjun was overly nervous about him, but now he was distracted by the skull in his purse, and took out the skull happily.

"Look at my daughter, how good-looking! How strong! Don't worry!" Bai Yaoyuan was about to kiss the skull.

Han Nanjun snatched the skull from Bai Yaoyuan's hands with a five-faced expression, lest he pollute his daughter, and then picked up the ghost's head expressionlessly, "First, don't just jump on anyone you see, you are a ghost now, Jumping on people will affect the fortune of the living. Second, the information you gave is very vague, but we will help you find it, so don't worry. Third, you have no way to go back now, and you can't stay too far away from Zou Dan. Tell me about the object you possessed, and let Zou Dan take you with you."

Before the ghost could speak, Zou Dan started howling: "No, no, no, I don't want to bring a ghost with me!"

Han Nanjun frowned, and didn't discuss with Zou Dan at all, "If you don't take her with you, she will find you, why don't you take her with you."

Zou Dan wants to cry but has no tears.

Bai Yaoyuan glanced at the children curiously—now his eloquence is getting better and better, and he is still the first, second and third. Sure enough, I am a good master.

After initially negotiating with the ghost head, and pressing Zou Dan to agree to take the ghost head with him, Han Nanjun and Bai Yaoyuan finally talked about the business of looking for Zou Dan today.

After Zou Dan heard it, his expression was also very serious, "So, idol, you want me to ask Chen Yuan out first in my name, right?"

Bai Yaoyuan nodded, "After Zheng Gengsheng went to find Chen Yuan, an accident happened on the way home. And before Zheng Gengsheng went to find Chen Yuan, he was the only person in the Zheng family who had no influence within this month. To say Chen Yuan didn't do anything wrong, no one would believe it."

Although Zou Dan said that he was usually not in the mood, he still had a clear sense of right and wrong. He immediately picked up his phone with a broken screen, carefully called up Chen Yuan's phone number, and dialed it directly.

Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun listened quietly.

After the call was connected, Chen Yuan seemed to have just woken up, and his voice was nasal.Han Nanjun looked at the wall clock on the wall showing that it was almost twelve o'clock, and once again expressed that he did not understand the work and rest of these young masters.

Zou Dan showed his usual vigor, and after talking nonsense with Chen Yuan, he talked about being bored recently and wanting to have some fun with Chen Yuan.

Chen Yuan chuckled on the other end of the phone, "Is that the Taoist priest from the Qingshan Sect who is new to Shanghai? What is his name Han Nan County, right? The one you know very well with your elder brother Bai Yaoyuan?"

Zou Dan glanced at Han Nanjun awkwardly. Although he did have some opinions on Han Nanjun before today, it was not a lie that Han Nanjun protected him just now.

Children are easy to buy, Zou Dan already thinks that Han Nanjun is very good.

Zou Dan coughed, "How do you know?"

Chen Yuan yawned: "Zong Ru'an said that, anyway, he has always disliked Bai Yaoyuan."

Zou Dan was a little surprised: "You and Zong Ru'an still know each other?"

"What are you talking about?" Chen Yuan smiled, "I still know you. If you want to have fun, see you at the old place tomorrow night."

Zou Dan hung up the phone after dealing with Chen Yuan for a few more words, then looked at Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun, and said seriously: "You must protect me well when the time comes!"

Bai Yaoyuan nodded perfunctorily, looked at Han Nanjun, and Han Nanjun also looked at Bai Yaoyuan, as if the two of them were talking about something.

Zou Dan was surprised: "What are you looking at?"

Han Nanjun asked him, "Don't you find it strange?"

Zou Dan is silly and sweet: "What's so strange?"

Bai Yaoyuan nestled in the sofa holding the skull that he had just snatched back from Han Nanjun, touching it repeatedly.

"Chen Yuan, a son of a rich family, seems to have a good relationship with the second generation who are engaged in metaphysics in Shanghai." Bai Yaoyuan looked at Zou Dan, "You, Zong Ru'an, are still the second generation who can be called by name. It's not that there are many second generations who can't be named, and he is also very close. Moreover, Nanjun has only been in Shanghai for more than a month. It is a bit exaggerated to say that he has made a name for Chen Yuan to know. Isn't he Are you paying too much attention to this news?"

Zou Dan has not yet reacted, "What if he just likes to make friends with people who are a little bit talented like us?"

Bai Yao smiled vigorously, "Doesn't that make it more obvious that he has other plans?"

Zou Dan was stunned for a moment.

Bai Yaoyuan raised his toe and poked Zou Dan: "You don't want Tiantian Guang to be tall but not heady. It is said that Chen Yuan and his mother Sheng Yu are quite evil. When the head of the Fan family got married for the second time, Sheng Yu's mother's family was alone. I didn't come. My mother felt strange when she went. Besides, the original wife of the Fan family is basically nowhere to be found in Shanghai, so she seems to be doing business on her own."

Bai Yaoyuan looked up at Zou Dan: "Don't you think Chen Yuan and his mother are a bit weird?"

Zou Dan began to tremble again, "I, idol, may I go to sleep at your place today?"

Bai Yaoyuan coldly refused: "No."

Han Nanjun still couldn't see it, so he opened his mouth and said to Bai Yaoyuan: "Zou Dan is afraid of ghosts, and now he has another one on him, and he will help us with errands tomorrow, so it doesn't matter if he just sleeps at home all night."

Bai Yaoyuan was moved by the familiarity and intimacy in Han Nanjun's tone, and glanced at Zou Dan, "I only agreed to it because Nanjun pleaded for you."

Zou Dan now has a lot of insight, so he quickly thanked Han Nanjun with a very sincere attitude.

It made Han Nanjun feel embarrassed again.

At night, when Zou Dan was lying in the guest room of the Bai family villa, out of an inexplicable mentality, he typed the names of Bai Yaoyuan and Han Nanjun into the search box on Weibo.

...So, he found a super chat called "white&blue", which all said things like "Color couples are real!", "White and blue are getting sugar today!", "I'm celebrating Chinese New Year" .

Zou Dan didn't know why, so with a question mark on his head and secret excitement, he swiped Weibo most of the night and made up a lot of knowledge.

So, in just one night, Zou Dan's registered account has already paid attention to many grain-producing wives.

Damn it, Zou Dan thought frantically, it's all because the food produced by these wives is so delicious!

He is not a CP fan, he is Du Wei!

Zou Dan registered an old Ford account while thinking, yes, yes, he is Du Wei.

The author has something to say: The reason for cp fans: the master has to stuff them in your mouth

Thank you for the nutrient solution irrigated by the little baby Yangya!

oh!right!The abo stalk that Rourou talked about a few days ago has been posted, and you favorite little angels can click on Rourou's column "Strange Matching" series to receive a wave of pre-orders!

"The top big A is pretending to be B again"

Gu Xingzhou is an ordinary male college student who has no sense of existence.

Black-rimmed glasses, too long bangs, a semi-permanent black schoolbag, and a sickly pale complexion.Because I habitually walk with my head down all the year round, I still have a little hunchback.

Such a boy, in the same college photo, can find five or six of the same style without accident.

Gu Xingzhou has no sense of existence, and the second gender is still a beta——

I can't smell any pheromones, can't feel the suppression of any pheromones, and I don't fit in with this world surrounded by various smells.

And such an insignificant Gu Xingzhou did an earth-shattering event at the beginning of the new semester of his junior year——

He stopped the school's top big A at the entrance of a cafeteria with the most traffic, and asked him angrily:

"Why are you pretending to be B!"

From then on, Gu Xingchuan became famous in one battle.

There is no such person in the three-dimensional search, a two-dimensional online game master and master writer (received)

VS

Three-dimensional A to explode, Two-dimensional counseled to pretend to be O and then pretend to be a first-level player (attack)

Write in front:

1. AB matching, boys and boys matching

2. Gu Xingzhou is really handsome, but he is sealed by bangs

3. The strange collocation is a series, the kind that the protagonists may interact with each other.

4. Strange collocation refers to strangeness in all aspects, including but not limited to gender, occupation, age, etc. (with legal and moral bottom lines), which will be marked in the copy, I hope everyone will read it carefully, self-demining, and kowtow to everyone.

5. Stable daily update players, welcome to jump into the pit. ("Nanjun" will seamlessly open new ones after the end of the manuscript deposit, everyone can pre-order early and be happy to watch the daily life of the top big A!)

And, I saw the little cuties here, because too many relatives, friends and little angels complained about my pen name, so I changed my pen name

But everyone still calls me Rourou!I like this! ! (happy roar)