Boss, he is no longer a man

On the way Bai Yaoyuan drove home, the public opinion was constantly fermenting.

Han Nanjun brushed Weibo unskillfully in the car.He rarely plays with his mobile phone on weekdays, and the only good software he uses is WeChat and Alipay. At the moment, he only reads the content posted by the most popular marketing accounts and the comments below in the entry, not even in real time. I know click to open.

He was a little dissatisfied looking at the somewhat demented photos of himself being taken.

After clicking on the comments, there are quarrels inside.

Han Nanjun frowned, and suddenly saw a comment: Am I the only one who thinks this little brother looks familiar?

Han Nanjun is inexplicably unhappy, that's not it, I used to be popular on the Internet, but it passed too quickly!

Han Nanjun was a little angry, "You have to make it clear to these people later that I am not your little star!"

Bai Yaoyuan felt Han Nanjun's anger for the first time, and suddenly felt a little novel, "Are you angry?"

Han Nanjun frowned: "Do you still want me to say that I am angry?"

Bai Yaoyuan paused, "That's not necessary."

Just why do you feel that when you are angry, your mouth becomes smooth?

The next performance of Han Nanjun simply confirmed Bai Yaoyuan's idea.

Han Nanjun angrily read the quarreling comments in it, scolding one after another, logical without swearing, well-founded and with a nice voice.

It was the first time for Bai Yaoyuan to see such a reasonable quarrel, and somehow he wanted to laugh.

Han Nam-jun said: "There are still some people's pics saying that I am acting in a TV series. It is too much. If I really act in a TV series, I will not go to the sponsor. I believe that God rewards the hard work, okay?"

Han Nanjun said: "Why do you say that the two of us set the fire on the crew? If we really set it off, we would be in the Public Security Bureau now, okay? Is it just nonsense?"

Han Nanjun said again: "God, isn't this person really afraid of making bad words when he scolds people on the Internet like this?"

Han Nanjun also said: "Why do you always say that I am a small star, why can't I support Brother Yuan when I stand with Brother Yuan?"

Quite dare to say it!

After Nanjun felt more comfortable, when he was about to talk to Bai Yaoyuan again, he saw that Bai Yaoyuan was already blushing from laughing.

Han Nanjun looked at Bai Yaoyuan strangely: "What are you laughing at?"

After Bai Yaoyuan drove the car into the garage, he immediately patted the steering wheel and burst out laughing.

Han Nanjun looked at him with a puzzled expression, Bai Yaoyuan's laughing point was beaten?

"What are you laughing at? You were scolded by many people, are you happy?" Han Nanjun felt that Bai Yaoyuan was a bit strong, if he was scolded by so many people, he might not be able to sleep all night.

Bai Yaoyuan gasped, hey hey hey for a long time, finally let out his breath and said: "No, you're too funny, you're a laning genius."

Han Nanjun tilted his head, "Line up?"

"That's right, network fights."

Han Nanjun frowned: "It's not easy to curse."

Bai Yaoyuan suppressed his laughter, logged on to Weibo, and directly started the live broadcast.This time he was too lazy to be irritable and laning. With such a big baby next to him, what else is he talking about.

Bai Yaoyuan pointed the camera at his steering wheel, and continued to ask: "Then how do you feel being said that now?"

Han Nanjun thought for a while, "I don't quite understand why being photographed standing with you means that I have been adopted. Do I look like a adopted person?"

Bai Yaoyuan couldn't help laughing, "I can't help it, you look cute."

It was almost twelve o'clock, but Bai Yaoyuan's live broadcast room had just opened for a while, and the number of people online had already reached 50.

He looked at the "Bai Yaoyuan went off in person again", "What a wonderful experience it is to be a fan of someone who likes to speak by himself", "Heizi, come quickly, your father is going to teach you", "The front row sells melon seeds." Mineral water, selling orange cats to rua", felt a little funny.

Seeing his movements, Han Nanjun moved over strangely, only to find out that he had started the live broadcast.

Han Nanjun's face changed color in an instant, and his blood was immediately congested, and he immediately whispered in a breathy voice: "You~how~what~open~straight~broadcast~ah~?"

Bai Yaoyuan laughed, "Just talk normally, they can all hear you."

Han Nanjun glared at Bai Yaoyuan angrily - now he really doesn't regard Bai Yaoyuan as an idol.

Bai Yaoyuan turned the camera to the front, and after taking photos of the two of them, he said to Han Nanjun, "Come on, let me introduce myself."

Han Nanjun was a little unnatural, he only had Bai Yaoyuan who started the live broadcast without authorization, so there was no "everyone" in front of him.But he also knew that Bai Yaoyuan wanted to use this method to clarify, so he could only bite the bullet and cooperate: "Hi everyone, I am Han Nanjun, I studied under Lin Yue, and now I am a Taoist priest of the Shanghai Taoist Society."

Bai Yaoyuan suddenly became serious, then chuckled lightly, and said coldly to the camera: "Are there any questions?"

——Wow, is it necessary to have such a high appearance to be a Taoist now?

——Let me just say this little brother looks familiar!Do you still remember the "handsome milk priest" by the Daming Lake?

——I don’t know why, but I got knocked! ! !

——Bai Zai's tone of voice... I suddenly remembered how Bai Zai started a live broadcast online and cursed Hei Zi many years ago hahahaha!

——Upstairs I also remembered hhhhhh

The barrage was so fast that Han Nanjun approached Bai Yaoyuan's phone, dazzled and even dizzy.

He simply straightened up, sat back, and asked Bai Yaoyuan, "Is it over?"

Bai Yaoyuan looked natural: "Are you sleepy?"

Han Nanjun nodded. It was almost twelve o'clock, which was far beyond his usual sleeping time.

Bai Yaoyuan said to the camera, "Waiting for the court summons if you are spreading rumors" and cut off the live broadcast without any mistakes.

Bai Yaoyuan's live broadcast lasted only five minutes, clarifying the relationship between the two, and sparking a new wave of public opinion on the Internet.

At the same time, in an unknown group of Bai Yaoyuan fans...

——When did your brother Bai take the warm route?

——Do you still remember the time when Brother Bai broadcasted the live broadcast at [-] o'clock in the middle of the night to show us the glorious past of the cemetery?

——Do you still remember that Brother Bai directly kissed his fans regardless of online?

——Brother Bai himself still remembers the character design of his mad dog troll?

— Sisters, do you smell it?

—I smell it!

--I also! ! ! ! ! !

——Come on, sisters, put "Hundred Years of Love" on the public screen! ! ! ! !

Of course, neither Bai Yaoyuan nor Han Nanjun knew about these things.After they got home, there were still a series of things to deal with.

Bai Shuxuan drew up a lawyer's letter to the legal counselor through the live broadcast that was just clarified, and was going to appeal directly to the court, while Bai Yaoyuan reported his online name beside him.After Mu San came back, Han Nanjun told Liu Xian about the little girl, and he was discussing with Liu Xian now.And Qi Yan also called to ask whether Lou Ming had really died physically, whether he should be buried after a ritual ceremony, and a series of aftermath matters to be notified to the family members...

In short, by the time Han Nanjun and Bai Yaoyuan finished their work, it was almost one o'clock.

Han Nanjun returned to his bedroom and quickly took another shower. When he was about to go to bed, there was a knock on his bedroom door.

Han Nanjun was so sleepy that he lost his mind. He got out of bed and opened the door in a daze. Seeing Bai Yaoyuan hugging the pillow, he tilted his head in doubt: "Brother Yuan?"

Bai Yaoyuan murmured: "Don't take advantage of the bastard, you are at my house right now, don't waste the humanoid warm baby."

Han Nanjun was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes: "Brother Yuan, what did you say?"

Bai Yaoyuan grabbed Han Nanjun, "Go, go to sleep."

Han Nanjun nodded in confusion, followed Bai Yaoyuan to sleep on the big bed, and passed out as soon as he touched the pillow.Bai Yaoyuan tried to play with Han Nanjun, and when he found that he was indeed asleep, he immediately hugged Han Nanjun like an octopus.

ah!The little sun of South County!I said I was tired!

The old dog Bai Yaoyuan sighed happily.

……

On the other side, after Liu Xian confirmed that Lou Ming was dead and annihilated, he bid farewell to Fu Yingman with Zou Dan, and the two prepared to go home.

It was almost one o'clock, Liu Xian said to Zou Dan in the elevator: "Why don't I take you back, it's too late."

Zou Dan rolled his eyes and put on a rebellious look, "How old am I, do you still want me to give it to you?"

Liu Xian looked at Zou Dan's rebellious appearance, then at the blackness between his brows, hehehe twice and stopped talking.

Forget it, anyway, it's just bumping into ghosts. Although Zou Dan is a little afraid of ghosts on weekdays, he is a Taoist priest and the grandson of Mr. Zou. It would be better to exercise.

Deciding to exercise the rebellious boy, Liu Xian waved his hands and drove back by himself.

Zou Dan also got into his limousine and happily drove back to his apartment downstairs.

Yes, don't look at Zou Dan's temper, but he is a bit of a real talent, sometimes following Liu Xian or Mr. Zou's buttocks to pick up some leftovers to make ends meet, and he can make a living in Shanghai. Into a well-off level.

Zou Dan parked the car on the third floor of the apartment, turned the car key, and walked to the elevator with his earphones in, when he suddenly heard a regular sound of "boom, boom, boom".

Zou Dan took off his earphones strangely, stood in the middle of the parking lot, turned his head sideways to confirm, the voice was a bit muffled, very regular, and... getting closer!

Zou Dan shivered, and immediately bit his finger to open his eyes, and then took out the amulet that Liu Xian brought tonight from his purse, saying that it was the amulet prepared by Nanjun for Fu Yingman.

On the contrary, they are all amulets anyway. If they are painted, they are the common wealth of all mankind. I didn't take advantage of Han Nam-gun!

Zou Dan looked around, swallowed, but found nothing.It is true that he has real talents and real learning, but he has never faced these by himself!

Depend on!

He disconnected the bluetooth of his earphones, and immediately played "Flying Songs" to cheer himself up.

As a result, as soon as he turned his head, he saw a round black mist around his legs.

"Fuck——" the little boy hugged the load-bearing pillar next to him with a groan, and the coolness that had just been rubbed against the ghost seemed to linger around his legs. He held the talisman and stammered: "You, you Don't fucking come here, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is a Taoist priest who can make thunder!"

The round black mist bounced twice to the load-bearing pillar that Zou Dan was holding. Zou Dan closed his eyes and crawled on the Internet twice more, wanting to cry without tears.

He could smell the sewer!

Zou Dan regretted it at the beginning, so he should have asked Brother Liu to send him off!He must have seen something!

Hei Wu spoke with a hoarse voice, but she could barely hear it was a female voice, and she asked faintly, "Did you see my head?"

Zou Dan is a child who will swear when he is frightened. He is very irritable and fierce at the moment: "You have no fucking head to open your mouth to talk to me? Don't you only have one head left?"

The female ghost obviously didn't react, and she said "ah?" in a daze.

"Ah ghost!" Zou Dan's physical tears came out, "Aren't you just big?"

The female ghost responded faintly, "No... I'm looking for my head."

"You are a head yourself!"

"I didn't see my head..."

"Fuck!" Zou Dan became terrified, and slid directly off the pillar, looking down at the female ghost with only one head at his feet, who was still yelling for a head, "You are a head now, what are you looking for!"

The female ghost was stunned and aggrieved by the fierceness, her voice trembled, "I'm looking for my own head..."

"Your own head is on your body, no, it's on your head, no, you only have a head left!"

"I didn't see it...I want to find my head..."

Can't tell!

Zou Dan gritted his teeth, damn it, don't care!

He bit his middle finger and dripped blood onto the amulet painted by Han Nanjun.After seeing the talisman paper shining golden light instantly, Zou Dan stuck the talisman paper on his forehead.

then……

He sprinted into the elevator with a "wow blah blah blah", rushed back to his apartment in one go, and finally sprinted into bed with great precision, covering himself with the quilt.

bath?

Stop it, it's Dan's fault.

The author has something to say: Zou Dan: What the hell is wrong with this dog?

Thank you for the nutrient solution that I don't irrigate the baby, I will give you one!

I have to rush to work today, so I got the second update, I got every drop (online kowtow)