On the Effect of Protracted War

I don't want to talk anymore.

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3. The boss is in love

Yahweh has been full of love recently, no, he has learned how to love.For Maria, he also learned to stay out at night and run away from home.

Headache.

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4. Mission Impossible

I think something big is about to happen in the nearest paradise.Yahweh...has something else on his mind, he seems to want to get rid of hell and humans once and for all (I think it's because of Mary).Moreover, I also want to stage a Mission: Impossible drama...

I don't have high hopes for his acting.

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5. Reason for reincarnation

I discovered that it turns out that Jehovah’s harmful power can be so powerful and can affect such a wide range.In order to clean up the mess for him, I had to feign death and reincarnate into this world.

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6. Deception and concealment

Lucifer came to the world to find me...

I didn't believe him, so I deliberately pretended not to remember anything.I lied.

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7...

I don't want to lie to him...

8.

He found out, and we broke up.

9. The truth about the end (postmortem diary)

Seriously, I don't want to fight Lucifer.It's not because of any liking, love or other reasons, but I just feel too tired to do it.Well, I admit that I ran out of strength because of the previous fight.

So in the end I chose to bet with Lucifer and use modern civilization to win.

It is true that Lucifer is not that keen on fighting, so he readily agreed to my proposal.Although I am indifferent on the surface, I am sure that Lucifer is caring for the devil in my heart.In fact, I'm overthinking it...

However, I didn't expect Lucifer to be as gifted in brain teasers as I am.If it weren't for my modern memory and knowledge reserves, I might not be able to win against Lucifer.

No way, I resorted to the last trump card - rock-paper-scissors.The result, of course, was that I won.

I still remember that Lucifer laughed very happily, and fell straight down to the abyss underground very refreshingly.Probe looked, I actually have a fear of heights? !

The horse stumbles, and the person stumbles. When I patted the ashes on my body and was about to leave, the sole of my foot slipped...

When Lucifer looked at me in astonishment, my heart twitched in embarrassment.

Later Lucifer told me that because of this, he firmly believed how much I love me.Moved, he decided to forgive me for 'deceiving' him in the past (how could it be!).

In this way, we spent thousands of years happily in the polar abyss...

until we come out.

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--split line--

Lucifer's 'Accidental' Essay

(The following are domineering mad grass style)

My biography has always been beautiful!Until I heard the name Michael.

Tsk, to be honest I don't really care who God favors.What I care about is, will there be an angel more perfect than me?

After that, I decided to 'open a separate portal'.I met Michael on the battlefield, that guy is... not bad - but he looks too delicate, not very good...

I tried to lobby that guy to my side, and I failed.Then, I was 'seduced'...

he died.

It has to be said that angels are very cunning.I thought he was dead, but it turned out to be a hoax.

With him for thousands of years, I forgive him.Whoever made him unhappy made me happy.

NO.44 Extra episode [-]

In the past few days, it happened to be the regular meeting time in heaven again.Representatives of several angels rushed back from various places to participate in this rare meeting.

Yahweh sat in the middle, and said sadly: "As an example of all things, we must walk in the trend of fashion, and we must not lag behind humans and other messy races."

Raphael and Gabriel exchanged glances, not understanding what stimulated Yahweh again.The blankness in the eyes of both parties made them understand that there might be nothing special.

Gabriel sighed indifferently, "Just tell me, what do you want us to do? However, I want to declare in advance that I am very busy with work and don't have much free time."

Yahweh choked up and glared at Gabriel angrily.Turning his head to look at Raphael and Jesus, his eyes were full of expectation.what about you?

Raphael's scalp was numb, and he said stiffly: "I've...been in danger in every way recently, so I still won't go out."

Jesus looked at his father pitifully, he and Metatron still had to finish editing the book.How can I have any time to run around the world with my dad.

They are all rebels!Yahweh had a bitter face, and his heart was filled with anger.What's the use of these poor kids?Sure enough, it was Maria who loved him the most...

For a moment, Jehovah's expression was quite turbulent.Gabriel twitched the corner of his mouth, looking over there with disdain.

The atmosphere fell silent in an instant, and several people sat there staring blankly.At this time, there was a sudden burst of joyful exclamation!

Jehovah is not happy, "What a shame it is to shout all day long!"

The angel who came to report suddenly straightened his body.He stood there in embarrassment, not daring to move at all, for fear of making some important people unhappy.

"What's the matter?" Metatron came in, and saw the motionless angel standing at the door, while signaling the low-ranking angel to leave first.Toku exchanged glances with Jesus, and nodded instantly.

Metatron deliberately said: "You all have serious faces, so you don't welcome Michael back? It seems that I should first..."

Yahweh slapped the table in ecstasy, and shouted: "What?! Michael is back!" After saying that, he ran out excitedly without looking back.

It can be regarded as coming back, must have suffered a lot of grievances and homesickness!my poor child...

Yahweh instantly imagined n scenes of abuse, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became.When he saw the blond angel in the backlight, he almost blurted out "My poor child!" Fortunately, he held back.

However, to his disappointment, Michael's face didn't look like suffering, on the contrary, he looked more energetic and beautiful!

Thinking of this, the heart of the LORD was even more troubled.It is exactly in line with the human saying, "All good food is overwhelmed by pigs"...

Michael: "..." This guy thought of something again, why did he look even more abnormal.

Suddenly remembering something, the Lord approached Michael and whispered, "Mimi, I plan to go to the world to make money. I discussed with Maria for a long time, thinking about opening a kindergarten to lighten your burden. Look, okay?"

Michael: "..." Can he not answer?

Yahweh blinked his big innocent eyes to show that he couldn't do it.Seeing Michael nodding, Yahweh happily ran back.Shouting: "Maria! Pack up your things, let's go now!"

Michael stared speechlessly at the small appearance of Yahweh running, it was simply 'unsightly'.Just as he was about to move forward, a line of cursive words appeared in the void——

Are you coming back for dinner?

Michael reacted silently for a few seconds, and sent a message back to the other party.

Lucifer, who was far away in hell, gracefully put down the document in his hand, and looked up at the text message sent by Michael.After seeing the message clearly, Lucifer's face darkened instantly.

How long!Don't want to come back? !Lucifer was about to get angry when Michael suddenly sent another text message——

Come back at night.

"..." Well, occasionally things can be forgiven.Lucifer thought magnanimously, took the documents aside and began to review them.

Mamen, who was sitting down there, witnessed this text message exchange that came and went quickly.Turning his head, he secretly complained about his boss's capriciousness and small belly...

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Uriel was on earth, contributing to Jehovah's cause.It happened that I was short of money, so I had no choice but to go to Michael.

She blushed in embarrassment, "Michael, the kindergarten is still short of money, so I can only borrow money from you."

Michael: "..."

Uriel continued to say naively: "No way, you look very rich! And you know that Gabriel will not lend me money, Raphael is poorer than me, don't even think about it, as for May Tatron and Jesus..." I was afraid they would ask me for money.

Uriel shrank his neck and looked at Michael pitifully.Michael held his forehead, a white light flashed in his hand, and there was a golden card lying on his palm.Passed the card to Uriel and said, "No need to return it."

Uriel, Uriel closed their hands moved with tears in their eyes, and said with a sob: "Michael, thank you! Don't worry, I will make good use of your money, and you will not be polite..." After finishing speaking, he faltered gone.

Michael: "..."

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Time passed quickly, and the kindergarten has been built.In order to support Jehovah, Michael came early.

At this time, he was speechlessly looking up at the straightforward and simple door plaque at the entrance of the kindergarten - Paradise Kindergarten.

"Tsk tsk, what a stupid name!" The man beside him said mockingly.

Michael glanced at the man, and the man instantly became honest.Only then did Michael turn his head back, and continue walking forward in a 'weak' manner.

Arriving indoors, Michael found that it was extremely lively inside.All the acquaintances I knew came together, and the angels and demons gathered together.

Yahweh's complexion was obviously a little worse than usual.He can understand that Michael is coming, and Lucifer will definitely come too!But what is the rest of this mess? !

Originally, when Michael came, Lucifer would definitely come with him.Then, Raphael came just to join in the fun, but Leviathan also came to catch him.Mammon hadn't seen Uriel for a long time, so she came here...

Then, a bunch of gods, men and demons came.

Gabriel and Lilith enjoyed the admiring and admiring gazes around them, and their expressions were even more charming than before.Samuel was hugging his son, patiently coaxing him in a low voice.Raphael dodged and kept staring at Leviathan, who was not letting him go.Uriel lowered his head to record the accounts, and Mammon leaned aside to give pointers from time to time.