The General Is Here [Rebirth]

In the spring of one year, the grass grows and the warbler flies to the sky in February.

On the paper of the almanac, it is written that on the second day of February, the water in the Five Elements Spring, rushing to the evil and rushing to the east of the rabbit, is worthy of the god Xuanwu.

It is suitable for offering sacrifices, marrying, moving into a house, dismantling, and repairing. Avoid laying a bed, planting, and making a stove.

A corner of the almanac paper was picked up, and with a "hiss", more than half of it was torn off.

However, the owner of the hand suddenly stopped, slowly put down the paper, and turned to look at the book at hand. The pages were yellow and wrinkled, but the words on it were clear—Borrowing the corpse to return the soul, Taoism and forbidden art, Using the dead or separated, well-preserved corpses of other people as a boarding house, summon non-body souls.Thus defying the law of heaven and bringing the dead back to life...

Yin Shuhuan is very familiar with this passage, but what he knows is another name for it in ancient books-"the art of summoning spirits".

The ancient books recorded in detail how to summon the dead souls and the price the caster had to pay, but this folk tale of ghosts and ghosts "Strange Talks and Strange Discussions" that came from nowhere actually recorded the method of deciphering it—two sentences, ten words. six words.

Life and death are determined by fate, wealth and honor are in the sky, wherever you come from, you will return there.

Yin Shuhuan closed his eyes, but a picture from a year ago appeared in his mind...

The bloody setting sun, the fluttering battle flag, and that man...

The sleeves fluttered, and the book that had been opened on the table was closed with a "snap", and the four characters "Strange Talks and Strange Discussions" in blue and black on the front were dazzlingly large, and Yin Shuhuan swept it to the ground with a flick of his sleeve.

The breeze blew into the room through the window sill, and the almanac rattled, and the half of the second day of February, which had been torn off in half, was still on the almanac, so it was blown away.

Yin Shuhuan stared at the picture of the second day of February that was blown crooked by the wind for a long while, and suddenly laughed very softly.

……

In the eyes are red candles for warming the tent, and the body is covered with a bright red mandarin duck embroidered quilt.

Shi Heruo was dumbfounded for a long time before he slowly propped himself up and sat up.

"Wait, I'm... reincarnated as a bride?" Shi He Ruo lifted the quilt from his body and climbed out of bed.

"Very hungry..." Shi He Ruo touched his stomach, only to feel that his stomach was empty, and he was very hungry.

There are various pastries on the table in the middle of the room, and Shi He Ruo's eyes lit up immediately.

"The hibiscus cake from Linglong Pavilion, the mung bean cake from Jinxiu Building..." Shi Heruo poured a glass of water, wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth, and slid down his throat: "I don't know who picked it, but the young master chose it What I loved to eat when I was alive..."

"Wait!" Shi Heruo suddenly realized something.

During his lifetime? !Yes, I died once, lived again, and died again...

"Are you full?" The house was suddenly pushed away.

There was a man standing outside the door, wearing a red robe, with handsome eyebrows and smiling eyes.

The pastry in his hand fell to the ground with a "pop", and Shi He Ruo stared blankly at the person who walked towards him step by step from outside the door, with his mouth open for a long time, unable to close it for a long time.

He Ruo closed it when Yin Shuhuan kindly extended his hand.

"Fox Yin...is that you?" Shi Heruo opened his mouth again.

"Well, it's me." Yin Shuhuan squeezed Shi Heruo's chin and kissed it: "You are still you."

The cakes on the table were swept to the ground at some point, and Shi He Ruo was placed on the table covered with a red handkerchief.

Dahong's wedding gown had been untied long ago and thrown on the ground.

The kiss was hot and domineering, and Shi Hewei could hardly catch his breath: "No, Fox Yin, wait a minute...we...are we reincarnated?"

Yin Shuhuan didn't answer Shi Hewei's question, but just continued to do his own thing, and his lips and tongue walked down Shi Hewei's neck.

Shi He Ruo pushed Yin Shuhuan's shoulder: "No, tell me what's going on first. I'm not... am I dead?"

Yin Shuhuan still didn't answer Shi Hewei's words, but easily grasped Shi Hewei's wrist with one hand.Yin Shuhuan slowly lowered his head, and bit down on a light-colored spot on his thin, fair chest.

"Oh! Dead fox, you bite me!" Shi Hewei was so hurt that he immediately became angry: "You fox has been reincarnated and changed to be a dog, and you still bite people..."

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"Yin Fox, you bastard. I just woke up and have no strength to bully my master!" Shi He Ruo struggled hard to no avail, and continued to fight.

"It's not bullying you, it's punishing you." Yin Shuhuan's hand went down Shi Hewei's spine.

"Punish me, what are you punishing me for? Why do you punish me...you..." The foreign body suddenly invaded without warning, causing Shi Heruo to be so painful that he almost bit his tongue: "Yin Fox, you bastard!"

"I'll punish you for exchanging civet cats for the crown prince, and exchanging "Sima Fa" for "Strange Talks and Strange Opinions" to hide from me."

"You...found it?" Shi He was stunned for a moment, but then he was distracted by the new pain caused by the added things: "Dead fox, take it easy!"

"Second punishment, you make your own opinions and make your own decisions."

"I..." When this was mentioned, Shi Hewei felt a little guilty.

"Three punishments, you made me suffer in the battle of Jizhou..." Yin Shuhuan's voice paused before continuing: "The pain in the heart..."

"I..." Although Shi Heruo felt a little guilty, the severe pain behind him made him a little unbearable: "Then you...you have to punish me...you can't stab...you... …Yes or no?"

"I'll punish you at the end..."

"Punish you for leaving me alone to suffer from lovesickness for nearly a year."

"What year?!" As soon as Shi He Ruo asked, he felt that the three things in his body were removed, and then a new thing broke in.

"Ugh! Yin Shuhuan, you bastard!"

"Yin Shuhuan, you beast!"

But soon, Shi Hewei was full of momentum, and the fluent curse words could not be uttered, and turned into fragmented and intermittent.

"Yin Huhu, I... I was wrong, I was wrong... You lightly... Hiss... It hurts... Uh-huh!"

"Uh-um... Fox Yin... Miracle doctor Yin? Really... really... hiss... I was wrong... woo!"

The battlefield was transferred from the table to the bed. Shi Heruo had already been taught a lesson and shook his head, but Yin Shuhuan was still elated and focused on the "punishment".

From night to midnight.

This fierce battle has come to an end, and Shi Heruo felt as if his whole body had been skinned and torn apart: "Fox Yin? Divine doctor Yin? Are we really...going to sleep now?"

"Well, I'm asleep." Yin Shuhuan hugged Shi Heruo, then lowered his head and kissed Shi Heruo on the back of his neck.

"Then you..." Shi He weakly twisted his body uneasily, his face became hot: "Then you should go out..."

"Later."

"Dead fox!" When Shi Heruo heard it, he became angry and turned around to settle accounts with Yin Shuhuan.

In the end, Yin Shuhuan, a "prophet of the unknown", clasped his wrist firmly to his chest and failed to translate it.

When I woke up, I was already weak, and a, no, I didn't remember a few incidents, which even drained all the strength in my body.

Struggling is ineffective, and resistance is impossible.

I ate it obediently.

"Fox Yin, you bastard! It's alright if you fucked my young master...you're still...still in it...more than once, you bastard bastard!"

It's one thing to be in love with each other, it's another thing to go to bed and do things, and it's even more important who gets on and off.

He owed the fox a lot, and the fox was extremely cunning and clever.

So if he is eaten, he will be eaten, and if he is down, he will be down-but like this...what's the matter with rice (and) green (harmony) in him?He is not a woman, and this thing cannot conceive a child inside.

Yin Shuhuan stretched out his hand, turned Shi Hewei's face, and kissed it: "It's not me who bullies you, it's your new physical body that needs the nourishment of human rice (and) green (harmonic) blood."

"New plastic body?" Shi Heruo was taken aback, thinking about his own rebirth before, couldn't help feeling nervous, turned around, looked at Yin Shuhuan: "You won't..."

Suddenly losing the warm and tight package, Yin Shuhuan felt a little pity for a while, but the future is long.

"This time it's not me, it's Taoist Kong Kong." Yin Shuhuan stretched out his arms and hugged Shi Hewei.

"Taoist Kongkong?" Shi Heruo was in Yin Shuhuan's arms and couldn't help but uttered in confusion.

"The old grievances have been resolved, and the crisis of Dameng Kingdom has passed. Everything should be restored to its original state. Not long ago, Emperor Wenhe Chuquan announced his abdication, and it was passed on to Chuhan, the king of Anqing. Chuhan ascended the throne and canonized Liu Baikou as Empress. One month later, Empress Liu died unfortunately..."

"What did you say? Second brother, he...he..." Shi Heruo turned pale immediately.

"The Liu family is not your second elder brother." Yin Shuhuan touched the hair of the person in his arms: "Your second elder brother has now worshiped an official and entered the court, and has become a third-rank imperial doctor. He is the right and left hand of the current emperor. Your elder brother's legs and feet are also I can walk now, and I married Tao Hong from the house..."

"Really? The second brother became an official? The eldest brother can walk and married sister Taohong?" Shi He Ruo was overjoyed.

But he soon felt something was wrong: "This is not right, the second brother is a woman, how can he be an official, the cartilage in the legs and feet of the eldest brother, if it is not for the way of bone replacement, it will not be possible..."

Yin Shuhuan tapped Shi Heruo's head lightly: "Have you forgotten Taoist Kongkong?"

"Old man?" Shi Heruo was a little surprised.

"In ancient times, there was a Nuwa who made people out of earth, and later, there was a real person called Taiyi who turned a lotus flower into a real body for Nezha..."

"Wait..." Shi He Ruo suddenly thought of what Yin Shuhuan said before that he needed rice (and) green (harmony) blood to nourish him.

"Could it be that I am now a yellow mud essence or a lotus essence...?"

"Then I'm afraid you can only be a stone monster." Yin Shu laughed happily, pinching Shi Hewei's face: "I'm kidding you. As long as you have the seven souls and six souls, plus spells, anything can be transformed For the flesh body. Taoist Kongkong used five stones to turn you into a flesh body, and used five leaves to reshape a flesh body for your second brother."

"It's just that leaves and stones are dead objects. If you want to enter the soul, you must have someone's blood as a guide. After the soul enters successfully, the person wakes up and solidifies the soul with essence."

"Your second brother's birthday is much earlier than yours, so your second brother woke up very early."

"I came back from the dead again, and my second brother has a new body. What about Miss Liu?"

"Since your second elder brother has a new body, Miss Liu has returned to her own body. Duan Xiao and Liu Baikou are really in love with each other. The Holy Majesty said that after Liu Baikou died of illness, Duan Xiao voluntarily gave up his official career and decided to be with her. Liu Baikou has since retired to the mountains and forests."

"It's great that lovers get married. It's so good." Shi Hewei nodded, and suddenly thought of another extremely important thing: "Wait! You said you gave me Dumi (and) Qing (harmony) blood, then I What about the second brother? Who will give him..."

A word "Du" stuck in my throat, am I stupid?

Who else could give the blood of Du Mi (and) Qing (harmony) to his second elder brother?

Naturally, it was the former King of Anqing, Chu Han, and now the Holy Majesty...

Shi He Ruo remembered another sentence that Yin Shuhuan said just now - your second brother has now been worshiped as an official and entered the court, and has become a third-rank imperial doctor, and is the right-hand man of the current emperor.

The left and right hands... um... In addition to helping the current emperor solve government affairs, he can probably help the current emperor solve other problems...

Can't think like that, can't think like that.Shi He Ruo shook his head—whoever said his second brother must be...

Forget it, even a dignified third-rank general like myself who dominates the battlefield... let alone the second brother of a third-rank civil servant Yushi doctor...

"Okay. Go to bed. I'll take you to listen to books tomorrow, and then we'll go to Shifu to see your elder brother, sister-in-law and your second brother." Yin Shuhuan pinched Shi Hewei's nose.

"Listen to the book, what book are you listening to?"

"Go and listen to the legendary story of how He Ruo, the dignified general of the third grade Yunhui, held on to the capital and wiped out the rebel party, and how he bravely killed the enemy and used clever schemes to retake the sixteen states of Beihe." Yin Shu laughed happily: " The story of my little tiger is one of the favorite stories told by storytellers in the streets and alleys. Nowadays, the common people, from 99 to just walking, have not heard your story. Some children even enshrine you. If you are a god, you wield a wooden sword and a wooden stick all day long, yelling at your parents that you want to be a great hero who fights the enemy and fights for the country like Shi Heruo."

"What you said is true?!" Shi Hewei became so excited that he even forgot the pain in his butt in an instant, and sat up all at once: "But I wasn't... hiss..."

Yin Shuhuan reached out and took Shi Heruo into his arms again: "Didn't you say that everything is back to its original place now? Since you led the troops to fight the battle, your name will naturally be left in the history books."

"That means the name of the tiger when I was...really recorded in the annals of history? I..."

I thought that my childhood dream would never come true, but now it is...

"You are a great hero in the eyes of the world, and also my sweetheart, little tiger..."

"You..." You were still immersed in the ecstasy of the realization of your youthful ambitions, but when you were suddenly thrown a love word over without defense, Shi Hewei couldn't react in time, and some dared not look directly at the burning gaze of the person in front of you.

However, the eyes of the person in front of him were cast so stubbornly and enthusiastically, without any sign of turning away.As if to force him to make the same response.

Shi He Ruo gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and opened them quietly, Shi He Ruo put his arms around Yin Shuhuan's neck, and quickly pecked Yin Shuhuan's lips with a hot face. .

"Then you...then you Yin Shuhuan is the genius doctor Yin in the eyes of the world, and also the sweetheart of my Shi Heruo...bad fox!"

How can I die if I get a match, I am willing to be a mandarin duck and not envy an immortal.

2017-07-31 The full text of "The General [Rebirth]" is finished.

The author has something to say:

The story of the stupid and weak born on the second day of February ends here!It's really a big celebration, and the whole world celebrates.For this reason, I also deliberately selected the publication time of the last chapter-see you in stripped clothes.Hahahahahaha, Yin Shenyi Yin is also a miserable, and nearly 24 can only eat his little tiger.Eat-lao-tiger part, if you need it, go to Weibo to pick it up.Weibo: A Bitter Plum QAQ.If you don't eat tiger meat, it's good to eat some green vegetables like this!Other!

The new copywriting will start tomorrow, and the next plan is to finish the short novel "The Good-for-nothing Lover" first, and then I will start a full-length drama "Gu Yan" (People are attacked by demons).So far, I have written two books on Gudan with the general and relaxed style. It’s time to write the main drama (jiao) set (qing) heart (yi) (xiale).

But the light-hearted essays will still be written again, so there will be two easy-to-use ancient Tanwen copywritings open, one with martial arts as the background, and the other...that's emmmmm...I can't say for the time being.Anyway, if you are interested, go and have a look at the collection!mwah!