he is a flower

When Cao Cao was still considering whether to continue teasing Han Xiu, Han Xiu took the initiative to run over to tease him...

Cao Cao didn't notice Han Xiu at first, but Ma Ge who came to help him found out:

"Hey, Xiao Cao, isn't that your friend who came to sleep last time?"

Surprised, Cao Cao looked in the direction Ma Ge pointed, and found that Han Xiu was looking at bed sheets in the home textile store opposite.But Cao Cao felt that Han Xiu's gaze would always come to his flower shop intentionally or unintentionally...

You are peeking at me.

As the saying goes, good-looking people are good-looking when they shit. For the first time, Cao Cao felt that this sentence was very artistic.

Even if Han Xiu is sneaky at the moment, Cao Cao doesn't find it annoying, but rather cute.Moreover, after not seeing each other for two days, Cao Cao couldn't help but be moved when he saw Han Xiu's face again.

But Han Xiu is really not right, every time when Cao Cao is about to increase his horsepower and fire at him, Han Xiu will make Cao Cao turn off the fire unconsciously...

As the saying goes, flirting with a man is risky, so you need to be cautious when stirring up a base!

Cao Cao decided to ask the married man Ma Ge for advice:

"Brother Ma, you said... If there is a person who faints when he sees you, why is that?"

Brother Ma said with certainty: "That person must like you! She fainted because she wanted you to catch her and take her home for the end hehehe..." Brother Ma bumped Cao Cao's shoulder ambiguously, "Why, when someone saw her You just fainted, and you don't know what to do. It's not easy. If you like her, you can catch her, and if you don't like her, just pretend you didn't see her...I think I fainted in front of your sister-in-law back then , I made your sister-in-law so anxious. It was only then that I realized that your sister-in-law was also interested in me, but I was too embarrassed to speak up. Once I fainted, your sister-in-law would have nothing to do. In the end, of course I just... Hehehe. "

So you are such a brother Ma, does Mrs. Ma know?

But, it turns out that Han Xiu likes me too...

Also, Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, so I like Han Xiu?

I don't deny it, I like his face very much, but if it's just this kind of liking, it won't last long...

Maybe... I can tease him again, maybe I will like other parts of him, such as his chest muscles, and his bottom...

First, though, I have to touch them.

Thinking of this, Cao Cao stood up and said to Brother Ma, "Brother Ma, I'll make a phone call first."

Cao Cao stepped aside, took out his mobile phone, and called Han Xiu directly.

The phone was connected quickly, and Han Xiu's deep voice came: "Hi, hello."

Cao Cao leaned against the wall and said hoarsely, "Ah Xiu, I am Cao Cao."

Han Xiu: "I know. You...what's the matter?" Is my big flowerpot here!

Cao Cao smiled lightly: "It's okay, but I miss you a little... Are you at work?"

Han Xiu was very disappointed: "...No." My big flower pot hasn't arrived yet...

Cao Cao knowingly asked: "Today's rest?"

Han Xiu: "No... I'm buying sheets." Because the little cousin can transform into a shape, the cousin asked Han Xiu to come out and buy a bed sheet for the little cousin in order to prevent the little cousin from sleeping in a flowerpot like Han Xiu .

Good, didn't lie to me.Cao Cao asked with a smile, "Have you bought the sheets you like?"

Han Xiu said angrily: "No, there are flowers on the bed sheet!" There are flowers from top to bottom, inside and outside, so if you sleep under it, you will be surrounded by other men's reproductive organs!

Cao Cao thought of Han Xiu's disgusted expression when he mentioned flowers, and said with a sullen smile, "What about the cartoon patterns?"

Han Xiu directly denied: "Animal patterns are even more unacceptable!" Lying on it, they will never be able to sleep!

Cao Cao: "Then you can buy solid color ones."

Han Xiu said discouragedly: "It's over."

Cao Cao: "This one doesn't have it, you can buy it at another one."

Han Xiu refused: "No." I bought it because there was no one in this store.

no?why not?

Cao Cao asked curiously: "May I ask why it doesn't work?" Could it be that I paid for a membership card at the home textile store opposite and could only spend at his home?

Han Xiu: "...I can't go to crowded places."

Cao Cao was even more surprised: "Why can't we go to places with many people?"

Han Xiu had no choice but to say: "Because I can't see anyone!"

"... shameful?" Cao Cao stood up straight and asked hesitantly, "Ah Xiu, do you have...social phobia?"

Ah social phobia!This is it!My cousin said that if someone doubts his identity or insists on touching him, he will say that he has this social phobia. I almost forgot just now!

"Yes! I have social phobia and can't go to crowded places!"

It turns out that Han Xiu has social phobia, no wonder he reacts so strongly to my touch.I thought he was a bit weird at first, but it seems that I wrongly blamed him...

Cao Cao said tactfully, "Ah Xiu, you can buy some things online."

Han Xiu: "I don't have a card." Those plants that became spirits after the founding of the country are still minors according to their age. The demon prison only issued them ID cards, and only old fairies like my cousin have them. Card.

Even without a card, Cao Cao said distressedly: "Axiu, what do you want to buy, let me help you buy it."

Han Xiu's eyes lit up, and then he wondered, "Isn't that good?" If my cousin knew that someone bought it for me, I don't know if he would beat me back to my original shape...

Cao Cao smiled and said, "Aren't we good friends? Good friends are used to run errands and work. Today I will help you buy bed sheets, and maybe tomorrow you will help me move flowers."

Since when did we become good friends?However, with one more human friend, it should be more convenient to live in the human world in the future.And this is the help from a good friend, my cousin probably won't do anything to me.

Han Xiu said seriously: "Well, you must call me when you move flowers in the future! I want to buy a four-piece suit, which doesn't have any patterns on it, and the color should be more stain-resistant."

"Okay." Cao Cao nodded, "Then I'll send it to you after buying it. Which building and unit do you live in?"

Han Xiu: "I didn't use it, I bought it for someone else, so let me come and get it."

Bought for someone else...

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows: "Oh, you bought it for your girlfriend?" If so, I will definitely give you a bright red four-piece set with flowers blooming and wealth!

Han Xiu: "No, I bought it for my little cousin." Cheng Jing has never met a female goblin until now, so I don't plan to have a girlfriend or something that is the same as salary...

Bought for my little cousin, it's about the same.Cao Cao insisted: "Let me send it to you."

Han Xiu thought for a while and said, "...OK."

……

After hanging up the phone, Han Xiu went home contentedly and went to sleep.My cousin gave him a whole morning to buy sheets and quilt covers, now he doesn't have to buy them himself, of course he went home to sleep.

And Cao Cao kept watching Han Xiu's figure until he could no longer see him...

When he hung up the phone just now, he saw Han Xiu smiling. The smile from the heart of a socially phobic person is so heart-warming...

Cao Cao clenched his hands into fists: Don't worry, Han Xiu, I will protect your smile from now on, and I will definitely buy the sheets you like! ! !

The author has something to say:

JJ always loves to draw into a flower O__O"...

small theater:

Cao Cao: I will protect this smile!

Han Xiu: I will guard this flower pot!

Cousin: I will protect this melon seed!

Little cousin T_T: My flowers are guarded by myself! (My little cousin Gongjun likes to cut flowers when he gets angry←_←)