he is a flower

He had five grandchildren at once, and the big boss walked with the wind, almost flying into the sky.

"Get married!" As soon as they got home, the big boss said firmly, "Go get married after lunch!"

"Wake up, old man..." The courier boy looked at him and said, "No. [-] and I can't get married in China." Both of them are men.

The big boss asked anxiously: "Then what about my grandson?!" Then he pointed to his little cousin who was eating and drinking, "If you don't get married, are you worthy of being number one?!"

"Ah?" The little cousin waved his hand, "I'm fine."

"Look how sensible No. [-] is!" The big boss looked at his son with disgust, "Look at yourself!"

"I don't care, even if we don't get married, the first thing we have to do is enter our household registration book! Yes, we have to hold a banquet!! I want everyone to know that I have grandchildren, or five hahahahahahahahaha!!! "

As a result, the big boss took a look at the little cousin's ID card, and was so angry that he took off his shoes and wanted to call the courier brother. The little cousin flashed in front of the courier brother to block him.

The daughter-in-law is protecting her son, so of course she can't beat her, but he can scold her!

The big boss pointed at the courier brother and said heartbrokenly: "First, I just turned eighteen last month! You... beast!!!"

The fifth animal man: "..." He is still a virgin! ! !

After finally returning to the room, the courier brother stroked his little cousin's stomach and asked curiously, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

"Yes." Now the baby is still in the seed state, of course it is safest to put it in the stomach.The little cousin saw that the courier brother had been staring at his stomach, and said, "Do you want it? You can put it in your stomach."

The courier boy shook, "It's better to put it in your stomach, it's safe."

"Well, I think so too!" The little cousin puffed out his chest proudly.

The courier boy thought of something, and suddenly asked, "By the way, how old are you this year?"

"Me?" The little cousin thought for a while and said, "One hundred and eight."

The courier boy pinched his little cousin's baby face and said, "Then you won't grow old or die?"

"No, it's just aging slowly." The little cousin lay on the courier boy's lap and let him pinch it. They will live a long and healthy life.”

The courier brother lowered his head and gnawed at him, and said domineeringly: "Even if I die first, you must always remember that you are mine!"

The little cousin slapped and called out, "Quick, bah bah bah!"

The courier boy covered his face and said "Bah, bah, bah" three times helplessly.

……

A few days after the elder cousin unlocked the demon power of the little cousin, the little cousin called to say that he was getting married and invited the family to have a drink.

Cousin is in a very complicated mood. On the one hand, he doesn’t have to worry about his little cousin making trouble outside and no one will cover him. On the other hand, the flowers he has worked so hard to raise will be spoiled by others...

Until the little cousin sent another text message: Hahahaha cousin, I forgot to tell you just now, I will soon have five little daisy babies, two more than your family~

Cousin raised his eyebrows: My silly brother, you don’t have a long memory like this, no matter how many you have, it’s useless, they will all be cut off anyway.

……

At the banquet, the little cousin dressed like a little rich man, ran over and showed off to his lord cousin: "I will also have a family flower in the future!" Let's see how you cut my flowers in the future!

Cousin gave him a sideways glance, "Are you married?"

"Uh... no."

"Then what are you bragging about?"

The little cousin said angrily: "It's as if you and the big cousin can get married!"

This is what my cousin was waiting for. He slowly took out two red books from his pocket and put them on the table, saying, "Take them to open your eyes."

The little cousin grabbed it and hurriedly opened it to have a look...

It turned out to be a marriage certificate! ! !

"Fake!! It must be fake!!!"

My cousin pulled back the marriage certificate from my little cousin, and said with a smile, "It can't be fake if it's true." After scanning the little cousin up and down, he continued, "It can't be true if it's fake."

Little cousin: "(｀へ)" I'm so angry, but I can't beat it... Forget it, he is happy today, and let his five babies fight back for him in the future!

Cao Cao looked left at the triplets of his elder cousin's family and right at his younger cousin's belly, then looked at Han Xiu expectantly and said: "Ah Xiu, you can give me some babies too."

Han Xiu ==: "If you want to give birth, you will give birth, right?" After all, he ate so much pollen.

Cao Cao thought about it seriously and said, "That's fine, but I'd rather have a daughter."

I really want to give birth...

Han Xiu was silent for a while and said: "With the system where I am soft at the first touch, our daughter will be beaten to death by my cousin and the little cousin's baby!"

Cao Cao looked at him distressedly and said, "Were you often beaten when you were young?"

Han Xiu shook his head, "No."

Cao Cao thought, that's okay, the two flowers have a conscience.

Han Xiu continued: "Not only when I was a child, but also from childhood to adulthood."

Cao Cao: "!!!"

"However," Han Xiu sighed, "Fortunately, I finally met you."

"Me too!" Cao Cao rushed forward with a full face of emotion.

"Don't come here!" Han Xiu's complexion changed, and he yelled, but it was too late, he was lying on the ground softly, with no love in his life... He could change the sentence just now into "After I met you, I will love you every day." Lying on the floor"?

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